Dear Atlantium,
I was going through my responded letters and I found that you had a return address. So, I broke into your house and read all of the letters you've written. I've fixed that window which is why you haven't noticed.
World domination, really? That seems to have been planned out twice already. What makes you think your plan is better than the rest? However, if you need some pointers, I would be glad to help. After all, I nearly took over the world some years ago. But that was my boss and as not many people know, I sent my assassination squad after him. I still have his head in my fridge. I'll show it to you next time.
And about Homestuck... I've heard it's very confusing and hard to keep up on. So, I haven't read it yet. That, and Diamond has been reading it so there is just about no way I am going to. Go watch some BBC Sherlock instead. It's hilarious, has educational value, is very emotional. Yes, isn't it strange to hear that the third most stoic country has cried over a television series? It was a good one, in my defense.
Well, I'm almost out of room on this piece of paper. I really do need to go buy more. And yes, I burned all of Diamond's games. Don't worry about it. I needed to watch something go up in flames.
From Your Big Brother,
Kagemori Kuroyoko
Personification of Antarctica
Dear Antarctica,
You broke into my house? Well then that's very nice of you to fix the window you broke because I would have freaked if you left a mess. I'm very OCD about my house so if you break in again please do not leave a mess. Thank you for cleaning up after yourself!
Yes, I'm planning world domination. My reason for it is because I am a tiny nation and that I am so tired of being ignored by everyone else. I think I can accomplish it because I have been set on it for a long time now and still going through with it. Win or lose I will take over the world. I would like some more pointers. You have your bosses head in your fridge? I'd like to see that.
I'm not planning on reading Homestuck. Just not enough time to read something so…. Odd. Oh, I always wanted to watch BBC Sherlock but haven't had the time to watch it. It isn't strange for someone that is a stoic country to cry over a TV show. I have done it before so it's all good.
Yeah, paper has been getting expensive lately. I would have done the same because flames are amazing and love to see people's faces burning their prize possessions.
Alyssa Queen (Alantium)