Kagome and the others were heading out from Kaede's village. InuYasha asked "how far is this shard, Kagome?" Shippo held up his thumb and index finger, saying "this far." Kagome chided "Shippo." "Sorry, Kagome, couldn't resist" Shippo said. Kagome turned to InuYasha and replied "it's going to be a long way." Soon after, Kagome stopped the car at the entrance of a shrine. Kagome said "the shard is inside. The car won't be able to maneuver in there, however." With that, she stopped the engine and everyone got out. InuYasha said "we check the grounds first and then go into the structures."

At a garden in the shrine, a female half demon was tending to some tomato plants. This half demon, named InuYésha, looked exactly like InuYasha clothes and all. An exception was that her kimono, at its normal height, revealed most of her cleavage. She sighed and said "hopefully, these tomatoes will turn out as nicely as this jewel shard." She packed up her tools in a shed and headed on her way.

InuYasha, meanwhile, was trailing the others in front of a hedgerow. "How about we split up and look around the premises?" he asked. Kagome said "not on this large of shrine. I don't want any of us getting lost." InuYasha said "how could we get lost on this little heap of junk?" He then turned around and saw the enormity of the shrine behind him: large enough to fit eighteen modern-day basketball courts. He turned white as a sheet and said "oh my, this shrine is huge." Kagome said "told you so." As they were passing a gap in the hedges, InuYasha said "don't push it, Kagome." He glanced over and saw what appeared to be a mirror image of him. "What the..?" he thought. As InuYasha had glanced over, InuYésha did the same and saw InuYasha. "What in the world?" she thought. They both ducked behind the end of the gap. Kagome turned and asked "what is it, InuYasha?" InuYasha said "I think I saw something unusual just now." As InuYasha was answering Kagome, InuYésha pulled her kimono up to conceal her cleavage. This had the effect of looking exactly like InuYasha's kimono.

She and InuYasha then got back out into the gap and were matching one another's movements like a mirror reflection. Kagome notices this and thought "wow, that looks like a mirror except I don't think it really is one." Sure enough, InuYasha turned around to think about what he was seeing. InuYésha, on the other hand, did not turn. She instead was looking InuYasha over. Kagome thought "that's definitely not the original InuYasha." InuYasha turned to face InuYésha again. The mirror game continued for a while. InuYasha glanced away and muttered "this doesn't make any sense." Kagome thought "this is getting out of hand. I wonder what would happen if I issued a sit command." As InuYasha turned back to InuYésha, Kagome said "InuYasha, sit!" InuYasha plowed into the ground and InuYésha said "I knew you couldn't be me." Her kimono slipped back to its normal level. Kagome said "you're definitely not the InuYasha I know." InuYésha replied "my name is not InuYasha." InuYasha got up and said "that would be me, miss." Shippo asked "then what is your name?" InuYésha replied "my name is InuYésha." Everyone else reacted with curiosity. Shippo said "that's very close to InuYasha's name." InuYasha said "I'll say." Sango thought "my goodness, a female InuYasha." Miroku, who had been gawking, thought "wow, what are the odds?"

InuYésha asked "who would you guys be?" Kagome replied "I'm Kagome. This is Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and InuYasha." They each nodded in turn as Kagome pointed them out. InuYésha said "nice to meet you." Her eyes fell on InuYasha and she suddenly looked away and blushed heavily. Although InuYasha didn't see this, Kagome and Sango did. Sango looked at InuYésha and asked "are you okay, InuYésha?" The female half-demon quickly answered "yes, I'm fine." Kagome asked "InuYésha, do you have a crush on InuYasha?" InuYasha asked "someone has a crush on me?" Kagome said "well, InuYasha, what you just heard was--." InuYésha darted over and said "yes, InuYasha, it's true. You heard me right: I have a crush on you." As InuYésha took InuYasha's hand in her own, Kagome's eyebrow started twitching. InuYasha, bewildered tremendously, asked "what are you doing?" InuYésha replied "umm well, I couldn't resist. Besides I kind of wanted to ask you something." InuYasha skeptically said "okay." Miroku thought "I think I know what she is going to ask him." Kagome said "what do you want to ask him, InuYésha?" InuYésha, with Kagome's question having gone in one ear and out the other, said "InuYasha, I want you to have me bear you a son."

Kagome, Sango, and Shippo are in shock. Miroku, on the other hand, said "My thoughts were right on the mark." InuYasha was stunned. Kagome thought "oh my goodness." She instantly butted in. "How do you know if InuYasha is ready to be a father, InuYésha?" InuYasha said "yeah, I was about to ask why I would want to do that." "Sit, boy" Kagome casually said. InuYasha plowed down and InuYésha replied "how do you know he isn't?" InuYasha got up from the ground and said "What was that for Kagome? I was on your side with--. WHAT?" InuYésha said "come on, it's all over your face." Kagome barked "I doubt that! InuYasha doesn't want kids. Not until eons later!" InuYasha, getting freaked, asked "ladies, could we?" Kagome said "sure, InuYasha."

Miroku went over to InuYésha and started rubbing away. "Since he's not eligible, perhaps I could make a good father" he said. InuYésha screamed, slapped Miroku, and said "you perverted dog." InuYasha said "hey, InuYésha, try hitting lower down on him." Miroku said "wait, miss." Unfortunately, Miroku got kicked right between his legs and keeled over groaning. He then squeaked "at least I was being honest." InuYésha said "true but still." Shippo said "way to go Miroku. I bet you can't do that again." Miroku said "oh, shut it, Shippo."

InuYésha asked "so, what are you doing around here?" Kagome replied "well, we're looking for the jewel shards." InuYésha held up her shard and asked "you mean like this one?" Kagome said "that's the one." Shippo asked "where'd you get that one from, Miss InuYésha?" InuYésha replied "a demon had been attacking this shrine. I had killed it and found the shard inside of it afterwards." Sango asked "you killed a demon without weapons? How?" InuYésha tossed up a tomato and said "it was an attack like this." She leapt up to the tomato and yelled "Iron-Reaver Soul-Stealer!" The tomato was instantly turned into slices. InuYasha and the others were stunned by InuYésha's attack. Kagome asked "what kind of demon was that?" InuYésha replied "this demon was a pint-sized green dragon. The flames it was breathing were beyond comprehension, so I jumped up and slew it." As InuYésha was saying that, her hand was rubbing InuYasha's butt in a Miroku-ish manner. InuYasha was quivering. Kagome saw this and said "hey, you want to not do that to my man?" InuYésha said "you've got to be kidding me. You're not even a half-demon." Miroku asked "Kagome, why do I get slapped when I do that, yet she doesn't?" Kagome barked "well, you're a pervert, and guys can't hit girls." InuYésha asked "even so, how could he be your man since you're not even half-demon?" InuYasha said "maybe she's not, but I'm still in love with her." InuYésha asked "how could you be in love with her and not with someone like me?"

After another Miroku-style rub from InuYésha, Sango said "maybe because of your antics. You're starting to act like that monk." InuYésha replied "this isn't your fight, so butt out." With that, she swept InuYasha into her arms and gave him a very massive kiss. Kagome was getting ticked. "Get your mitts off of him!" she yelled. As the kiss was appearing to be lengthy (much to InuYasha's chagrin), Kagome darted over and tried to separate the two. Sango asked "should we help Kagome out?" Miroku replied "let's not intervene." They turned to look just in time to notice InuYésha adding some tongue to the kiss. Sango gawked in shock and thought "oh, my goodness, no way." Miroku was so shocked that he passed out. Shippo saw the monk go down and asked "what the heck happened to him?" Kagome, meanwhile, was struggling to pull InuYasha free. "Let go, InuYésha" she growled, "I could use a little help, Mirok--!" She noticed the monk had fainted. "What happened?" Kagome asked. "He passed out from shock" Sango replied, "I guess he was overwhelmed when he saw her adding some tongue." Kagome, stunned by Sango's reply, asked "tongue?"

Finally, the kiss had ended. InuYasha was trying in vain to get out of InuYésha's arms. InuYésha asked "what did you think of that, my love?" InuYasha replied "Kagome's kiss is a lot better. Also, let go of me." InuYésha let go, and InuYasha dropped to his knees. He was about to start begging to Kagome for forgiveness, when Kagome said "I know you didn't want that, InuYasha." Miroku finally came around and said "what happened now?" Kagome replied "I made InuYésha let go of him." InuYasha said "maybe you could join us and help us search for the shards." Kagome yelped "WHAT? SIT!" InuYasha plowed down onto poor Shippo and asked "what'd you do that for, Kagome?" "You pervert" Kagome replied. Sango replied "I have to agree with InuYasha on this one, Kagome." Kagome looked oddly at Sango and asked "are you serious. You want to have--?" "Exactly!" Sango barked. InuYasha asked "could I say something here?" Kagome and Sango barked "no!" InuYasha barked back "WELL I'M GOING TO ANYWAYS! We need all the help we can get, so let InuYésha join. I think she'll be tame enough now." "Thanks, InuYasha" InuYésha replied. InuYasha then felt something under him. Shippo shouted "WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME, YOU RABID DOG?" He kicked and InuYasha yelped and squeaked out "not there, Shippo." Kagome said "sorry, Shippo." InuYasha got up and said "just think about it, Kagome." Miroku then interjected with "all those in favor of having InuYésha join, raise your hands." Everyone except Kagome raised their hands. Miroku asked "what is your reason to not have her join, Kagome?" InuYasha elbowed Kagome in the ribs. She then raised her hand. InuYésha said "I have it under control now, Kagome." Miroku said "the majority has spoken. InuYésha, welcome to our group."

InuYésha beamed at them all as InuYasha and the others shook hands. Kagome, after shaking hands with InuYésha, asked "how did you get this shrine?" Shippo had started nibbling on a tomato slice (created from the attack demo) when InuYésha answered "Well the shrine belonged to my father. He was a very rich prince. He passed on when I was a child, and left it to me in his will." After a bit of silence, a loud stomach gurgle ended it. InuYasha said "sorry." Kagome said "I think we'd better make dinner." InuYésha said "I'll even let you guys stay the night before we head out tomorrow." Miroku, doing his usual antics, said "that's very kind of you, InuYé--." A slap later and InuYasha yelled "OW! Do I look like a monk?" InuYésha apologized and slapped the correct recipient. Sango asked "you wouldn't happen to have a spring here, would you?" InuYésha replied "I do have one. We'll bathe after dinner."

Later that evening, InuYasha and his entourage had just finished eating. InuYésha said "okay, dinner is finished. Now, who's ready for a hot bath?" Kagome, Sango and Shippo jumped up saying "we are." As they headed to the spring, InuYésha asked "coming, InuYasha?" Kagome said "we bathe separately." "Why do you think I'm inviting him this time?" InuYésha asked. Kagome said "uhh…just the women and young ones" and tugged slightly on InuYésha's ear. They went to the spring. InuYasha looked on and said "I know Kagome's lack of an invite overrides any newcomer's invitation." Miroku replied "you're right, InuYasha."

As Kagome, Shippo, InuYésha, and Sango were relaxing in the water, Sango said "so, since your father was human, your mother must've been demon." InuYésha replied "correct." Kagome asked "so, what happened to your mother, then?" Shippo began idly singing "John Jacob-Jingleheimer-Schmitt; his name…" InuYésha, as Shippo kept singing, replied "well, my mother was not spared. She died after trying to protect me and my father when I was a newborn." "…Whenever we go out, the people always shout…" Shippo continued. Sango said "how sad." Kagome said "hang on; it's a lot like what InuYasha went through." Sango said "it's exactly what he went through, except…it was his father protecting him and his human mother." InuYésha said "amazing. We have a little more in common than I thought."

Later, Kagome, Sango and Shippo had finished bathing. "Aren't you coming, InuYésha?" Kagome asked. InuYésha replied "I'm going to stay in a little bit longer." Kagome replied "okay" and went off with Sango and Shippo. Upon reaching where Miroku and InuYasha were waiting, Miroku asked "where's InuYésha?" Kagome said "she's still bathing." InuYasha said "maybe I'd better get some more firewood from the shed over there." Kagome said "okay, and maybe we could have some fun when you get back." InuYasha went towards the shed only to get grabbed and pulled through the foliage by someone. Kagome saw him get snatched and heard some splashing on the other side of the foliage. She investigated and found that InuYésha had snagged him and pulled him into the spring. "At last, we are alone, InuYasha" InuYésha swooned. Kagome saw that InuYésha hadn't appeared to have even bothered to get dressed and was still butt naked. InuYasha had his eyes closed and said "InuYésha, what's the big idea?" The female half-demon replied "well, I thought you would like the view." InuYasha replied "I'm not sure if this is a good idea." InuYésha then held him close and started shifting. "Oh, do me, InuYasha" she yelled. Kagome, witnessing all this, thought "I must not rush out there, despite her tempting me." InuYasha said "look, I don't think I'm ready for this yet." InuYésha said "okay" and let him go. She then swooned "maybe some other time we can get laid." Kagome's eyes bugged out at the thought. "Like hell, you'll do that" she thought, "especially since it's with my man."

InuYasha managed to get through the foliage and saw Kagome. "Kagome, it wasn't my fault" he pleaded. Kagome said "I knew it wasn't; it was InuYésha. I'll take care of her later, you just get that firewood. We'll have fun when you return." Kagome got back to the campfire and saw Miroku and Sango making out without Shippo knowing. Kagome cleared her throat, causing Miroku and Sango to jump up. "So, was I interrupting something?" Kagome asked. Sango blushed and said "uh, probably." Miroku said "you look pale, Kagome, are you okay?" Kagome quickly said "yeah, I'm fine." InuYasha came back with the firewood at that moment. InuYésha also returned. "Hi guys" she casually said. Kagome turned and said "InuYésha, I need to talk to you NOW." She grabbed InuYésha's ear and was pulling hard. InuYasha thought "I guess I'll wait until she's finished." InuYésha was protesting as she was being drug off by Kagome. InuYasha looked on and said "ooh, Kagome's going to have her rear."

Further into the woods, Kagome kept pulling InuYésha by her ear. InuYésha was saying "ow, ow, ow, oww. Kagome! Let go of my ear! OW!" Kagome released her and said "what were you just doing in the spring?" InuYésha replied "I told you, I was washing my hair." Kagome asked "with InuYasha in there with you?" InuYésha said "uh, crap." Kagome said "listen, InuYésha, InuYasha is my boyfriend. He doesn't want a relationship with another woman; I'm the only one he wants." InuYésha said "okay, I'm sorry." Kagome said "sorry doesn't cut it, InuYésha. So, I'm going to lay down a few rules. You can stay with us. However, you need to control yourself around InuYasha. Do we have a deal?" InuYésha shook Kagome's hand and said "deal."