Ichimaru Gin's Diary
Chapter 36: Too much to list
AN: Couldn't think of a decent chapter name XDDD And there is too many events to list in a chapter title lol EFF YEAH I HIT 100 REVIEWS! AND GOING!
Entry 379
The Shinigami that invaded was Matsumoto Rangiku.
We took her hostage and sent a threat letter to the Soul Society
Dear Soul Soicety,
We have your 10th Division Taichou, Hitsugaya Toshiro and Matsumoto Rangiku-fukutaichou of the same division as hostages.
IF YA SEND ANOTHER FREAKIN' SHINIGAMI, WE'll Rip DERE HEADS OFF AND FEED 'EM TA AARONIERO!
Shut up, Nnoitra, this is supposed to be a serious threat letter!
You just wanna make it serious so they don't come so ya get more time with pet-sama!
DO. NOT. Anyways, Aizen-sama is in some trashy place in the Living World so I am taking his place.
ME TOO!
NO you are not, Nnotira Jiruga! Go back to your palace and leave this letter alone!
Fine, I'll go visit Pet-chan (the taller one).
See? Feel pity for Rangiku. Now, I end this letter as I leave to prepare for my lavender scented bubble bath.
-Cuarto Espada of Sosuke Aizen-sama's army, Ulquiorra Cifer
PS Nnoitra also. Starrk says hello to…pink wearing guy…
Entry 380
*hugs Grimmijow* "You are a kawaii chibi neko," I muttered.
"I'M COVERED IN CHEESE! THANKS A LOT, ULQUIORRA!"
"Mai Cifer wanted me to play a game… Apparently, that was the game. Excuse me while I take my bubble bath…
Entry 381
I'm in my bubble bath now… *sighs* ahhh…so peaceful…
*door slams open* "ULQUIORRA-SAMA!"
"MAI, GET OUT I AM TAKING A BUBBLE BATH!"
"You have a letter back from the Soul Society already!" *hands letter over*
"…Mai?"
"Yes, Ulquiorra-sama?"
"Can you…get out?"
"I wanna see what the letter says! And there's bubbles, so no need to worry."
*sigh*
Dear Cuarto Espada,
We will not try to disturb Hueco Mundo for now. Please keep Hitsugaya-taichou and Matsumoto-fukutaichou in good condition.
Can we do anything to get them back?
Ahhh! Yama-jii, don't be so serious! Ulquiorra-san, tell Coyote-san I said hello also! And my name is Shunsui, but you can call my pink wearing guy anyday! (AN: I call him that XD)
Haha, tell that little girl Lilynette hello also from Ukitake-san. She seemed nice if she would just…um…be nicer I guess…
Stop it you two! Anyways, tell Aizen we hate him. Kuchiki Byakuya says to Zommari Leroux I HATE YOUR GUTS. I WILL BE FASTER THAN YOU ANY DAY.
-Taichous of the Gotei 13
Entry 382
"AHHH!"
"MAI!"
"Oops…sorry, hehe…"
"..."
"I bet I could hold my breath under water longer than you can!"
"Che, I am a higher rank and far more superior in the air and I will now prove in the water also."
*both goes under water, glaring at each other*
Entry 383
*a while later*
*knocks on the door* "Hey, Ulquiorra…I know I let you use my bath tub…but it's been a while…"
*no response*
*shoves open door* "Ulquiorra, what are you-!"
*Ulquiorra suddenly comes up from under water, Mai shoving him up, smirking*
"What the heck-?"
"We were seeing who could hold their breath under water. I was doing just fine, but Ulquiorra-sama was trying to get me to breath under water."
"You were trying to shove me up!"
"Shut it you two. I can hold my breath longest!"
"Prove it, Tia."
"Alright, I have a swimming pool. Meet me there in five minutes."
"WOO! POOL PARTY!"
Entry 384
*Tia, Ulquiorra, and Mai all jump into the water, staying under and holding their breaths*
Tia: *smirks*
Ulquiorra: *slightly glares*
Mai: *looks around under water*
*SPLASH*
Grimmijow: *waves to everyone else underwater*
Tia: *pulls out Tiburon under water* (they're all in swim suits, Tia just happens have her zanpaktou with her) *comes out muffled since they're in the water* "Ola…Azul!"
Grimmijow: *water muffled* "GAHHHHHH!"
*SPLASH*
Matsumoto: *waves underwater*
*SPLASH*
Toushiro: *glares under water*
Tia: *water muffled* "Why's there so many people in my pool?"
Entry 385
*after a while*
"FINE. Tia, you win! How do you hold your breath?"
"I don't. I can breathe under water."
"Ne, hi everybody! Grimmijow here brought Orihime, taichou, and I here for the Pool Party!"
"It's so hot in the room you keep us in, Espada."
"Would you like a splash of water, Shinigami-san?"
"Sure…"
*everyone looks at Harribel*
"What…? Oh…fine…Ola…Azul!"
"WAVE POOL!"
Entry 385
"Marco!"
"Polo!"
"Marco…"
"*water muffled* Polo!"
"Marco!"
"Polo!"
"Marco!"
"Po-AHHH!"
"GOT YA, Mai!"
"Let go of me-!"
"Ha!"
"Do those two like each other…?"
"No, onna, Mai doesn't like Grimmijow."
"Oh…"
"Do you think she can breathe really?"
"Ignore it."
"I have some water melon that we could eat."
"I CALL THE BIGGER HALF."
"NO! I get it you stupid, Espada!"
"Hey! I'm the strongest one in the room!" AN: I would say Harribel is stronger than Toushiro…you know, he was getting his butt kicked, two vizards helped, she still survived. The only reason she died was because Aizen so I'm still saying she rocks.
"SHUT UP!"
"YAAA!"
"Ne, Emo-kun, are you and Hime-chan dating."
"No, you imbecile."
"Aww, you two would look nice together!"
"Over my dead body."
"You ARE dead so HA!"
"Over your ugly dead shinigami body."
"I am not ugly!"
"Over my already dead body it is."
"ARG!"
"You didn't deny you're ugly over my already dead body."
"Shut up, Emo-san."
"Don't call me emo, trash."
"Eh, Rangiku-san, Ulquiorra-san, please stop fighting!"
"I have a much better body than the emo anyways!"
"I do not care about such things. I have more strength."
"ARGG!" *attacks him*
*dodges*
*starts mini in door battle*
Inoue: *sigh* Am I the only one that doesn't fight?
Everyone else: YES.
Entry 386
"HA I GOT THE WATER MELON! Here, have some lays."
"Ew, everyone in Soul Society KNOWS that Doritos are better."
"You did NOT just say that."
"I think I just DID."
"Come with me."
"Where…?"
"To the top of the dome."
*on the dome*
"UTE! TIBURON!"
"AH! BANKAI! DAIGUREN HYOURINMARU!"
"LAYS ARE MUCH BETTER THAN DORITOS!"
"DORITOS ARE TRIANGULAR!"
"LAYS COME IN ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT WEIRD SHAPES!"
"LAYS ARE STUPID!"
"DORITOS ARE ORANGE!"
"Shut up, Shinigami! Lays are much better!"
"Espada, you are so wrong! Doritos is the best chip ever invented!"
"After LAYS!"
Entry 387
Yatta! (yay)
I finally got back ta Las Noches!
Ulquiorra's beatin' Grimmijow ta a bloody pulp right now…
Hm…
Boss Contest so far:
Coyote Starrk (Primera)- 1 vote
Tia Harribel (Tercera)- 2 votes
Ulquiorra Cifer (Cuarto)- 2 votes
Grimmijow Jeagerjacues (Sexta)- 1 vote
We'rea changin' it ta whoever gets 5 votes wins!
GO ICHIMARU GIN!
Even though Ima not in da contest…
Entry 388
I wonder what da surprise on da 500th entry is?
Ima excited ta find out!
LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT ULQUIORRA DOIN' IN HIS FREE TIME!
*FLASHBACK*
*Ulquiorra standin' in da corner with his hands in his pockets like usual*
*thinks no one is watching*
*pulls out Dracula and starts playing with him* (His bat plush)
"Let's go find Blots of Grin to annoy, shall we, Dracula?"
So much randomness. I can't think of a decent chapter name XD THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED! I'M SO HAPPY WITH ALL OF IT!
I have an more evil idea heheheh! Oh-so-evil!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Tia Harribel: Espada Snack Time.
Gin: Well, Ima back, but Espada Snack Time must be better den Arrancar Encycloepedia…
Kaname: Aizen-sama is gone, so today I will be serving food.
Everyone: Darn it…
Gin: Peanut butter sandwiches!
Everyone except Harribel: What do you think, Ulquiorra?
Ulquiorra: *takes a sip of tea along with everyone else before taking a bite of the sandwich*
Everyone: *takes a bite, forgetting that Ulquiorra has a slow reaction time*Tia already is eating*
Grimmijow: *smacking sound* this is sticky!
Tia: Yes, but it's good. Hey…Ulquiorra, you alright?
Ulquiorra: *trying to breathe*
Starrk: Do the whatchamacallit maneuver!
Harribel: *elbows Ulquiorra in the stomach*
Ulquiorra: *choking sound, hacks out something into a napkin*
Grimmijow: What the heck happened, Ulquiorra?
Ulquiorra: Ch-choked…
Harribel: Ugh…I don't feel good…
Szayel: Are you choking too?
Harribel: No…
Grimmijow: What…you look odd…
Szayel: You may be allergic to peanuts. Come with me to my lab, I have something to make you feel better!
Ulquiorra: *tries to breathe again* H-help!
Starrk: *snoring*
Barragan: *not there cuz he's on a mission with Zommari*
Harribel: *leaving with Szayel to the lab*
Grimmijow: Who's strong enough to do the whatchamacallit maneuver on him?
Nnoitra: Everyone stronger than him ain't here… so…NNOITRA JIRUGA TA DA RESCUE! *punches Ulquiorra's stomach*
Ulquiorra: OW! *still choking*
Grimmijow: I saw this on the Pink Panther once! It's my most favorite movie so I watched it and there's a part where the investigator guy helped the girl who was choking! *gets behind Ulquiorra, does the whatchamacallit maneuver the RIGHT way*
Ulquiorra: *HACK* T-thank…you….trashy…Sexta…
Grimmijow: *proud*
Kaname: No more peanut butter sandwiches. There are too many injuries…
Yammy: *sneaks a bunch into his secret pockets XDD*