Chapter Thirty Six.
It was late at night in Castle Acron, and the group of misfits were mostly asleep in the makeshift guest-room. Antoine was awake, and decided to slit Shadow's throat. Sadly, it was literal. But not so sadly, because Shadows throat was imaginary, not his throat-throat, you understand, but a second pair of esophagus's that he had nearby to squeeze when he was dehydrated. So when Antoine crept forth and slit the throat, Shadow didn't wake, but instead began convulsing, and his nipples began leaking milk, soiling his undergarments and bed sheets. "Wah hauoo beUhkllllooooop!" he gave off a terribly underrated and appreciated startled scream, as his foot began swelling. Mario awoke.
"MY BOI-A! What-a is-a wrong-a with chu?!" the oldest of men jumped forward and grabbed Shadows hand, Shadow's single eyelid parted, and worriedly peeped into Mario's eyebrow. The red plumber gasped, and woke the rest of the group. The others didn't wake, and Mario sat ther worrying until morning, in which shadow actually woke up.
"MY THROAT!" he screamed, drawing the attention of Macsimillyun A-corn, and brought him hopping to. "WHAT IS WRONG MY CHILD" he asked, incredibaly quietly and calm, and Mario almost had to ask for him to repeat himself. "I... I slit his throat.." Antoine admitted with heavy guilt, his ears sagging across his cheeks and causing his beer-gut to appear more like a six-pack. "WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY US SISTER" Macsimillyun asked, and Antoine cried. "I- I was jealous!" he spoke, and Robor, who just awoke, shook his head. "Not a wrothy ekscuse." he said, and as the others woke up, they all agreed. Even Antoine's wife Bunny. "WELL FATHER?" Macsimillynu asked, his voice rising a slight pitch, almost able to be heard clearly. Antoine nodded. As the group fell silent, Shadow wiped his eyes. "I see that I will get no mercy from it..." he stood up and stalked off, pausing before he passed to corner of door-frame. "I need forgiveness is what I need" and Shadow left, leaving the castle and entering the wilderness beyond.
Lymph Node.
Tetra was looking through the other half of Shadow's diary, every other page was blank, and she wondered if he had concealed them somehow. "Give me a flame." she said, and Sally stepped forward with her lighter (which she used to smoke cocaine on the weekdays) "Don't you snort it?" Tetra asked, and Sally looked at her. "What?" she said, and the girl shook her head. "Neverbrain it" Tetra brought a spray can of hydrocarbonated gas from the side/back/around side of her pocket/pants, and sprayed it through the flame and onto the page that the book was held open to. Some half-buttedly-hidden ink began to appear, and Tetra nodded. "Fart concealment ink, only one group uses it. Whoever this person is, they must be from the league of Shadows." Sally nodded, until they heard screaming outside, of which she stopped nodding, and turned to stare out the messily open doorway.
Lymph Node.
Mario sobbed when Shadow had left, they had made an awesome plan to cry a river and walk through H-E-L-L, and now he was left to do it alone. After taking the buffalo out for a walk and run and poo and pee in the grass outside the castle, he had returned to the room, and saw Macsimellyon's wife sitting on the floor. He noticed a bit of chit left on her forehead, and wiped it off. He suddenly had the urge to cut off his hand, but managed to stop himself, and awkwardly fell through the floor and into the sky.
Antione and Bunny were making out in the corner, and Peter Jackson felt left out. He decide to film and awesome movie with Kevin and Afleck. And Robber wrote mathematics to himself, hoping to convince Toad back into their presence.