Hi! So this chapter was supposed to be uploaded yesterday but it was pretty late when my internet finally decided to stop being a butt and actually work properly. So yeah, chapter 34 everybody!

Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who or any of it's characters. However, do keep in mind that the plot line and the things that are put in here are mostly my ideas. The only time they aren't is when there is a question that someone asked. This is a fan made product and is not to be taken seriously

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GreyCharacter16 asks:

This one's for Jack. First of all I have a challenge for you, let's see if you can answer it without any innuendo! :D I'm betting against you, for the record. Anyway, the question is, if in your very distant future you're the Face of Boe, how does that change happen? I mean the Face of Boe is a lot bigger than you are!

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Tenth Doctor: Without any innuendo? Ha! I'd like to see you try that one.

Jack: Oh really? Is that- never mind.

Master: Easier said then done is it, Captain? Kind of like taking over the world. You have an, oh so, cleverly devised scheme and then whamo! Some lunatic decides to interrupt your beautiful harmony of destruction!

Missy: Nice metaphor.

Master: Thank you. I've been working on my literature skills.

Eleventh Doctor: The onomatopoeia was pretty good too.

Tenth Doctor: Now why do I feel like that, in the right circumstances, whamo would be something Jack would say?

Jack: *desperately tries not to say anything with any sort of innuendo* You are making this very difficult.

Tenth Doctor: Good to know.

Rose: You can answer the question any time you want. Now would be a possibility.

Jack: Question. Right so… the Face of Boe… what?

Master: Oh that's easy, the face of boe is-

Tenth Doctor: *shoves Master into a closet*

Master: from inside the closet Hey! I was speaking!

Tenth Doctor: *jumps into closet*

Some severe shuffling can be heard from inside the closet and indistinct noises. Suddenly, all of this halts and the Tenth Doctor emerges from the closet, breathless. His suit shifted and his hair untidy.

Tenth Doctor: Well, that wasn't as hard as I thought.

Jack: *Desperately trying not to say anything*

Tenth Doctor: I am a bit out of practice. Funny, I've done it plenty of times… when was the last time I've done that? Half a century or so ago. The Master must be just as good. I'd like to try that again sometime.

Jack: That closet looked like a lot of fun. I'd like to join sometime.

Tenth Doctor: Ah ha!

Jack: Ok so I failed.

Master: *Comes out of the closet with duck tape on his mouth* [muffled] did it work?

Tenth Doctor: *takes duck tape off of the Master's mouth* Yes.

Master: Alright! *high fives tenth Doctor*

Tenth Doctor: *high fives back*

Jack: Ok that's just not fair! You both know that I couldn't resist that!

Master: Too bad!

Tenth Doctor: So, GreyCharacter16 how much does Jack owe you? Leave a response in the reviews!

Jack: No but really, what is the face of boe?

Tenth Doctor: Well just say that we'll both get to see each other die. Well, assuming that we meet later on. When I'm at death's door. Hopefully not though, that would be sad.

Jack: Wait, what?

Ninth Doctor: What he's trying to tell you is that you aren't supposed to know who the Face of Boe is or where he came from. That would be bad. Especially now that you're immortal.

Jack: … ok then.

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This obviously isn't one of my better chapters. I'm not sure if I like this one or not. Questions are open and reviews are welcome! Oh and do you guys think that I should start labelling my chapters? I'm interested to know!