Drabble Day 35: One Night Stand
Hinata woke up feeling absolutely miserable. Her mouth was drier than a Suna desert, tiny men were slamming sledgehammers into her skull, and the sunlight peeking through the curtains were stabbing her eyes. Groaning, Hinata turned away from the sunlight...and froze. There was a very naked Sasuke Uchiha in her bed.
Hinata did not shriek in terror (though she did shove him to the floor) and Sasuke didn't kill her (though there was considerable bitching). After an awkward silence, some incomprehensible squeaking, and hurriedly searching for and putting on their clothes, they agreed on one thing: "This never happened."