A/N Hey there, Skipperr here! Got another chapter right here! Thanks for sending love~

"So, conditioning for Lacrosse starts tomorrow, so until then I have to cut back on the Nutella, or at least until I'm on the team or something since they're gonna start it in the spring and what not." Elizabeta said.

Roderich sighed. "Well since you have to cut back on Nutella, then I suppose I'll sacrifice and eat enough for the both of us."

"That doesn't—"

"It's okay Elizabeta, I understand."

"Moving on to more relevant news this segment! Welcome to the 34th segment of 'Boredom Kills So Send Us Stuff!'" Elizabeta greeted.

"As usual, I'm Roderich and this is my girlfriend Elizabeta." Roderich said next.

"So from what I hear is that we have questions? Am I right?"

"Right, and right you are." He said giving her the paper.

"Well from what I see, today's sender is VivaAmerica, and they say,

I have a joke and some questions for ya!

Okay, this ACTUALLY HAPPENED and me and my mom cracked up when it did. My mom and dad were talking about how China wanted to invade America and other political stuff, my little sister said, "Why does China want to invade America? Everything's made in China!" I explained to her that America had lots of natural resources, forests, oil, etc. She looked at me very seriously and asked, "Does that mean China has all the plastic and glass?" XDD I love my sisters!

There was a moment of silence before the both of them started to howl with laughter. Around 3 minutes later, their laugher started to die down.

"Ah, sorry, we think kinda screwed over a lot of time just laughing." Elizabeta said still giggling a bit.

"Forgive us." Roderich said right behind her, his face lightly red from laughing.

Okay, now to the questions.
Who would win?
Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter?

"Well of course Luke Skywalker because he has the force." Elizabeta reasoned.

"You know about Star Wars?" Roderich asked.

"Well no, but I do think that when you have the force then that must be a lot of power."

Wonder Woman vs Bellatrix Lestrange?

"I think Wonder Woman because evil never wins." Roderich said.

"I like Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman is really cool."

"You forgot extremely hot." Roderich mumbled as he leaned over to grab his phone off the nightstand.

"What was that?"

Roderich eyes widened. "W-What are you talking about?"

Elizabeta narrowed her eyes. "I'm pretty sure you don't want that pretty little iPhone of yours thrown out the window, now do you?"

"Oh Eliza, don't be so jealous."

"I am not jealous!" She defended.

"Now you're being defensive."

"I am not jealous, nor am I defensive."

"Face it Elizabeta, you are just a jealous, defensive, in denial girl that I love."

She sighed. "I'll take that."

And finally, (the big one that me and my sister spent hours debating over) Batman vs Superman vs Voldemort vs The Emperor (from Star Wars)!

"Well obviously Superman because Clark Kent is a really cute cover name and he's not antisocial like Batman."

"Do you know how stupid of a reason that is?"

"Oh it's not that stupid. Clark Kent is a cute cover name."

"So what about Tom Marvolo Riddle or Bruce Wayne?"

"Well Tom Marvlolo Riddle is really cute and I wouldn't say Bruce Wayne is cute but it's nice, I kinda rolls off the tongue."

"So have you come up with a solution yet?" Roderich asked.

Elizabeta shook her head."…No. You?"

"Not at all."

"Undecided." Elizabeta and Roderich said at the same time.

"So I guess that's it. Thank you VivaAmerica for sending something in and for the delicious cupcakes as well, come back anytime. As for everyone else, we would still love to hear what you guys have to say. Send us whatever question, request, or problem you have."

"We are very nice people." Roderich said.

"And remember, send in ALL the stuff!" Elizabeta said pumping her fist in the air.

"Until next episode everyone." Roderich said with a small smile.

A/N Next one up pretty soon, but I doubt it haha. Remember you guys, you can send in whatever you like, as long as it's human au-friendly. PM your request or whatever. People w/o accounts can review theirs: 3 And see that little box down there? It's to leave a review, so do that too^-^