Ed glared at the piece of paper in his hand and frowned up at Roy. "Do I have to go?" He grumbled.
Roy smiled at him. "Yes, unless you want to become as blind as a bat?" He asked, opening the door and gesturing Ed to go through, which he did.
"But I don't want to get glasses." Ed mumbled, looking around at the large office of the eye doctor.
The doctor walked up to him with a blazing white smile and held out his hand. "You must be Edward Elric, yes?" He asked.
Ed scowled at the man's hand before he took it into his own. "Yeah, I'm Edward." He said with a hallow tone.
"Nice to meet you Edward. My name is Doctor Howard Mitchel." He said. "Take a seat and I'll speak to your father here about how this all works." He said with a smile.
Ed and Roy looked at each other warily.
"Um, I'm not his father. I'm just helping him today." Roy spoke up, following after Howard.
Edward folded his arms and sat down, blowing out a puff of air in annoyance. It took forever before Roy came back.
"Sorry it took so long, had to sort some things out. But it's all good, you can pick out your glasses." Roy said.
Ed sighed and stood up. "Lets just get this over with..." He muttered as they walked up to the nearest glasses display.
"See any you like? How about this one?" Roy pulled down a pair and shoved them towards Ed.
Ed grabbed them and stuck them on, looking into the mirror, he deeply scowled. "Is this a joke?" He hissed, looking at Roy.
Roy chuckled. "Oh come on now, they fit you perfectly!" He pointed at the cat eyed glasses. "They make you look even more like a cat now." He snickered.
Ed glared at him. "How the hell do you think I look anything like a cat?" He growled.
"Your hair is sticking up and it looks like cat ears. Also, your eyes are golden, like a cat. And now, you have the shape of cat eyes because of the glasses!" Roy smirked.
Ed glared at him and ripped the glasses off, tossing them aside. "I do not look like a cat!" He howled as he furiously flattened his hair down. "You're just a Bastard!" He yelled.
Roy laughed. "Whatever you say, Catboy." He said with a smirk. He pulled down another pair and handed them to Ed who snatched them up.
Ed glared at Roy briefly before putting the glasses on and scowling into the mirror. He folded his arms and stared at himself in the reflection.
Ed shook his head and tore the glasses off, throwing them onto the table. "Nope, I can't do this. I look stupid with glasses and I refuse to wear them." He said, standing up.
Roy frowned and sighed. "I know you don't like it and I wish you didn't have to have them, but you need them. Just think about it, without glasses you won't be able to read and further search for the Philosophers Stone. You need them, no matter how much you disagree." He said.
Ed thought about it for a moment then plopped back down in the seat with a puff of air. "Fine, but I don't like it." He grumbled, picking out another pair and slipping them on.
Roy grinned at the stupid looking glasses and held back his snickers. "Looks great on you! I think that's the pair for you." He said.
Ed frowned at him then glanced in the mirror with a doubtful expression. "I don't know..." He said.
"Get them, they look good. That is, unless you liked the cat eye ones better?" Roy said.
Ed looked at him with horror and shook his head.
Roy smiled. "Okay then, it's settled. You're getting those ones." He said and bought them for Ed.
They made their way back to Roy's office and walked in.
Ed's eyes widened when the lights flipped on and a bright flash of light blinded him.
"Haha! You look so funny in them! Did you get the picture?" Havoc asked wildly, chuckling at Ed's horrified face.
Ed glared at Roy and clenched his fists. "What's the meaning of this?" He snarled.
Roy backed away with his hands up and a smirk on his face. "Happy April Fools day, FullMetal." He said.
Ed lunged at Roy and dragged him down to the floor and started whacking him on the head with his new glasses until they broke.
Everyone was giggling at the fight and taking pictures of Roy being beaten by a kid with a pair of glasses.
Ed finally stood and brushed himself off. "Now, you do not ever try something like that again. Got it? Next time you'll be transmuted into the floor." He hissed and switched his blazing gaze to Havoc.
"Hand over the camera, now." Ed demanded with an outstretched hand.
Havoc sighed and gave him the camera, which Ed looked through and deleted ones that made him look stupid.
However, he kept the ones of Roy being beaten.
"I'm outta here. I actually have important things to do, unlike some." Ed growled at Roy, who was crawling up from the floor.
Ed started to leave. "Maybe you should start in on that paperwork instead of goofing off." He said and left.
Havoc started giggling. "You just got owned by a kid!" He laughed.
Roy grimaced and sat down. "Shut up." He breathed.