A notice to all of you: I AM DONE WRITING THE STORY. I only have a small epilogue to write, describing a bit about what happens after my decided 'end' amd then the story is 100 percent complete.

The ending though... well... heh heh heh heh... I tried to make it rather comical as usual. (The actual ending ending, not the last chapter before the epilogue.)

So, after this though, I realized that it is quite posible that I could write a sequel. I presently have too much to do to write one, but note that it WILL be in my mind. (And that little bit of review... "I can't wait to see them older" that really sparked something...)

Enjoy!


Zelda and Steven were having a bit of fun. They couldn't dance perfectly to this new music, but they tried to, and then just ended in something of a mix between traditional ballroom dancing, and this new 'Salsa' dancing.

"Weird huh?"

"Yep, I've had to dance at thousands of parties, and I've NEVER heard this." Zelda spoke with much enthusiasm.

"How many parties do you go to?"

"Well, a lot, I kind of have to."

"Who are your parents?"

"Heh heh…" Zelda tried not to laugh, she had kept her identity secret for a long time, far longer than she imagined possible. "Well how about this, I can see that you like me a bit, right?"

"Kind of…" Steven did his best not to blush at Zelda's openness.

"So, how about you try to come over to my house, and maybe we could have dinner or something like that."

"That sounds good, but, where exactly is your house?"

"You'll know it if you see it."

"Really? What does it look like?"

"Well, first, before even getting into the house, you've got to use a secret passage that a friend of mine discovered."

"Is this some kind of trial?" Steven said jokingly.

"Kind of… So, were you kind of disappointed that you didn't meet the Princess?"

"A bit… but I guess I met you, and you're a nice girl."

"Well you did see her."

"Really? Where was she?"

Zelda went up a bit closer to the boy and gave him a small kiss on the lips. Then, after a few seconds, she let her mouth hover to his ear, and she spoke rather softly into it.

"You're looking at her right now. I am the Princess." A few seconds after that, Steven took a step back.

"Y-you're THAT Zelda? And you just like… and I just danced… for an hour… and like… you kissed me! Holy crap! I-I feel… very… so… ooh…." Steven fainted and hit the ground with a thud. (A/N: He SO had this coming from the begining...)

"I hate it when people do that to me… I swear, it gets worse every time… Well, come on Steven." Zelda picked up the boy she just kissed and dragged him over to the nearest alley, which was also where XT had his punch bowls.


Link and Saria, along with another large group of people, were sitting at a large bench, all sipping punch out of strange, papery cups. Neither Link nor Saria seemed to understand how they worked, because most paper would've gotten soaked and let all of the liquid inside 'bleed through' it. They both came to the decision that it was one of XT's little tricks.

Saria noticed Zelda, dressed in shabbier clothes that, for her at least, looked rather poor, and worn down. She barely looked like a princess.

"Zelda?" Saria asked as she came closer, making it obvious that she was carrying something.

"This boy, Steven, I think I'll put him in the alley until he gets up. He's kind of cute, don't you think so Saria?"

"Um… Why are you asking me? I only care for Link." Saria said, looking at her boyfriend sweetly.

"Well, I like him, and I am going to put him away where I can be with him later."

"Zelda, I don't think that's how boyfriends and girlfriends work together…"

"Sure they do! And with my personality, it will work perfectly. But we'd have to be like… secret lovers or something… because you know, my dad would definitely NOT approve of him hanging around me."

"Ok, whatever."

"Oh that's right! Saria! Come with me! And Link, you have to stay here, ok?"

"Ok?" Link was confused, but he would obey.

"Wait why?"

"Secret information…" Zelda snickered as she dragged the unconscious body of Steven into an alleyway and Saria limped closely behind.

Zelda propped up Steven on a sack of grain, and made him look a bit more comfortable.

"So Zelda, what is this secret?" Saria asked with eager eyes.

"Ok, I am not sure it works, but I've read stories, seen plays, and well, spy on a lot of people making out in the throne room."

"And?"

"There is something that those older couples do that seems more than just a kiss, something that they all seem to love dearly, and whenever they do it, they look as if they had just fallen in love; every time."

"Ooh! What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?" Saria hopped up and down like the little kid she was, until her leg told her otherwise, and she fell down.

"Settle down, settle down. Ok, what they are doing, and I am dead honest in saying this, is, at least I think," Saria was dying of anticipation, "putting each other's tongues in their mouths." (A/N: No comment. I shall admit to having planned this, but half of what I say is from seeing, never doing. Please note that, because I kind of am in uncharted waters.)

"What?" Saria was shocked at this. "Really?"

"Yep. I see them do it all of the time. And I swear, they seem to love it."

"So like…"

"When you're kissing him, try to get your tongue, into his mouth."

"Really?" Now Saria seemed interested.

"That's what I am told to believe."

"So wait, I stick my tongue into his mouth."

"Yeah, go ahead and try it!"

"You're sure?"

"Yeah!"

"Positive?"

"Of course!"

"This isn't one of those tricks of yours?"

"Nope. If it were, you'd already be tricked, and besides, I want to see if my hypothesis is correct."

"Ok then, I'll do it."

"Sweet! Go get him Saria!" Zelda gave Saria a bit of a 'high-five' and left the alleyway with her to find Link.


Cheryl and Xavier were laughing merrily as they futilely tried to mimic XT and his new dance partner, who seemed to be Rareen.

They had just decided to go get some punch when XT had stood on the podium again.

"Attention everyone! I am going to move the part where we will be for the rest of the night. But, do not despair; things get a bit interesting here. From this point on, no longer are you listening to music to dance, but rather, you are listening to the music, and going crazy about it."

"What?" Many looked confused; it was a new concept to them.

"Let's try that again. Let us start with a sample of the music." XT's finger came back to his hands and he started typing away at his panel.

"Now, with this music, I've got one big rule, for now at least, when I do this," XT pointed two fingers at the air above the crowd, "you go wild and scream and make lots of noise, ok? Let's try it."

XT waved his hand above the panel, a beat came across the speakers. "One, two, go!" XT held his hand to the crowd, and only a few people cheered, and that soon died down.

"No no no! Do it with energy! Our goal tonight is to bring the King out of his castle to shut us up! Now let's make some noise! On three, one! Two!" XT held out his hands to the crowd.

"THREE!"

"And there you go! As easy can be. Just a one, and a two, and a big old THREE! Again again!"

XT repeated the beat he played before, and this time, the crowd began to roar.

"Now, everyone, in the dancing like this, there really is no partner, you just jump around, make some noise, and move your body to the beat. Feel free to dance with someone if you wish, but no rules apply. Just have fun. Now, a good old song to get us started on Techno, let's go with 'I am X-Ray's 'Pretty Rave Girl'!" XT cackled maniacally.

"What's a rave?" A few asked.

"Remember, what is our goal?" XT ignored them.

"WAKE UP THE KING!"

"Correct you are! NOW LET IT PLAY!" XT again laughed loudly through the speakers, and another set of beats came through the speakers. It was fast, lively, and unlike anything the hylians could imagine.

Somehow, XT had played a relatively long song by only using a paragraph of words, but by mixing them up, and shuffling them around a bit.

"I know this pretty rave girl, always think about her. And when she says 'hi' to me, butterflies go right through me. And when I see her dancing, I want to take a chance in, getting a little closer, and maybe get to know her." And it would repeat and get louder, softer, or be broken by interludes of the heavy beat. (A/N: This is one of my favorite english songs... as are all of the ones coming up in this chapter, and the next one.)

But, XT got the results he wanted, the crowd went crazy, and screamed for more. Whether it was the song, or the lights, which XT had reprogrammed to flash in all sorts of different colors, creating a near-seizure-inducing room, but either way, it worked.

"What song is next?" a few people asked XT.

"Well, I could play some of my songs from Caramell, or I could go into some other types of music-"

"STAY IN THIS!"

"Aye aye commander! Next up: 'Caramelldansen' speedycake remix, by: 'Caramell'." XT announced.


"Oh! Xie! I know this song!!" Cheryl grabbed his hands and they jumped into the crowd of people.

"How?"

"XT, he did this the moment he came back from his low energy problem. He wanted to test himself, and make sure everything was working. In the end though, he had just found me, and I was well… inside him, and he was fixing me up. So, I know all of the moves for this."

"Ok… that's not weird in anyway."

"XT is the definition of weird."

"Right you are Cher."

Cheryl started humming the tune as she started to watch and mimic XT again.

"Is, is that in another language?"

"I think it is." Cheryl was a bit quiet, either that, or the sound of the crowd was drowning out her voice.

What more could I possibly jam in to make this story longer and cuter? Ohohoho! To go from 300 pages (where you are now) to about 334 pages... hmm... if I go about 8 pages a chapter, I'll be there in three. But I'd figure about four more chapters left...

Well, as you all know (now)

More coming soon...