Hello!

5 reviews for the hentai chapter... Hmm, I was expecting a little more than that...

Sorry for not updating for so long! Writing the hentai chapter really wiped me out. It was so friggin' hard to write!

I should write another hentai chapter some time. Maybe that one will be more... descriptive. O.o I was going to make chapter thirty five and a half more descriptive, but I was unable to write like that.

It took like half an hour to write the one slightly descriptive part! (and it was only a sentence long... -,-)

Sigh. Maybe next time.

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA.

So, here's chapter thirty-six!

Harriet opened her eyes and looked around the room.

Amid the lumpy sleeping bags, popcorn, candy wrappers, and wrapping paper lay strewn across the floor.

She chuckled. "We're all slobs. Lazy, lumpy, messy slobs." She poked one of the sleeping bags, and it squirmed.

"Mrrrrmmph... I don't wanna hamster..." mumbled Magi, squirming away from the poker and bumping into another sleeping bag.

This next sleeping bag thrashed around violently, bumping into two others. "TEDDY BEARS! NOOOOOOOO!"

Harriet fell backwards, startled by Envy's outburst, and landed on Al; meanwhile, Sari and Ed were rubbing bruises and cursing at Envy.

Al sat up and coughed weakly, the wind knocked out of him.

Shari snored and rolled off the couch and onto Sari, adding chaos to the confusion already present.

After several bouts of shouting, swearing, and fighting, they all concluded that putting the sleeping bags so close together was a bad idea.

Magi looked at Harriet and frowned, scratching her chin. "Harriet, your pajamas look kind of... poofy."

"What?" Harriet felt all over her pajamas and frowned. "Wait a minute, I don't wear boxer shorts! What the heck is going on?"

Sari smirked. "Don't you remember when we went to the night club last night?"

"What are you talking about? We never went anywhere last night!"

"What are you talking about? We definitely went to the night club! I break danced all night! But you guys went to bed early."

Harriet shook her head. "Sari, you were just dreaming. Can't you tell the difference between a dream and reality?"

Sari teared up. "It wasn't a dream! Besides, how else can you explain wearing Ed's underwear?"

Harriet freaked out. "Ed's underwear?! What makes you so sure that this is Ed's underwear? And besides, what does the underwear have to do with the night club?"

"Quozl told his men to switch the underwear when they put your clothes on you guys."

Envy smirked. "I guess that would explain why I'm wearing panties. I usually go commando."

Awkward silence.

Harriet grimaced. "And why did they have to put our clothes on for us?"

"You were asleep."

"No, I mean, why did they have to put them on in the first place? Were we not... wearing... any?"

Sari frowned. "Don't you remember?"

"NO!"

"All right, all right, geez... When all you guys went through the door, your clothes didn't shrink with you. Mine did, though."

Another awkward silence.

"You mean to tell me we stayed at the night club all night... NAKED?"

Sari shrugged. "Well, yeah. At least you guys got some sleep. I stayed up."

"There isn't a place to sleep at the night club!"

"Yes there is. Quozl said he had some rooms somewhere."

Suddenly, a thought struck Harriet. "Oh no... what if..." She didn't finish.

Sari cocked an eyebrow. "What if what?"

Edward gasped.

"I think it's time to pay Quozl a little visit," snarled Harriet.

They all stormed down the steps into the basement.

Quozl sighed. "I knew I should've wiped Sari's memory too..."

Harriet opened the cage and picked Quozl up by the scruff of his neck. "What the hell happened last night?" she hissed through her teeth.

Quozl smirked. "Very well. Let's go to the night club, and I'll show you a tape."

-at the night club-

Quozl pointed to three screens. "I will now show you the survailence tapes from last night. This screen here will show Harriet and Ed's room, this one will show Shari and Envy's room, and this one will show Magi and Al's room. There's no sound, though." He pushed a button, and the tapes started.

Staring at the screen, Magi was as pale as a rotten pumpkin and Al looked like someone was punching him in the stomach. Shari actually had some color in her skin for once and Envy looked like he was proud of himself and about to throw up at the same time. Ed looked like he was about to faint, and Harriet sat in her chair with her knees pulled up to her chin, rocking back and forth.

After the first ten minutes or so, Quozl paused the tapes and grinned. "So, as you can see, you all had a little fun last night. Any questions?"

Ed fainted.

Harriet fought against the sick feeling in her stomach and managed to speak. "Y-you idiot! I could've gotten pregnant or something!"

Quozl shook his head. "Humans can't get pregnant here. By the way, do you all want your memories back? They're not actually erased, persay. They're just filed away deep inside your minds, and you can get them back if you know how. Oh, somebody wake up Edward. He needs to choose, too."

Nobody moved.

Quozl sighed and picked up a huge bucket of milk. (COW milk, so don't be getting any weird ideas XP) "I really didn't want to have to do this, but..."

He poured the entire contents of the bucket over Edward's head. "Wakey wakey, short stuff."

As the white liquid splashed over his face, Ed spluttered, choked, and gagged violently. "What the hell?! $#&$!"

Quozl smirked. "So, Fullmetal, do you want your memories from last night back, or do you just want to forget it ever happened? The same goes for the rest of you, too. Do you or don't you? And don't worry about Sari; right now she thinks she's in muffin land."

Sari walked into the room and glomped Quozl. "It's the muffin man! Yaaaaaaay muffins!" She stumbled drunkenly out of the room.

Magi and Al raised their hands. "We wanna forget," said Magi.

Shari held Envy's hand up. "Us too!"

"Speak for yourself," grumbled Envy.

"Muffins!" said Sari, stumbling through the door again. She leaned on Quozl. "Yeah, I'll take a deep fried muffin with muffin sauce and a side of muffin chips. To go, please."

Quozl handed Sari a hamburger he found in his pocket. "That'll be four muffin tokens, please."

Sari slapped "invisible" money into Quozl's paw. "Thank you for the muffin..." She then ate the hamburger in one gulp.

"I'll have another please..." she then fell on the floor in a daze. "Muffins..." she purred bizzarely, rolling around on the floor.

Quozl rolled his eyes. "Well, where were we..."

Harriet looked at Sari, who was now foaming at the mouth. "What did you do to her?"

Quozl shrugged. "Nothing. Anyhoo..."

Harriet scooted her chair away from Sari, and bumped into Edward. He jumped out out of his chair like a cat that had just been sat upon.

Quozl grinned widely. "Oh yes. You two were going to decide if you wanted to remember or not."

Harriet rubbed her face. "This is a really hard question... I'm tempted to just forget, like it never even happened. But no matter what, it did happen and there's nothing I can do or say to change that. I guess I do want to remember, just so I can know the whole story." She turned to Ed. "You should make your own decision, Ed. If you don't want to remember, you don't have to."

"Soap opera," coughed Quozl.

"Shut up."

"No. Anyhoo, Ed still needs to choose. Well, Ed?"

So, that was chapter thirty-six!

Mwahahaha! Cliffy! I am so evil! l:D

Ed: What to decide... Gargh!

Me: Well, in the meantime... (kisses Ed)

Sari: I like muffins.

Ed and Me: (start taking off clothes)

Sari: O.o (leaves as fast as she can) My eyes!!!!

Yes, I am officially messed up.

Toodles!