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"This is really dumb. I can't watch Jade at an amusement park!" I exclaimed. "Yes, you can. You can watch the girls, can't you?" My mom asked, popping in, and sitting on the floor in front of me and Dylan. "But there babies! They don't do anything stupid and hard to control like Jade does! There not out of control!" I exclaimed.

"What time are we supposed to come back?" Dylan asked. "11:00 I think" Mom answered. I almost fell off of Dylan's lap, but he caught me before I fell, and pulled me up. "11:00?! Are you kidding right now?! If I'm going to do this, I better be getting paid. How much an hour?" I asked. "Really, Stacy?" My mom asked, narrowing her eyes at me.

"Take it as a babysitting job" I said. She sighed. "I guess that would be fair. Okay, you both get 50 dollars after" My mom said. "Mom. We're going to watch Jade from about 7:00 until 11. Watch Jade, watch Jade, watch Jade, and did I say watch Jade for more then 5 hours in an amusement park?" I said.

My mom rolled her eyes. "Okay, fine. You win. 70 bucks after" She said. "N-" I started. "Don't push it" My mom said. "But it's Jade!" I exclaimed. "Oh really? Then let's make it 60" My mom said. "Wha? Mom!" I exclaimed. "Want to go back to 50?" She threatened.

Dylan kind of punched me in the stomach. "Ow!" I exclaimed. "So we get 60 bucks after?" Dylan asked. Mom nodded. Just then, Jade came skipping in. She looked at me and Dylan, and glared. "Mom! How come they get to do that?!" She whined, pointing at me and Dylan.

"Well, they aren't doing anything, and I'm here, and I'm pretty sure that they learned their lesson on what sex brings, so they're not dong it till after there married" My mom said. She turned to us. "Don't they?" She asked us. We nodded, even though it wasn't true.

We're not dumb about that like Jade is.

My mom smiled. "Good." She said. Jade sneered. "Good luck tomorrow. We'll have lots of fun at Fun Zone" She said with a evil tone, and went into the kitchen.

"Guess what, Dylan?" My mom said. "What?" Dylan asked. "You get to wake Stacy up tomorrow extra early, because Jade has to be there by 7:00" My mom said. "So you don't have to wake up really early tomorrow, you can sleep over here tonight" My mom said.

"Wake Stacy up, extra early?" Dylan exclaimed. My mom nodded. "Oh it's not that bad" I said. "Not that bad? I remember when we had to spill water all over you just to get you to open your eyes!" Dylan exclaimed.

"You know the secret weapon is to take away Sargent Piggy from her, and she'll get up to take it back from you" My mom said. I snorted. "But can't she just take her back and go back into bed?" Dylan asked. "Yea, but she always takes up her phone, and after that, she doesn't go back" My mom said.

I couldn't argue with that. It was true.

"Okay, I'll go get my stuff" Dylan said. I got off his lap, and he left, and a couple minutes later, he came back with a bag that people usually have for sports.

"You can just put it in my room for now" I said.

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"So where are ya ganna sleep?" I asked Dylan. "He can always sleep with you on your bed!" My mom suggested, popping in. "Mom? Why are you encouraging opportunities for sex?!" Taylor asked across the hall. "Ugh, Taylor, they can't do that. My room is just a door away, and Stacy likes to scream a lot, even when there's nothing to scream about, she does it just so the attention is on her, so I'm pretty sure I'll hear if they do. Now go to bed" My mom told her.

Taylor shrugged and turned back in her room. My mom turned back to us. "Goodnight!" She beamed, and left. "You want me to sleep on your couch?" Dylan asked. "No. On the bed. With Stacy" I said. "Is it that because your mom told you that?" Dylan asked. "No, because I said so. Now come on. But I'm not going to sleep now it's 12:00" I said.

"But your mom said that you have to wake up early" Dylan said. "Yea, it doesn't mean that I'm not going to check Tumblr, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook first" I said, as if it was obvious. "Why don't you do that in the day?" Dylan asked.

"Because it's always busy" I said. "Surrrrrrre" Dylan taunted, getting on my bed with me. "It's true" I said, picking my phone out of my drawer. I unlocked it, typed in the password, and went on Tumbler.

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"Get more grapes for the Princess!" My servant yelled. It was really hot in Egypt, and I needed water. I took some from the golden cup next to me, and drunk it, the coldness refreshing my soul. Just then, after my grapes came, one of the people I was using for a foot rest turned their head to me. I glared at him. But not exactly a mean glare, he was the cute one with the brown shiny hair.

"Wake up! Wake up!" He said. "I command you to shut up!" I exclaimed.

"Um, what?" Dylan asked. I opened my eyes. I looked around to see it was my messy room, and the cold air from the air conditioner I was too lazy to turn off last night was around, and i covered myself with my comforter, and laid back down.

"Come on! Your mom made scrambled eggs and bacon" Dylan said. I looked at him. "But I wanted grapes and cold water" I said.

He looked at me like I needed help. "We don't have grapes. But you do have cold water" He said. "I want grapes too" I said. "Sorry" Dylan said. He of course went for my weak spot: Confiscating Sargent Piggy. As soon as I felt her slip from under my arm, I was out of bed, the cold air hitting me, jumping up trying to get her from Dylan, who was holding her up from my reach.

"Dyyyyyyyylllan!" I whined. "Stttttttttaaacy!" He whined back.

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As we drove to Jade's school, Dylan was sleeping on the passenger seat next to me in my car. Jade was in the back, texting. I drove up to the parking lot and parked the car. "Dylan, we're here" I said, slapping his leg. He responded with a snore and turned his head. Jade came out, and I walked over to Dylan's side, and pulled him out. He fell on the floor, and got up.

"Ow!" He whined. "Let's go. This isn't included in the 60 bucks I'm getting for this. I should've charged her 10 more bucks for getting up earlier then usual" I complained as I walked to the buses.

"And Jade, mom gave Dylan and I strict rules for you and Nicky. No private places and stuff. So, no hanging out with him" I told her. She rolled her eyes at me. "That's why your shirt looks like garbage" I said. "I have to wear this for the field trip" She sneered. "Shush. We're here" Dylan told her.

"The only reason why I'm listening to you is because I'm fond of your acting. Consider yourself lucky" Jade informed. She hopped on the bus, and walked all the way to the back with her friends.

"I call the real back" I said, running to the seat right in front of the emergency exit door in the back and plopped down, pulling Dylan next to me. Lily, Candice and Spencer's little sister pouted at me. "I was going to sit there with Raina!" She whined.

I was not sorry for her at all. "Oh well. Sorry not sorry" I said. Dylan looked at me. "Harsh!" He said. I shrugged. "You better be prepared, cause I'm tired and I'm going to sleep, and your lap is my pillow. So make way" I said. He put his bag and mine down on the floor in the aisle, because no one would be walking around in the very back of the bus.

He patted his lap, indicating that I could lay down. I put my head down, and took my phone and earbuds and put them on. Dylan leaned his head back, as if he was getting ready for too sleep too. I was playing Subway Surfers, when I was about to get into the 900,000's, and a snore moved me, and I luckily hit the pause button before I died.

Dylan kept snoring, and people were starting to stare at us, so I hit Dylan's stomach. He woke up. "Stop snoring! I'm trying to beat my score here" I told him. He fell back asleep, but he was only breathing loud, so it wasn't really a problem.

"I'm telling mom. I'm calling her right now" Jade said, looking into my seat. I made my face up at her. "Why? You didn't do anything stupid yet. Unless you did, because I wasn't watching you, so you can call to tell on yourself. I don't give a fuck" I said.

"Your sleeping with Dylan" She said, waking up Dylan. I sighed, rolling my eyes. "Dylan, she's not saying anything important, or at least something that anyone cares about. You can go back to sleep. Jade, I'm sleeping on Dylan. Not with him. So go call mom and get in trouble. Like I said before, I don't give a fuck" I said.

When we got there, I don't know why everyone including me, went straight to the Leap. The Leap is something that goes REALLY high, then drops you. Ever rode the Leap Frog? Yea, that's it. Except that it's about 500 feet higher.

We got in the line, the long line and waited. "Why am I on this?" Dylan asked. "Because you walked here" I said. "Does this line really have to be so long?" Raina, Tammy's little sister asked. "This is one of the most awesome rides in the whole park. Of course it's long." Lilly said.

After about 10 minutes, we were in the front. "Wait. Why am I on this?" Dylan asked again. "Because you wanted to be" I said. After we got in the ride, Dylan asked again, "So, why am I on this again?"

"Because you agreed to" I said. "Why even bother. He asked that question 3 times" Jade said, as the ride started going up. When we were at the very top, I'm pretty sure I was able to touch the clouds, I just kept saying "Omg, omg, omg"

"Hey, wizard, this is a ride, not a magic show. You scream, not chant" Jade said as the ride stopped at the top. "Oh shut up!" I exclaimed. "Here we go" Dylan said, and we dropped.

I felt all the hair I had in my shoulders immediately fly up as I let out a eardrum-damaging scream. Even Dylan was screaming. This was a really big drop.

It stopped in the middle, then started its way up again. After a few ups and downs, and screams, the ride finally finished. This was one of those rides that had pictures, so we looked at them. Of course I look horrible. Roller coaster pictures are the only form of a picture that I don't look on fleek on.

"I look like a baffon!" I whined. "You just noticed that?" Jade asked. Lily and Raina started to point at random people, and laugh, and some of them were glaring at me and Dylan, as if they knew we were in charge of them. "Shut up, Jade, or your buying your own food" I warned her. "Stacy! You can't punish her by starving her! That's abuse!" Dylan said. When he said abuse, some people actually ran away, moving away with their kids. I saw that, and more glares from people. That's when I lost it. I'm not getting paid just a measly 60 bucks for this, and I'm pretty sure I just sprouted some gray hairs. I threw my hands up.

"That's it! I've had it up to here with you crazy people! Look. Lilly and Raina, stop laughing at people for no reason, because this is LA, you never know who might have a gun and see you two idiots laughing at them, and shoot over here. I'm only 16, I have a life, and I want to live to see my thirties. I'm not losing my life because you two doofuses were being stupid! Jade, stop insulting me, because I'm not joking , I will not buy you food and make you starve until I'm ready to buy food, which is about 3 hours from now. So it's your choice. Dylan, quit saying I'm abusing Jade before someone hears you, and calls the cops. I'm not going to jail for a stupid reason! Now all of you, stop it now! I'm on my fucking breaking point! And I'm getting underpaid with just 60 bucks for all of this. Now behave, or you'll be sorry!" I exclaimed.

Dylan, Jade, Lilly, and Raina looked at me with wide eyes, and they were leaning away from me, like I was talking in their face or something.

"Geez, thanks for yelling" Lilly said. "Oh I wouldn't have to yell if you were listening to me!" I said. After that, we went to play some games, and there was one in particular that you win a big pink bear in, and I wanted it, but I suck at games like that.

"Oh! Look! Ima go play that!" Dylan said, reading my mind. He went to it, gave the guy a dollar, and got all the heads of the ducks off in one shot. The guy was impressed, gave the bear to Dylan, who walked over to me and handed it over to me. I beamed at him, and hugged the soft bear, who smelled like strawberries.

I walked over to Dylan, and kissed him. "Thank you!" I exclaimed. He smiled at me. "Anything for you" He said, pulling me in a tight hug. He pulled away after, smiling at each other.

"WHY are you two SMILING?! That was so gross!" Jade exclaimed. Leave it to Jade to ruin a moment like this. I turned and glared at her. "Make that 4 hours with out food for you. I'm eating in a half hour" I said, walking again.

The bear was getting hard to handle, so Dylan got those things that you put babies in to roll them around, and put the bear in, while people gave us weird looks.

Jade chose to disappear, and she was running away from me and everyone else. "JADE!" I yelled. She stopped in her tracks and glared at me. "GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!" I screamed. At the time, I didn't care that I was getting angry glares from people.

But that little brat ran away any way. "Argh! Jade..! Oh, if I find that girl, she's going to be sorry" I said with clenched teeth.

After about 19 minutes, we found her with the one person my mom basically repeated a million times to make sure she doesn't go any where near unless I'm there, the dad of her daughter Jillian- Nicky.

"You!" I said, pointing at her, walking towards her. I grabbed her hand, and pulled her away from Nicky, towards me. "What were you thinking running away from the group like that?! Huh?! What if you got kidnapped?! Guess who's the ones who gets yelled at?! Guess who's the ones responsible?! Me and Dylan, that's who! And you know your not supposed to be with Nicky unless I'm around! And you were gone for almost a half hour, so who knows what the fuck you two were doing?!" I yelled at her.

She wiped her face. "I would like it if you stopped spitting on me" Jade said. "We weren't doing anything" Nicky said. "How am I supposed to know that?! You might just be saying that!" I screamed. "How do you know?" Jade asked. I rolled my eyes. Of course I know they might be lying, me and Dylan do the same thing.

Dylan didn't yell, he isn't really the yelling type, I'm the screamer in this relationship. "Let's go" I mumbled in clenched teeth, tightening my grip on Jade's wrist, and pulling her away with me. "And I'm telling mom" I added.

"Your a yeller, do you know that?" Dylan asked. "Yea, what else is new?" I asked. He laughed. "Yea, yea. It's so funny. The only way to at least try to get Jade on your page is to yell. And that's starting not to work" I said.

We went to the bumper cars next. "Dylan, your driving" I said. "Why?" He asked. "Because I drove a real car already. And because I said so" I added mater-of-factly. "Fine" Dylan shrugged. We went on a pink one.

"But I don't like the pink one!" Dylan whined. "Cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and get over it. Stop crying" I said. He rolled his eyes at me. "Ah ah ah! Watch the attitude!" I said. He laughed. He drove the car for a bit, and we felt a bump.

"Who's that?" He asked. I turned to face Jade and Raina. "Jade! I'm your sister! Why would you do such a thing!?" I asked innocently. "That's what you get for yelling at me" She smirked. "Told you it's not always good to yell" Dylan justified.

I hit him in the leg, making him take his hands off the wheel to rub it. "Hands on the wheel!" I screamed, but it was too late. Some jealous girls drove right up to us, and hit as hard as they can. "Hey! I'm so not giving you autographs now!" Dylan yelled. "N-no! Sorry, Dylan!" One of em started to whine. "Nope. Bye!" Dylan said, driving away.

When we got off, we stopped in the middle of wherever we were. "Let's go on the Kinda whatever that says" Dylan said, pointing to a green coaster, who all I know, had a REALLY big hill. "Are you serious?! That's one of the top 10 scariest, aggressive, thrill roller coasters in the country! They have an age limit, and those height sticks! There's no way we're getting in" I said. "Oh, is someone scared?" Dylan teased. Lilly laughed. I slapped him on the shoulder. "Shut the fuck up" I said. "We going or naw?" Jade asked. "No" I said.

"She's sc-" Dylan started. "Shut up, Dylan" I snapped, cutting him off. He threw his hands up in surrender, laughing. Trying to change the subject, and Dylan's mind, "So who likes the Suite Life? I love it! Dylan's a great actor!" I gushed.

Everyone looked at me and yelled in unison, "STACY, LETS GO!"

"Whatever! Fine. Gosh, I never sawn people SO danm happy about dying before" I said. When we got in there, we sat in the 5- seat ride. "I can't believe that drop is so danm high" I complained. "It's okay. It's tested for safety" Dylan assured me. "I hope so" I said. The ride started to move, and when it reached the top, it fell down.

"My hair is going to be so messy!" I screamed. After we went down the big hill, we just went around curves and stuff, and loops, and finally, it was over.

"Hey, Jade!" Some girl came screaming. "What?" Jade asked. "It's time to go" She said. "Already?!" Jade asked, shocked. Just them I noticed the dark sky. I turned my phone on to see that it was about 10:30. "Run! Get something to eat!" I screamed, and luckily, we were right next to the food court.

After we speed-ordered, we ran as fast as we can to the buses, and didn't stop until we reached the back of the bus, where we were before. After we ate the food, I went back to my usual position with my head on Dylan's lap, with the pink teddy bear, and went to sleep.

I woke up to someone yelling through a megaphone. I guess there was a lot of people sleeping, considering that it was the bus driver. I got up to wake up Jade. I took the pink pillow she had from under her head. She looked up at me. "We're here" I said to her. "Already? I fell asleep like two minutes ago!" She whined. "Let's go Jade. We're too tired for this" Dylan told her. I nodded.

"I'm tired too, but you don't see me complaining" Jade said back to him. "Your not the one driving" I said. She sighed and got up, and walked off the bus. Dylan and Jade reached my car before I did, looking at me like I was crazy.

"Quit it. I'm tired as fuck" I said, pressing the button on my keys to open the car door. We drove home in silence, since everyone was tired. I drove to my house, and as soon as I got in, before my mom could even say anything, "Mom, I'm never chaperoning for Jade again! And after that experience, I don't think I'll ever chaperone for anyone ever again! Mom, she doesn't listen, she ran away, and we had to look for her for a gizilon hours, and I found her with Nicky, and I don't know what they were doing all this time!" I said under one breath.

Mom was shocked. "You forgot to mention your screaming and yelling" Jade said. I sneered at her. "Dylan, Stacy likes to exaggerate-" "And scream" Jade interrupted. "And scream, but is what she said true?" My mom asked Dylan.

He nodded. "Jade, go clean the attic" My mom said. "Ha! Now who's laughing! Me! Ha ha ha haaa!" I taunted. It was really fun, because she always made fun of me when I cleaned it until I closed and locked the door in her face.

"So Dylan, you can get your stuff, and I'll be at your house after i taunt Jade until she shuts the door in my face" I told Dylan. "How long will that take?" He asked. "Not long. Jade has a short temper, so probably 5 minutes" I said. He shrugged and went upstairs.

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