Me: You know when it's probably been a while since you've uploaded when you have to scroll through a load of pages of fanfics to reach your own. Yeah sorry again lovelies, I just had a load of work to finish before I get to break up from college. Hey, at least, I've only got one week of college left before it over!
Tomuru: Yeah but you're just gonna procrastinate on Tumblr, Kiss Cartoon, Kiss Anime and Youtube.
Me:...Shut up
Tomuru: It's the truth though
Me: It's not my fault new episodes of Steven Universe have popped up. ANNND a certain someone got me hooked on Abridged Anime!
Tomuru: You needed to see the soup video dammit!
Me: Yes I did! Well anyways better late than never right? Here're the next chapter lovelies enjoy!
Tomuru's POV
"Hey, guys," I greeted as I entered the Host club with Rossi.
"I am not wearing that!" I heard Haruhi object as she ran past me, with the Tweeds chasing after her.
"What are the Tweeds up to now Shadow lord?" I questioned to Kyoya, who sat at one of the tables with Groot.
"They're trying to catch Haruhi to dress her up in something undignified I presume," Kyoya responded, still fixated on his laptop.
"Right better go save her then," I turned to head towards Dearest.
However before I got the chance the twin's accidently collided into a table, causing the tea to spill over innocent Usa Chan that happened to be there.
"Hey, where's Honey?" I heard Rossi ask Mori as I went over to the crime scene.
"Now you've done it!" Tamaki accused the devil duo.
"It's done alright," Tweedledum commented.
"But it wasn't our fault," Tweedledee excused.
"What? You idiots you're the ones who bumped into it right?" Tamaki pointed out.
"Only because Haruhi was running away," Hikaru put the blame on Haruhi.
"We were trying to catch her because we wanted to have some fun and dress her up in cosplay," Kaoru supplied.
"So what we cosplay all the time?" Tamaki queried.
"We weren't going with the usual Host Club costumes," Hikaru started.
"We wanted to dress her in bunny cosplay, disguised as a girl," Kaoru finished.
"Disguised as a girl?" Haruhi and I questioned.
"You'd like to see it too wouldn't you?" The Tweeds tried to entice Tamaki.
"I definitely want to see that," I heard Tamaki mutter to himself, with a tomato face before snapping out of his pervy fantasy.
"WHAT AM I THINKING? THERE'S NO TIME FOR STUFF LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! YOU'RE TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM THE MESS YOU'VE MADE. GET AWAY FROM HARUHI YOU PUNKS!" Tamaki blamed the Tweeds once again.
"No way," The Tweeds refused playfully.
"Let me go!" Haruhi protested.
"Tweeds release dearest at once please," I requested firmly.
"Aww, you want some attention Doggie," Hikaru cooed, as the Tweeds released Haruhi and latched onto me.
"Thanks for sacrificing yourself for me Sugar." Haruhi thanked gratefully.
"Eh, no problem," I shrugged.
"Maybe we should dress Doggie too?" Hikaru teased.
"Yeah as our little puppy," Kaoru approved.
"Yeah!" I agreed, liking the idea of dressing up like a dog.
"With a collar and lead so our little puppy doesn't escape," Hikaru continued, both Tweeds sharing their scheming expression.
"Nah!" I objected just as eagerly, letting my legs fold beneath me so I could crawl free from them.
"Look she's practising already," The Tweeds laughed as they watched me crawl away.
I stood up and brushed myself off, before witnessing the Tweeds and Tamaki bicker again. I looked over to the table where the soiled Usa Chan lay. I walked over and picked up the rabbit to inspect the damage.
"I am very sorry that the mean Tweeds made you dirty Usa Chan," I apologised, bowing to the bunny I still held.
"Tweeds apologise to Usa Chan!" I called over to them.
"What? No way it's not real!" The Tweeds refused.
"For all the chocolate in Belgium, you apologise to Usa Chan right now! He will not be belittled just because he's cuddly!" I demanded.
"Pack it in we're not going to say sorry to a toy," Hikaru stated stubbornly, with Kaoru nodding along in agreement.
"Rude," I muttered.
"Excuse me, there aren't any guests at the moment so I don't mind if you make a racket but please…be careful. You don't want to wake Honey Senpai," Kyoya spoke up.
I looked over to the sofa where Honey slept with his bunny blanket wrapped around him.
"He's a 3rd year that still takes afternoon naps? Well, we have to tell him about the bunny at some point. Let's just wake him up and apologise," Haruhi reasoned, moving to wake Honey up.
"No wait don't get any closer to Honey Senpai," The Tweeds and Tamaki cautioned in hushed voices.
"Come back it is safe over here," Tamaki whispered, gesturing Haruhi to the sofa the trio were hiding behind.
"Why's that?" I asked, placing Usa Chan back on a clean part of the table before crouching behind the sofa with the others.
"Honey Senpai wakes up in a very bad mood after napping," Tamaki explained.
"Aww," I gushed, imagining a pouty cupcake rubbing his eyes.
"Not aww!" the twins whisper snapped.
"Now this may just be a rumour but the Honinosuka family once visited a US military facility to give combat training. Incidentally, Honey Senpai slept through most of it because of his jet lag. Then a soldier came in and carelessly tried to wake him up since he had been sleeping for so long. On that day, he wiped out two platoons of soldiers. And not just any soldiers green berets. And I've heard we've had diplomatic issues since that day," Tamaki told us, with the Tweeds looking frightened behind him as he spoke.
"How terrifying!" The twins stated fearfully.
"And we've got an even bigger problem. Usa Chan was handmade for Honey Senpai by his deceased grandmother. You see the way he carries it around. That little bunny is his most prized possession. I can't imagine how he's going to react when he wakes up and sees that his precious Usa Chan is ruined," Tamaki continued.
"HE'S GOING TO DO TO US WHAT HE DID TO THOSE GREEN BERETS!" The trio of idiots exclaimed.
"Well don't shout then," I reminded them.
"You're exaggerating it's impossible for that story to be true. I mean come on," Haruhi differed.
"Yeah I call malarkey I mean there's no way Honey can make a massive pink bunny cloud appear in the sky," I agreed.
"It is and there's another evidence that Honey Senpai has an evil side to him. His blood type is AB how'd you like that?" Tamaki insisted, returning to a hushed voice tone.
"So what?" Rossi asked, joining in on the conversation.
"But son that means he's the same blood type as Kyoya!"
After that revelation, it swayed our opinion of Honey Senpai, with all of staring at the shadow lord himself still typing away.
"What's the matter do you guys have a problem with my blood type?" Kyoya remarked, still looking at his laptop screen.
"Yeah if he's got the same blood as shadow lord then he definitely has some darkness dwelling in him," I commented.
"Oh for those of you watching with type AB please don't take any offence to this," Haruhi spoke to nothing.
I looked to where she was speaking then towards her in confusion.
"Who are you talking too?" I muttered.
"This is bad we have to do something quick before he wakes up. Hikaru, Kaoru?" Tamaki clicked his fingers and the Tweeds appeared at his command.
"Sir," The twins saluted.
"Go get your folk's Cessna. Fly to Osorizan and bring back a medium, we can channel Honey Senpai's grandmother and she can help guide us through it. We can make a new Usa Chan for Honey Senpai. Take this map of the Omori prefecture with you. And don't forget to bring back apple juice, apple jam and souvenir dolls," Tamaki instructed.
"But we don't have that much time," Hikaru pointed out.
"We're used to your crazy ideas but you should come up with something more practical," Kaoru suggested.
"Alright how about this, we'll send Usa Chan to the cleaners. Haruhi you're going to have to wear the bunny suit."
"Yeah, good idea boss," The Tweeds approved.
"Forget about it! I'M NOT WEARING THAT STUPID BUNNY SUIT! IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK HE'LL KNOW IT'S ME!" Haruhi refused, trying to run away but getting held back by Tamaki.
"No, he won't, he won't be able to tell the difference when he's just waking up from a nap!" Tamaki argued.
"WELL THEN WHY DON'T YOU WEAR IT SENPAI?" Haruhi questioned.
"It won't be as cute if I wear it. Come on it's the least you can do!" Tamaki reasoned before the two of them squabbled over it.
I looked over towards Honey Senpai to see him grouchily start to wake up.
"Uh oh looks like someone's done napping," Rossi commented.
"HE'S AWAKE! WE HAVE TO USE A SUBSTITUTE WE'VE GOT NO CHOICE!" Tamaki exclaimed in a panic.
Tamaki released Haruhi and quickly ran to find his teddy bear. Once found his brown bear was placed at the foot of Honey's bed before cupcake could notice. Tamaki and the twins were back behind the sofa again with their eyes going all over the place. When cupcake finally noticed the bear he stared at it for a moment…before picking it up and throwing on the floor.
"AAAHH NOT MY TEDDY BEAR!" Tamaki exclaimed.
"HE'S GONNA COME AFTER US NEXT!" Hikaru panicked along with the other two.
"AAAH HE JUST SPOTTED HIS BUNNY RABBIT!" Kaoru cried.
Honey walked over to Usa Chan with his blanket still clutched in one hand. He picked up the dirtied Usa Chan and turned to us.
"Who's responsible for this? Who got Usa Chan dirty?" Honey asked, in a similar tone he used to portray a thug in that film episode a while back.
"SOMEONE HELP! MORI SENPAI DON'T LET HIM HURT US!" the trio of panicked idiots begged for Mori Senpai's protection with tears streaming down their faces.
"He wanted tea, so Usa Chan decided to have a drink," Mori stated simply.
"I see so that's why his face is all dirty isn't it? Hey, do you think he wants some cake too?" Honey's demeanour changed suddenly back to his normal Lolita cupcake self.
I laughed at the trio sharing the spotlight of shame.
"You guys got so worked up and that that was all it took to…" I couldn't even finish the sentence.
"By the way, you're a genius, Groot," I praised Mori's quick thinking, to which he patted my head as thanks.
"Hey, I just realised something," Rossi piped up.
"Yeah?" I questioned.
"Isn't your blood type AB as well Tomo?" Rossi realised.
"…Beg ya pardon?"
"Yeah it totally is, I can't believe I forgot that," Haruhi commented.
"N-no it's not!" I refused to believe it.
"It is sugar just accept it," Haruhi tough loved.
"Nooo I can't have bad blood in me I'm too silly to have a dark side!" I protested.
"Well, you do have a violent edge to ya," Hikaru pointed out.
"Ok, 1 so does Rossi and 2 only when someone gets on my nerves or if danger's afoot," I argued.
"You don't like sharing my blood type Tomuru?" Shadow lord tormented.
"Shut up Shadow lord," I grumbled.
Inner Monologue
You two are practically meant to be! I mean you two have the same blood type for crying out loud!
Oh, I knew you were gonna say something like that Dearest, pack it in!
Kyomuru!
Oh, my god, you have a ship name for us? Fine, then I can get to make a ship name for you and Tamaki. Uuuh Hamaki? No uh Taruhi? No that's not right uh Tamruki? That's even worse.
Are ya done?
I'll think of a good one someday!
Sure you will.
Me: hope that was worth the wait, I'll try and update sooner lovelies (emphasis on try).
Tomuru: TOMURU'S TIDBITS!
Me: Yep and today it will simply be Tomuru's birthday and star sign. Care to do the honours?
Tomuru: Not exactly an honour but ok. My birthday is the 10th of June, which makes my star sign Gemini.
Me: So we just missed your birthday?
Tomuru: Yep I'm 16 years old as of last Wednesday
Me: Happy late birthday Tomuru!
Tomuru: Thanks
Me: Seeya around lovelies! X