UCA: Universal Character Association

by ForceWalker

From all over the universe, from comic books, video games, anime, cartoons, and more, fiction's greatest characters come together in one epic wrestling promotion to prove themselves better, to become champions, and to become the best. This is Universal Character Association, where the best of the best come to play!

36. Monday Night Flame Week 10 Part 2

Universal Character Association: Week 10

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"...Well GREAT...Mario's devolved into what Bowser has been to him, and is leading Matt around on a damn goose chase! And what choice does Matt have but to play it unless Mario does WHO KNOWS WHAT to Platinum?!" Church questioned.

"HEY! Matt brought this on himself when he kept trying to be in fantasy land and didn't recognize the greatness of the Reds! This is all HIS fault, and he's paying it for like a dirty Blue should!" Sarge stated.

"HOW THE HELL IS THIS HIS FAULT?! All he did was PIN MARIO'S ASS and now Mario goes off and takes his girlfriend! How sick and low can you get?!" Church stated.

"Well Matt should NEVER have tried to beat Mario! IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE! Matt should KNOW this, but since he didn't, prepare for him to get lesson in REALITY! RED-STYLE!" Sarge shouted.

"...You are unbelievable, you know that right?" Church deadpanned.

"What, jealous because you're a rotten dirty Blue?" Sarge fired back.

"...Okay, I want to move on now to the next match before I lose my mind...more than I already have." Church stated.

("Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana)

The crowd cheered loudly as Gold came out onto the stage, eager yet very focused right now. Gold looked out to the cheering crowd before throwing his hands up in a Diamond Cutter gesture before jumping and throwing his hands down, triggering golden pyro all around him. Gold then made his way down the ramp, slapping his hand with eager fans before sliding into the ring, throwing up the Diamond Cutter gesture once more before bring it down with an eager grin.

"The following Tag Team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from New Bark Town, Johto, weighing in at 209 lbs., Gold!"

"Now we are at one of our Tag Team Matches of the night, and it's going to take four of the Money in the Bank competitors and throw them in a match all about momentum! And Gold here looks to get all that momentum as he tries to take the next step in getting his first World Title in eight years!" Church stated.

"Yeah right, like we need GOLD getting another World Title run! He can't hack it, he really can't, and he's nothing more than a dirty Blue that every other Red will beat the crap out of! NO MOMENTUM FOR HIM!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Well good thing your opinion RARELY matters because Gold wants that momentum BAD, you can tell. It'll be every man for himself in three weeks, but for now, got to work together to try and win tonight!" Church stated.

("My Town" by Hollywood Undead)

The crowd went absolutely wild with cheers as Naruto Uzumaki came out, a determined expression on his face. He stood on the stage and took a deep breath before pumping his fist through the air and running down the ramp and sliding into the ring. He ran across the ring and bounced off the ropes several times before pumping his fist through the air once more and held it high, the crowd cheering him the whole time. Naruto then turned to Gold, and the two stared each other, before nodding at each other over what they had to do.

"And his partner, from Konoha Village, weighing in at 230 lbs., Naruto Uzumaki!"

"And here is Gold's partner for the night, Naruto Uzumaki, who qualified for Money in the Bank last week with a little bit of help from Fox McCloud, and to Naruto, winning Money in the Bank means being able to win a World Title in UCA after winning a World Title EVERYWHERE ELSE. He wants to finally pull off the Big One here!" Church stated.

"BUT HE WON'T! He's a choker of epic Blue proportions, can't that be seen?! Naruto can try all he wants, but he's not WORLD TITLE MATERIAL HERE! HE NEVER WILL BE! STOP TRYING!" Sarge shouted.

"Nah, he probably won't. After all, pissing you off is a great motivator right?" Church said.

"...I hate you, dirty Blue." Sarge stated.

"But no matter what, Gold and Naruto appear to be cooperating. For now, work together to get the big W...but at Final Clash...there will be no partners...just men looking for opportunity." Church said.

You Think You Know Me?

("Metalingus" by Alter Bridge)

The crowd drowned the arena in deafening boos as the music played, the front stage being covered in smoke. When the music picked up, Scourge the Hedgehog came out through the smoke in a hurry, wearing his sunglasses and leather jacket, a cocky and arrogant smirk on his face. He went to both sides of the stage, taunting and insulting the fans the whole time before walking down the rampway in an arrogant stride before stopping in the middle, and throwing his hands up in rock horns, green pyro going off behind him. When the pyro finished, he ran and slid into the middle of the ring, looking out to the crowd with his smirk before getting up and placing himself on the rope, holding his hand up in a rock sign as he taunted the crowd some more before looking back at his opponents with an angry sneer.

"And their opponents, first from Moebius, weighing in at 225 lbs. "The King of the World" Scourge the Hedgehog!"

"And here comes a guy who is on a MISSION right now! The self-proclaimed King wants to sit back on his THRONE, and he's got two ways to do it! At Pride & Glory, he looks to take the Toon Title off new Champion, Vegeta, and at Final Clash, he looks to become a TWO-TIME Mr. Money in the Bank! And with how this guy is...you can't count him out for a sec!" Church stated.

"OF COURSE YOU CAN'T! He's the damn King, and he's a proud Red who KNOWS how to take advantage of a good opportunity in front of him! He's a true opportunist, and the moment eyes are taken off of him...BAM! He wins! It's how he won Money in the Bank before...and how he's a favorite NOW!" Sarge stated.

"Scourge will go to ANY LOW it takes if it means getting back on top, and behind all that cockiness, this dude is STILL pissed over what happened at Last Stand...so you can bet he's still going to take it all out on these two as he wants the momentum..." Church said.

("Indestructible" by Disturbed)

"Just like THIS guy..." Church stated.

The crowd booed intensely as Bowser came out onto the stage with a giant snarl on his face. He looked out to the crowd before giving out a roar of intensity before throwing his fist down, triggering hellfire pyro. Bowser stomped his way down the ramp and got on the apron. He stepped over the ropes and looked out to the crowd before roaring to the sky, and then GLARED at his opponents...then stared at Scourge who stared back.

"And his tag team partner, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 401 lbs., "The King of the Koopas" Bowser!"

"And who else to be Scourge's partner but the damn King of the Koopas...who is FOUL and looking ready to DESTROY. This monster is looking to win the FUSION Tag Team Titles with WAKKO of all people (not his partner by choice...I think he wants to kill him actually)...and he looks to FINALLY become a World Champion by winning Money in the Bank...and destroy Sonic in the process..." Church said.

"Sonic DELAYED Bowser's ascension to the top by costing him the World Title and screwing him at Last Stand! And he got himself the wrath of a MONSTER for it! Sonic couldn't even be on Flame last week because of what Bowser did! And the worst is yet to come...though these two will work PERFECTLY as dummies..." Sarge said.

"Bowser wants to kill all in his way, but can he and Scourge get along? They aren't best buddies, that's for sure, but hey...momentum can be pretty important...have to wait and see." Church stated.

It was decided that Scourge and Gold would start things off, and the bell rang, with the two getting in a lock-up. The stalemated for a bit before Scourge slowly backed up Gold into a corner and held him there, as the ref admonished it and counted for Scourge to let go. Scourge slowly let go...but then slapped Gold in the face! The crowd booed as Scourge began kicking Gold in the gut repeatedly with a smirk on his face before grabbing his arm and whipping him into the corner. Scourge ran at him, but Gold exploded out of the corner with an Elbow to the face by a slightly ticked Gold! Scourge stumbled to his feet but got a kick to the gut and then planted with a Hangman's Neckbreaker! Cover! 1...2...Scourge kicks out! Gold quickly picked up Scourge, but got a Jawbreaker for his troubles, allowing Scourge to bounces off the ropes, and RIGHT into a Sleeper Slam from the Trainer! Gold picked up Scourge and dragged him to his corner and tagged in Naruto, and the two whipped Scourge into the ropes and caught him with a Double Flapjack! Naruto with the cover! 1...2...Scourge kicks out!

"Naruto and Gold working PRETTY well right now, that's to be expected! Scourge is down...and let's face it, he's probably cursing his heart out right now inside." Church stated.

"Well OF COURSE he is! Why? Because NO WAY should those two EVER have any form of good times! THEY'RE BLUES! ...And that automatically means they are destined for terribleness." Sarge stated.

"...Sarge...what the hell? Really...just...what the hell?" Church asked.

Naruto picked up Scourge and quickly nailed a Suplex on him before heading to the corner. He climbed it up to the top, but Scourge suddenly kipped up, grabbed Naruto, and threw him off and onto the mat! Naruto arched his back in pain as he got up, but Scourge gave him a Sitout Facebuster for his troubles! Scourge with the cover! 1...2...Naruto kicks out! Scourge picks up Naruto and whips him into the corner, then nails a Corner Spear on him, and pulled him in for a Pendulum Backbreaker, and Scourge quickly with another cover! 1...2...Naruto kicks out! Scourge picked up Naruto and hooked him up for a Raging Scourge, but Naruto suddenly spun out of it and nailed a Russian Legsweep out of nowhere. Naruto then rolled backwards onto his feet, and nailed a Jumping Elbow Drop on Scourge! Naruto quickly picked up Scourge, and planted him with a Swinging Neckbreaker for good measure! He then tagged in Gold as the two picked up Scourge and then nailed a Double Suplex!

"Scourge down again after that Double Team! Naruto and Gold pretty much working together to make sure Scourge doesn't pick up any momentum or tag in Bowser...which would mean certain doom for them both." Church stated.

"Well of course it would! Because Bowser would DESTROY THEM ALL! They fear him! Who wouldn't?! ...I sort of do...don't tell him I said that though." Sarge stated.

Gold with the cover! 1...2...Scourge kicks out! Gold picks up Scourge, but Scourge suddenly nails a knee to the gut! Gold doubled over, and Scourge looked for a Suplex, but Gold landed behind Scourge and nailed a Dropkick to the back of the head! Scourge held his head as he tried to get up, and the ref checked on him! Gold ran at the ropes...

...and RIGHT into a throat throttle by a SCOWLING Bowser behind the ref's back...who HEADBUTTED Gold's head hard! Gold fell to the mat hard as he held his forehead before stumbling to his feet, Scourge seeing his position, and Scourge quickly got up and BOOTED Gold's head near clean off!

"Bowser with the damn headbutt from behind, and Scourge with the BOOT! Bowser gave Scourge an opening and he took the opportunity!" Church said.

"Bowser got tired of WAITING for a chance to attack, so he took matters into his own hands! And Scourge made the most of it!" Sarge said.

Scourge covers Gold!

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Gold kicks out!

Scourge stands up and stomps out Gold for a bit before scraping his foot across Gold's face causing a slight yelp of pain before picking up Gold and nailing a Back Suplex on him! Scourge then went to a nearby corner, pulled himself up to the second turnbuckle...and then nailed a Diving Leg Drop off the second turnbuckle! Scourge covers Gold! 1...2...Gold kicks out, but Scourge IMMEDIATELY beats down on Gold's head the moment he does before jumping and nailing a knee across the skull! He then picked up Gold and tagged in BOWSER, who entered the ring and Scourge whipped Gold to him...AND THRUST SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS!

"And Bowser in and GOLD INTO THAT SPINEBUSTER! And that may just be the LEAST of Gold's pain when this is all over!" Church stated.

"Oh yes it will be! Why? Because the dirtbag is on a one-way trip to PAIN CITY! AND HE'LL LIKE IT THERE, HE HAS NO CHOICE!" Sarge exclaimed.

Bowser down with the cover!

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Gold kicks out!

Bowser stands up and glowers angrily down at Gold...before placing his foot on Gold...and stepping ON AND OVER him, briefly pressing his weight on him. Gold writhed in pain from that moment, and was lifted by the throat and thrown into the corner! Gold was then bombarded with punches to the body and face repeatedly as Bowser just pounded on the trainer, and then whipped Gold HARD into the adjacent corner! Gold slumped into the corner...AND GOT A CORNER SPLASH FROM THE MONSTER! Gold stumbled out of the corner in pain...and walked RIGHT INTO A SIDEWALK SLAM! Bowser hooks the leg! 1...2...Gold kicks out! Bowser sneered and just turned Gold over...and proceeded to smash his face REPEATEDLY into the mat, as if trying to RUIN it or break a nose! After ten smashes, he YANKED Gold up to his feet AND LARIAT HIM BACK DOWN!

"Jesus, Bowser is just DEMOLISHING Gold right now! This monster is just PISSED, and he wants to take some HEADS!" Church exclaimed.

"And the head he shall get! Sorry, Gold, but you're about to be on a mantle! At least it's a KING'S mantle!" Sarge said.

Gold got picked up and put into a Bearhug by Bowser as he CRUSHED Gold by the waist as he held him up! Gold cried out in pain as he was being squeezed, and tried to reach out to Naruto, who was wanting a tag, but was WAY too far away, and Bowser just SQUEEZED tighter. Gold cried out in pain as the ref asked if he would give, but Gold shook his head in denial, earning a tighter squeeze! Gold endured the pain for a bit more...until he ELBOWED Bowser's head! Bowser just snarled in annoyance, but Gold did it again, and again...and AGAIN...Gold repeatedly did it to get Bowser to let go! Bowser just growled, but the elbows were slowly getting to him...a HARD elbow eventually caused Bowser to drop Gold to the ground! Bowser sneered and threw a right, but Gold ducked and Chop Blocked the leg! Bowser fell to a knee, and Gold bounced off the ropes...

...and nails a Drive-By Kick to the skull! Bowser however was still on his knee, so Gold grabbed his head, hooked the arm AND GOLDEN DREAM DDT!

"Gold PLANTS Bowser! Gold's got Bowser DOWN! Somehow, the damn trainer's actually has Bowser out of it for now!" Church stated.

"FOUL! FOUL! THE DAMN TRAINER CHEATED! NO OTHER WAY HE COULD'VE DONE IT!" Sarge shouted.

"HOW THE HELL DID HE CHEAT?! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!" Church exclaimed.

"I AM RIGHT, AND YOU KNOW IT!" Sarge replied.

Naruto held out his hand for a tag as he KNEW this was Gold's chance to get him in, and he had to take it! The crowd clapped for Gold as the trainer slowly came to and rolled onto his stomach, and saw Naruto's hand out! He slowly crawled over to Naruto...

...Naruto extended his hand out...

...Gold did the same...

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...and BOWSER grabbed the leg of Gold! Bowser snarled at having that happen to him as he held his face before pulling Gold to him, picking him up...AND NAILS A COBRA CLUTCH BACKBREAKER ON HIM!

"OOOOHHH! Gold NEARLY got the tag...but only got his spine cracked instead!" Church said.

"And Gold..." Sarge began.

Bowser covers Gold!

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Gold kicks out!

"You Just Got...LUCKY! That's all...a lucky kickout! YEAH!" Sarge stated.

Bowser growled before standing over Gold and began slamming him up and down on the mat repeatedly, the back of his head repeatedly hitting it. He then picked up Gold and tagged in Scourge...who quickly got in...and nailed Gold with a Boot, followed by a Gutbuster! Scourge smirked as he looked down at Gold and said "Really...we all know who's winning...so stop embarrassing yourself." Scourge then picked up Gold, and nailed a Scourge-O-Matic on him! Scourge hooks the leg! 1...2...Gold kicks out! Scourge just smirks and picks up Gold...WHO TRIES FOR THE GOLD CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE! Scourge pushes Gold away at the last second, and catches him as he bounces back with a Half-Nelson Bulldog! Scourge wasn't happy with that attempt so he basically began rubbing his foot across Gold's face as if to ruin it before stomping on the face hard!

"Gold is DOWN...Gold is getting PUMMELED...and Scourge and Bowser are just TAKING THEIR TIME here..." Church stated.

"What? You expect anything less? Shame on you, dirty Blue...SHAME ON YOU for being stupider than usual." Sarge said.

Scourge looked down at Gold before pulling him up by his hair, and said to his face "Well...seems like the comeback's flat on its back, huh...like THAT'S a surprise." Scourge smirked before placing Gold in a Front Facelock...

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...Gold suddenly spun out of it! Scourge threw a right in annoyance, but Gold ducked...

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...AND GRABBED SCOURGE FROM BEHIND AND NAILED THE JOHTO JOURNEY!

"JOHTO JOURNEY! JOHTO JOURNEY CONNECTS! Scourge is OUT! And Gold needs the TAG!" Church stated.

"DAMN THOSE JOURNEYS! THEY'RE ALWAYS OVERRATED, I TELL YA!" Sarge shouted.

The crowd cheered loudly as both men were down, and Naruto began to clap wildly in order to will Gold on! Eventually, Gold stirred and saw Naruto...and slowly began crawling to him...he inched closer and closer...

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...Naruto held out his hand...

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...as Scourge got up, holding his back in pain...

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...AND TAG TO NARUTO MADE!

"AND THE ORANGE SPARK'S IN! ABOUT TO LET LOOSE IN SINNOH!" Church shouted.

Naruto enters the ring and quickly clotheslines down Scourge, and the hedgehog gets back before getting nailed with an Elbow Smash to the face! Scourge stumbles to his feet, and gets a kick to the gut, followed by a Gutwrench Suplex! Scourge holds his back as he rolls onto the apron and stands on it...but Naruto grabs him and Suplexes him back into the ring! Naruto quickly picks up Scourge...but gets a thumb to the eye! Naruto held his eye in pain and Scourge bounced off the ropes...AND GOT LIFTED UP AND NAILED WITH A KONOHA DROP! Naruto then quickly climbs a corner, stands tall on it...

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...AND NAILS A DIVING ELBOW DROP!

"And Naruto like a HOUSE OF FIRE! Cleaning house with Scourge! Elbow to that EVIL heart of his!" Church stated.

"SCOURGE KICK OUT! KICK OUT!" Sarge shouted.

Naruto covers!

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Scourge kicks out!

"PHEW! And I thought the ref was going to screw them over...thank god he knew justice!" Sarge said.

"Yeah, but Naruto's looking for the kill..." Church noted.

Indeed, Naruto was already standing up as he sized up Scourge who got on his knees, turned towards Naruto...

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...AND DUCKED THE NINJA KICK! Naruto spun around, and quickly got an Inverted DDT for his troubles! Scourge rolled towards the ropes and stood up against them, scowling at Naruto as he stood...

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...AND RAN AT NARUTO AND HIT THE SPEAR...NO HE DIDN'T! Naruto sidestepped and Scourge crashed against the middle ropes instead! Scourge bounced backwards, and Naruto grabbed him from behind, pushed him into a corner...

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...NINE-TAILS DESTROYER! ...NOT HITTING! Scourge BACKFLIPPED out of it...

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...and stumbles BACK into his corner and TAGS IN BOWSER!

"...Well SON OF A BITCH..." Church said.

"Naruto...prepare to DIE." Sarge stated.

Naruto got up and turned to face Scourge...but got A BOOT that turned him INSIDE OUT from Bowser! Bowser then picked up Naruto and threw him into the corner before nailing VICIOUS Shoulder Rams into the gut of Naruto before pulling him in for a SIDE SLAM BACKBREAKER! Bowser then bounced off the ropes and DROPPED THE BIG LEG! Bowser got up again, bounced off the ropes...BIG SPLASH! Bowser snarled down at Naruto and grabbed him by throat and picked him up...

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...lifted him up high...

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...NARUTO REVERSES THE CHOKESLAM WITH A DDT!

"NARUTO! Naruto with the counter out of nowhere! This could be his ONE SHOT!" Church exclaimed.

"Wait, WHAT?! NO! Naruto CAN'T conquer Bowser! Bowser is the KING! THE KING!" Sarge shouted.

Bowser held his head in pain as Naruto pushed himself to his feet, and saw him down. Naruto then stalked Bowser as he readied his foot...

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...SCOURGE TURNED NARUTO AROUND AND PLANTED HIM WITH THE RAGING SCOURGE!

"YES! THE KING IS HERE TO MAKE THE SAVE!" Sarge exclaimed.

"...Weren't you calling BOWSER the King just now?" Church questioned.

"...SHUT UP, YOU KNOW NOTHING!" Sarge shouted.

Scourge got up and sneered down at Naruto before turning around...

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...INTO A KICK AND GOLDEN DREAM DDT FROM GOLD!

"AND GOLD PLANTS SCOURGE! SCOURGE JUST GOT A TASTE OF THE GOLDEN DREAM!" Church shouted.

Gold stood up...but got a THROAT THROTTLE from a PISSED OFF Bowser...

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...AND WAS CHOKESLAMMED TO HELL!

"CHOKESLAM! Gold gets DEMOLISHED WITH THE CHOKESLAM! BOWSER STANDS TALL!" Church shouted.

"AND NARUTO'S ABOUT TO BE NEXT!" Sarge proclaimed.

Bowser ROARED in fury and rage before he turned to Naruto was holding his head as he tried to get up. Bowser sneered and held his hand up high as he waited for Naruto to get up...and he did...turned around into a throat grab...LIFTED...

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...Naruto LANDS BEHIND Bowser! Bowser turns around and gets the NINJA KICK ACROSS THE SKULL! Bowser was dazed as Naruto GRABBED BOWSER AND LOOKED TO LIFT HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS...

"NO WAY...NO WAY IS HE GONNA...?" Church said in disbelief.

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...Bowser NAILS a brutal elbow to the skull of Naruto before he could even MAKE the effort! He then placed Naruto between his legs...lifted him...

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...BOWSER BOMBS CONNECTS!

"THE BOWSER BOMB! Bowser got ALL OF IT! Naruto is OUT!" Church exclaimed.

"And Naruto..." Sarge began.

Bowser dropped down and hooked Naruto's leg!

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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.

("Indestructible' by Disturbed)

"Here are your winners...Bowser and Scourge the Hedgehog!"

The crowd booed as Bowser stood and snarled down at Naruto before giving a ROAR of victory to the sky before the ref raised his hand in victory! The Koopa King snorted before ripping his hand away from the ref and stood in the middle of the ring. He looked up at the Final Clash sign...and then pointed towards it, shouting "THAT'S MY TIME...THAT BRIEFCASE IS MINE...TRY TO STOP ME...LIKE YOU EVEN CAN!"

"And Bowser gets the pin for his team in this tag team match! Bowser and Scourge win, but Bowser gets the most momentum, and it's hard NOT to see this guy RIPPING PEOPLE apart at Final Clash! This dude is on a path of DESTRUCTION!" Church shouted.

"And that path of destruction will include these three and six others soon enough if he has his way! And he will! BECAUSE HE'S A RED! AND REDS RULE! ...Yeah, sucks being a Blue, I know, but that's your lot in life, Church, can't change it." Sarge stated. "Now bow to the Koopa King...he DESERVES it!"

Bowser gave another mighty roar before turning to leave...

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...BUT THEN GETS A CHAIR THROWN RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!

"WHOA, WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE DID THAT CHAIR...?!" Church shouted.

Bowser was dazed on his feet as he shook his head, not even THINKING of that coming his way...

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...AND SONIC NAILS A SPRINGBOARD KNEE SMASH TO LOUD CHEERS!

"SONIC! SONIC'S BACK! SONIC'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER, AND HE WANTS BOWSER'S ASS!" Church shouted.

"THE COWARD! HOW DARE HE ATTACK BOWSER AFTER A MATCH! NOT HIS FAULT HE'S A LOSER!" Sarge exclaimed.

Bowser stumbles backwards before falling to a knee against the ropes, but that just allows Sonic to grab the chair he threw from the apron and THROW IT AT BOWSER'S HEAD AGAIN! Bowser is sent through the ropes from that shot, but easily lands on his feet near the announce table and holds his head! Sonic wastes no time...bounces off the ropes...

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...SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS! Bowser is sent backwards into the announce table, and holds his back in pain, but he's STILL STANDING! Bowser is a bit out of it, but Sonic grabs the chair from the ring AND SMASHES IT AGAINST BOWSER'S SKULL! AND HE SMASHES IT ON THE KOOPA KING AGAIN!

"SONIC'S GOING CRAZY HERE! SONIC'S THROWING EVERYTHING AT BOWSER, YET THE MONSTER'S NOT DOWN! BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING HIM FROM THROWING STEEL INTO THE KOOPA KING!" Church shouted.

"FIGHT BACK, KOOPA KING! FIGHT BACK! THIS HEDGEHOG SHOULD NOT RUIN YOUR FESTIVITIES! HE'S JUST A PARTY POOPER! A DIRTBAG PARTY POOPER! WHO DESPISES REDS! ...HE'S THE DEVIL!" Sarge shouted.

Bowser walks towards the barricade and leans against it from all the shots he was enduring, but Sonic wasn't going to let up as he charges with CHAIR RAISED...INTO A GRAB FROM BOWSER WHO GROWLED...

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...AND THREW HIM OVER THE BARRICADE INTO THE CROWD!

"OH JESUS! BOWSER JUST CAUGHT SONIC AND THREW HIM CLEAR OVER, EVEN AFTER ALL THOSE SHOTS!" Church shouted.

Bowser shook his head in body and pain to recover as Sonic tried to get himself in the crowd, and once Bowser did so, he was ready to DESTROY as he stepped over the barricade...

...into an ENZIGURI from Sonic! Bowser held his head as Sonic was going CRAZY with lefts and rights, wanting a piece of Bowser badly, but Bowser grabbed the head and headbutted it, sending Sonic back a bit and stomped after him! Sonic continued throwing rights though as Bowser took them and nailed his own shots, the two disappearing into the crowd as the crowd went wild!

"Sonic and Bowser GOING AT IT IN SINNOH! Those two want each other BAD and could not wait for Money in the Bank! This whole thing has blown over!" Church shouted.

"Sonic's STUPID! Really...trying to attack Bowser?! He'll be lucky if he LIVES TONIGHT! I WANT TO SEE A HEDGEHOG GRAVE DAMMIT!" Sarge exclaimed.

Inside the ring, the three remaining guys in the match were still trying to recover...and eventually Gold and Scourge were the first ones to get up...

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...Scourge saw Gold and ran at him for a SPEAR...

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...AND GOT CAUGHT WITH A GOLD CUTTER!

"GOLD CUTTER! GOLD CUTTER OUTTA NOWHERE! SCOURGE TRIED TO TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY, BUT GOLD SAW IT COMING!" Church exclaimed.

Gold stood up as he held his head...

...but got TURNED AROUND...

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...and kicked in the gut AND PLANTED WITH A PYRO TWISTER BY TAKUYA!

"TAKUYA?! WHAT THE HELL?! FIRST SONIC, NOW HIM?! WHERE DID HE COME FROM?!" Church questioned.

"FROM THE FIRES THAT HE GIVES OFF, AND NOW HE'S HERE TO MAKE A STATEMENT!" Sarge shouted.

Takuya stood up after having laid out Gold with the move, but saw Naruto trying to get up...but wasn't having it any of as he grabbed him and set him...

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...PYRO TWISTER FOR NARUTO!

"And there's ONE PYRO TWISTER FOR NARUTO AS WELL! TAKUYA is the LAST GUY STANDING! I can't BELIEVE IT!" Church exclaimed.

"Takuya didn't want to be an AFTERTHOUGHT He wanted to show everyone he's coming into Money in the Bank with a PURPOSE, and he did just THAT!" Sarge stated.

Takuya stood over the wreckage of bodies around him...bodies that he would soon be seeing again in three weeks time...and said "I beat RED...at FINAL CLASH...and I'll be DAMNED if that ends up being for nothing! I want my spot back...and none of you POSERS are getting in the way of that!" Takuya then exited the ring and raised his arms up in triumph to boos before walking up the ramp, leaving the bodies.

"Takuya PICKED HIS SPOT...and he sent a message to them and EVERYBODY ELSE...it's going to be a wild match in three weeks...it truly will be EVERY MAN for himself." Force stated.

"Stakes couldn't be higher for them all...and I agree...it's going to be PURE, UNADULTERATED CHAOS...and I can't help but feel SOOOO proud..." Sarge nodded.

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The camera went to the backstage area, where we see a dimly lit backstage hallway filled with several crates all around, and it seems no one is around...until the camera falls on something...and it happens to be Edward Elric, sitting on a crate, head held down...

"...You know a lot of people are questioning...WHY we asked for this match to be Tables, Ladders, and Chairs..." Ed stated. "A lot of people are wondering WHY we would want such a match at Final Clash. After all...it's Team 2D's match. Their specialty...it's the match where they pretty much helped made it a STAPLE on the Fiction Wrestling side of things...nobody knows those weapons put together BETTER than Team 2D...almost SUICIDE walking into a match with them...and then there's the fact that we haven't had the best track record in TLC Matches... WrestleMania...One Night Star...we failed and lost it all when it mattered the most when those three letters were in play. TLC is like a curse for us, right? And then there's the fact that we also made this a three-way match with Tails & Knuckles, when we could have just had Tails & Knuckles to ourselves...so why? Why do such things that would be against us?"

Edward remained silent, head still held down as he didn't seem to talk after that until...

"Simple, brother..."

Edward looked up, and saw his brother, Alphonse, standing on a stack of crates looking down at him before stepping off.

"...Because it's the ONLY way to end this. Team 2D and the Sonic Heroes...we've dealt with them LONG ENOUGH." Al stated. "Team 2D has been pains in our asses for FOR FAR TOO LONG...they've screwed us out of title shots, and had me burned...and the Sonic Heroes...Knuckles was the reason I got BURNED, and cost us at Last Stand, and Tails didn't do a damn thing to stop it... We've got scores to settle...and we're going to settle them at the SAME TIME on UCA's biggest stage. And I can't think of a better way to get some payback...then in T...L...C... Yeah...Team 2D may have the advantage...but people are forgetting...WE'VE won a TLC Match before... Remember AnimeMania II, brother?" Al asked.

"Yeah...I do...Four-Way Team TLC...and us standing tall...as AWF Tag Team Champions." Ed smirked as he stood up from the crate. "That shows that we CAN get the job done in this match...hell, this match is starting to become like SECOND NATURE like to us. We've been in this match so many times now, it's starting to feel like HOME. And what better way to end all of this than AT HOME...? TLC...it's practically what Tag Team wrestling is ALL ABOUT in Fiction Wrestling... It's where Team Warfare goes to end, where multiple teams finally decide who is the best...and I can't think of a better place to settle this between us six than FINAL CLASH..."

The Elrics began walking down the highway...and they passed by a wooden table...

"Tables..." Ed stated.

They walked by it, and then passed by a propped up ladder...

"Ladders..." Al followed.

They continued walking, and finally passed by a steel chair set up...

"And Chairs..." Ed stated before the two came to a stop, the camera focusing on them.

"...When we six get our hands on these weapons...there's going to be SIX bodies carted out of that stadium. There's no denying that, we understand it all too well none of us are walking out most likely..." Al said. "...But only TWO will be carted out with titles over their bodies...and it's going to be US. We've NEVER been UCA World Tag Team Champions the entire time we've been here...and we WON'T let that continue past Final Clash! TLC...it's OUR time, and OUR moment, and we're getting BACK ON TOP of the wrestling world even if we have to break a couple of animals to DO SO."

"Tom...Jerry...Tails...Knuckles...we've got a LOT of beef with you four...and we're TIRED of YOU ALL and being kept from those titles... So in three weeks...in TLC...you all will have to watch us stand on those ladders...and be left with three letters in your head... F...M...A..."

Ed and Al nodded to each other in affirmation, Ed clashing his automail forearm with Al's forearm to show their union before walking off.

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"Team 2D made their feelings and intentions known...now The Elrics have done the same. They've got a lot of anger to take out on their opponents, and they want their first taste of UCA gold! They know TLC, and they want to make it THEIR playground!" Church stated.

"...You dirtbag Blue, how dare you even insinuate that...? ELRICS? Making TLC THEIR playground? ...THEY'RE BETTER OFF GOING TO PRIVATE DONUT'S TEA PARTIES! Team 2D will destroy them AND the Sonic Heroes! What makes you think they got any chance?! NON-STOP VIOLENCE...TO THE END OF TIME!" Sarge exclaimed.

"We're going to hear from the Sonic Heroes, Tails & Knuckles, the Tag Champs later tonight...and you can only imagine what they have to say in response to their challengers...all in all...TLC will indeed be WAR...but now...Women's Action is HERE..." Force stated.

("Killa Queen" by Dale Oliver)

The crowd went VICIOUS with the booing as Daisy walked out the Peach right behind her, haughty smirks on their faces. They looked out the crowd booing them and just giggled at each other before turning their backs to them and throwing their hands up and then made their way down the ramp, taunting the fans hating them every second. Daisy then got on the apron and entered the ring, climbing a turnbuckle and splaying her arms out with a smirk as Peach applauded for her friend.

"Well...this town has absolutely ZERO love for Peach and Daisy, and you gotta believe it's got to do with what Mario has done with Platinum. And by association, they are giving all their hatred to Daisy and Peach." Church stated.

"WHO CARES? They can't see the greatness that Mario is trying to do! It's called teaching a lesson! Not their faults THAT THEY REFUSE TO LEARN IT! DIRTBAGS, ALL OF THEM! And Daisy will show them all how wrong they are when she beats the crap out of her opponent!" Sarge shouted.

"Suuuurreee, Sarge...think that justifies kidnapping...whatever works in your own little world...Daisy, however, is looking to stick it to the fans even more, and with Peach at ringside, you know these two are going to play dirty." Force said.

("Fight" by Icon for Hire)

The crowd cheered as the lights turned blue and white, and Kiva came out on the stage with a focused, frustrated expression on her face. She stared at the ring for a few moments before shaking her head and made her way down the ramp with a purpose. She didn't pay too much attention to the fans as she wanted to make a point as she leaped onto the apron and entered the ring. She glared at Daisy, who just giggled with Peach at the sight of the Future Girl, which only served to piss Kiva off more.

"The following is your opening contest of the evening and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New Jersey City, New Jersey, weighing in at 149 lbs., Kiva Andru!"

"Kiva here is not in the best of moods and with good reason. Last week, she got cheated out of a win by Green, THEN told she wasn't worth the hype by Green, THEN she got that little talk with Green earlier...I think it's obvious that Kiva REALLY wants to shut her up through this match somehow." Force stated.

"Why? Green's RIGHT. Kiva lost, she's not worth the hype, she sucks as do all dirty Blues, and she's not getting a damn thing here! She hasn't proved a damn thing and never WILL!" Sarge exclaimed.

"That remains to be seen...Kiva wants to prove a point, and she plans on doing that in THIS matc-"

("Secret Weapon" by MxPx)

"What in the HELL?" Church questioned. "Don't tell me..."

Kiva, Daisy, and Peach snapped their heads to the stage, and Green herself came out with a smirk on her face, a mixed reaction coming from the crowd at her arrival. Daisy and Peach were confused, but Kiva just GLARED at Green, but Green just waved mockingly at Kiva before making her way down the ramp. She walked around ringside, and made her way to the announce table, sitting down next Church and Sarge and putting on a headset.

"...Hello?" Church said questioningly.

"Hello, Church, Sarge." Green grinned. "I bet you want to know why I'm here...?"

"...Considering certain events...YEAH..." Church drawled out.

"Well, I'm here to watch this little match up close and personal since Kiva's making a big deal about "proving herself." Thought I'd see personally if she walk the walk, simple as that. And thought I'd lend my insightful words to commentary." Green grinned, then waved at Kiva. "Hey there...hope you don't mind me being here, just enjoying the view!"

"...Wonderful." Church deadpanned.

"Well this is a pleasant surprise! Not my favorite person, but you'll do Green!" Sarge said.

Kiva continued to glare at Green, but all she got was a smirk and mock waving, so she turned to Daisy, who was arrogant as always as Peach cheered her from ringside. The bell rang and Daisy made her way to Kiva, who CAUGHT HER with a Dropkick to the chin! Daisy went down and Kiva proceeded to stomp away at her, frustration pouring from her before she picked up Daisy and whipped her into the corner, then ran and nailed a Corner Forearm Smash, then pulled her into a Snap Suplex and a quick cover! 1...2...Daisy kicks out! Kiva picked her up, but Daisy stomped on her foot, forcing her to let go as she held it, and the Princess bounced off the ropes, but got caught with a Sleeper Slam out of nowhere! Kiva nailed a few fists to the skull of Daisy before standing beside her and nailing a Standing Moonsault! The hook of the leg! 1...2...Daisy kicks out!

"Kiva's in complete control, kicking Daisy's ass from the starting match of the gate! She's really out to make a statement!"

"...Meh...I've seen better starts to a match. Kiva's a 6 at best..." Green shrugged lazily.

"Yeah, come on, as if this is going to keep anyone down! Get real, Church! You need to learn your math more..." Sarge stated.

"What does MATH HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!" Church questioned.

Kiva picked up Daisy and looked for a Suplex, but Daisy managed to land behind her and push her away. Kiva turned around, but got a kick to the gut, followed by an elbow to the back of the head, and then a Swinging Neckbreaker! Daisy with a cover! 1...2...Kiva kicks out! Daisy wasted no time dropping knees across the torso of Kiva repeatedly before picking her up and nailing a Back Suplex on her before going to a corner and climbing to the second turnbuckle and splaying her arms out to boos before diving off...Kiva caught her in the chin with a raised foot! Daisy stumbled about holding her jaw as Kiva got up, and then nailed a Jumping Knee Smash that sent her into the ropes, then whipped her into the adjacent ones and caught her with a Hip Toss Neckbreaker! Kiva stood up and stalked Daisy as the ref went to check on her, then as Daisy was on her knees, Kiva bounced off the ropes...

...Peach GRABBED her foot from the outside with the ref not looking, tripping up Kiva! Kiva fell flat on her face and stumbled up RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE!

"And OF COURSE Peach gets involved! Why am I NOT surprised? She helps Daisy get the damn advantage!" Church stated.

"See, this is what I'm talking about? If it were ME, I would've avoided that no problem. And people think SHE'S the future? What a joke." Green rolled her eyes.

"Well, aren't you a big ball of support today?" Church deadpanned.

Daisy began to stomp away viciously on Kiva as Peach cheered her friend on before Daisy picked her up then nailed a Russian Legsweep. Daisy makes a cover! 1...2...Kiva kicks out! Daisy picks up Kiva and whips her into the corner, then runs and nails a Corner Clothesline followed by a Running Bulldog out of the corner! Daisy with another cover! 1...2...Kiva kicks out! Daisy then locks in a headlock and wrenches on the head hard, grounding Kiva as the Future Girl grits her teeth! Eventually, Kiva slowly pushed herself off the mat, bringing Daisy with her and slowly getting to her feet...

...and Daisy suddenly drops her with a Back Suplex before she could do anything!

"And Daisy stops any chance of momentum with that Back Suplex!" Church stated.

"Man, is she THAT slow to stop Daisy from stopping her? Come on, I could have done that in no time flat!" Sarge stated.

"I agree! For all the talks of her skills...she's really nothing but a dirty Blue." Sarge shook his head.

Daisy pins Kiva!

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Kiva kicks out!

Daisy stands up before nailing a Leg Drop across the throat of Kiva, then stands up and splays her arms arrogantly, encouraging boos from the crowd before smirking down at the crowd. Daisy then nailed a Knee Drop to the face before picking up Kiva, then going for a Suplex...

...but Kiva landed behind Daisy! Daisy turned around and got several rights to the face before nailing a Jumping High Knee to the jaw! Daisy backed into the ropes and bounced off them and tried for a Clothesline, but Kiva ducked, and Daisy turned around RIGHT into a Dropkick!

"And Kiva taking everything Daisy threw at her, and giving her a little something in return!" Church stated.

"Yawn...I could do that WAY better than her...is that supposed to impress me?" Green rolled her eyes.

"Man, you are BITCHY today..." Church said.

"SHUT UP, DIRTBAG! SHE'S TALKING!" Sarge shouted.

Daisy holds her jaw as she gets on all fours and Kiva manages to get to her feet, and looks at Daisy...

...

...but then sees Peach on the apron and THROWS A RIGHT at her! But Peach gets off the apron to avoid it, and smirk at Kiva, who glares at her...

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...but gets a GERMAN SUPLEX FROM BEHIND BY DAISY! BRIDGE INTO A PIN!

"Peach AGAIN with the damn distraction! German Suplex by Daisy and the pin!" Church stated.

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Kiva kicks out!

"Ah come on, what the hell?! That should've been it for her! Stupid dirtbag, always kicking out when they shoudn't." Sarge grumbled.

"You know if it were me, this match would've been over in my favor..." Green commented.

"Of course it would've..." Church sarcastically said.

Daisy stood up and looked down with a smirk and then placed her foot on Kiva's face and scraped it across the face, causing Kiva some pain before nailing a vicious stomp on the face. She then bounced off the ropes and nailed a Running Knee to the side of Kiva. With things firmly in control, Daisy decided to end things here, as she picked up Kiva...

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...set Kiva up for the Daisy Flower (Overdrive)...

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...Kiva pushed the leg off her head and avoided the Daisy Flower! Daisy turned around and GOT CAUGHT WITH A WAVE OF THE FUTURE (Twisting Reverse STO)!

"WAVE OF THE FUTURE! Daisy got too cocky and paid the price! Kiva pulling her new signature move out like THAT!" Church exclaimed.

"Meh..." Green waved it off.

"Do you ever have anything POSITIVE to say?" Church questioned.

Daisy held her face in pain as the crowd cheered and Kiva was slowly pushing herself off the mat, feeling things finally change. Kiva stood, and Daisy was slowly getting to her feet, but when she did, she was greeted with a barrage of Forearms to the face before whipping her, but Daisy reversed and whipped her into the ropes. Kiva bounced off them and nailed a Spinning Wheel Kick to the jaw! Daisy stumbled up to her feet and into a corner, and Kiva ran and jumped at her, grabbing hold of her...

...

...and nailed a Monkey Flip on her, sending her halfway across the ring! Daisy groaned in pain on the mat as Kiva then ran at the ropes and leaped at them...

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...and nailed a Springboard Moonsault on her!

"Springboard Moonsault connecting! The Future Girl is on fire, and there's no slowing down for her!" Church stated.

"Seriously, you call that being on fire? Pfft, I've seen other rookies do better in my sleep." Green chuckled.

"Green is so right! You call that a Springboard Moonsault, dirty Blue?! I KNOW SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULTS NAMED JEFF THAT DID BETTER THAN YOU!" Sarge rambled.

Kiva covers Daisy!

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Daisy kicks out!

Kiva stood and picked up Daisy, but the princess suddenly nailed a Jawbreaker on Kiva! Kiva held her jaw, but then got planted with a Snap STO! Daisy held her as she rolled over to a corner and slowly pulled herself up against it as Kiva did the same, and she scowled before running at Kiva...

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...AND RIGHT INTO A MEGAS KICK!

"MEGAS KICK! MEGAS KICK TO THE SKULL! Daisy ran RIGHT into that one, didn't see it coming at all!" Church stated.

"What?! Come on Daisy, you're supposed to do better than that! What are you becoming, a Grif?!" Sarge asked.

Green was too busy looking at her fingernails in indifference to comment on what Kiva did.

Kiva looked to go for the pin on Daisy there, but the princess had rolled out of the ring from the impact of the Megas Kick, saving herself from that attempt. Peach yelled at Daisy to get back up not too far from her as Daisy slowly pushed herself up near the announce table. She groggily got to her feet...

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...AND KIVA NAILS A SUICIDE DIVE ON HER!

"AND KIVA RISKS SUICIDE AND TAKES DOWN KIVA! Kiva's on a damn roll, and I don't think any princess is gonna stop her tonight!" Church stated.

"Huh? What?" Green perked up. "Did Kiva do something impressive?" She then looked at the scene in front of the announce table. "Oh...guess not. False alarm."

"HAHAHAHA! Nice one, Green! Now can you make sure to kick Grif in the balls backstage?" Sarge asked.

"Okay, come on Green, what's your problem? You've been on Kiva ever since this match started! Why won't you give her any credit?" Church asked.

Kiva stood up and picked up Daisy, but she was hearing the conversation from the commentary team, and tried to ignore Green's word...but then she heard the next part...

"Wanna know why, huh Church?" Green questioned with a glare. "Because NOTHING she has done so far has IMPRESSED me! And I MEAN it! I'm sorry to all her fans, but that's the truth! I beat Daisy myself not too long ago, and I did it in MUCH grander style than she did right now! For all her big talk earlier, she sure is SUCKING right now in showing she's a big deal! Come on, THIS is the future?! I'm starting to think some people are IDIOTS for getting behind her! But hey...not EVERYONE can make it to the big time...Kiva can take solace that she's decent at best, but sort of terrible in the big pi-"

KIVA THROWS DAISY INTO GREEN, KNOCKING HER OUT OF HER SEAT AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!

"OOOOOOHH SON OF A BITCH! I THINK KIVA HEARD ENOUGH FROM GREEN! GREEN TALKED TOO MUCH, AND PAID FOR IT!" Church exclaimed.

"HEY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! SHE WAS SPEAKING THE TRUTH! HATE THE TRUTH?! WHY I OUGHTA TAKE MY SHOTGUN AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR-" Sarge shouted.

"SHUT UP SARGE!" Someone random exclaimed.

"WHY DON'T YOU, DIRTBAG?!" Sarge exclaimed.

Green was lying in a crumpled heap as she held her head with Daisy over her, Kiva glaring at her before saying "Was THAT impressive enough for you?" before grabbing Daisy. She picked her up and wasted no time in throwing her into the ring, the ref checking on her when she was. Kiva was about to enter the ring...

...

...

...WHEN SHE DUCKED A CLOTHESLINE FROM AN INCOMING PEACH! The princess turned around AND RIGHT INTO AN XLR!

"XLR! XLR! Peach stuck her nose into this match one too many times, and got her jaw jacked as a result! She won't be a problem anymore!" Church asked.

"HEY! HOW DARE YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON A PRINCESS! That is against the LAW!" Sarge exclaimed.

"SHE'S WRESTLING ANOTHER PRINCSS RIGHT NOW, YOU IDIOT!" Church shouted.

"NO! It's DIFFERENT! DIFFERENT, I SAY!" Sarge shouted back.

Peach was laid out on the outside as Kiva glared at her for a sec before getting on the apron and then climbing a corner just as Daisy was slowly getting to her feet. Daisy managed to stand up woozily before turning around...

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...Kiva dives off and nails a Diving Crossbody!

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...DAISY ROLLS THROUGH AND HAS KIVA IN A PINNING PREDICAMENT!

"OH DAMN! DAISY ROLLED THROUGH! SHE'S GOT KIVA...!" Church shouted.

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Kiva manages to kick out!

"Ah fudgecakes! That should have been victory! Force, get faster referees! These ones should be killed for the crime of being SLOW!" Sarge shouted.

Daisy and Kiva scrambled to their feet, but the princess kicks Kiva in the knee, forcing her to drop to one, then nails a Kneeling Snap DDT on her! Kiva rolls away in pain as Daisy quickly pulls herself up near a corner and watches Kiva slowly get up, before quickly kicking her in the gut! She places her between the legs and lifts her up for a Powerbomb...

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...Kiva flips out of it and lands on her feet AND NAILS THE XLR!

"AND XLR OUTTA NOWHERE! Daisy is OUT like a light!" Church exclaimed.

"Ah DAMMIT! Sorry Daisy, but..." Sarge began.

Kiva pinned Daisy!

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3!

"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.

("Fight" by Icon for Hire)

"Here is your winner...Kiva Andru!"

The crowd cheered loudly as Kiva stood up and got her hand raised in victory loudly, and then she climbed a corner and nodded in approval...before shrugging, and throwing up rock horns with her hands, which prompted more cheers. She looked to the outside near the announce table, which saw Green finally recovering and slowly getting up, and Kiva couldn't help but smirk at her handiwork there before getting off the corner and exiting the ring.

"Kiva picks up the win in impressive fashion after having to deal with Peach's constant interference and Green unstopping criticism of her! She was out to prove a point, and I think she made it loud and clear!" Church stated.

"Kiva should have been disqualified for what she did to Green! What did poor Green ever do to HER?! You mean girl from the Future, you never should have won this match!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Green wasn't even part of the match, and she asked for it by constantly being a bitch about Kiva! And Kiva finally gets one over on the legend! But because of that..." Church trailed off.

Green finally stood to her feet, leaning against the barricade behind her for support as she held her head until she finally looked up. She caught sight of Kiva walking up the ramp, who turned around and saw Green standing up on the other side of the outside of the ring, and shouted at her "Did THAT get enough of your attention, Green? Did THAT impress you?" Green frowned in response and said "That's how you want to do things? Alright...you got your wish, rookie."

"...Green is NOT a happy camper, and things have heated up between the two. They aren't done with each other, not by a long shot." Church stated.

"Well OF COURSE they aren't! Kiva did something that just don't do, and she'll be sent to Blue Hell when this is all said and done! She isn't so smart for being from the future!" Sarge stated.

"This whole deal is about proving oneself and respect, and these two are far from done with each other thanks to all of this." Church said.

---

We go to the Titantron, which shows the outside, as well as the vestiges of a beautiful with a forest all around it. The lake sparkles around the night sky...

"PLATINUM!"

The cry was heard as the sound of galloping paws on ground was heard, and soon enough, the camera saw Matt Ishida in the distance, coming up to Lake Verity on Garurumon. Moments later, Garurumon skidded to a halt, and Matt wasted no time in hopping off and began running around the lake.

"PLATINUM! PLATINUM, WHERE ARE YOU?! MARIO, YOU BASTARD! SHOW YOURSELF!" Matt continued to shout, but there was no one in sight. He sarched all around the lake, even looked through some of the forest surrounding the lake...

...but he found NO ONE. Matt could give a "F*CK!" in response to this and bashed his fist against a tree, while Garurumon came up to him.

"Don't worry, Matt...we'll find them." Garurumon growled. "No way that plumber is gonna keep avoi-"

"Thanks Matt!" the two turned around...and saw a Toad, just like the one back at the Berlitz mansion. "Thank you so much for coming and saving us! But the princess is another castle! So sorry! You can find her there!" The Toad told him, a grateful smile on his face...

...while Matt looked pissed as hell! Mario was playing GAMES with him, and he was getting pretty sick and tired of it. He was about to go and take the Toad apart when...

"Here you go!" The Toad held up a video tablet for Matt...who blinked twice in surprise...before glaring at Toad...then took the video tablet and looked at it...

...and it suddenly played a video, showing Mario with his arrogant, pompous smirk on his face as he seemed to be in front of some sort of cave that had a man-made entrance.

"Well hello there, Matt, if you are getting this, then it means you FINALLY arrived at Lake Verity! Congratulations, I knew you would get there, you always were a good boy...however, you were taking too long, and me and Platinum were getting oh so impatient, so we decided to leave. We hope you can understand, it's not polite to hold up the now TWO-TIME FWA Winner, right?" Mario chuckled as he held up his newly-won FWAs before putting them down. "Plus, you weren't being a very good boyfriend not being on time. Isn't that right, my dear Platinum?" Mario chuckled.

Mario then pulled Platinum Berlitz onto the screen, still gagged and tied up, who was screaming in frustration, tears in her eyes as she tries to it Mario to let him go. Matt growled, clenching the tablet tightly as he knew Mario was just trying to piss him off here.

"Oh I know...such a bad boyfriend...but hopefully, he can make it up for it. Because we decided to take a look around Sinnoh, Platinum being our wondrous guide! And she's been pretty decent, isn't that girl?" Mario tickled Platinum's chin, and she just jerked her head and whimpered in frustration. "Oh you are so much fun. Especially now that we are at the Oreburgh Mines." The video zooms out, showing that they are indeed in front of the mines, the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom standing around, Luigi leaning over a boulder, Yoshi standing near Mario, and Toad sitting near a shovel with a frustrated look. "Quite an interesting place. Of course, they could NEVER compare to any of the mines back in the Mushroom Kingdom, but they are good enough. We're gonna take a look inside for a bit, and come out after awhile, and hope you are there to greet us, Matt! Because what's a party without YOU around? See ya there, Matt Ba-"

Matt didn't let the video finish as he SNAPPED the video tablet in HALF over his knee and threw the remains down on the ground before heading to Garurumon with a scowl.

"We're heading to Oreburgh Mines...NOW." Matt said as he got on the Digimon. "...I am tired of playing Mario's games..."

"...Then why go there when he's likely not going to be there when you do?" Garurumon asked.

"...Because it's the only way I'm gonna find Platinum...and wring Mario's neck!" Matt stated as he rode Garurumon away from Lake Verity.

---

"And Mario's sick game of kidnapping continues, this time leading Matt over to the Oreburgh Mines...seriously, how much more of a giant dick can Mario BE? He's starting to be a 15 on the asshole meter." Church stated.

"How DARE you slander Mario! NO ONE SLANDERS MARIO AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! Why not support him?! Support him, and you can be like TW of WWE Animated...questionable choices...but a great man...for supporting Mario." Sarge sniffled.

"I'd rather dislike the guy based on his attitude, lack of morals in the ring, being an asshole, and one of the worst people to hang out with...being TW is like being a nutcase half the time." Church stated. "But Mario's got Matt running for his girlfriend...and this won't end well, I feel."

("Hero" by Pop Evil)

"Oh now THIS should be good..." Church stated.

The crowd booed wildly as Ben Tennyson walked out onto the stage, Hardcore Title in his hand, and with a less than happy expression on his face. He looked out to the booing crowd and simply made his way down the ramp, making sure to grab himself a mic and entered the ring, circling the ring angrily.

"Ben Tennyson is no happy camper, and you can tell why. Last week, he got his car ripped to SHREDS by Senji Kiyomasa, retaliation for the crap he said the week before. And then...he suckered Ben into a match of his choice...and it's gonna happen..." A match graphic for Final Clash between Ben and Senji is shown. "Ben vs Senji at Final Clash...Sadistic Madness for the Hardcore Title." Church stated.

"How dare Senji put a great hero such as Ben in a match like this! It's BARBARIC! It's un-Red-like! I demand justice! FORCE! CANCEL THE MATCH! DON'T LISTEN TO THE BLUES! THEY'RE WRONG! THEY ALWAYS ARE!" Sarge exclaimed.

"No dice, Sarge, the match is official. But you can tell that Ben is NOT happy with this match at all. And some even say that he's AFRAID for various reasons...is that true? Well...either way, Ben's got something to say." Church stated. "This should be good.

Ben stood in the middle of the ring, glaring at the crowd before speaking...

"You know, being a hero isn't an easy job. When you're Ben Tennyson, it comes naturally, but obviously, some people will stoop low in order to sabotage a great hero like me, like seven days ago. Last week...a complete and utter TRAVESTY happened. What was that travesty, you ask? ...The criminal that's allowed to walk through the hall of UCA destroyed MY CAR! My PRECIOUS CAR! The car belonging to the greatest hero this universe has EVER known! That car was one of a kind, dammit! ONE OF A KIND! And the fact that that criminal isn't in JAIL for this offense SICKENS me! Hell, the fact that you all LOVED IT sickens me even MORE! What the hell, are you all THAT brain dead to love a criminal?!" The crowd booed loudly at this, but Ben didn't care. "And now...now Kiyomasa is invoking his rematch clause for my Hardcore Championship at Final Clash...and it's gonna be...Sadistic Madness..."

Ben gritted his teeth at the last few words, but the crowd cheered loudly at the name of the match. Soon enough, chants of "SENJI'S GONNA KILL YOU! SENJI'S GONNA KILL YOU!" rang throughout the arena, and Ben glared at the crowd, but it only got louder. He slowly looked around the crowd for a few seconds before speaking again...

"...You really believe that? You REALLY think he's gonna kill me, don't you?" Chants of "YES! YES! YES!" were heard and Ben just scowled. "...I've heard the whispers, the gossip, the talks...you all think I'm AFRAID... That I'm afraid of being with Senji Kiyomasa in this match. A match that he's never lost in...beating the likes of the undefeated Kenpachi Zaraki, the hardcore swordsman Roronoa Zoro, and the devious submission specialist Orochimaru in NJPW...and the destructive Chaos the Hedeghog, the top brawler in UCA history Jecht, and the legend himself Blue Oak here in UCA... And a match that...my...cousin...went through in CCW...a match that she almost...almost..."

Ben could not finish those words as he seems to have trouble reliving those memories...but the crowd didn't care as they continued to chant "SENJI'S GONNA KILL YOU!" which only served to raise Ben's ire.

"...You REALLY think I'm afraid because of all that? That I will die in this match? ...Well you're WRONG. You're all DEAD WRONG! I am NOT AFRAID! Hell no! I never will be afraid of that damn criminal and what he might do to me! Have you forgotten the WARS I've been in over the years?! In UCA?! CCW?! WWE? And many more?! Or did they conveniently leave your brains in wanting my death?! This will not be my last bloody battle, and it WON'T be my last! I am NOT afraid because anything he can do to me, I've already been through! I proved that when I made sure that he would NEVER become ECW Animation World Champion in that damn tourney to crown a champion!"

The crowd booed at the reference to those events but Ben continued. "There was no way I was gonna let a damn criminal like Kiyomasa become a World Champion of all things! Especially when I enjoy that very status in CCW! It would've been an insult to the moniker of World Champion and tainted it FOREVER! I did the business a FAVOR when I did what I did! So THANK YOU, to all the fans! You don't see it now, but you will...and I finish the job I started at Final Clash, when I finally erase this criminal for good! So what if he's undefeated in this match, 6-0?! Here's the thing...streaks...were MADE to be BROKEN. And 6-0 is about to become 6-1, and who better to do it than the Tenth Wonder, the greatest hero you all can ever have, and the UCA Hardcore Champion! It's my duty to to do this for all of you, even if you are too stupid to see it! At Final Clash, the old mantra will ring true...the Hero...Always...Wins!"

The booing was getting louder and louder as Ben continued. "And anyone who says I'm AFRAID...go to hell. I wouldn't be afraid of Kiyomasa or this match even if he walked out here right n-"

("In The End" by Fade)

The crowd exploded into cheers as Ben looked shocked and mortified, wondering what the hell he was going to do as the crowd awaited Senji's

"OH SHIT! Ben may as well have jinxed it because Senji IS coming out here, and he's here to get a piece of Tennyson!" Church stated.

"You damn criminal, how dare you try and interrupt Ben! He's telling a great speech for us all to hear, to INSPIRE us, to give us HOPE! Why ruin that?!" Sarge asked.

"What the hell have you been hearing, Sa-Wait a second...where's Senji?" Church questioned.

Indeed, Senji was not coming out, despite his music playing, which caused the crowd to become VERY confused...until Ben's scared expression turned into a smirk...and then he chuckled...and then he began to LAUGH! He was laughing as he shouted "Man, you actually BELIEVED that?!" and the crowd realized they'd been DUPED and booed viciously.

"Oh OF COURSE...it was Ben playing tricks with everybody...probably to boost his own DAMN EGO..." Church shook his head.

"NO IT WASN'T! I bet you it was because of a great REASON! A RED REASON! One we can only be happy with!" Sarge exclaimed.

Ben continued to laugh until he finally spoke. "Oh god...that's...that's exactly what I needed after last week. Hahaha...oh man...you all ACTUALLY thought he was gonna come out, didn't you? The music hit and...oh man, I TOTALLY needed this." The crowd hated it, but Ben just smirked. "Newsflash people...he's NOT here. He was NEVER gonna come out here and confront me...because he wised up and realized something after I made sure he didn't become World Champ and Omni-Dropped him onto steel steps...that HE should be AFRAID OF ME."

"...He CAN'T be serious...he CAN'T be..." Church stated.

"Why do you think he didn't come out here, huh? Simple...because he realizes he can't win. See, criminals like him...they would never confront the hero like a man in moments like this. No, they cower away, waiting for another moment of their choosing, since he knows that if he came out here, I would do things to him that he would only DREAM of doing to others! It's villian 101! He has no chance against the hero, and he knows that, he's just hiding behind bravado and threats! And if you all don't believe that, you should believe it very soon! Trust me, I know what I'm talking about here."

"This is great! Our hero, Ben, showing us the truth of things! It's so very enlightening! Preach, Ben...PREACH!" Sarge exclaimed.

"...I'm gonna be SICK...I knew Ben could be delusional and an egomaniac, but this is PUSHING it. I mean...Wait...what the hell is THAT?!" Church questioned...

...as a large red knife-like blade suddenly protruded through the mat from under the ring behind Ben as he was speaking! The crowd gasped as it cut through the mat with ease until a large enough opening was made and it retreated back in...

...AND SENJI KIYOMASA CAME OUT OF THE HOLE TO EXTREMELY LOUD CHEERS!

"OH MY GOD! SENJI! THE CROW IS HERE! HE SAW BEN'S CRAP COMING, AND PULLED ONE OVER ON HIM! THE HERO'S IN DEEP SHIT NOW!" Church questioned.

"OH NO! THE CRIMINAL IS HERE! DON'T TURN AROUND, BEN! GET OUT OF THERE! SAVE YOURSELF!" Sarge pleaded.

Senji finally got through the hole he made with his Branch of Sin and stood in the ring behind Ben as he continued to talk. "You know what? If Senji were here in this ring, I'd tell him to his face that he screwed HIMSELF over by making the match Sadistic Madness! Because trust me, he doesn't know what he got himself in-"

Ben was interrupted when he bumped into something from behind...Ben blinked twice upon this event...before SLOWLY turning around...and his eyes WIDENED in SHOCK at the appearance of a madly grinning Senji.

"...Dead-Center." Senji stated...

...BEFORE SOCKING BEN IN THE JAW AND GOING TO TOWN ON HIM WITH BRUTAL FISTS!

"AND HERE WE GO! SENJI ON BEN, AND NOWHERE FOR THE HERO TO HIDE! BEN HAS OFFICIALLY SCREWED HIMSELF OVER HERE!" Church shouted.

"YOU DAMN CRIMINAL! DAMN YOU! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO OUR GREAT HERO! SECURITY, ARREST HIM! GET SECURITY OUT HERE!" Sarge exclaimed.

Ben was trying to cover up from the fists but to no avail, as he was getting backed into a corner, and then the fists rained down on his skull as Senji shouted "COCKY NOW, 'HERO'?!" as Ben was punched into a seating in the corner. Senji then proceeded to stomp viciously onto Ben, wanting to turn him into mush before dropping and nailing even MORE fists on Ben, wanting to tear him apart before picking him up and nailing a VICIOUS Forearm to the skull...

...FOLLOWED BY A CROW CLAWS!

"CROW CLAWS! BEN IS GETTING MASSACRED, AND SENJI ISN'T DONE BY A LONG SHOT!" Church exclaimed.

Indeed, Senji immediately rolled out of the ring and looked under it for something. It took him a few moments, but he finally found what he was looking for...

...

...and pulled out a BARBED-WIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR.

"OOOOHHHH SHIT! Ben is about to enter a world of PAIN HERE! Ben's gonna regret he ever messed with Senji!" Church exclaimed.

"NOOOOOOO! DON'T DO IT! BE THE BETTER MAN FOR ONCE! Repent and be a Red, not THIS!" Sarge shouted.

Senji chuckled upon holding the dangerous weapon in his hands, looking at it with glee before saying "Oh yeah...THIS will do nicely" before sliding into the ring with it...

...AND GOT A GALAXY STRIKE TO THE FACE WHEN HE STOOD UP! Senji dropped the chair and fell down to the ground, holding his face before getting stomped on by Ben, who shouted "YOU THINK YOU CAN SNEAK UP ON ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT, CRIMINAL?!" before laying eyes upon the barbed-wire chair. He picked it up and looked at it angrily before looking at Senji as he was standing, and said "I got your Sadistic Madness for you..."

...

...he SWUNG for Senji's head...

...

...but SENJI DUCKED! Ben nearly fell over before turning around AND BICYCLE KICK TO THE SKULL! Ben dropped the chair and stumbled backwards into the ropes, and bounced off them RIGHT INTO A BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR TO THE FACE!

"OOOOHHHHH! BEN'S TASTING BARBED WIRE TONIGHT! SENJI JUST CLOCKED TENNYSON CLEAN IN THE FACE WITH THE DEADLY WEAPON! SENJI'S GETTING SOME LONG-DESIRED VENGEANCE!" Church stated.

"NOOOOOOO! BEEEENNN! YOUR FACE! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN IN A MOVIE!" Sarge cried out in despair.

Ben fell down to the mat in a crumpled heap, but Senji was FAR from done! He threw the chair down to the mat, then grabbed Tennyson by the hair, picking him up. He then placed him in an Argentine Rack...

...

...

...THEN PLANTED HIM FACE-FIRST ONTO THE BARBED-WIRE CHAIR WITH THE INVISIBLE BLACK!

"AND SENJI CAPS IT OFF WITH THE INVISIBLE BLACK ON THE BARBED-WIRE! BEN JUST GOT HIS ASS KICKED, AND MAN, IT HAD TO BE SWEET RELEASE FOR THE CROW!" Church shouted.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMMIT, HAVE SENJI ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT! HELL, I MIGHT DO IT MYSELF!" Sarge shouted.

Ben was motionless on the mat, face buried in the barbed-wire chair as Senji smirked sadistically down at the Tennyson before he grabbed the mic off the mat and kneeled down to Ben.

"Man, oh man...you REALLY don't know when to stop, do you? As if everything you did before wasn't bad enough, screwing me out of the ECW Animation World Title? ...You just made your fate even WORSE, if that's even POSSIBLE." Senji then lifted up Ben's head by the hair, showing a now bleeding head, the face being adorned in red. "Here's the thing...I could do WORSE to you right now. Oh, I really could, I got a lot of ideas in my head that would leave you unrecognizable...but I'm saving them for Final Clash, where it will REALLY be satisfying. So consider yourself lucky, you got three more weeks to live, so savor them as much as you can. You made this personal, and now you're gonna pay the f*ckin' price! I don't buy the crap about not being afraid earlier, and even if it's true, you WILL be afraid! You're stepping into MY playground, and what I have planned for you...oh boy, even the worst among the business would be taken back by it. And considering how you're trying to deal with this right now...it's all but guaranteed that's what happen. But hey...at least you'll get to understand the she-devil in CCW better, right? Heh...at Final Clash, you'll see what Sadistic Madness really means when I take back MY Hardcore Title, 'hero'...Dead-Center."

("In The End" by Fade)

Senji then threw the head of Ben down onto the chair once more before dropping the mic and leaving the ring to loud cheers to his music, a satisfied, but also sadistic smirk on his ring.

"...Well that's a message sent if I've ever seen it...Ben got a taste of what's coming at Final Clash when the Hardcore Title is on the line...and if Senji's words are any indication...Ben may REALLY be dead when it happens. Wolfgang's in for a tough challenge later tonight with this Deadman." Church stated.

"Ben will be fine...I'm sure he will...he's the hero, right? The hero...always wins...right?" Sarge asked

"...I don't know, Sarge...because Ben...he's dug himself into a thirty-foot deep hole here...and he may not be getting out of it...Ben...Senji...Sadistic Madness...it WILL be a bloody fight not for the faint of heart." Force stated.

Senji stopped at the stage and turned around towards the ring, grinning at his work as Ben Tennyson was finally coming to, rolling onto his back and feeling his face...and saw his own red blood that was now staining his hand, and he could only stare at his blood-covered hand as a chant filled his ears repeatedly...

"SENJI'S GONNA KILL YOU! SENJI'S GONNA KILL YOU!"

---

The camera went to the backstage area on the Titantron, where we see Lightning Farron in her locker room, preparing for her later tag match, lacing up her boots with her own two FWAs placed near her. Suddenly, footsteps were heard coming up to her, and Lightning frowned.

"...Got something to say to me, Samus?" Lightning questioned as she finished tightening up her boots.

Samus Aran stood in front of the sitting Farron, stoic look on her face. "Well considering we're going to be partners tonight, yes, I do have something to say to you."

"Make it quick then. I have no time to deal with pointless crap. You're not exactly my favorite person in the world. I could gladly do without you any day of the week."

"Same here. In fact, if you still have the title after Final Clash, I will enjoy dropping you. The only thing connecting us for the moment is the man who was just left a bleeding mess, unfortunately..." Lightning narrowed her eyes at what she said. "...that...and also the fact that we both have something to prove."

"...Something to prove, huh?" Lightning noted emotionlessly.

"Yes...I want to prove to everybody that I AM better than Tex no matter WHAT they say, no matter her status as the first Female Rumble Winner. That me being a former Female World Champ automatically makes her accomplishments meaningless to me. I want to prove that I am the top female this business has. And you want to prove to everybody that you ARE the future of the division, that you are something more than what people make you out as, that Tifa's time is up, and that your time is now." Samus explained.

"Well that's all fine and dandy...but I don't NEED to prove anything." Lightning stated, looking at her FWAs. "I never needed to...I'm the Technician and Women's Champion of the Year by virtue of those FWAs. I'm one of the top females in the business today, the Vice President of the Rookie Revolution, that automatically makes me better than MOST of the people that watch this show, and anybody in the business that even wants to hate on me because they don't like the way I do things. They're just playing the saint, and I'm sorry they can't be as great as I am, but it's the way the cookie crumbles. I have zero sympathy for them. But Tifa wants to be stubborn, and say I have to "take the torch from her"...well, if that's the case, so be it. I will take the torch from her cold, lifeless hands at Final Clash after she's humiliated by my hand, and exposed as an old hag. I'm not here to prove something...I'm just cementing my spot."

"Then let me help you with that...for just one night. Like you will help me with taking care of Tex." Samus said. "I don't care for you, you don't care for me...but if we want to get closer to our goals...we'll cooperate for this one night without any sort of arguments. After all...if there's one thing we can agree on...we're not here to make nice... Oh hell no, we're here to hurt people and shut down anybody that challenges us. Tex and Tifa are two such people, and as such, it is our "duty" to put them in their place. And I'd rather we do it with joy together, rather than butt heads. So...you in?"

"Hmph...a lot of words just to say 'let's put aside our differences and work for a common cause.'" Lightning noted.

"Hey...just making sure the point is put across and there are no misunderstandings." Samus smirked.

"...Very well. We'll cooperate and make sure our enemies are sent a message leading into Final Clash. Then, we go our separate ways...for the moment. That good enough for you?" Lightning replied.

"Good enough. I think this match will be interesting enough with you, especially when we shove their words down their throats. See you out there...and make sure to keep up." Samus smirked before walking out. Lightning watched her leave before speaking...

"...Oh trust me...I'll do more than keep up..." Lightning stated with a dark glare about her. "Because I got something in mind...and Tifa will know exactly who she's dealing with soon enough."

---

"Lightning and Samus...two females with big egos and ambitions, coming to agreement about their tag match. Samus and Lightning...two individuals when focused can be very deadly. And together...Tifa and Tex are in for a fight." Church said.

"They aren't just in for a fight, they're in for a DEFEAT! They will see the future they are in for, and realize they can never be better than REDS! THEY ARE DIRTBAGS, NOW AND FOREVER! DIRTBAGS I SAY!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Do you EVER think before you say anything? Ah, why the hell am I even bothering? In any case, it's gonna be a hell of a tag match later tonight." Church stated. "And now, time for our next match..."

("Trainer Red Theme" from Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver)

The crowd gave a THUNDEROUS mixed reaction and Red came out onto the stage, no smiles, no joy, not even looking determined. Just a dark, dangerous look on his face as he seemed set on one thing: making a point. He tipped his hat over his eyes, letting them be covered before making his way down the ramp slowly but surely. Once he reached the ring, he took off his jacket and hat, placed them on the steps, and simply got on the apron and entered it, no theatrics, just a matter of doing what he came to do.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Pallet Town, Kanto, weighing in at 230 lbs., "Pokémon Master" Red!"

"Here comes the Pokemon Master himself, and if you heard his passionate promo from last week, you know why he's the way he is. No good or bad anymore, just two guys who absolutely hate each other. And the newly-crowned Rivalry of the Year will soon come to its conclusion..." The match graphic for Red vs Blue came up. "...when in the MAIN EVENT of Final Clash, Red and Blue clash inside the confines of Hell in a Cell to settle it for good!" Church said.

"It's gonna be a brutal and destructive battle, even I cannot deny that. It will be the end of an era...and I am on the side of Blue, a true Red despite his name! Pick sides, people! Pick the RIGHT side!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Red told me earlier that this match was about showing something to Blue, making a point to him. He said that tonight, he plans on showing the world what we can expect inside Hell in a Cell from him." Church said.

("I Will Not Bow" by Breaking Benjamin)

The crowd gave out loud boos as Crunch Bandicoot came out onto the stage, looking out at Red in the ring stoically. He shook his head before cracking his neck in preparation several times before walking down the ramp and entering the ring. He then walked over to the ropes and leaned against them, showing no emotion this time around before getting to his corner of the ring.

"And his opponent, from Wumpa Island, weighing in at 313 lbs., Crunch Bandicoot!"

"I do not envy Crunch Bandicoot one bit here...he has to deal with a very dangerous Red here who's been pushed to the brink thanks to his rivalry with Blue... That's not someone ANYONE wants to deal with." Church stated.

"For once, we agree on something, dirty Blue. Crunch will have a tough time with Red, no doubt, how can you deal with him when he's like this? Crunch better find a way for the Reds." Sarge proclaimed.

"At the least, he doesn't seem to be backing down, and he may see this as a chance to clmb up the ladder again if he manages to get in a good enough performance. But Red will not be easy with the mood he's in, so Crunch needs to be on his A-game." Church said.

Crunch nodded as Red just stared at the bandicoot, and the bell rang and Crunch made is way to Red AND GOT A RUNNING BOOT RIGHT TO THE SKULL OFF THE BAT! Crunch was sent into the corner from the impact of the boot, and Red wasted no time in going to him and stomping the living hell out of him! Crunch was slowly brought down to the ground with the vicious stomping, and Red wasn't relenting and eventually the ref had to pull Red away from Crunch and admonished him. However, Red didn't listen as he brushed past the ref and picked up Crunch, but the bandicoot suddenly nailed a big Uppercut on Red, stunning him, then followed it up with a Clothesline. Crunch growled as he held his head and picked up Red, then nailed a knee to the gut, then bounced off the ropes and RIGHT into a SUPERKICK! Crunch was down, but Red quickly mounted Crunch and began raining fists on the bandicoot over and over again, as if trying to bust his head open! Red then picked up Crunch, and dropped him with a DDT!

"Jesus, Red is like an aggressive animal right now! He's just beating the crap out of Crunch right now! This is like a complete 180 from how he usually is!" Church said.

"This rivalry with Blue is pushing this damn dirtbag to his limits! And he's taking it out on poor Crunch! Crunch, do something! Be better than you were ten seconds ago!" Sarge exclaimed.

Red covered Crunch! 1...2...Crunch kicks out! Red wasted no time in grabbing Crunch and dragging him to the ropes, then placed him throat-first on the middle rope and began choking him against it! Crunch flailed around as Red glared, the ref began counting Red. 1...2...3...4...Red let go before four, but then kicked the middle rope, causing it hit Crunch's throat hard! Crunch fell to the mat holding his throat, but Red picked up Crunch and nailed a fist to his face before bouncing off the ropes, but got caught with a Pop-Up Powerbomb by Crunch! Crunch coughed a bit before glaring down at Red before he began stomping the hell out of him, anger in his eyes before he dragged him up, and planted him with the Cortex Curse! Crunch covers Red! 1...2...Red kicks out! Crunch growled before picking up Red, and whipping him into a corner, then ran and nailed a Corner Clothesline on him! Red stumbled out of the corner, and then got lifted up onto Crunch's shoulder for a Powerslam...but Red slipped out and landed behind Crunch, and threw him face-first into the turnbuckle! Crunch was dazed...but got thrown into again...and again...and AGAIN! Crunch was out of it, but got hooked up from behind by Red...AND NAILED WITH THE RED SPIN WITH EXTRA OOMPH TO IT!

"RED SPIN! Red hits it with an added ferocity to it! He has been dominating this match, and man, is he doing it with a ferocity we've rarely seen form him before!" Church exclaimed.

"And he's doing this just to CRUNCH of all people?! Imagine if this damn dirty Blue was doing it to Blue Oak HIMSELF?! I think he's lost it!" Sarge said.

Red covered Crunch! 1...2...Crunch kicks out, but IMMEDIATELY got an elbow to the jaw after that! Red stood up, a dark glare about him as he picked up Crunch, and then nailed a knee to the skull, bounced off the ropes, and then Booted his skull off with intensity! Crunch fell down to the ground and Red went with a Knee Drop to the skull! Red wasn't done yet as he picked up Crunch...but Crunch shoved Red in the face, pushing him away as he tried to regroup! Red stood in his spot, as he processed getting piefaced like that...and in the mood he was in, it didn't sit well with him. Red slowly turned to Crunch, who finally managed to stand up...AND GAVE HIM ANOTHER SUPERKICK, DAMN NEAR TAKING HIS HEAD OFF! Crunch fell backwards into the corner, and Red was all over him now with fists to the skull, trying to break his head open! The ref tried to pull him away as Crunch was at the ropes, but Red wasn't letting up! The ref counted for Red to let go...1...2...3...4...5! The ref called for the bell as Red continued to pound away!

"Wait, WHAT?! Did what just happened REALLY did?!" Church questioned.

"What happened, dirtbag?! What's with the BELL?!" Sarge asked.

"I...I think Red just got DISQUALIFIED! He wasn't letting up, and the ref had to call for the bell at five! But Red doesn't seem to give a DAMN! He's STILL pounding away on Crunch!" Church exclaimed.

Red indeed was still raining down fists on Crunch's skull, the bandicoot seeming to be nearly out of it before standing up and stomping away at the bandicoot even more! After several moments of this, he picked up Crunch, ran and THREW CRUNCH THROUGH THE TURNBUCKLE AND SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST! The impact was so hard that Crunch fell through the turnbuckle and ropes and down to the outside! Red was on him in an instant as he exited the ring, picked up Crunch, and slammed him into the barricade hard! Red returned to raining fists on the skull! Crunch could not even defend himself at this point as after twenty straight fists, Red picked him up, grabbed him him by the head...AND SENT HIM CRASHING FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST!

"RED IS JUST DESTROYING CRUNCH BANDICOOT! RED HAS SNAPPED AND IS TAKING IT OUT ON CRUNCH! I KNEW HE WAS IN A NEW WAY OF MIND, BUT THIS...?!" Church questioned.

"I TOLD YOU HE LOST IT! I TOLD YOU! YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME, BUT I WAS RIGHT! THIS MADMAN NEEDS TO BE CAGED LIKE AN ANIMAL! ANIMAL!" Sarge exclaimed.

The crowd was in a mixed reaction, some of them loving Red's aggression and the beatdown he was giving Crunch as they didn't like him, others were still on Blue's side and felt that Crunch didn't do anything to deserve this. The ref tried to stop Red and tell him he was enough, but Red didn't care and shoved him away as he passed Crunch and over to the steel steps. He picked up the upper set as Crunch SLOWLY pushed himself up...his face now BLEEDING from the steel post shot...and Red had lifted up the steps with a scowl...Crunch got to his feet...

...

...AND RED THREW THE STEPS RIGHT INTO CRUNCH'S FACE!

"AND CRUNCH EATS STEEL STEPS, COURTESY OF THE POKEMON MASTER! THIS IS PURE DESTRUCTION OF CRUNCH, AND I DON'T THINK RED'S DONE YET!" Church shouted.

"THIS POKEMON MASTER HAS GONE RABID! SOMEONE GET MY SHOTGUN! I NEED TO PUT HIM DOWN! I NEED TO SAVE US ALL!" Sarge shouted nonsensically.

Red just continued to scowl as he stepped over Crunch's body, and stepped over to the announce table, and tore off the covering! He then pulled out a television monitor from the table, and looked over at Crunch, who was stumbling to his feet with a crimson mask on his face. The ref tried to get in front of Red, trying to pull him away...BUT RED SLAMMED THE MONITOR INTO CRUNCH'S SKULL! Crunch fell down, now out cold as his blood stained the monitor, but Red wasn't done as he slammed the monitor down on Crunch OVER...AND OVER...AND OVER AGAIN, UNRELENTING!

"RED IS DISMANTLING CRUNCH! AND HE'S NOT STOPPING! WE MAY NEED SOME HELP DOWN HERE! NOW! CRUNCH DOESN'T DESERVE THIS!" Church exclaimed.

Red continued to beat down on Crunch with the monitor until REFS FINALLY CAME RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP! They ran around the ringside and came in between Red just as he was about to bring down the monitor again, pushing him away from Crunch! Red glared at the refs as they told him back off and that that was enough! The Face of UCA held the monitor as the refs warned him that if he continued, things won't end well for him...the tension was palpable...

...

...

...until Red dropped the monitor onto the ground, and just walked around the refs and the bloodied Crunch and around the ringside. The refs then checked on Crunch and called for some help...but Red looked at a camera near him...and said...

"I hope you were watching, Blue...REAL closely... THAT...is but a taste of what I'm gonna do to you... I may be as bad as you...but I'm gonna end this with every fiber of my being..."

Red then made his way to the ramp as the announcers were silent for a bit...

"...Well...the refs managed to get Red to back off...but message SENT to BLUE OAK... That's what this was in an end, a message... Red showed us the mindset he's got for Hell in a Cell...and it's a scary one if this is any indication." Church stated.

"I never thought Red of all people was capable of THIS... If he brings THIS into Hell in a Cell, then I don't know what the hell's he going to do. This damn dirtbag can actually be evil if he wants to be...snickerdoodles..." Sarge said.

Medics had come down the ramp and were now checking on Crunch as Red backed up the ramp, watching this go down with a stoic look...

...

...

...

...AND BLUE BLASTED RED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR FROM BEHIND!

"SON OF A...! BLUE?! WHERE THE F*CK DID HE COME FROM?!" Church shouted.

"I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE JUST CLOCKED RED WITH STEEL FROM BEHIND! HE SAW THE MESSAGE, AND I THINK HE HAS ONE OF HIS OWN!" Sarge shouted.

Red fell down face-first on the ramp, holding the back of his head, and Blue proceeded to slam the chair down on Red repeatedly, pure hatred in every shot! After six shots, Blue stopped and glare down at the Pokemon Master...before turning to the ring...mostly certain steel steps...and Blue made his way down the ramp to the ring. He went over to the steps...and took RED'S HAT off of them before going back up the ramp to the downed Red. He placed the chair against his leg as he dug through his pocket...

...

...and pulled out a LIGHTER! He glared down at Red as held hat and lighter in his hands and spoke...

"I don't care what kind of message you send to me...or how terrible you admit to being... Because at Final Clash, I SWEAR, when we are locked inside the Cell...you will BURN IN HELL BY MY HAND for everything you've done to me..."

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...Blue then ignited the lighter and LIT RED'S TREASURED HAT ON FIRE! Blue then dropped the burning hat in front of Red, who saw his famous hat on fire in front of him...and he scowled as he tried to get up...

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...AND THE CHAIR WAS SLAMMED ON THE BACK OF HIS SKULL ONCE MORE!

"...And there's NOTHING you can do about it."

With those final words spoken, Blue threw the chair down and left up the ramp and up to the back, leaving Red lying down in front of his burning hat, a clear symbol of what Blue intended to do at Final Clash.

"...The FWA Talker of the Year...just let ACTIONS speak louder than words...and symbolism speak his intentions. Blue wants Red to burn in hell...and he wants to do that at any case." Church said.

"Hell in a Cell...it will be a war unlike any other if this whole thing is any indication. It shall be a war that would make Reds cry in happiness...at the gore and bloodshed...I'm so proud." Sarge sniffled.

"Red vs Blue...Final Clash...Hell in a Cell...the End of an Era. It will be something to remember, for better or worse..." Church said solemnly.

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UCA Rewind: Final Clash 1990

The First-Ever Main Event

"The first-ever Final Clash is something I will always remember. It wasn't the best Final Clash or the biggest, or the most attended, or whatever..." Force noted. "But it was pretty special to me as it really meant to me that my dream was fully realized. My ow company...and the big show I envisioned coming to reality. I was giddy like a little kid the whole time the event was going on, haha...and the event was pretty good in and of itself. But of course...every show...NEEDS a main event..."

Bugs Bunny entered hopped over the ropes and into the ring with his usual calm, even look on his face as he looked out to the crowd and climbed up a corner. He pulled out a carrot and munched on it as he looked out to the crowd, smooth as he said "Eeeeehhh...time for me to win a World Title, docs." and the crowd cheered loudly.

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Daffy Duck walked out onto the stage, boos coming from the crowd, even some sections going silent with crickets chirping because that's what you do with Daffy. Daffy just sneered at all of them and looked at Bugs, and shouted at him "Alright rabbit...UCA is MY turf, not yours! And you're not taking it from me!" Bugs just looked at Daffy, then at the camera and said "Protective much, ain't he?"

"Here's the match you've all been waiting for! The main event of Final Clash! An old rivalry rekindled as Bugs challenges Daffy for the UCA World Heavyweight Championship!" Mickey announced.

"Daffy's the first World Champ for a reason! Bugs may have beaten him before, but this is Daffy's time now! Bugs will NOT ruin that!" Pete stated.

"I was so grateful to have Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck in UCA at the start. To this day, I am still close friends with the both of them, and they helped so much with building UCA. They were our two biggest names at the time, so it made sense to put them in the main event of the first edition of our big show." Force said.

"Daffy was the first-ever World Champion of UCA...Bugs was the first-ever Royal Rumble winner for UCA...that was the set-up for the reigniting of their rivalry in the main event." Sonic said. "I was there in UCA when it happened...and despite the years, they still wrestled like they always could."

Bugs ducked a clothesline from Daffy, then leaped over the duck as he bounced back off the ropes...then caught him with an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Daffy held his backside and then got SPEARED!

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Daffy and Bugs fought on top of the turnbuckle, trading fists to the gain the advantage, but then Daffy nailed a headbutt, dazing Bugs, then grabbed onto him...AND NAILED A SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP!

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Bugs stumbled around as Daffy scowled and ran at Bugs...and got a KARATE KICK! Daffy was down as Bugs quickly went to the corner and climbed to the top, stood on the turnbuckle...and NAILED A DIVING ELBOW DROP!

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Bugs whipped Daffy into the corner, then ran at him, but Daffy moved out of the way and Bugs crashed into the corner, stumbled backwards, and went RIGHT into a HANGMAN'S NECKBREAKER!

"It wasn't the flashiest encounter ever, but it was loads of fun!" Force chuckled. "Considering my mood that night, I was having so much fun like a little kid! Daffy and Bugs really went out there and showed they still had it! They threw everything they had at each other! Even their best moves weren't enough..."

Daffy picked up Bugs and grabbed him, then tried to lift him up for a Suplex. But Bugs wrapped a leg around Daffy's to keep him from getting lifted up! Daffy tried again, but Bugs wasn't budging. Daffy tried again...BUT GOT LIFTED UP AND PLANTED WITH A BUNNY BLAST!

"BUNNY BLAST! BUNNY BLAST CONNECTS! NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!" Mickey exclaimed.

Bugs hooks the leg!

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2...

Daffy kicks out!

"OH YEAH! DAFFY KICKED OUT OF YOUR BEST MOVE, RABBIT! WHAT ARE YA GOING DO NOW?! YOUR TIME'S UP!" Pete exclaimed.

Bugs sat on the mat, looking a bit surprised by the kick out before looking at the crowd "Huh...Daffy's tougher than usual, lately...that's a shocker."

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Bugs and Daffy slowly got to their feet, Bugs leaning against a corner, and Daffy ran at him, but Bugs got a foot up to the jaw! Daffy backed up, Bugs got on the second turnbuckle...and Daffy avoided the Diving Crossbody! Bugs stumbled up to his feet in pain...AND GOT THE DUCK AMUCK (Standing Spinebuster)!

"DUCK AMUCK! DAFFY FOUND HIS MOMENT, AND HE PLANTED BUGS! THE COVER!" Mickey exclaimed.

Daffy covers Bugs!

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2...

Bugs kick out!

"WHAT?! OH COME ON! WHY DOESN'T THE DAMN RABBIT JUST STAY DOWN?! DAMMIT!" Pete exclaimed.

Daffy wasn't angry, but rather he just had a plain frown on his face, then looked down at Bugs and said "...You're desthicable..."

"Daffy even went to his old well of dirty little tricks, it wouldn't be Daffy if he didn't." Link noted. "It almost got him the win too, VERY close there."

Bugs nailed a few forearms to the face of Daffy before looking to Irish Whip him, but Daffy reversed and Irish Whipped him instead...and Bugs was nearly sent RIGHT into the REF! The ref covered himself as Bugs stopped himself just in time...

...BUT GOT KICKED BELOW THE BELT FROM BEHIND, THE REF SEEING NOTHING! Bugs held his jewels in pain, but ROLLED UP IN A SCHOOL BOY!

"OH DANGIT, DAFFY WITH THE LOW BLOW! HE CHEATED! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!" Mickey shouted.

1...

2...

BUGS KICKS OUT AT 2.9999!

The crowd exploded loudly as Daffy was LIVID and couldn't believe it as he argued with the ref!

"It was such a great and fun match, and Bugs and Daffy really gave the fans their money's worth for giving the big show a chance. They showed why I had them at the top of UCA and why they're statuses were deserved. But as with every match, only ONE could walk out with the title...and I think you know who it is...even if someone doesn't like it." Force chuckled.

Daffy grabbed the World Title from ringside as Bugs was getting to his feet, just as the ref was starting to recover from the bump earlier, so he knew he had to make it quick as he readied the title in his hands!

"Oh OF COURSE Daffy tries to cheat even more! He can't beat Bugs by himself, so he's going to try and steal it!" Mickey exclaimed.

"Hey, it ain't cheating, if you don't get caught! Learn that already!" Pete said.

Bugs stumbled up to his feet and turned around...Daffy swung with the belt...

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...Bugs DUCKED! Daffy stumbled about before turning around to try again AND GOT THE BELT KARATE KICKED IN HIS FACE! Daffy dropped the belt, stumbled into the ropes and back to Bugs...

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...WHO THEN GRABBED AND PLANTED HIM WITH THE BUNNY BLAST!

"BUNNY BLAST! SECOND ONE OF THE MATCH! DAFFY'S DASTARDLY DEEDS FINALLY BACKFIRED!" Mickey shouted.

"NO! THIS CAN'T BE! WE CAN'T THAT RABBIT WINNING HERE TOO! REF, DON'T COUNT!" Pete begged.

Bugs hooks the leg tightly, and the ref finally recovered and made the count!

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3!

THE CROWD EXPLODED AS BUGS GRINNED AND ROLLED OFF OF DAFFY!

"NEW WORLD CHAMP! NEW WORLD CHAMP! BUGS HAS DONE IT AGAIN! BUGS HAS REACHED THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN IN UCA! BUGS HAS WON THE MAIN EVENT!" Mickey shouted.

"Here is your winner...and NEEEEEEWWWW UCA World Heavyweight Champion...BUUUUGGGSSS BUUNNNNYYYYY!"

"Bugs won the match and main event, becoming World Champion and cementing himself as the Face of UCA for years to come. But regardless of victory, those two and that match really helped put some starting eyes on the companny. It helped us get a good jog going before we finally managed to gain some ground. And finally, they helped really make Final Clash a special event for UCA, and for that I will always be grateful to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck." Force noted.

The final shot is of Bugs Bunny raising his new UCA World Title in the air with one hand, while munching on a carrot with the other hand, the crowd cheering and chanting "U-C-A! U-C-A!"

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A/N: As usual, this takes me forever to finish. Sorry for the long wait AGAIN, but life, distractions, and other interests take up my time. Not only that, but the Reigns debacle with WWE really killed a lot of my wrestling interest for awhile, and WWE has been terribly boring as of lately save for a few bright spots. But luckily, I willed myself to finish this for all of you, and here it is! And plenty of developments in this chapter, as well as a nice Rewind! Final Clash is cooking, ain't it? Hopefully, it'll live up to all of the expectations!

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