Homer

"WHAT!!!" It had been a month after I had become a millionaire and now I heard something that scared me…

"Who could have stolen that much money?" Someone had robbed my entire bank of it's money, I was penniless till the bank got some more money. At least Otto, Willie and Moe all got to take advantage of the money I had given them by now but I didn't get to spend any of it…

"I don't know who stole all your money, I don't know who stole all the money in this bank…. It must have been a gang of criminal master minds," Hmmm criminal master minds, sounds tasty.

"Do I get my money back?"

"I doubt we will be able to attain so many millions in quick time frame, it will take years… they also pretty much destroyed the bank…"

"Who does that?" I groan slightly before putting my phone down, I don't want to tell the kids and Marge that we got no money for at least a couple of months after they fixed the bank up. I am going to have to work again? I was once a workaholic and now I had to live that life once again.

"Homer…everything okay sweetie?" Marge walks in the room and embraces me, I can't tell her about the robbery and our current financial status.

"You know how we didn't change houses because we didn't want to look really rich…." I start attempting to charm my way through this one.

"We got no money?" I didn't even get to explain it too her… I guess I am bad at acting sweet.

"Well technically we do, but the bank was robbed and the lady man thing told me they have to repair the bank first which could take months,"

"… Springfield First Bank was robbed? Well that's the last time I'm paying attention to the T.V ads telling us our money is safe," Marge is talking about T.V…. he-he-he-he-he

"Look on the bright side," Wait I don't have anything to add to that….. She knows that and completely ignores what I said. That bank was the only bank in town… they destroyed all the other banks due to the fact Mr Burn's was getting annoyed with having too many accounts. He was so rich he brought ever other bank and turned them into Burn's Stationery shop, which was a strong franchise despite there being 3 of them in Springfield. Everyone knew Mr Burn's had two accounts though, one with Springfield First Bank and one in New York… How could he be so rich he was able to purchase 3 banks?

"Look Honey relax, I could get a job… didn't you want to start up a restaurant?"

"Yea Homer but where am I going to get the money from now?"

"Oh right…. Well that's your fault; you should have brought a restaurant 2 weeks ago,"

"Don't blame me Mr; I wasn't the one that put all of the money into the bank… why didn't you leave any of it in the house?" I wanted to have a smart and witty remark to this but I couldn't think of anything.

"Let's not play the blame game; I can still get a job…"

"I don't think so… that was the only bank in Springfield… I don't think anyone has any money left…. At least not for a while…. Stupid bank should have had better security,"

"Yeah honey, Blame the bank. Oh yeah I nearly forgot, Maggie has that sword of vulgar supremacy thing that is suppose to be super power and the white knight is probably going to try to get it by killing her…" Marge has had a rough day, she goes into the cupboards to get a bottle of wine which has been sitting there since Christmas. She rarely drinks but when you find out you're broke and your daughter is going to be killed by a manic, I think that's the perfect time to drink away all of life's problems.

Sideshow Bob

"Haw-haw I never seen such money before," Nelson sits back and stares at the millions we were able to escape with. We had first destroyed the prison in order to get back some of our follow comrades, the white knight even without his sword is very powerful. Having the brains of an evil genius like Martin is also a good thing and he helped execute the next part of our plan perfectly.

We were able to rid Springfield of its money while increasing our wealth dramatically. An army of robots we exactly what we need, we had 15 robots that were 7ft tall and could suck in all the money that the Springfield bank had. The main members of my gang relaxed in our mansion, a mansion in Shelbyville that was abandoned to the fact it was presumed haunted. The main members were me, the white knight and Principal Skinner. Nelson, Jimbo, Snake and Martin were also in the room drinking alcoholic beverages.

"I feel good that I was able to get revenge on Bart Simpson even though he didn't know it but it's not over yet," Bart may not realise yet but I had caused him mental harm over the past few months. Jessica and Mr Lovejoy were both attacked by Nelson, Jimbo and Skinner who I had paid but now that we are in a gang I don't really need to offer any more money. They decided to join as soon as they found out how fun it was too be evil.

Krusty the clown had been killed and the slow cops still don't know the perpetrator. I had done that one personally and it wasn't just to get revenge on Bart, that clown and me had a fall out. Over the years he had been my other enemy who I planned on getting revenge on one day.

Now we were sitting in a mansion with 15 robots that held all of Springfield's cash, the town would soon be filled with chaos and riots. It would be filled with flames, death and destruction. Dying time is here!!!

"All that is left for me to get the sword back, it rightfully belongs to me," The white knight had seemed to like the 21st century life much more than his old 14th Century life. He especially like the alcohol since it was a lot stronger than before, obviously causing a lot more damage to your brain. No one cares about your brain, just drink up!!!

"The sword of vulgar supremacy is extremely power; the damage that can be caused with it is unparalleled." I say adding in 21st Century slang as all the young kids do these days with their popular music.

"It's just a sword right?" Nelson's futility is unmatched at times although Bart sometimes stands as an unintelligent opponent.

"The sword if used right can be a dangerous weapon, erasing you completely, there is no heaven or hell for you if your soul is slashed by that sword," The white knight makes it seem like it's the most valuable item he has ever possessed and it probably is.

"Maximus Dominay," The white knight suddenly says and his body is covered in blue electricity. It looks kind of painful, electricity usually hurts.

"If I had my sword when I entered my ultimate form then I would have been able to summon my precious dominay,"

"Dominay?"

"My 14ft 3 headed fire breathing dog," Now I'm convinced we need to try our hardest to get that sword out of the hands of Maggie Simpson, even if it means killing her in the process.

A/N: I feel a shortage of ideas relating this story right now…. I been working on another serious fic, a South Park fanfic "No Escape". Despite a crap title it's probably worth a read if you like this fic.