Omake-A Hard Day's Work

So here's that Omake I was talking about. It concerns the two Guardians from the realm Impa was in who are rapidly becoming my babies xD

Yeah. I know it's a bit...weird. But me and Pablojcd are thinking of making a multi-chaptered story concerning these two beautiful lads. :3

Update: WE DID. WE DID COME UP WITH A STORY IDEA. BE PREPARED.

So anyway I hope you enjoyed the random break from our usual program. :)

Also, Mace/Club Guardians, same difference. Like the Air/Sky Watchers and the Ground/Earth Watchers. But I'll try to remember to call them Mace/Scythe Guardians. Air and Earth Watchers. Just to please those who are sensitive to the minor things.

I don't own LoZ, as usual.

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"Aw, c'mon, Hei-chan, I said I was sorry!"

A soft snort.

"You know I didn't mean it!"

The red-gold eyes continued to gaze at the wall grumpily.

"What if you stabbed my face, would it make you feel better?"

The eighteen-year-old ignored the other boy his age, arms crossed over his chest tightly.

Heisei was three inches taller than his companion Tanoshii. His light silver hair was short with a few stray hairs hanging in his handsome face.

Heisei's mace rested against the wall along with the long, intricate robe and cracked mask of a Mace Guardian; the black tank top and silver jeans that were usually hidden beneath the robe were exposed, but Hei felt more comfortable in them than the robe.

After the recent trial, Heisei had been sent to the Great Fairy's infirmary within the castle that resided in the realm of Aionas to have the gash on his face checked out; the cut, accidentally created by one of Tanoshii's scythes, spanned the middle of the left side of Heisei's forehead, crossing over the bridge of his nose, and ended near the bottom of his right jaw.

Of course, the cut would eventually heal as did all Guardian's wounds no matter how severe since they were immortal and ageless beings, but the bandages covering his face were irritating and he could practically feel the gash already beginning to scab.

Tanoshii's scythes rested close to Hei's weapon, along with his own mask and short cloak, revealing clothes identical to the ones Hei wore though a bit more loose and comfortable, and a Dusk Relic hung on a thin string around his neck; the necklace appeared to counter the Amber Relic that Hei wore so that if both Relics were put together, they would create a Yin-Yang symbol.

The Scythe Guardian's snow-white hair was a bit longer than Hei's and spikier. His gold eyes were young like his face, despite the Guardian being a few hundred years older than Hei, and as childish as a Watcher.

"You know I didn't mean it, Hei," Tano pouted babyishly as Hei continued to look pointedly away from him. "She dodged! How was I supposed ta know she'd do that?"

A huff was the only answer.

"Heeeiiiii, pay attention to me!" Tano stretched his body across Hei's lap, begging for attention as he stared at the Mace Guardian pathetically.

Hei continued ignoring him, looking toward the closed door of the infirmary so he wouldn't accidentally catch Tano's eye; he knew his resolve would weaken if he looked into those sad eyes of melted gold.

Tano pouted at the blatant disregard for his existence (if he could call it that) before a devious thought entered his mind, a sly grin crossing his features as his eyes glinted.

He sat up, shifting so that he was straddling Hei and rested his forehead against the Mace Guardian's shoulder as he draped his lithe arms around the other's neck, making a pathetic noise at the back of his throat.

Hei tensed a bit at the contact, highly aware of the danger they were in if they were caught as anyone could come through the door at any moment.

"Get off, Tano. What if the Great Fairy returns and sees you?"

"Ha, got you to talk to me," Tano muttered smugly with an obvious smile on his face, making no intention of moving any time soon.

"Tano!"

Tano just made a whine, placing his lips against the side of Hei's neck as he innocently brushed the tips of his fingers along the back of the other Guardian's neck just below his hairline, causing Hei to shiver a bit at the touch and glare at him.

"Tano!"

"What...?" Tano sat back, his face blank in an infuriating way that said that he knew about Hei's sensitive spot, but was going to act innocent because he knew it irritated the Mace Guardian.

Hei gave a sigh of defeat, briefly rolling his eyes, and Tano took that as an invitation to rest his forehead against Hei's.

Hei wondered who was more devious: Tano or the child-like Watchers.

Just as the Scythe Guardian leaned closer to close the gap between them, there was a knock at the door and Hylia entered seconds later.

"Hello, Hei-kun, I was just—"

The goddess stopped, noticing Tano sitting in a seat beside the bed Hei rested in, both Guardians' hands resting in their laps, identical blushes crossing their faces.

"Oh, hello, Tano-chan."

Tano flinched a bit and sheepishly looked at Hylia. "Oh….h-hello, Mistress Hylia."

Hylia gave a nod to the Guardian before turning to Hei.

"I came to see how you were doing."

"I'm doing fine, Miss Hylia," Hei scratched the side of his cheek as he avoided the goddess's gaze. "The cut doesn't bother me at all."

"Ah, that is good." Hylia frowned slightly, tilting her head a fraction when she noticed the red across the Guardians' faces. "Is it hot in here?"

Both Guardians sputtered and began denying that it was hot.

Hylia gave a bemused smile at the reaction and chuckled softly, waving her hands to calm the two Guardians down as the feathers on her wings ruffled slightly.

"All right, all right. Anyway, Hei, you get better soon, all right?"

Hei nodded.

"Tano, stay out of trouble and make sure you watch Kai. I think he's planning a prank on Din soon and you know she dislikes when the Watchers pick on her."

Tano rapidly nodded, a nervous expression on his face.

"Goodbye, you two," the goddess waved to the two Guardians, who returned the gesture quickly, and departed from the room, shutting the door behind her.

Once they were certain Hylia was gone, Hei and Tano sighed in relief and glanced at each other before grinning; keeping their relationship a secret was sometimes hard, but it was a hell of a lot of fun to test the limits.

I guess I'll go ahead and explain the realm Aionas. It's actually where Hylia resides with Din, Naryu, and Farore. The castle and the town below it look a lot like Castle Town in Hyrule, however the entire realm is bathed much like a Silent Realm. The only real citizens of the town are Guardians and Watchers, however the First Hero Link and Ghirahim visit every so often; yes Ghira is there. You could also consider Aionas an afterlife of sorts for certain beings, though you can't really tell.

And as you could probably tell, between the Silent Realm and Aionas, the Guardians and Watchers change to a more human-like form in Aionas.

But anyway, yeah. This was random but I am growing to enjoy Hei and Tano xD

And as you can tell...ehh...Guardians are supposed to technically have relationships; yes there are female Guardians, however since they are ageless and immortal, they do not reproduce even if they do find a 'mate'. They have no need to technically.

Anyway, uh, I will not answer review responses here, I'll do that in the next real chapter (so I probably also won't answer the reviews to here but I will acknowledge them xD)

But can I go ahead and say I sorta own the realm Aionas, Hei, Tano, and Kai? So don't use them without asking me first...?

Please remember to Read and Review. :3