"Welcome back. I am Algol, the current spokesperson and for today, your news reporter." Algol pushed the helicopter's door opened and the cameraman pointed his camera down. "As you can see, Soul Land is closed to due to rampaging lizards that are intent on devouring you. Yes, they will even eat your clothes. Except for spiky stuff…" Algol chuckled as he thought about the lizards that ran away from Angol Fear's spike boobs.

Snapping out of his thoughts, he continued with the news. "Anyway, the two teams are furiously chasing after the lizards to retrieve Ashlotte's body parts and they are running into lots of trouble. We shall connect the camera's networks that are already in place and you viewers can see what's happening to them. As for the guests who were invited to the wedding, most of them have been safely transported out of there by Darth's Vader spaceship. For those who have been eaten, let us have a moment of silence for them."

Algol closed his eyes. But before someone could even count to three, he quickly resumed the news. "Anyway, due to a series of unfortunate events, we're being sued by Kratos's company since Aeon ate him. We're also low on funds so please bear with us as we may run in difficulties. We've also received news that Siegfried and Talim had turned to the dark side and things are getting ugly. This is Algol, the Hero King bringing you Soul Calibur news live here at Soul Land. You may now see what the cast has been going through."

"Thou ate my arm! Spit it out at once! At once I say!" Yoshimitsu continued chasing after the lizard that currently had his wooden arm in its mouth. Yoshimitsu, Ivy, Maxi and Setsuka were currently at the Battle of the Strait stage (Mitsurugi's stage in SCIII). As they leaped from boat to boat to try and get Yoshimitsu's arm back, one of the lizard hissed gleefully and stuck his tongue out at them as the boat rides continued moving.

"What kind of ride is this?!" shouted Maxi as flaming arrows whizzed by his head.

Ivy slipped on some water and her back hit the bulwark. Bracing herself, she said, "We're supposed to be in those mini boats but the lizards are hoping all over the stage decorations!"

"These are some realist stage decorations," Setsuka commented as she elegantly leaped onto the boat and joined them. With a sigh, she said, "Do you think it was a good idea to split up like this? I know that means we'll cover more ground but still…"

Yoshimitsu landed beside them as he used his sword as a helicopter. "We can't allow Zasalamel to obtaineth Ashlotte's body parts. Tis a risky decision but we must split up."

"Where's your arm?" asked Maxi.

Yoshimitsu pointed to the red waters. The lizards had formed some kind of a swimming circle of defense and they laughed as they circled the main lizard who had Yoshimitsu's wooden arm and Ashlotte's leg. For some reason, they were swimming in formation and they were actually doing synchronized swimming.

"Those lizards are girlying up my stage." Mitsurugi landed on the large boat next to them and he twirled his katana in his hands. He glared at them and said, "That leg is ours."

"Hey hey hey! Wait up for us!" Cervantes hollered as he, a tied up Voldo, and Taki sailed towards them in a mini boat ride. "What are you people doing, standing on those boat decorations?" asked the pirate as they came near.

Mitsurugi grunted, "I can't fight if I'm jammed in a baby boat like that." With that, he threw off his shirt and doved into the waters while he bit on his sword.

Setsuka shouted, "I will not be outclassed!" She wasn't really set on her vengeance anymore but she was determined to honor her master's memories by being being better than Mitsurugi. Determination blazed in her eyes and she said, "Master! Today is the day I show him the swimming skills you've taught me besides my fighting skills!" She immediately jumped into the waters and chased after him as he headed for the lizards.

Maxi began to bite his nails as the lizards headed for the two like sharks that just sensed blood. "I don't know if I should call them stupid or just really brave."

"Let's go after them!" Ivy used her whip to lash onto Cervantes's mini boat and with a groan, she began pulling it towards them. "Guys! Give me a hand!"

Yoshimitsu only had one hand to help but he grabbed onto her whip and helped her pull. Maxi joined in and the three used all of their muscles to pull the boat towards them.

"Cervantes! Do something!" Taki shouted as she paddled backwards at ninja speed.

The tug of war continued back and forth as the two groups fought for the miniboat until the dreaded pirate had enough. In his wheelchair, Cervantes drew out his swords. "Take this!"

Before Cervantes could fire his pistol sword, Yoshimitsu's wooden arm came flying out of nowhere and it clonked him on the head and knocked his sword into the waters. Yoshimitsu grabbed his wooden arm as it bounced over to him and he shouted to Setsuka, "Thank thee for retrieving my wooden arm. I shall cometh over there and aid thee soon!"

Setsuka gave a curt nod before returning her attention to the swarming lizards. When Yoshimitsu snapped his wooden arm back on, he leaped into the air and hovered above Voldo and Cervantes by spinning his sword around like a helicopter. "Evil-doer, you will fall!"

Cervantes snapped, "We're trying to get Ashlotte' damn leg back as well you know!"

"You're still evil-doers and you will fall!" And he landed on the pirate and the boat rocked back and forth.

"We're coming!" Ivy and Maxi leaped into the boat as they pulled it near to them and now, everyone was fighting each other as they were crammed into the mini boat.

At this moment, Voldo broke out of the ropes and Taki shouted, "Everyone watch out! He's not mentally stable!"

"When was he ever mentally stable?" Maxi asked. For that rude question, Voldo swiped at his head with his katar and a lock of black hair drifted down to the waters. Everyone stopped moving for a second as Maxi's jaw dropped open with shock and his hair slowly drifted away from him.

"My… hair." His eyes burned with rage and he shouted, "You will feel the sting!"

As Maxi fought Voldo, Ivy shrieked in pain when Cervantes's heavy wheelchair rolled over her foot. "You cur!"

Cervantes grinned and rolled it back and said, "Didn't you read the tag?" He pointed to the sticker inside the boat. "It said priority seating for seniors, pregnant women and disabled people and I fit into two of those categories."

Ivy smiled wickedly. "Is that so? Well…" She stabbed her sword down at him. "You also fit into the immortal category so it won't matter if you drown!" But she missed when Cervantes rolled back and her sword punctured a hole into the boat.

"What have you done?!" screamed Cervantes as he used his hat to scoop the water and throw it over the side. "We're all going to drown now! Augh!" Just then, a lizard swam up to the boat and it grabbed the pirate and dragged him overboard.

Taki dispatched one of the lizard and said, "Perhaps now's the time to work together to avoid being eaten. Augh!" Her back hit the wheelchair and she shrugged. "Since Cervantes has fallen, let's get rid of his wheelchair for more room."

Mitsurugi was swimming around and trying to chase after the lizard that had Ashlotte's leg when all of a sudden, a wheelchair flew towards him out of nowhere. "What the hell is wrong with you people these days?!" Those were his last words before the chair hit him and he sunk like a rock.

"What in the world is wrong with you Talim?" Kilik asked in concern as the priestess sat on top of the destroyed watch tower of the Xiwei Siege Ruins stage (Mitsurugi and Xianghua's stage in SCII).

Dangling her legs over the edge, Talim nibbled on some pink cotton candy and looked down at the people. Lizards were flying around the place and she was currently guarding Ashlotte's left leg. With a sigh, she said, "Please stop bothering me. If you leave right now, I shall be merciful and spare you."

Raphael and Zasalamel couldn't help but burst out laughing. The two men were clapping each other on the back despite the fact that they hated each other and both were obviously not taking Talim's words seriously.

Tira was in gloomy mood and she hissed, "I liked it better when you were a goodie goodie two shoes. Listen here wench, give me the leg or you'll-"

Talim snapped her fingers and trash, garbage, dirt, and other stuff flew into Tira's face. Taking another bite of cotton candy, Talim smiled sweetly. "I'm sorry, did you say something Tira?"

"Kilik, this is really bad." Xianghua turned to her boyfriend and gestured to their surroundings. "My stage is chock full of broken stuff since the place was destroyed by the Chinese emperor. Imagine the havoc Talim could wreck if she use the wind here."

Beside him, Amy spoke up. "Why don't we head inside the castle then?"

"The gate's locked." Zasalamel jerked his head towards the castle in the background.

Above them, Talim giggled. "Not only that, it's just a cardboard cut-out."

The group turned around as the wind priestess used the wind to knock down the cardboard cut-out of the castle that was behind the gates. With a stone-faced look, Zasalamel said to Raphael, "That was a cardboard cut-out?"

Raphael shrugged and said with some annoyance, "I didn't know what I was supposed to do with this stage in the first place. It's like a junkyard. So I didn't want to waste money on building a Chinese castle in the background. This is more like a tourist attraction spot than an amusement ride."

Zasalamel looked at the random tumbleweed that rolled past them as well as the trash that was tangled in it. "You could do some cleaning up around here before you call it a tourist attraction."

Tira wiped at the dirt on her clothes and gave Raphael a dirty look. "Thanks to you, that priestess is able to use the trash around here as a deadly weapon."

Nearby, Zwei was filming since he was given the task by the Hero King. Apparently, he had to prove himself by doing something for the community and filming this was supposed to prove his loyalty and sincerity. With a wry frown, he kicked away a pop can. "This place is a dump." His puppy, Ein, agreed with him as it played with the can.

Talim looked up as her pet bird landed on her shoulder. "Alun?" The falcon rustled its feather and Talim began talking to it.

Amy noticed and she nudged the group. "Here's our chance. If we hurry, we can scale the building before she notice."

"What about those flying lizards?" asked Xianghua.

Amy looked up and then she looked at the trash around them. "I have a plan."

One of the lizards growled when it saw Zasalamel, Kilik and Raphael furiously running towards the tower. With a hiss, it and its other lizard friends soared towards them but then pop cans hit them in the face as Amy, Tira and Xianghua started chucking the garbage at them. "Let the trash war… begin!" shouted Xianghua.

"Not so fast." Talim kicked her leg back and forth cheerfully before saying, "Oh winddddddd…"

"Augh!" Raphael, Zasalamel and Kilik braced themselves as a whirlwind of trash hit their faces and the stuff clung to their clothes. It felt like they were fighting their way through a storm (of trash) and their knees buckled.

"I always knew that she had potential." Zasalamel spat out some dirt and stuck his scythe in the ground to keep his place.

"Ooof!" Raphael swiped at the plastic bag that engulfed his head. "Get this thing off me!"

"I'll show you the way of the Ling-Sheng Su!" Kilik deftly twirled his staff and batted away all the garbage with his skills.

Talim smiled innocently. "Alunnnnn…" Her falcon screeched and it swooped down to attack Kilik. The monk cried out at the sharp talons and he backpedaled away.

Zasalamel looked over at Raphael while covering his face and he thought to himself, "Wait a minute… I can teleport!"

Raphael swore when the scythe wielder teleported over to the bottom of the tower and began climbing it. "I can teleport too you know!"

Talim squeaked when the rickety tower shook and she leaned over to see the two men climbing up the thing like deranged monkeys. "What are you doing?!"

"We're getting that leg!" shouted Raphael and Zasalamel at the same time. Raphael also added, "And you're going to be grounded when I reach you Talim!"

Talim immediately pouted. "Only my parents and my grandma can ground me!" She threw the cotton candy bag into Raphael's face and when Zasalamel reached up for her, she used Ashlotte's heavy leg and smacked away his hand. With a bright smile, she leaped off the tower before performing a few rolls through the air and landed gracefully on her feet.

"She's getting away!" growled gloomy Tira. "Get her!"

Amy, Xianghua, Kilik and her ravens started chasing after Talim but the wind priestess just giggled. "Wind!"

Another whirlwind of trash hit the group and Kilik choked out, "Talim! This is wrong!"

"Of course it is. I'm lit-ter-ing." Talim threw away a candy wrapper that hit Zasalamel in the eyes as it flew towards him.

Using the others as a shield, Zwei continued filming and he said dryly, "If Talim is this hard to defeat, imagine what the other group is doing while confronting Siegfried."

At the Jyurakudai Villa stage (Setsuka's stage in SCIII), the cherry blossoms peacefully fell down and the Japanese restaurant there was currently closed. However… a few people were ruining the beauty of the night as they stood on the stage.

"Behold… you see before you the true knight of darkness!" Siegfried laughed evilly as he brandished Ashlotte's left arm.

"Nonsense! I am the true knight of darkness!" Nightmare roared as he faced off Siegfried. Behind him, his fan group- I mean the Korean trio and Rock, cheered.

"Yea! You tell him Nightmare!"

"Show him who's the boss!"

"Darkness! Yea! You go man!"

"Silence!" Hilde slammed the butt of her spear down and pointed it at Siegfried. "Siegfried! You are not a knight of darkness! Whatever spell you're under, snap out of it and give us Ashlotte's arm!"

Sophitia clasped her hands to her chest. "Siegfried, listen to your girlfriend and stop this madness."

Cassandra groaned and ran a hand through her hair. "What's the matter with those guys? Did someone slip something in their drink or something?"

"Perhaps it's voodoo," Rock said wisely. "In the new world, there have been a few cases and I myself have once vanquished such a evil sorcerer."

"How'd you do it?" Yun-Seong asked curiously.

"Bangoo."

"Eh?"

"Enough talk!" Siegfried struck the ground with his sword and the lizards crawled up the stage and then up the pillars. Their beady eyes and flickering red tongues chilled the warriors and Siegfried laughed. "Now, you shall all be devoured by the darkness!"

"Stop stealing my lines pretty boy!" Nightmare shouted angrily. "I am the Azure Knight! The knight of darkness! Not you!"

"Not anymore! I am the knight of darkness now!"

"No I am!"

"No! I am!"

"I am!"

"You're just a hunk of junk!"

"You're just a knight who spends more time on his hair than his swordplay!"

Siegfried gasped. "Take that back!"

Nightmare grinned. "Make me!"

"As you wish." Siegfried smiled and said, "Alright guys, it's time for dinner."

Cassandra, Sophitia, Hilde, Yun-Seong, Seong-Mina, Hwang, and Rock glared at Nightmare. "Thanks for opening your big fat mouth."

Nightmare rolled his eyes them before turning back to Siegfried. "Those lizards can't eat me. I'm made out of pure metal." To emphasize the point, he proudly struck out his dark armored chest.

Siegfried gave his arch-nemesis a bored look before giving a short whistle. With a loud roar, Aeon smashed through the roof and shook off some cherry blossom petals before launching a huge fireball at Nightmare. Who had to run away while screaming his head off because if his body of metal got melted, then he was doomed. With a triumphant laugh, Siegfried said, "I'll use your helmet as a pot or something once Aeon has melted you to a puddle Nightmare."

"Curse you pretty boy!" shouted Nightmare as he ran around the stage while ducking the fireballs being launched his way.

Hilde, Sophitia and Cassandra backed away nervously as the lizards inched towards the three. Flustered, Cassandra pointed to Rock and Hwang. "You should eat those guys first. They're bigger!"

The two glared at her. "Well, we're made up of fat so you three beautiful ladies would obviously be a better choice in eating healthy."

"Guys! Now is not the time to act stupid and bicker!" Seong-Mina scolded them as the group got surrounded by lizards. Except for Nightmare who's running around in circles as Aeon chased after him.

Hwang and Rock agreed with her and they took out a bottle of Red Rhino. "You're right. We shall do our best to fight back even if we're fat."

"What is that?" asked Yun-Seong, looking at the strange energy drink.

Rock held up the bottle proudly. "I made a stronger energy drink than Red Bull and I called it Red Rhino. At first, I was going to call it 'Bangoo' but my son didn't like the idea so I decided against it."

"Uhhh…. Ok," said everyone except for Hwang.

The older Korean man popped open the cap and said, "Rock made me try this awhile ago and it does boost our strength and speed but unfortunately, it makes us crash after ten minutes. So for ten minutes and ten minutes only, we'll be unstoppable."

Hilde spoke up. "If we have ten minutes of invincibility, then that's our opportunity to capture Siegfried, get Ashlotte's left arm back and avoid being eaten."

Sophitia clapped her hands together. "A wonderful plan. Now, shall we get going?"

Rock and Hwang nodded as they pushed everyone back and gulped down the drink. Their bodies jiggled and wiggled and their eyes blazed with strength as sweat dripped down their forehead; as if they've been working out for three hours.

Yun-Seong looked at the two worriedly. "Err… is that drink safe?"

"It looks like they're having seizures," Cassandra added wryly as she began to have doubts about this plan.

Siegfried laughed. "Ha! What hopes do two overweight men have against these flesh eating lizards? You're all going to become dinner toni- Ahhhhh!" The crystal knight cried out in surprise as Rock rushed through the lizards with the force of a boulder and sent him flying into a pillar. He slid down the pillar with a groan and squeaked, "What the..."

"Who are you calling fat?" Rock beat his chest and roared, "For Bangoo, I cannot lose!"

On the other side, Hwang moved at lightning speed despite his immense side and he sent ten lizards flying. Everyone looked at him with admiration and said, "Wooooowwwww…."

Hwang didn't notice and he faced the lizards fearlessly as he twirled his Blue Thunder. "I shall vanquish… the evil of ages! Hyah!"

"Right behind you!" shouted Seong-Mina and Yun-Seong as they brandished their weapons; Scarlet Thunder and White Storm as they joined him.

"Now's our chance!" shouted Hilde as lizards screamed and began running away. Except for Aeon who was still spitting fireballs at Nightmare. She, Cassandra and Sophitia rushed towards Siegfried and the Wolfkrone princess shouted, "Siegfried! For our love and honor, I will bring you back to even if it means beating you senseless!"

"Bangoo!" And Rock rushed at him as well.

"This can't be happening!" cried Siegfried as he was overwhelmed by the three female warriors and a super energized caveman with a giant mace.

Ten minutes later…

Nightmare grinned evilly and stood before the beaten and tied up Siegfried. "Who's the knight of ultimate darkness now?"

"Your girlfriend has more darkness in her one pinkie than you do in your whole body," Siegfried replied cheekily. When Nightmare tried to slap him, Siegfried turned his head so Aeon got hit instead (the lizard was tied to the knight).

Hilde sighed. "Alright guys, let's drag him back to Raphael's castle and get Ivy to make some kind of potion or have Kilik purify him." Remembering something, she turned back to the collapsed Rock and Hwang who had crashed after their energy high. "Oh, and we'll get something for you two as well." She turned back as she heard Cassandra shouting.

"This is our arm!" shouted the greek girl as she tried to pull the doll's arm away from Yun-Seong.

"No! It's ours!" shouted the two Koreans as they tugged it back.

Sophitia smiled at them angrily. "Let go of the arm or else I'll have no choice but to hurt you."

Seong-Mina growled, "I don't think so. Hwang and Rock did most of the work. This arm belongs to us!"

"We saved Nightmare from getting melted into a puddle!" Cassandra retorted.

"We saved your butt from getting eaten!" snapped Yun-Seong.

"Hssshhhs shshss (What a mess we have to deal with)," Voldo said dryly as he jumped onto the stage.

Talim gracefully dropped down and she flicked away one of her dark pigtails with a sigh. "It's a good thing I can read the wind and know that Siegfried just failed."

"Hey hey! They took Red Rhino!" argued Siegfried as he wiggled in his bonds.

Talim and Voldo watched listlessly as everyone surrounded Siegfried, Aeon and Ashlotte's arm. Hilde smacked the butt of her spear into the ground and said, "If you have any honor, come back to our side and stop this madness."

Putting a hand to her cheek, Talim said sweetly, "I would love to Hilde… but unfortunately, being evil is so much fun. I am now the evil girl of the cast and I like it."

"No! I am the psycho evil girl you goodie goodie two shoes!"

Everyone turned as six figures covered in garbage climbed up the stage. Seong-Mina screamed. "Oh my god! Kunpaeteku created garbage monsters to fight us since his lizards failed!"

"Who are you calling a garbage monster?" Zasalamel wiped away the piece of candy wrapper covering his gold eye before he spat out some pieces of paper. "It's just us."

Nightmare siddled up to garbage covered Tira before waving his hand in front of his face to ward off the smell. "Whew, you smell worse than the abyss of-"

Tira smacked him before he could finish and she pointed her ring blade at Talim. "I'll cut your heart out for this…"

Talim grinned. "Oh wiinnnddddd…"

The nice thing about Setsuka's stage was that there was no garbage that could hit them. But there were pretty pink flower petals… So a pink storm of cherry blossom petals engulfed the group and Amy and Xianghua said to Tira, "Nice going."

After the storm of petals died down, Talim, Voldo, Siegfried and Aeon had disappeared. The good news was that they left behind Ashlotte's left arm since Hilde was quick enough to order the people to throw Rock and Hwang on top to protect it. Unable to get to the arm, the evil trio along with Aeon had no choice but to leave.

Raphael growled and crossed his arms. "They're more troublesome than I thought."

"We'll have to deal with them and let them come to us instead of chasing after them," Zasalamel said wisely. "Your amusement park is overunned by man-eating lizards that's been blocked off. We're stuck in here so we might as well fortify our defense."

Raphael nodded. "I agree with you this time but…" he pointed his rapier at the black man. "That arm is ours."

"Keep dreaming Sorel." Zasalamel readied his scythe and said, "That arm is ours."

"Wait…" panted Maxi as he crawled up the stage. He was dripping wet and Ivy, Setsuka, Taki and Mitsurugi followed suit. Everyone seemed rather unharmed except for the samurai since he had a big lump on his forehead.

Zasalamel counted and then he asked, "Where's Cervantes?"

"Ack…" The immortal pirate pulled himself up with a groan and all the women there screamed.

"Put on your clothes! This show is not rated mature!"

Up in the sky, Algol blocked the camera and said hastily, "Cut that part out! Cut that part out!"

For the people who were tuned into the show, they received a technical difficulty message that lasted five minutes.

Five minutes later…

Cervantes crossed his arms and chuckled. "Ha! Fear the powers of the mighty Cervantes!"

"My eyes! I need to wash out my eyes!" shouted Raphael's team as they ran off to Raphael's castle to wash out their eyes.

Setsuka shot Team Draw a dark look since they were spoiling the beauty of her stage with the pirate's nudity. "I will make them pay…"

Tira noticed and she stuck her tongue out at her. "Whatcha looking at?"

The geisha huffed before leaving with a very annoyed expression. "Wither… and fall." She struck her blade into the main pillar and left with a satisfied smile as no one noticed. With a wrench, she pulled it out and knew that it was the weakest pillar so it would crush the people there in T-minus thirty seconds.

Meanwhile, the people on Cervantes Team wanted to run away from the pirate as well but they couldn't since he was a part of the team. With no choice, Zasalamel ordered Nightmare, Yun-Seong, and Mitsurugi and himself to form a square around the pirate to block him from sight. The men were facing away from the pirate as they formed their square and they followed Zasalamel's instructions as they began to edge out of there. "Alright, left, left, left, up, up, left left…."

The good thing for them was that they had obtained Ashlotte's left arm since Raphael's team weren't strong enough to lift Rock and Hwang off the limb. And the two big guys had woken up as well (they were still drowsy from the effects of the Red Rhino) but they were moving along with the human square.

But then…

As they began siddling towards the edge of the stage, a crackling sound pervaded through the air and Taki used her ninja senses to figure out what was going on. With razor sharp eyesight, she saw the cracking pillar and she shouted, "Everyone! Get out now!"

Seong-Mina, Xianghua and Tira naturally ran for it. But Rock and Hwang were slowed down by their immense weight and as for the human square comprised of Yun-Seong, Mitsurugi, Nightmare and Zasalamel, they couldn't move any faster or else they'd break the square and reveal Cervantes's nudity to the world. Frankly, the pirate didn't care but he was trapped in his square prison so he had to contend with grumbling and whining as Setsuka's stage began to shake even more.

"Faster! Faster! Faster!" rushed Yun-Seong as dust started to fall from the ceiling.

"We're trying to go as fast as we can!" shouted the rest of the human square.

"Darn these legal issues of public nudity," Cervantes grumbled. "And if it wasn't for those blasted lizards, I wouldn't be naked!"

"I find it surprising how they'd rather eat your clothes rather than you," Mitsurugi said dryly as he tried to avoid turning his head back to look at the pirate.

"They'd probably suffer food poisoning if they ate him," Nightmare said cheekily.

To the surprise of the heaven, Team Draw made it out of there just as Setsuka's stage crumbled. "Yay!" Everyone cheered and clapped each other on the back. Except for Cervantes who was still in his square prison thing.

Up on a cherry blossom tree, Aeon, Talim, Voldo and Siegfried watched with narrowed eyes.

"What now guys?" asked Siegfried.

"Sshs hshhssh (We need to get those limbs back)," Voldo replied as he adjusted his sharp katars.

Aeon licked his lips as he looked at Hwang and Rock. Talim giggled and said, "You can have those two for dinner Aeon. Now…" She straightened up and brushed a few petals out of her dark green hair. "It's time to infiltrate that treehouse and that castle. With our army of lizards… we're unstoppable."

The four laughed evilly as the hiss of the distant lizards roaming Soul Land met their ears. Before they left, Talim said, "Oh wiiinnnnddd…"

Team Draw looked up as a tornado of pink petals buried them. "AHHHHHH!"

"Oh Soul Edge! It's so pink! So pink! Help!" Nightmare struggled to get out of the sea of pink petals but he sank like the heavy suit of armor he was.

Darkwings13: Oh, so sorry for the super long wait everyone! But good news, I should be able to update about maybe twice a month if things go well. Sorry again for the long wait! But things should be good now that I have my inspiration back. Oh, even more good news! I have an idea for a sequel! What is it going to be called? Lol… you guys can look forward to Edge World after Calibur World is finished. Who's the main character? Who else but Raph/Nighty/Dumas who's really the same guy that's stuffed with three different identities which is sort of confusing. But that's SCV for you xD

Thanks for reading everyone! I missed you all and it would not break my heart at all if no one reviewed since you're probably all infuriated that I took so long to update ;.;