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(Dedicated to eMu3, because it was a comment from her that inspired this)

Nagi usually confided in Farfarello, because while he was insane, he at least pretended to listen.

"I don't understand it. First, I did my best to infuriate her, then I groped her, but when I tried to kiss her not only did she not kiss me back, but she also slapped me! What did I do wrong?"

Farfarello eyed him clinically.

"You should watch more TV and less Schuldig-Crawford interaction."