Clink: ya knows what funny? Miss Youi updated short and sweet a few minutes before I updated love and laugh weird huh?
Clank: Yeah even I think it's kinda cool.
Clink: anyway I'm sure everyone wants this to happen so I decided to do a chapter based on American Idol.
Clank: Lets just say Wright's Father is a very smart guy with sneaky ideas. Also I decided to name Phoenix's dad Al W. (Wehys) Wright find the pun and you get the video at the end of the chapter.
It was mid day at Al W. Wright's as he was searching the internet for something he had always loved. American Idol. His plan was simple get Iris to audition, snatch some money if she wins or just enjoy her singing. Fortunately the auditions were next week and were being held in Los Angeles California. He already signed Iris in advance all he needed was Phoenix's approval which wouldn't be hard to get.
Al smirked. "Wow perfect timing" he mumbled to himself.
He quickly dialed numbers to his sons phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey son I was something can Iris sing well?"
"Yes she can sing very very well it's so amazing!" You could hear how happy he was for his wife.
"So I was wondering do you think that she could participate in American Idol?" Al asked expecting a yes.
"Well…I…I don't think Iris can handle the pressure" Phoenix sounded a bit down when he said this.
Al then buffed up his voice. "So what your saying is you don't trust your wife?"
"What I completely trust her!"
"Then what's holding her back from going to American Idol?" Al asked.
Phoenix had been trapped like a rat surrounded by vicious tigers.
"Ok I suppose…wait isn't it to late to sign up for it?"
"Noooooooo…Bye I'll pick you up on Friday so we can get a hotel!"
*Click*
Al had almost been figured out of course he was sneaky like that so he didn't really care.
Phoenix however was worried about how Iris would react. It seems he would have to think fast because Iris was coming up to him now.
"Good evening Feenie!" Iris pecked Phoenix on his cheek.
"Oh-g-good morning Iris" Phoenix was very nervous about telling Iris the American Idol topic.
Iris sensed something wrong about him he seemed more tense than usual.
"Feenie is something wrong?"
"…No nothing's w-wrong" Phoenix was normally a good bluffer but it was hard to bluff with someone like Iris she was just so cute and it was hard to maintain focus.
"Feenie you don't have to hide secrets from me" she gave him a kiss of reassurance.
Phoenix felt more confident now.
"Well Iris me and my father want you to go on…"
"Want me to go on?" Iris awaiting an answer.
"American Idol!" he quickly covered his face expecting Iris to into a slapping rage.
But rather than hearing an angry growl he heard a loud squeal.
"Oh my goodness I've always wanted to be on American Idol thank you so much Feenie!" She was now kissing and hugging Phoenix with so much happiness.
"Uh um ok uh great then" Phoenix was surprised by her reaction.
*1 Week Later*
"Oh Feenie look how many people are here it makes me so nervous!" Iris was starting to shake it was a bit strange.
"Iris don' worry I will always be here to encourage you no matter what!" Phoenix said encouragingly.
"Oh Feenie you make me feel perfect" she was leaning for a kiss but then…
Al then popped from behind them. "So what number is Iris?" he asked eagerly.
"2034" Phoenix said.
"Wow how many people have gone up?"
"I don't know I say maybe about… 1000-1500 maybe?" Phoenix ponerd.
Al was very impatient he constantly asked how many people till they went he was like 5 year old waiting for a roller coaster.
I'm so glad I didn't have to put up with this as a child Phoenix thought.
"I heard that!" Al snarled.
After a few hours it was finally Iris's turn to go up.
"Well Iris's I will be waiting remember just stay relaxed your voice is perfect" Phoenix encouraged her in every way before going in.
"Kiss me before going in" Iris asked.
She got as she wished Phoenix gave her a kiss of reassurance to help uplift her.
Iris then made her way to the judges room where the three judges Randy, Paula, and Simon.
"Why hello their beautiful!" Randy charmed smiling.
"Ok miss what will you be singing for us today?" Simon asked grumpy as always.
Iris didn't mind Simons grumpiness in fact she found it somewhat cute. "I'll be singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow"
"Ok then go for it!" Paula insisted.
Somewhere
over the rainbow Well I see trees of green
and Well I see skies
of blue and I see clouds of white The
colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky Someday I'll wish upon a star,
Way up high
And the dreams that you dreamed
of
Once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue birds
fly
And the dreams that you dreamed of
Dreams really do come
true ooh
Someday I'll wish upon a star
Wake up where the
clouds are far behind me
Where trouble melts like lemon
drops
High above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me
oh
Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly
And the dream that
you dare to, why, oh why can't I?
Red roses too,
I'll watch them bloom for me and you
And
I think to myself
What a wonderful world
And the brightness of day
I
like the dark and I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Are also on the faces
of people passing by
I see friends shaking hands
Saying, "How
do you do?"
They're really saying, I...I love you
I hear
babies cry and I watch them grow,
They'll learn much more
Than
we'll know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Wake up where the clouds
are far behind me
Where trouble melts like lemon drops
High
above the chimney top that's where you'll find me
Oh, Somewhere
over the rainbow way up high
And the dream that you dare to, why,
oh why can't I?
You could see tears forming on all the judges faces even Simon was crying a little bit.
"Sweetie let me ask you a question do you really sing like that?" Paula seemed to be in shock as to what she had heard.
Iris nodded her head.
"Dang girl you got a voice from heaven!" Randy smiled at her.
Iris was literally glowing. Her smile getting bigger with ever compliment.
"I think that I actually love you" Of course everyone knew he was talking about the song however it seemed that someone didn't understand what he meant.
Simons view
"I think I actually love you" *Bam*
"Stay away from my wife you British perv!"
What the bloody he-
A man then tackled Simon from his chair to the ground soon after 3 security guards dragged him away.
"Now I know why everyone hates you Simon you suck!"
Phoenix's view
"I think I actually love you"
That bastard! *Bam* stay away from my wife you British perv!"
Phoenix then charged at him ad tackled him off his chairs soon after he was dragged away.
"You suck!"
Phoenix was put to jail for a week but he would son find out his actions would soon become famous.
Iris had come to visit him at the prison to comfort him and to show him something funny.
"Feenie I wana show you something hilarious!" Iris pulled out the laptop it was already on youtube that had a video called Mr. Wright we salute you.
Phoenix was glad that Iris didn't mind about getting kicked out of the competition she said she just wanted to sing to the world.
The video Iris was holding contained people thanking him for doing what no one has done before attacking Simon. After that it just kept showing the video of him getting tackled in slow motion.
Phoenix still felt guilty for Iris however. "Iris I'm sorry I over reacted" Phoenix looked down.
"Oh Feenie don't worry about it besides you did it because you cared for me so I know you didn't do it just for the fame" Iris blew a kiss to him.
"Well just let that be a reminder I will tackle anyone who flirts at my wife! "Especially celebrities.
Clank: Hmm it lack a little plot y'now?
Clink: Oh shut up you try writing and idea at 12:00 AM and see how east it is! This was a once in a lifetime idea I had to write it down without thinking so please just review!