The Hellsing Files

by ToMakeMeTame

There's nothing better than watching your favorite Hellsing characters be bruised and abused- especially at the hands of their co-workers. Watch as Alucard films the madness from behind a conveniently placed rock... and narrowly dodges a silver ashtray.

36. Cat

The Hellsing Files

-Cat

It all started when Integra got the cat. Now, Akai, having been teased mercilessly for the past week, was reaching her breaking point. All she needed was one more jibe before she snapped.

Integra had installed a cat door.

The werecat stood outside it, glaring. She was so busy glaring that she didn't notice a certain red-haired vampire coming to stand next to her. Shay grinned. "Why don't you go through it, Kiddy-Kat?"

That did it. Akai snapped. She turned to face Shay, but the redhead was already long gone, sprinting across the grounds and disappearing into the growing darkness.

Akai swore. "I hate her."

(105)

Moral- Don't bring up cat doors in Akai's presence. She will pummel you.