Author: Muttzrock
Title: Bedtime story
Chapter Title: Undercover Agent
Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!
Pairings: Adult Harry/Draco, mentions of Oliver/Marcus, Ron/Hermione, Seamus/Dean, Percy/Adrian, and young Harry/Draco.
Warnings: Language and sexual incidents but nothing too explicit.
Summary 1: In the future, Harry and Draco are married with kids. They tell them the story of how they got together.
Summary 2: Someone plays a trick on the school that will last for a week, it's the fourth day and tensions are running high. Terrence discovers he needs a job if he wants to keep custody of Alex, Percy is blissfully unaware of Adrian's cheating. Ron goes undercover and Harry gets a bit more than he bargained for when getting Draco's signature.
Notes: I said everyday and I mean everyday, I have come to the conclusion that this fic is and improvisation fic if I plan it the fun will go away so I hope you guys enjoy.

"Yay I'm glad Seamus and Dean get together" grinned Dan

"We already know it happens no need to get excited" Ron rolled his eyes.

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Ron growled in annoyance he hated that he was the one that had to do this, he drank the potion and tried hard not to throw it up, then his body changed into the form of a first year Slytherin.

"Things I have to do for Harry" he mumbled walking out of the boy's lavatory and headed to the Slytherin common room.

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Oliver and Percy met up for drinks at a 'gay friendly' wizard pub, Oliver got himself a pint and Percy a pumpkin juice.

"You know you are aloud to drink in here" the scot smirked

"I know but I don't want to poison my body" huffed Percy sipping his pumpkin juice

"So did you see Adrian last night?" the Keeper asked he was happy to see his best friend's face break out into a grin

"Yeah I did" the bookworm grinned "He was being so nice to me really caring and almost loving"

Oliver had a feeling this was going to go on for a while this Adrian praising, he just hoped that Pucey felt the same way.

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Adrian had another girl in his office a completely different one from yesterday, he was playing the field as it where and what Percy doesn't know can't hurt him.

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Jamie and Alex were playing with their soft train set highly amused that the train went round them even though it's already done that 10 times before.

"Ok we need to concentrate what would I be good at?" Terrence asked, Marcus shrugged.

"House husband?"

"Marcus I'm serious I need to find a job and quick, I can't let her take Alex away from me" Terence voice chocked, the Chaser pulled his friend towards him and hugged him.

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Harry had met Draco at their usual spot near the edge of the lake, he gave the blond the form and Draco couldn't sign it fast enough. The dark haired boy put the parchment into his bag, he smiled and melted seeing the Slytherin smile back they leaned in and kissed each other slowly getting more passionate as they held each other close.

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Ron bit his bottom lip nervously and stepped into the snake pit, he tried to act casual which was really hard when you were in someone else's body and not knowing where the hell you were going, trying to find Pansy was trying like to find a Slytherin in a whole crowd of Slytherins, and he wasn't even sure she was here, oh wait he found ordering people around. He tried to think what he was going to say.

"Oi you boy!" shouted the Slytherin 'princess'. Ron looked behind then realised regrettably that she was in fact talking to him, he walked slowly up to her. "Hurry you stupid boy" she screeched making Ron rush towards her.

"Yes ma'am" he said, his mother always told him to call women that if they seemed stuck up, it worked. Pansy smirked.

"Now boy can I help you with anything I saw you staring at me" she said flicking he hair back, Ron gulped.

"Well…I…I" he mumbled nervously

"Speak up BOY!"

"I would like you to sign this for me please?" Ron asked very quickly showing her the piece of parchment, she frowned at him.

"Why?"

"Excuse me?"

"Why do you want me to sign the parchment?" 'Damn' he thought, Hermione never explained this part.

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The kissing couple were lying down on the grass, Harry's hands sliding down Draco's back, he stroked and groped the blonde's bottom, feeling those cheeks made Harry hard, and not just semi hard like both him and Draco have been before this was proper stiff erection. The Slytherin parted the kissing to look down at Harry "Oh" he realised, the dark haired boy blushed.

"Sorry" Harry blushed feeling very embarrassed.

"It's ok" Draco swallowed feeling a bit embarrassed himself because he wasn't as hard as his boyfriend.

The two just stared at each other both having different thoughts running threw the mind, and a 'big' thing standing between them.

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"I know what I could be" Terrence said triumphantly after some thought

"I'm listening" said the Dark haired man holding the two toddlers.

"I could be a boring guy in a boring part of the ministry"

"Sounds boring"

"I know but it's steady job which I could do?" Marcus sighed having a bad feeling about this.

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Ron was still stunned trying to think of a excuse, Pansy was looking at him very suspiciously.

"Because…because, I am the president of the Pansy Parkinson fan club!"

"The Pansy Parkinson fan club?"

"Yes we are a group that have been admiring you over the years, and we would love to have your signature to put up on our presentation wall dedicated to you" Ron lied

"There's a presentation wall dedicated to me?" she asked excitedly 'she actually believes me?' the natural red head thought in disbelief

"Yeah of course, you are amazing and an inspiration for everyone"

"Who else is part of this club?"

"Ahhhhhh…he is!" Ron pointed to a random boy "And so is she, and he, and she and all those people over there and he…"

"That's a girl"

"I mean she" the boy said just pointing to random people

"Is Draco in the club?"

"Yeah course he is, he's the keeper of the presentation wall"

"Well then of course I will sign" she smiled proudly and signed the dotted line then handed the parchment back to the Slytherin look a like.

"Thank you so very much" Ron quickly made his escape just in time too as his hair turned back to its natural colour and he grew tall. He looked a sight wearing a first year Slytherin costume when he was already 6 foot at the age of 15, he made his away to the Gryffindor ignoring the strange looks he was getting, the shirt was far too tight and riding up his chest revealing his belly, the trousers were so short they might as well have been shorts and the shoes were broken from where Ron's feet had suddenly had grown. He held the parchment tightly, the things he has to do for Harry.

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Meanwhile the two boys was sat silently, Harry's erection finally went down.

"You know what this means don't you?" Draco whispered

"What?" Harry asked

"You want to have sex" the blonde mumbled, the Gryffindor blushed

"Well yeah maybe"

"I'm not ready" Draco admitted, Harry moved towards him and hugged him tightly an kissed his cheek

"Neither am I"

The Slytherin sighed in relief and hugged back

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"PERCY!!!" shouted Oliver silencing the rambling bookworm "I love you Perce! You are my best friend you were there for me when I came out; you were the only one of my friends that never treated me differently. But you have been talking about Adrian for 8 fucking hours, and if you mention him one more time I will actually beat you to death with your own glasses!" he screamed then took a long breath "That's better"

You Like? You don't Like? Read and Review! I hope you guys enjoy this fic, coz I haven't got much to do today I might post another chapter today. Can you guys help me think of different job ideas for Terrence the wackier the better?