Max: The Super Bowl was good. Half time show could have been better if it was just Coldplay.
Ana: Puppy…monkey…baby?
Linda:…
Ana: Why?
Linda: I don't know I didn't make the commercials. Max?
Max: I don't know man, I was negotiating with Ana the whole time. But we did record it, so I'll get to see the parts that I missed.
Linda: Okay, now stop talking, it's my perspective chapter.
AN: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, ONLY MY CHARACTERS AND STORYLINE. Thank you, Jahariah, PaulinhaEyva, Mythical-laf, Sofia27. For favoriting and following the story.
Linda
I sighed and turned to my left side. I've been holding that position since I got on the 'plane.' My legs and back hurt, and my neck kind of hurts.
"Are we there yet?" Ana asked.
"Max?" Deidara asked looking over at Max.
"By my calculations, we should be there already or very soon" Max said holding a map, high up. I huffed and turned back around.
I was trying to get some sleep, when suddenly the entire clay model began shaking.
"What's that?" I asked scared.
"We're about to land!" Max called out. "So grab on to something…" Max trailed off when she realized that there was nothing really to grab onto. "Or someone."
Screaming, I ran and jumped on Konan's lap. I feel so safe when I'm with her.
"There was no reason for you to scream" Kisame pointed out. I shrugged.
The clay plane slid on the grass until it completely stopped.
"Good job Deidara!" Max congratulated Deidara.
"Okay, now what do I get in return?" Deidara asked looking at Pein and the rest of us.
"We could make out?" Max suggested playing with her eyebrows.
"Hard pass" Deidara said getting up and squeezed his way out his clay. Max pouted and followed after. I got off Konan and followed Ana out the 'plane.'
I stretched all my aching muscles.
"Where are we?" Zetsu asked looking around. I shrugged, Max never told us where we were going.
"We…are in California!" Max yelled waving her hands around.
"Cal- cal-, California?!" Ana yelled, finally spitting out her sentence.
"Follow up question" Tobi raised his hand. "Where is the place we're gonna stay?"
"Yeah, where are we going to sleep and eat?" Hidan asked.
"Just follow me guys" Max turned around and started walking.
We all sighed and followed Max.
"So how far is the house" I asked.
"Well, since we're walking. I would say about 1 mile"
After dragging our butts out of a field, we finally saw the edge of a city. I don't know which one, so don't ask me. I dragged myself for what seemed like hours. I huffed and pulled on Max's shirt.
"WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET THERE!" I yelled devastated.
"We have like five minutes more of walking" Max said. "So do you think you can stop acting like a baby for a couple more minutes?" I stopped walking and stared at Max for a while.
"If I get a piggy back ride"
"Okay, Ana give-"
"No" I interrupted Max. "I want you to give me a piggy back ride."
Max stood still before letting out a big breath and crouching in front of me. I jumped on her back holding onto her shoulders. "On go peasant!" I yelled.
"Don't get too comfortable" Max said in a grouchy tone.
"Holy shit" Ana said looking up at the building.
"Is this really necessary?" Deidara asked. His voice slightly shaking.
"I mean, it's more space than what we need but. But I got a great deal!" Max explained our work place.
It was a five story work place. Why? I don't know, I don't know anything.
"C'mon I'll show you in" Max said leading the way in.
"How much did this cost?" I heard Kakuzu asked from the back.
"It wasn't from our budget" was all Pein said.
The doors slid open revealing a desk and a little hallway behind it. The ceilings were high and the floors were made of granite. I walked behind the desk and stood in front of a door.
"Oh, behind that door is an office" Max said walking beside me. "But whatever Pein and I can get into more detail later. For now let's start heading to our new home!" I sighed and followed the group.
I stared wide eyed and jaw hanging open. Our 'house' was wide and big. There was a tree that stood to the side as the building curved around it. But not too close. The glass door slid open as we walked in, passing our inside mailbox. Max smack the button beside the elevator.
Going up, the doors opened making me gasp. In front of us was a railing with stairs to the side, and a couch leaning on the railing facing us. Going down the stairs was the living room. HIGH ceiling and such big room. A long purple couch stretched across the room with two brown coffee tables. Behind the couch was a window (with patterns) that reach up to the ceiling. Standing on the steps to the left was a big ass t.v, flat screen.
The dining room was right next door, no door. The 'doorway' was tall and wide. It had a very long dining table with 13 chairs. To the right was a wall the cover up the cooking area of the kitchen. But a wide rectangular hole was visible sitting at the table. To see through the kitchen. There was also a big t.v connected to the wall. Not as big as the one in the living room, but close.
Going back up stairs. There were two hallways, left and right, from the elevator. They were our rooms, four rooms in each hallway. My room is next to Ana's (of course) and across from Konan's. Kisame, Kakuzu, Tobi and Zetsu were staying in the other four rooms. And Pein' room was obviously next to Konan's.
"Wait what about the rest of us?" Sasuke asked looking back over at Max, who was helping me push my box of stuff in my room.
"Our rooms are upstairs, third floor." Max took them all up to the third floor where there was about six more rooms.
The rooms where a soft green color that had a buzzer next to it (cuz knocking is so 2015). The door opens towards the hallway, inside is a small lit hall with wooden floor and two doors. The door on the right (which is really close to the green door) is the actual bedroom, which is small. Or cozy as Max said. The other door, stained glass, was the bathroom. It has a long sink, toilet, a shower, and a big deep bathtub beside it! Like damn Max! You went all in!
We all slowly adjusted to our new surroundings. It was a little hard for me because I missed my mommy. But it's all for the Akatsuki! Max was the only one who struggled when it came to the first work day.
Ana was making eggs and bacon. She just gave me yogurt with juice and eggs. I don't like milk, and I refuse to hurt the piggys!
"Max! Hurry the fuck up!" Ana screamed up the stairs.
"Hey" Deidara called out to Ana. "Your cooking is pretty good."
"He's right" Pein agreed. "You'll be in charge of breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
"What?!" Ana exclaimed not looking amused. She let out a low growl when the rest of the Akatsuki, and Sasuke, nodded.
"WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO WAKE UP SO EARLY?!" I heard Max scream down the stairs.
"That would be you" Sasori answered slightly looking up from the newspaper. Max glared at everyone and took a seat next to Tobi.
During breakfast we sit wherever we'd like. It's dinner time when Pein likes to keep things in check. At the office (I call it that because the building we own now was used for an office) I was to help Konan and Pein with stock and records. I'm on the fifth floor. Ana's on the first with Sasuke. Max is on the second floor with Hidan and Kakuzu.
I don't get why Max is even working with money. She hates math, but she does love money. So that leaves Sasori and Deidara on the third floor and Itachi and Kisame on the fourth. Tobi and Zetsu are in the basement monitoring our, 'cooks.' You know the people who make smiles. Make homemade snow. And make herbs.
~We have been so busy and distracted with all this, that Max threw a fit because she forgot Itachi's birthday. But what can you do? I'm slightly glad that Max forgot. I don't want to risk a chance of her getting a point from Itachi. Yeah! I know about the points! Remember people, I'm a fangirl of Itachi. MUST PROTECT!
AN: Sorry for not posting when I said I would. I was sick and I got a bad case of writer's block. That's why this chapter seems plain.
I wish I could get out of this funk. I don't know when I'll be posting (sorry). So for now I bid a farewell.
After Hours:
Slurp Slurp.
"Hey guys what's up?" Max asked walking down the stairs. She stood in front of her two favorite people.
"We're having tea" Deidara said taking another sip.
"So what do you guys think of the house so far?"
"It's really nice" Sasori said. "But tell me, how did you get money to start off?"
"Well I just paid the money we had now, and when we make more money I'll just pay all of it. Interest." Max said nodding at her 'smart' plan of doing interest with the bank.
"Okay, so where did you get the money to start off?" Deidara asked setting his cup down.
"Uh, well…"
*Max's Flash Back*
"You come here often?"
Meow
"I see" Max nodded. Pein walked over and flicked Max on the forehead. "Stop messing around and pick him up."
Huffing, Max grabbed the gray cat and followed Pein out the alley way.
"Tell me, why are we doing this?" Pein asked looking a little off. He was holding three cats.
"I told you already, these cats are recent cases of lost animals of filthy rich people. So that white cat you're holding, that cat cost around $100,000." Max pointed at the white kitten with a red collar. Pein's face paled as he stared at the cat.
"Tell anyone that I'm helping cats, and I'll make sure you regret coming with me."
*End of Max's Flash Back*
"We, robbed a rich person's mansion…" Sasori and Deidara frowned on why it had taken Max a while to answer.
"Alright." They said at last. Max just nodded and walked back upstairs.
"She does know we just saw her flashback? Right?" Deidara asked looking over at Sasori.
"No, but let's not tell her." Sasori looked down and continued reading.