Captain Falcon enjoyed his brisk walks through the garden. As a powerful combination of speed and strength, he exercised frequently to keep his skills up. No slacking for this racer. He got things done, and done good.
Of course, he wasn't completely obsessed with his physique. He would watch TV for a few hours, eat some donuts and such. It's just he exercised more then he "relaxed." so to speak.
Halfway through his walk, Falcon sighted an apple, clean, red and big, sitting neatly on the clean grass.
This wasn't any old apple. This was a Perfect Apple.
Falcon whooped. This day was getting better already!
Happily picking up the fruit, he admired it's handsome red skin, it's comfortable weight, a single bright green leaf on it's stem, it's soft flesh. Perfect, hence the name.
He brought to his mouth for a bite-
CRASH!
"Give me that apple, boy!"
Falcon yelled in shock as the massive Dedede reached for the apple, which had fallen out of the racer's hands.
Falcon brought an elbow into Dedede's massive belly, forcing the penguin, before scrabbling for his treat. Dedede did not give up, grabbing the racer's head and pulling him back, before throwing him aside and racing for the apple.
CRASH!
A third fighter joined the fray, head-butting Dedede. It was Yoshi!
As the penguin struggled to throw off the dinosaur, Falcon lunged for the apple, only for Yoshi's tongue to snag him and throw him back. Using this distraction, Dedede grabbed Yoshi and threw him off him, before smashing the dinosaur with his hammer. Falcon lunged back into a Raptor Boost, striking Dedede, just as Yoshi smacked him with his tail. Falcon retaliated in a sweep kick, knocking Yoshi off his feet, before raising a leg up and smashing it upon the dinosaur. Yoshi managed to force the leg off him and head-butt Falcon, before striking him with his tail. Before Falcon could retaliate, Dedede landed upon them, sending them flying away.
Chortling, Dedede reached for the apple-
-Only to see Link.
"A Perfect Apple!" The swordsman cried with joy. "Zelda will love this."
And with that, Link walked off.
Dedede, Yoshi and Falcon stared after him, each wondering whether to go after Link and take it from him with force, but ultimately decided against it.
It was that "Time of the Month" And one PMS peeved off Zelda was not worth any apple.
Author's Notes: PMS saves Link's ass, unintentionally. Maybe that's why he got her the apple, so she wouldn't slaughter him XD Meanwhile, Yoshi and Falcon miss their snack and Dedede won't get rich. XD