It's the next day now and I'm in the secret office behind the Gargoyle. McGonagall and Dumbledore unplugged his cellphone and said "Fyre, we want to talk to you about what just happened." said Albus Dumbleodre. My hair is green and in a kick-ass mohawk. I wore a black leather vest over a blue plaid shirt and, black jeans. My belt was studded and I had STOMP boots on. I had grown 5oclock beard. I looked just Like Johnny Ramone! So Punk! "Now we're not here to point fingers, but marrying a coprse and burning down the church is not acceptable behaviour!"

I freaked out again. "SHE LOOKED THE SAME!" McGonagall rubbed me supportingly and said "Albus, maybe it's time we told him The Truth.

"Wait wheres Snape" I asked surpringily! "It turns out he's working for lord voldermort all along" McGonagall explained. "That's how he's in jail and I'm the head of Slytherin house. Hargrid is the Gryfindor."

Dumbledore stood up pacingly. "Fyre, the prophecy says you are the chosen one who will bring balance to the force!" explained Dumbldore. McGonagall shook her head. "Now we're not here to point fingers my son, but you've done a lot of bad things recently Fyre. Underage sex, underage drugs, alcohol, Hermione Granger, murder, underage magick.."

I stood up angrily. "I didn't kill anyone! .. Except Voldermort! But he's really mean so that's ok."

Dumbledore stood up angrily. "EXACTLY!" "5 points from Gryfindor." McGonagall sadly said.

I felt leaving confused. I knew the School Opera was soon so I went to practice in the dormitory. Crabbe was there smoking pot and watching some incest porn. I heard a nock at the door and turned slowly to comfront Hermione Granger standing there. She wore a virgin white dress and her blonde hair was in a knot. You could totally see she was preggers.

"I just wanted to see if your mad with me..?" she asked sweetly while she fingered the door handle. I nodded breathlessly. She nodded quitely and said "Maybe we can startover, like a clean slate, Tabula Rasa, fresh sheet of paper, new beginning?" she asked hopelessly. I nod with my face and say "Let's meet on top of the tower at midnight." She laughed sexily and ran off.

-"You do not know until your heart feels," said my tatoo angrily. She will kill you.' "OMG YOU CAN TALK!!" I screaemed.