Smashing Parodies

Finding Pichu Part 7

Sparky and Rosie were thrown into a dark room and trapped in there as the figure left. The room was dark, with the only source of light being ominous blue flames.

"Here comes a big one-whooooooo!" Rosie said as one of the flames lifted her up into the air. "Come on, you gotta try this!"

"Would you just stop it?!" Sparky asked angrily.

"Why? What's wrong?"

"We're in a ghost tower! Don't you get it?!"

"A ghost tower?"

"A ghost tower! 'Cause you had to ask for help! And now we're stuck here!"

"Wow. A ghost tower. You know I speak ghost."

"No, you're insane! You can't speak ghost! I have to get out! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old Blastoise are!" Sparky fell to the ground and began sobbing.

"Hey. You okay?" Rosie went over to him and tried to comfort him. "There, there. It's all right. It'll be okay."

"No. No, it won't."

"Sure it will, you'll see."

"No. I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him."

"Huh. That's a funny thing to promise."

"What?"

"Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo." Rosie then noticed something odd. "Hmm..."

"What's going on?"

"I don't know. I'll ask him." Rosie began her eerie wailing again. "MMMWWHAAAAAAAAA! HUUUWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'SSS GOOIIIIIIING OOOOOOOOONNN?" Her voice echoed through the room. "I think he says we're stuck."

"Of course, we're stuck. Just stop trying to speak ghost, you're gonna make things worse." Sparky gasped upon hearing something. "What is that noise?" He looked up to see a vortex right above them.

"Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said we should go to the top or he wants a lollipop."

"Of course he wants us to go there! That's stealing our souls! How do I taste, ghostie?! Huh?! Do I taste good?! You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!"

"Okay. HEEEEEEEEE-"

"Stop talking to him-" Suddenly, the vortex began to get a bit bigger. "What is going on?!"

"I'll check! WHAAAAAAA-"

"No! No more ghost! You can't speak ghost!"

"Yes, I can!"

"No, you can't! You think you could do these things but you can't!"

"Okay." Rosie was then starting to get sucked up by the vortex. Sparky desperately held onto the nearest object he could find.

"Rosie!"

"He says it's time to let go! Everything's gonna be alright!"

"How do you know?! How do you know something bad isn't gonna happen?!"

"I don't!" sparky finally let go and they were sucked into the vortex and thrown out from the top of the tower and sent flying through the air. They landed on a beach in a city on an island.

Sparky got up and saw that they were still alive. "Ha ha ha! We're alive!"

Rosie looked around to see that they had in fact arrived at their destination. "Look! Mossdeep...City! Uh, Mossdeep City! Mossdeep City again!"

"You were right, Rosie! We made it! We're gonna find my son! All we gotta do is find the plane that took him."

"Right!"

"Come on, Rosie. We can do this!" The two then headed off in search of the plane.

It was morning time, and Misty yawned as she woke up. "Morning." She gasped. "It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean and we are getting out of-" gasped again. "The tank is clean. The tank is clean!"

"But how?" Deb asked.

"Boss must've installed it last night while we were sleeping." Sirius muttered.

"What're we gonna do?" Kiro asked.

"What's it say, Misty?"

"The Purifier 2003 is an all-purpose, self-cleaning...maintenance free air purifier...that is guaranteed to even extend the life of your Pokémon."

"Stop it!" Bloat shouted as he inflated.

"The Purifier is programmed to scan...your tank environment every five minutes?!"

"Scan? What does that mean?" Gurgle asked as he held his hand out, and the machine scanned him.

"Temperature: 82 degrees. PH balance: normal." a computer voice said, and everyone oohed.

"Nice." Misty commented.

"Ooh-Oh! Curse you, Purifier!" Gurgle shouted in despair.

"That's it for the escape plan. It's ruined!" Bloat exclaimed.

"Then what're we gonna do about-" Kiro began.

Everyone suddenly gasped. "Darla!"

"Stay down, kid!" Sirius pulled Kiro down as someone passed by, but it wasn't the girl they were dreading.

"False alarm." Bloat said as they all got up.

"My nerves can't take much more of this." Gurgle muttered.

"What're we gonna do when that little brat gets here?" Bloat asked.

"I'm thinking, I'm thinking." Sirius said, when he suddenly heard Kiro scream.

"Sirius!"

Sirius turned around and gasped when he saw the dentist grabbing Kiro. "Kiro!"

"Help me! Help me!"

"Hold on! I'm coming!" Sirius quickly ran over to Kiro and tried to pull him free. The other Pokémon then joined him.

"What the?!" the dentist asked as all of the Pokémon managed to get Kiro out of his grasp. However, their relief was short lived as he grabbed Kiro again and took him out of the tank and placed him in a cage.

Kiro began to panic as he was being locked in the cage. "Sirius! Don't let me go belly up!"

"Just calm down, Kiro. You won't go belly up, I promise. You're gonna be okay."

Just then, a girl with braces came in, and everyone gasped. "Darla!"

"Alright, do any of these planes look familiar to you?" Rosie asked as she Sparky and were looking around at various planes.

"No, but the plane has to be here somewhere! Come on, Rosie, we're gonna find it."

"I'm totally excited." Rosie yawned. "Are you excited?"

"Rosie, wake up, wake up. Come on."

Rosie gasped. "Psyduck!"

"That's not a Psyduck. It's a PELIPPER!" Sparky screamed as the Pelipper flew right for them. "No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast!"

"Hey, hey, Nigel. Heh, would you look at that? Sun's barely up and already Gerald's had more than he can handle." one Pelipper commented with a bunch of other Pelipper.

"Yeah. Reckon somebody oughta help the poor guy. Well, don't everybody fly off at once." Nigel flew over to the other Pelipper. "Alright, Gerald, what is it? Pokémon got your tongue?"

"I gotta find my son Kiro!"

Nigel gasped. "Kiro? Hey, hey, hey! He's that Pikachu! Y'know the one we were talking about! The one that's been fighting the whole outside! Hey, I know where your son i-huh?" He saw that Sparky and Rosie were trying to leave. "Hey, wait! Come back! Stop!"

"Rosie, keep going! He's crazy!"

"I got something to tell ya!" Everyone froze when they saw that they were surrounded by a bunch of Wingull. All of them were staring at them and one of them said a single word.

"Mine."

"Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live." Nigel whispered.

"Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?" Sparky asked.

"Because I can take you to your son."

"Yeah, right."

"No. I know your son. He's yellow, he's got a gimpy ear on one side..."

"That's Kiro!" Sparky shouted, and then all the Wingull began attacking them.

"Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"

"Fasten your seatbelts!" Nigel scooped up the two Pokémon with his mouth and flew them away with the Wingull chasing after them. "Everybody hold on!"

Inside the tank, all of the Pokémon were panicking at the fact that the girl had arrived.

Eventually, the girl stopped torturing them when the dentist told her about her present. However, when he picked up the cage, Kiro was lying in there with his eyes closed and motionless.

"He's dead!" Bloat gasped.

The dentist then left the room and as soon as the he left, Kiro opened his eyes and winked at the others.

Sirius gasped. "He's still alive!"

"He's not dead!" Misty exclaimed.

"What's happening? Why is he playing dead?" Bloat asked.

The dentist then took Kiro out of the cage. "He's gonna get thrown into the dumpster! He's gonna get outta here!" Sisius said, and everyone cheered, but then the dentist headed towards the trash in the bathroom. "Oh no, not the trash can!"

Just then, Nigel arrived with Sparky and Rosie in his mouth. "Hey, hey. I found his dad!"

"Where's Kiro?! Where is he?!" Sparky asked.

"Dentist! Dentist!" Bloat shouted.

"He's over there!" Sirius pointed to where the dentist was.

"What's a 'dentist', what is that?" Sparky looked to see the dentist about to throw Kiro in the trash can. "Nigel, get in there!"

"I can't go in there."

"Oh, yes you can." Sparky grabbed Nigel's tongue and shouted, "CHHHHAAAARRGGEEE!" before the Pelipper flew right into the office.

"What the?!" The dentist looked to see that a Pelipper has burst into his office flying around frantically. "Darla, sweetie, look out!" Nigel continued to fly around the room and knocked over some trays. "Steady, steady-"

From outside the office, a boy and his mother watched as the scene unfolded in the waiting room.

"HOLD STILL! Go on, nobody's gonna hurt ya!" Nigel flew right into the dentist and Kiro fell out of his hands and landed on a tray, still in his pretend-to-be-dead state.

Sparky gasped. "Kiro!"

Rosie gasped as well. "Oh my goodness."

The dentist then grabbed Nigel. "Gotcha!"

"Kiro!" Sparky shouted.

Kiro opened his eyes slightly upon hearing his father's voice. "Daddy?"

"Out with ya...and stay out!" The dentist pushed Nigel out the window and slammed the window shut.

"Daddy?!" Kiro asked in fear, but quickly closed his eyes again just as Darla began poking at him.

"Wake up! Wake up!"

"Oh no!" Deb gasped.

"Quick! To the top of Mt. Wannahockaloogie!" Sirius ordered, and all of the Pokémon went over to the mountain.

"Why are you sleeping?!" Darla asked as she kept poking at Kiro, who wasn't moving a muscle.

"Bloat! Ring of Fire!" Bloat turned on the Ring of Fire and Sirius was shot out of the volcano and broke right through the glass and into the office. Darla screamed when she saw the Lucario right in the office with the glass to the tank broken.

"What?! All the Pokémon have gone mad!" The dentist then took out a stun-gun and zapped Sirius with it. He fell to the ground next to Kiro weak and hurt.

"Sirius..." Kiro began.

"Sharpedobait. Tell your dad...I said...hi. Go get 'em." With a Force Palm, Kiro was sent into the dumpster and down the chute, which would surely take him to the outside.

"I'm, I'm so sorry. Truly, I am." Nigel apologized as Sparky was starting to walk away from the city in order to head back home. He flew away as the two Pokémon were leaving.

"Hey..."

"Rosie. If it wasn't for you, I never even would have made it here. So, thank you." Sparky said as he began to walk off.

"Hey! Hey, wait a minute. W-W-Wait! Where are you going?"

"It's over, Rosie. We were too late. Kiro's gone and I'm going home now."

"No...no, you can't! Stop! Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave, if you leave...I just, I remember things better with you. I do. Look, Steven Stone, Moss...Moss...agh! I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is because when I look at you, I can feel it. And I, I look at you and...I'm home. Please. I don't want them to go away. I don't wanna forget."

"I'm sorry, Rosie, but I do." Sparky muttered and he began to walk away, leaving Rosie alone.

Once he had landed in the dumpster outside the building, Kiro got out and saw that he was outside. He was free at last, but he was lost. His dad had to be here somewhere. Kiro then noticed two Corphish and went over to them to see if they could help him.

The two Corphish were telling a Surskit to get off their property when they noticed Kiro.

"Hey, have you seen my dad?" Kiro asked, and the Corphish responded by snapping their pincers at him. He knew that they were no help. "Dad! Dad! Dad!" Kiro called out, but there was no answer. He then reached an area by the sea, and then he saw a Jigglypuff and went over to her.

"Aah! No!" the Jigglypuff screamed.

"Um, excuse me. Are you alright?" Kiro asked.

"I don't know where I am! I don't know what's going on, I think I lost somebody but I, I can't remember."

"It's okay, it's okay. I'm looking for someone too. Hey, we can look together."

"I'm Rosie."

"I'm Kiro."

"Kiro? That's a nice name." Rosie commented, and the two of them began to call for Kiro's dad.

"Dad!"

"Dad!"

"Dad!"

"Dad! Wait a minute, is it your dad or my dad?" Rosie asked.

"My dad."

"Got it. Dad!"

"Where are we, anyway?"

"Dad! Dad!" Rosie then noticed a sign. "Oh. M-Mm-Moss-Mossdeep City." She gasped when everything suddenly came back to her. "Steven Stone, Mossdeep City, Hoenn." Rosie gasped again when she saw Kiro and grabbed him. "Kiro! It's you! You're Kiro!"

"Yes! Yes! I'm Kiro!"

"Oh! You're Kiro!" Rosie gasped. "You were dead! I saw you! And then I-here you are! I found you! You're not dead! And your father-" She gasped again. "Your father!"

"My father?! You know my father?! Where is he?!"

"This way! He went this way! Quick!" Rosie led Kiro in the direction where Sparky went, but were stopped by the two Corphish from earlier. "Hey! Have you seen a yellow Pokémon run by? It looks just like him!"

"But bigger!" Kiro added.

"Yeah, I saw 'im, pinky! But I'm not tellin' you where he went. And there's no way you're gonna make me!" Rosie held up the Corphish in front of a group of Wingull. "Alright! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the hunting grounds!"

Sparky walked through the forest trying to get back home.

"Dad! Dad!"

Sparky stopped when he heard that voice. "Kiro?"

"Daddy!"

"Kiro?"

"Dad!"

"Kiro's alive!" Rosie called out.

"Kiro?" Sparky gasped when he saw that Kiro was with Rosie. "Kiro!"

"Daddy!"

"Kiro! I'm coming, Kiro!" Sparky turned around and began running in their direction.

"Dad!"

"Kiro!"

"Dad!" Kiro exclaimed as he jumped into his father's arms.

"Oh, thank goodness! It's alright, son. It's gonna be okay."

Suddenly, many Pokémon began running away from something. "Look out!" Rosie shouted.

Sparky turned around to see that a giant net was heading right for them, and that was what the Pokémon were running from. "Move! Move!" They quickly began to run away from the net.

"Help!"

Sparky and Kiro turned around to see that Rosie was stuck. "Rosie!"

"Come on!" Kiro shouted. Rosie tried getting up, but she wasn't able to as she got caught in the net. "Rosie!"

"No, no, no! No! Rosie!"

"Dad! I know what to do!" Kiro ran towards the net and jumped into it.

"Kiro! No!"

"We have to tell all the Pokémon to move down together!"

"Get out of there, now!"

"I know this will work!"

"No, I am not gonna lose you again!"

"Dad, there's no time! It's the only way we can save Rosie! I can do this!"

Sparky was about to protest, but realized that this really was the only way they could save Rosie. "You're right. I know you can. Now go! Hurry!"

"Tell all of the Pokémon to move down!"

"Well?! You heard my son! Come on!" Sparky ordered, and all of the Pokémon began to do as told.

Kiro moved around the net until he reached Rosie. "Rosie! You have to tell everybody to..."

"Move down together! Do you understand what I'm saying to you?! Move down!" Sparky ordered.

"Everybody move down!" Rosie said, and the Pokémon continued to move down, pulling down the plane above as it tried to pull the net up. Many Pokémon even began to use their attacks to get the net down even more.

"Don't give up! Keep moving! Just keep moving!"

"It's working!" The net was getting even closer to the ground. "Come on, dad!"

"You're doing great, son!"

"That's my dad!"

"Come on! Let's get to the bottom! Keep moving! Almost there! Keep moving!"

Eventually, the line holding the net broke and it fell to the ground, allowing all the trapped Pokémon to run free. Through the crowd, Sparky tried to look for Kiro. Soon the crowd cleared, but he still couldn't see his son.

"Rosie! Where's Kiro?!"

Rosie gasped. "There!"

Sparky looked over to where Rosie was pointing, and he saw Kiro lying on the ground. "Oh no. Kiro!" They quickly ran over to him. "Kiro? Kiro?" Kiro wasn't responding, and Sparky put his arms around him. "It's okay. Daddy's here, daddy's got you."

Kiro coughed and opened his eyes. "Daddy?"

Sparky smiled when he saw that his son was alive. "Oh, thank goodness."

"Dad...I don't hate you."

"No, no, no. I'm so sorry, Kiro." Sparky replied as he hugged his son tighter. After a moment, the three of them began to walk home. "Hey, guess what?"

"What?" Kiro asked.

"Blastoise? I met one! And he was a hundred and fifty years old."

"Hundred and fifty?"

"Yep."

"'Cause the Marill said they only live to be a hundred."

"Marill? Do you think I would cross the entire outside and not know as much as that Marill?! He was a hundred and fifty! Not one hundred! Who is this Marill who knows everything?"

"Time for school! Time for school! Get up! Let's go! Go!" Sparky exclaimed as he woke Kiro up. "I'm gonna win!" he added as he ran out.

"No, you're not!" Kiro quickly got out of the den and ran after his father. He managed to get to school first. "I did it! Woohoo!"

"Oh! My own son beats me!"

"Climb aboard, explorers!" Mr. Ace said as the students got on his back. "Well, hello, Kiro! Who's this?" he asked when he noticed the Pichu with a Squirtle.

"Exchange student." Kiro answered.

"I'm from Route 214, dude!"

"Sweet."

"Totally." Kiro and Squirt replied.

"But seriously, Sparky, did you really do all the things you say you did?" Ember asked.

"Uh, pardon me." The three Pokémon turned around and gasped upon seeing an Aggron, Tyranitar, and Rhydon behind them. "Hello." Bruce flashed a smile, causing Moxie to poof himself. "Don't be alarmed."

"Oh, we just wanna make sure that our newest member got home safe." Axel said as Rosie got off his back.

"Thanks, guys."

"Well, we'll see you next week." Bruce said.

"Keep up with the program, Rosie." Bronx added.

"Remember: Pokémon are friends..." Axel began.

"Not food! Bye!" Rosie waved as the three left.

Mr. Ace was ready to take off his with class. "Hold on! Here we go! Next up, knowledge!"

"Bye, son! Have fun!" Sparky called.

"Bye, Dad! Oh! Oh, Mr. Ace! Wait. I forgot something." Kiro got off Mr. Ace's back and went to Sparky. "Love you, Dad."

"I love you too, son." Sparky replied as he hugged Kiro tightly.

"Uh, Dad, you can let go now."

"Sorry!" Sparky let go and Kiro got back on Mr. Ace. "Now go have an adventure!"

"Goodbye! See you later, dudes!" Squirt called out.

"Bye, Elmo!" Rosie called.

"Kiro." Sparky corrected.

"Kiro! Bye, Kiro!"

"See you after school, Rosie! Bye, Dad!"

Sparky smiled as he watched the Pidgeot take off and fly away. "Bye, son."

The dentist sighed as he finished putting up new glass on the tank. "I don't understand it. This glass was impact resistant and it breaks! I had to take all the Pokémon out, put 'em in cages and-" He noticed that all of the cages where empty. "Where'd the Pokémon go?"

Outside the building, the Pokémon had escaped from going down the trash chute and were outside in the water on a boat. Once they were all on, Sirius started up the boat and they were off. "Yay! We did it!" everyone cheered, but once they were a pretty far distance from the city the engine broke down and they were now stuck in the middle of the ocean on a broken down boat. There was along and awkward silence until Bloat broke it.

"Now what?"

The End

Coming Next to Smashing Parodies: Kamui (Moana)