Pairing: Naruto/Hinata, Deadpool/Kurenai and MORE!!!!

Rating: M

Author's Notes: Please forgive the lateness of this update. Been busy with school.

Chapter 36: Getting Ready

"Yo Logan!!" Wade called out to Wolverine, who was still helping villagers clean up the city.

"What do you want now, Wilson?" Wolverine sighed, knowing he was going to get a headache from this. The masked man snickered.

" Well…. I was just wondering…. ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH TSUME YET?!!!"The loudness of the question left Logan's ears ringing. Not to mention the type of question was the kind of question you DON'T shout out loud in public. Logan grabbed Deadpool by the throat so he couldn't shout out anymore questions.

"What the hell kind of question is that?!" He hissed quietly, thankful no one else heard Wade's loud question.

"Well, you are staying at the Inuzuka estate, even though I offered to take you back into my home. And you are spending quite a lot time around Tsume. So…. What's the dealio yo?" Deadpool asked, in a somewhat gansta tone. Wolverine growled and massaged his temples(Deadpool has that effect on people).

"My reasons are my own, you red nutcase. And no, I'm not having sex with that wild ban chi." He then went back to helping villagers. Wade frowned, and pouted childishly.

"You are no fun! Fine! I'll go annoy Naruto!"

(With Naruto And Hinata)

Naruto and Hinata lied underneath the tree in the park, in each other's arms. They had finally confessed their feelings to one another, and fond love. Hinata nuzzled her head into the Naruto's neck, giggling playfully. They were having a little tickle fight, and Naruto was winning. Ever since they confessed, they have been spending A LOT more time with each other. Went on a few dates, going out for lunches, all of that stuff. But while they were wrestling, Deadpool decided to make his appearance up in the tree they were resting underneath. 'O.K…. On three. One…. Two…. Wait, why three? Why not I start out on five, and work my way down? Five…. Four…. Three…. Two…. On the other hand, starting at three is more traditional. Three…. Two…. But I don't like following traditions! I hate them! The only traditions I like are Christmas, and me and Kurenai's traditional "Make Love Monday Nights"! So…. Where should I start my counting? Think, you idiot, think!!!' "HEY!! Who are you calling a idiot, you brain of a idiot!!" Deadpool shouted out that last part, alerting both Naruto and Hinata below. Naruto assured her that his dad was fighting with his own brain, and he wasn't worth ruining the moment for. 'You just called yourself a idiot! So that's why I called YOU a idiot, you moron!' "Oh! So now I'm a moron, huh?! Well…. At least I'm not just a big glob of brain matter!" 'With how you make up those lame ass comebacks, you might as well be a big glob of brain matter!' "Oh, that was REALLY clever! Try reading a good joke book, you baked chicken!" 'Well, you should…. Wait…. Did you just call me a "Baked Chicken"?!' "I sure did, you smoldering poultry! What are you going to do about it?! Huh?! What?! Huh?!" 'O.K…. How about this? Yo mother is so ugly, she made Ray Charles flinch!' "Dude, we share the same mother, dumb ass!! Now who is the idiot?!" 'Well, at least I have friends!' "You, have friends?!" 'Yep! The Spleen, the Appendix, the Liver, the heart, the stomach, you name it!' "Cool! What are they like?" 'All bad…and dying.' "Oh….. That sucks." By this time, Naruto and Hinata were gone, because quite frankly, Wade was seriously annoying them with his arguing with himself. "Great going, you stupid brain! Now they are gone! They left because they were getting annoyed by our arguing! Now I'll never get to annoy them……………. WAIT! I annoyed them without even trying!!!! WOOHOO!!!!" Deadpool started celebrating, which caused him to fall face first into the ground. He then jumped to his feet, rubbing his now sore face. Then he remembered what he was supposed to do today. He needed to round up a team to go and find the super healer Tsunade. So, he brushed himself off and was on his way to find some recruits.

(At The Nara Estate)

Shikamaru and Temari were helping his mother make lunch, when a knock came at the front door. Temari happily volunteered to answer it. She walked to the door, opened it, to see Deadpool. Wade looked down, and saw the sand kunoichi wearing a light pink Kimono, and letting her blond hair down. "Wow…. You don't look like a Nara. Do I have the right house?" ' 'Of course, you moron!' "Shut up, brain!" Shikaka walked up, and grinned when he saw Wade.

"You can go now, Temari. Shikamaru might need some help dealing with the wife." Temari giggled, and rejoined Shikamaru and his mother. Deadpool looked at the blond girl, and looked at Shikaka.

"O.K…. Who is she, and where can I get one?" The Nara man chuckled, and shook his head.

"That's Temari. She's…. Shikamaru's girl." The mercenary looked closer at the girl, and recognized her.

"Oh yeah! That's who she is! Wow, I didn't even recognize her! So, why is she here?"

"Shikamaru begged the old man to allow her to live with us and work off the years of prison time. She is sleeping in Shikamaru's room."

"SCORE!!!" Deadpool cried. "I bet he thinks you two are the world's greatest parents EVER!" He sent Shikamaru a thumbs up, them remember why he was here. "Hey Shikamaru! Do you want to come on a mission with me?! I leaving the village to go find Tsunade, the worlds greatest healer! She's going to be the next Hokage and is going to heal Ino's legs! You wonna go? Huh? Do you? Huh?" Shikamaru thought about it, and looked Temari in the eye.

"Would you be all right with me gone?" Temari looked at him, and smiled.

"I think I can handle things around here." Ten she placed a soft kiss on the cheek. "Just come back in no more then two pieces." Shikamaru chuckled at her joke, and nodded.

"Gotcha. No more then two pieces."

(At The Inuzuka Estate)

"Come on, Bub! Come at me with all you got!" Logan growled as he and Kiba engaged in another sparing exercise. Tsume and Hana sat on the ground, watching. Tsume, as a matter of fact, was watching Logan most of all. It was only after Hana kept poking her in the sides when she started paying attention to her son, too. "Stop ogling Logan like a horny school girl, Tsume! Have some self-control!" Wade appeared directly behind the two Inuzuka females, and startled them. The Inuzuka head went bright red to the face, and still manage to glare at him.

"What do you want, Wilson?" She asked with great annoyance. Wade looked at her with one eyebrow raised.

"First, don't ogle him. Second, I need your son to go on a mission with me, so tell him to get ready."

"I'm coming too, Bub…. I want to know about these missions and what makes them so special." Wolverine said as he wiped his sweaty face clean with a towel. Wade looked at him, and smiled.

Sure thing, Bub! But you will be tacking orders from me! Oh this is going to be so much fun! You and me, together again on a mission! Just like old times…except I was more handsome last time, and you were trying to kill me…. Oh well…" He then looked at Kiba. "Well? What do you say, little man? Do you want to help find Tsunade, the woman who is going to be the next Hokage and fix your girlfriend's legs?"

"YEAH!!!!" Kiba agreed with much energy. Tsume giggled at the sight of her son practically doing back flips from the idea. Logan sighed and grabbed his coat. The thought of taking orders from Wade Wilson was already starting to give him a migraine.

"O.K, Wilson, just don't go mad with power this time…."

"Well, it's a given I'm going to go mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It just isn't the same!" He replied, annoying Wolverine even more. Kiba grabbed his stuff and headed towards the park, where Deadpool told him to wait with Shikamaru.

( With Naruto And Hinata)

Naruto invited Hinata to hang out at his house, mainly because no one was there to bug them and interrupt anything they did. "Finally! We can be alone without my dad bugging us." Naruto sighed as he turned on the T.V. Hinata leaned up against him, and snuggled into his shoulder.

"Yeah…. It's nice to get some peace and quiet once in a while." Hinata agreed. But unfortunately for them, there was someone else in the room.

"BOOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!!!!!!" Deadpool jumped from behind the couch, wearing a Jason mask and wielding a fake carving knife. Naruto and Hinata both screamed in terror, and practically jump straight up towards the ceiling. The then landed on the ground, looked up, and saw Deadpool laughing his ass off. "AHHAHAHHAAHAHAAHA!!!! OH….AHHAHAHHAH!!! OH my GOD! Th….that was the funniest thing I ever saw! I wish I had a video camera to capture the look on your faces! God that was funny!"Panting heavily, Naruto glared daggers straight at his father.

"You are such a jerk, you know that?"

"Yep!"

"O.K…. Just as long as you know."

"So…. Do you want to go and find ourselves a Hokage?! Come on! It'll be fun! Seriously! Logan is coming! Shikamaru is coming! Kiba is coming! Now all we need is you, then we will become the best team Deadpool EVER!!!!!" Naruto looked into Hinata's eyes.

"Would you mind if I go? I mean, since we just got together?" The Hyuuga heir smiled and kissed Naruto on the cheek.

"Naruto… I won't mind if you go on this mission. We need a Hokage, and who better to be sent then the future Hokage?" Naruto smiled at his girlfriend, and placed a quick kiss on her lips.

"I promise I'll come back." And then he and his father left to join up with the others in the park.

(At The Park)

Naruto and Deadpool show up just in time for Kurenai to say bye. She was standing with Wolverine, while Kiba and Shikamaru spared. Wade walked up to Kurenai and grabbed her by the waist. "I promise….. I'll be back by Monday night." Kurenai giggled mischievously, and planted a nice kiss through his mask. Logan began to pretend to gag. Deadpool and the others laughed when Kurenai smacked Logan upside the head. Deadpool ran a weapons check, and made sure that they had enough if they ran into trouble. They all said goodbye to their families who saw them off, and were on their way to find Tsunade, the next Hokage.

To Be Continued…..

Sorry this chapter is so short. It is pretty late, and didn't want this thing to be waiting for me tomorrow, mainly because I have homework to do. But please leave a review and tell me what you thought about it. I promise the next one will be much longer! Till next time! PEACE!!!!!!