Since the Phoenix Wright gathering at Fanime was incredibly awesome and everybody there was cracking jokes and being amazing, it gave me plenty of drabble ideas. This being one of them.
"It is impossible to predict what the future has in store for any of us. This is precisely why people feel the need to judge the past. And we of the court have been charged with… the… uhhh…. solemn duty of passing… such judgment… Oh my God... Gramps! I need a recess!"
"Mr. Godot? You've only just given your opening statement!"
"Listen Gramps. I've had eleven cups of coffee in the past hour. Black coffee. If I don't get a recess right now…"
"OBJECTION!! Your Honor, you have always asked both the defense and the prosecution if they are prepared when court begins. Mr. Godot claimed he was ready when court was commenced. I object to his request for a recess. The defense will not acknowledge his excuses for being ill-prepared." Phoenix said with his hands on his hips, glaring across the court with a look of utter enjoyment as Godot broke out into a cold sweat.
"Excellent point, Mr. Wright. Objection sustained. I'm sorry Mr. Godot. You will have to wait." The judge concluded with a pound of his gavel as Godot began clenching his teeth.
"Trite…" Phoenix gave him a challenging look, ready for whatever Godot was about to throw at him, literally.
"… Please…?"
Everybody asked the Godot cosplayer, "Dude, with all that coffee, how does Godot not need to crap every other minute in court?" My Godot (we started calling each other "My Godot" and "My Mia" after several pictures together, it was cute) answered the question by chugging what was left in his coffee mug. Oh anime conventions. If you haven't been to one, you need to go to one.
Granted I can find the info I need, the next drabble is about Pearl.