Ch. 36 Edward POV
Oh jesus, do I really want to tell her my dating history. I mean hers was really bad, but mine is worse.
Deep breath dip shit, let it go.
"Alright…well first we got Tanya the night stalker. She became whacked out of her skull the second after we banged for the first time back in high school. She started calling me a hundred times a day asking where I was, who I was with and why I was doing that. She pretty much wanted to know the ins and outs of my asshole. I had to lie and tell her I was sick, just so I could go out with Jasper to the batting cages. Somehow that crazy loon hunted me down at the cages and slashed all four of my tires. Not only that, she stabbed the knife through the heart of a teddy bear I won her at our school carnival. She left it on the hood of my car with a note that said 'lie to me again bastard and see what happens'. After that shit, I got a restraining order. She had to transfer to a continuation school." I finished round one of the face off.
I turn to look at Bella and she had a look a disbelief on her face which her jaw on the ground in the driver's seat.
Here we go for round two.