I'M NOT DEAD! HURRAY!
Long story short: I was doing a play for my church, my friend got me addicted to a JRPG game, I am very lazy. I was also thinking of making a fictionpress account and writing an original story so there's another delay. BTW taking out AG, me, and Daughteroftheking cause I'm getting to lazy for this :P
But Anyway, let's see where this FINALLY GOES...
I do not own anything I did not makeup.
Jason's POV
Holy crap, that guy next to Percy just disappeared! Doesn't matter he was just a supporting character like Will and Jake, oh off topic.
Percy looks like he just saw Kronos' ghost cause he is pale white. This red head doesn't look so threatening. Maybe I should introduce myself to break the silence.
"Hi-" I started.
"Don't talk to it!" Percy yelled out.
"It?" I asked.
"Yes, it!" Percy retorted.
"But you just said its name was Nancy," Leo said.
"Yeah, but it's still an it!" Percy said.
"Um, I'm standing right here," Nancy said.
"No one cares!" Percy yelled. Stan grabbed Percy under his left arm and Annabeth his right and they lifted him up. "What the Hades?"
"You need some time to absorb this buddy," Stan said. "Let's get you some ice cream."
"I don't want no-"
Annabeth stuffed her baseball cap into his mouth. "Yes. You do," she said.
Percy just put his head down and was carried away. I have a feeling he'll be back soon, but don't listen to me. I turned back to the confused red-head. "Well you can tell who wears the pants in that relationship," I said to get her to stop staring at Percy being fed some blue ice cream.
"No kidding. Percy's just as spineless as he was in 5th grade," Nancy said.
"Really? But he's nothing like that now," Leo joined us.
"Oh I have stories of Percy's misadventures. Like this one time he liked this one girl and when he offered to hold up her hair at the water fountain, he got her hair stuck in the drain and the water pipe broke somehow and sprayed her in the face."
Classic son of Poseidon I thought as I saw Leo fall off his chair laughing. This is going to be interesting...
Piper's POV
"Shopping takes forever!" I yelled into a mirror. Gosh I feel better.
"No yelling!" a woman in a security uniform said.
"Sorry," I said apologizing.
"Why are you so high-strung?" Dakota asked.
"It feels more than a month since we've been shopping in this mall!" I said.
"I know, it's awesome!" she said holding up a purple tank top. "This would look cute on you."
"I don't think so," I said pulling it away from her.
"Piper, if you hate shopping so much, just sit down and I'll get you something really cute."
"Gladly, but no pink," I said serious.
"No problem," Dakota said skipping away into a Victoria Secret store. Oh gods if she comes out holding up... unmentionables I will slap the living Zeus out of her. I sat down next to Thalia who was listening to some Muse.
"Aphrodite chick who doesn't like shopping? Oh my gods, you sure you're related to that?" she said pointing over at a bunch of my sisters who were fighting over a shoe sale. All our feet are pretty much the same size and with one pair each, it's like a mini version of the Titan War.
"Pretty much," I said. "Do you listen anything besides Rock music?"
"Yeah, I listen to alternative."
"That's still rock."
"Why?"
"Ever hear the song Happily Ever After by He is We?"
"No, why?"
"Well I heard it while I was buying this belt and took out my wallet and saw a picture of me and Jason."
"What does that have to do with the song?"
"It's about this boy and girl-"
"How original."
"And they were in love and they went through all these things..."
"You sure it's not a movie?"
"Be quiet, and the song talks about wondering if you end up happy in the end with a significant other." I said.
Silence.
"I'm done."
"Oh, so you're wondering how things will end with you and Jason?"
"Yeah, I just want to stop with all these games you know? Just skip to the ending," I say putting my hands in my hair.
"Well it doesn't work that way. That's life. Just got to keep living it until you get to the ending. Like reading a book, it's no fun if you already know the ending. It's the thing you crave and you're either happy with it or not."
"Or it's a cliffhanger," I say.
"Either way. I don't know if you end up with Jason or not. I don't know if you get the happily ever after or Reyna does or even if Jason does."
"It would just be nice to find out already."
"You and me both. All of your teenage hormones are getting on my nerves."
Leo's POV
"So Percy..." I say as he twitches nervously in the booth. We decided to sit with him in the ice cream place. "...you like water fountains and pretty brunettes?" This reason too.
"I have no..." then Percy looked at Nancy. "I'll kill you!"
"PERCY!" Annabeth said as she thumped his head down.
"But-"
"No buts!" Annabeth said.
"Hey Percy, ever think you were Aquaman and jump from the top of the slide?"
"Aquaman can't fly," Stan said.
"Which makes it even funnier cause that's what Percy did!" I said.
"Aquaman can fly underwater though!" Percy responded.
"Yeah, it's called swimming," Jason shot back.
"Ever eat a brownie from a guy on the subway?" I asked.
"I mixed my bag with his!" Percy said.
"I can just imagine a high Percy. 'Hey guys, I'm like Spongebob in real life.' No, actually Percy would say, 'I'm tougher than Chuck Noris cause when I swim the water just forms around me.'" I said laughing.
"No one is tougher than Chuch Noris!" Stan replied. "He's so tough, that when he does pushups he doesn't have to move. The earth just moves up and down."
"Well-"
"Guys!" Jason cried.
"What?" I asked before seeing a dracnae outside of a Macy's.
"Oh my gosh are those shoes on sale I have got to go check those out," Jason said getting up and speed walking to the dracnae.
Nancy had this confused look on her face as she watched Jason go after the women's shoe sale.
"You know us guys and shoe shopping," i said as I got up too.
Jason's POV
Oh yeah, I am smooth. I felt just like a power ranger getting out of that situation.
I would totally be the red power ranger. Or maybe the blue? Do they still have the black ranger? I should look that up. Nah, I don't need to look it up because I'm as awesome as the green dragon ranger. Or would that be Percy? I could totally be...
Oh right the Dracnae!
I took out my coin and got it ready to be flipped. I looked around. The dracnae was heading over to the high heels. Poor choice in style. I flipped my coin, this part of the store was no clearance and to be honest these shoes were ugly as heck. Leo ran over and said, "Quick! Give me some witty thing to say while we fight!"
"What?"
The dracnae jumped up from a clothing rack with friends. Two more dracnae to fight. I got my sword and slashed at their bottom half. They backed up and prepared to counter. I blocked the first one but the other two I had to jump back and I lost my footing. Leo grabbed one of those huge hook things and attempted to slam it down on the dracnae.
The closest one had a late reaction and turned to dust but the other two fled before getting hit.
"That one was so out of season!" Leo said.
"Was that your witty comeback?" I asked.
"Yeah, you like?"
"I wouldn't open with that one." Then we heard the dracnae hissing and the sounds of a struggle. "Someone must be fighting them too."
We ran over to the sounds of the conflict and we found Piper and Reyna each fighting their separate dracnae. Both of them were weaponless at the moment. I was about to tell Leo to help one and I would get the other but another dracnae decided to join the party and jumped him.
"I'm fine Jason, just save one of them!" he said as he repeatedly banged the pole to the dracnae's head. "Those fangs don't match your black eye!"
As i heard more of Leo's lame puns, I had to choose who to save. Piper or Reyna. R or P. Left or right. Up or down. Soup or salad.
I made my decision.
"I'm coming..."
I'm such a douchebag. Here I leave for a month and leave a complete cliffhanger with Nancy Bobofit and now I'm leaving for like a week with this!
I wonder who he's gonna save? P or R? Who do you think he should save?
Also, listen to Happily Ever After by He is We. It's awesome and is relevant to Piper and Reyna's situation. Also, you all want to know the end of the story too, right?
Review because you should have a lot to say from a month's break!
