Thirty four: Zack's birthday bash part 2
Because of the dramatic stunt of Tifa and Cloud, the group decided to quit paintball and go to the next destination instead, which was a karaoke place, they got their VIP room complete with drinks and snacks for the occassion. The couples sat close together with their partners, with Yuffie, Vincent, Tifa and Cloud on the other couch and across from them was Zack and Aerith. The two female rivals had not yet talked ever since the paintball incident, but Tifa whispered the words 'blood traitor' in Aerith's ear threateningly.
"I wanna sing first!" Yuffie exclaimed as she scanned the song book with Vincent, Tifa and Cloud were busy munching on some snacks while laughing about something.
"That paintball match was hell when you were not on my team." Cloud whispered into Tifa's ear which made her blush, then she giggled.
"I know, it was hell with Aerith on my team, that traitor." Tifa whispered back. Cloud started chuckling then he intertwined his fingers with hers before he gave her a lingering kiss.
They had a couple of drinks first while still deciding on what to sing, but it didn't happen until they were all starting to feel the alcohol take its effect.
Yuffie was the first one to sing.
Heads in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser
And Realize what I've got!
They were surprised at how good she can sing, even hit the high notes without problems. But Cloud was left open mouthed not because of Yuffie's singing, but because of his alcohol induced fiance who was grinding sexily at her bestfriend, he took in how graceful she moved. He swallowed thickly while trying his best to hide his bulge down below.
HOW COME SHE NEVER DANCED FOR ME LIKE THAT?! He angrily yelled in his mind.
"I picked out a song for you." Yuffie told Tifa, who was already holding the mic.
"Oh yeah?" Tifa responded. She looked at the screen when the song started, it has a funny and catchy beat and her face went from smiling to perplexed when she saw the title.
Don't want no short dick man
"WHAT THE HECK?!"
Zack started laughing out loud while Cloud and Vincent wore the same perplexed looks as Tifa.
Ooh. You touch my tralala.
Zack started on a sultry voice.
Mmmm. My ding ding dong.
Yuffie stood up to dance along with Zack, who was doing some sort of chicken dance while bobbing their heads like a couple of ducks along with the beat. Tifa started laughing uncontrollably while shaking a dazed Cloud, who was wearing a lazy smile on his face. Aerith moved her body timidly with that still snooty look on her face while Vincent's perplexed look since the beginning never left his face. Tifa started doing her robot dance on her seat.
"THROUGH THE TEST OF TIIIIIME AH-YAH-AH-YAH-YAH-AYYY!" Tifa yelled on top of her lungs which made everyone wince, except Zack, who was cheering wildly for her, and Yuffie, who was bobbing her head in approval with a smug smile on her face. Aerith muttered 'pathetic' under her breath. Tifa lifted her hands in the air suddenly like she was praising the Gods with her eyes closed, throwing the mic in the process and making it land on the carpeted floor with a loud thud.
"How about that, motherfuckers." Tifa said with her hands still in the air.
"WOO! ALRIGHT!" Zack yelled while clapping his hands like a seal. Tifa looked down at Cloud, who was biting his lip while staring at her with heavy lidded eyes, obviously drunk.
I go crazy .
Cloud sang while swaying slightly, despite being drunk, his voice was immaculate.
When I look in your eyes, I still go crazy.
He sang gently while he gestured towards Tifa, who as clutching her bosom with a dreamy smile on her face.
No, my heart just can't lie.
"BOO!" Yuffie exclaimed suddenly while twirling her fist in the air. Cloud threw the mic in the air irritably before walking back to his seat, the mic landed on the carpeted floor heavily before it made a very loud feedback noise which made everyone scream.
"MY EARS ARE RINGING!" Zack exclaimed while he covered his ears.
There's no easy way to break somebody's heart.
Vincent sang shyly and quietly but Yuffie was already fuming in her seat.
"Is that it?! Are you singing that song so you..." Yuffie paused while she thought for a while, pointing a limp finger at Vincent while swaying slightly. "You're breaking up with me aren't you?!"
"What?" Vincent asked, perplexed look coming back, he was the only one sober in the group. "No! This is my favorite song." But it was no use, drunken Yuffie ran towards the corner to cry loudly, Tifa started laughing while pointing at her bestfriend while she clutched the shoulder of her equally drunken fiance, who was doing a biting motion with his teeth while slowly approaching Tifa's neck.
"So sad..." Zack said with a pained expression before he too started sobbing with a pathetic look on his face, though no tears were coming out.
Don'cha wish your girlfriend is hot like me.
Drunk Aerith sang while grinding her hips. Zack yelled on top of his lungs while he cupped his mouth with both hands.
'"TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!" He yelled, Aerith winked at him before Cloud threw an empty can towards her direction.
"THERE'S NO WAY I'D WISH MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOT LIKE YOU!" He yelled, Zack and Aerith looked at his direction with their faces fuming in anger.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" The drunk lovers said at the same time before Aerith launched herself to her ex to strangle him. Tifa started screaming obscenities while she gripped Aerith's wrist to stop her.
"LET GO OF MY FIANCE YOU BITCH!" Tifa yelled which made Aerith let go of Cloud to strangle Tifa instead, both ladies screaming on top of their lungs. Yuffie suddenly clobbered them both which made them all fall over on the floor with a sickening thud. Zack and Cloud were also busy strangling each other.
"WHY IS YOUR GRIP SO STRONG?!" Zack yelled.
"BECAUSE YOU'RE PATHETIC!" Cloud yelled back. Vincent started sobbing without tears while he looked at the complete chaos inside the room, the alcohol finally doing its job to mess up his brain.
"Mommy, pick me up, I'm scared..." He said to no one in particular while he still sobbed. Yuffie was rolling on the floor while laughing while Tifa and Aerith were doing the same thing, the rolling, except they were killing each other.
Sometime later, a loud knock on the door was heard, Tifa woke up with a start to find herself on top of a passed out Aerith, while Yuffie was beside her, laying on her side. Tifa winced before she sat up to look around.
"What the..." She tried to remember what had happened but her swirling vision was not helping at all, but how her contacts was still intact was beyond her, then she looked at Cloud, who was laying on the couch, with one arm outstretched towards Zack's neck, who was on the floor. Vincent's was sprawled on the same couch while he snored loudly. The knock was heard again. Tifa jumped before she started waking everyone up.
"Wake up!" She hissed while she shook everyone, who all started groaning. Then she went to answer the door. The male staff behind it was startled by her appearance. Her hair was disheveled and her eyes were glazed over.
"Sorry... Ummm... Ms. Lockhart." The man said before he let out a nervous laugh. "I just want to inform that you only have an hour remaining, would you like to extend your stay?" He asked. Tifa stared at the guy like he has three heads before she spoke.
"Nah... I think we had enough." Tifa slurred before she clutched her mouth. The male staff was startled.
"Oh! Would like me to send you some ginger ale?"
"Yes please." Tifa said behind her hand. "Sorry about the mess." She said.
"Oh no, it happens all the time." The staff said before Tifa handed him some cash.
"You didn't see nothin'" Tifa said while looking around like they were a pair of conspirators.
"Of course, Ms. Lockhart." The staff said with a wink before he went away to get some ginger ales. Then he went back to where the brunette was. "Can I have your autograph?" He asked.
"Sure, as long as I don't puke all over you." Tifa said weakly.
"Oh! Right, I'll get the ginger ales now. Wait for me!"
"Who the hell are you talking to?" The slurred voice of Cloud Strife right behind her made her jump before he grabbed her wrist to turn her around, she did not like the feeling on her stomach when he did that, she knew she would throw up any moment.
"Come here." Cloud said before he gave Tifa a sloppy and wet kiss which had her whimpering with wide eyes. Tifa pushed him away harshly with her eyes still wide. "What?" He asked, he was answered when his fiancee suddenly threw up all over him. "OH MY GODS!" He screamed on top of his lungs waking everyone up.
A/N: Last part of Zack's insane birthday bash is next. The songs, lol:
Yuffie: Problem - Ariana Grande
Tifa: (Though she didn't sing it): Don't want no short dick man - 20 Fingers
Zack: Ding dong song - Gunther
Tifa: Through the fire - Chaka Khan
Cloud: I go crazy - Paul Davis
Vincent: There's no easy way - James Ingram
Aerith: Don'cha - Pussycat Dolls