Scene 35

Savin' the World Before Honeymoonin' part 1

In the Anderson's living room... All the gang has gathered. Tigress walks in with the U.S. President. She looks at the group. Jill is setting up a huge vat on the fire with Thomas's help, Claire is practicing attacking, Mandy is practicing breathing fire, Soo Jin and Ryan are working with the army on tracking the call, Steve is grabbing supplies, and Carol is helping Rick to practice sword fighting with swords and shields made out of light. Tigress smiles.
Tigress: Well, well, well... This is quite a sight. Mandy, Claire, you'll be quite helpful but stop practicin' now. We can't have the house destroyed.
They nod and stop doing what they're doing.
Tigress: Jill, Thomas, I'm gonna need a truth potion, and an anti-gas potion.
Jill: Got cha.
Tigress: Soo Jin, Ryan, tell me as soon as ya get the co-ordinates.
They nod.
Tigress: George, Steve, take plenty of supplies to Atlantis. Not yet though.
Steve: One step ahead o' ya.
Tigress: By the way, Rick and Carol... are ya two doin'? Ya look like ya came right outta the Zelda video game.
Rick: I'm gonna be attackin' with these.
Tigress: Hell no! You're gonna use real weapons, if ya fight.
Rick fae: Etarginessid.
The swords and shields fade.
Tigress: Those who need weapons, follow me.
She walks to what looks like a closet but there's a keypad on the side. She types in 8447377 and enter. The door opens just like Crystal's door would upstairs. Tigress walks in with purpose, and walks back out with a grenade launcher.
Army: DUCK!
Mandy: I thought there wasn't gonna be destruction of the house.
Soo Jin: Smile.
click
The scene changes to a close up of Jonathon. The beginning of We R Who We R by Ke$ha starts playing. He jumps in surprise and trips.
Jonathon: Ow.
Jonathon pushes himself up and shakes himself off. He reaches in his pocket and pulls out Jake's phone.
Jonathon: What's this? A new text?
He opens the phone up and opens the message. He then slams the phone shut, drops it, and runs out of the room.
Narrator: What could possibly scare the kidnapper so badly? Well, I'll show ya.
The screen blacks out and in fades the picture of Tigress holding the grenade launcher, her wedding dress covered in blood and ripped at the knees, wearing spiky heals and black ripped tights. Her smile gives off her evil killing intent. Underneath are the words "I'm coming 4 u." The scene changes back to the Anderson's. Ryan walks up to the door.
Ryan: Tigress, we still can't trace the call or the text.
Tigress: That's fine. Thanks.
She walks out dragging a chest. In the center of the army, she stops and kicks the chest over, strewing all her weapons (that she isn't already wearing) on the floor.
Tigress: Take what cha want. I don't care if ya mess 'em up either, just give 'em back. Ya got that?
The faces nod.
Tigress: Good. Now then...
She walks over to her friends and family.
Tigress: How's it goin', Jill?
Jill: Great.
Tigress smiles.
Tigress: Prrrfect. My plan is ready except for one detail... Neyeli Jorgan.
A few seconds later... poof
Everyone starts coughing and then there is "Diamond".
Tigress: Don't cha have another fairy form?
"Diamond": No. So why am I here?
Tigress sighs.
Tigress: Where is Devil Knight?
"Diamond": Sittin' on the vampire's throne. He's waitin' ta ambush ya. That is' if ya make it past all the traps.
Tigress: I'm startin' ta like this guy. And Jake?
"Diamond": Locked in a cage in the throne room. One of the traps is a cage for you too.
Tigress: Of course, of course. Rick, go get yourself a real sword and shield. Anna, you get a pistol and a bow and arrows. Thanks, Neyeli. Go back now before they realize you're gone.
"Diamond" fae: Dnes em kcab.
She fades away as Rick and Mandy come back.