Author's Note: We have a special guest for this one-shot! Please, put your hands together for...
Kyuubey from Puella Magi Madoka Magica/Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica/Madoka Magica/Meguca/Meguca Meduka
Kyuubey: "Thank you, thank you. Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin does not own One Piece or anything relating to Madoka Magica. Now, does anybody want to make a contract with me?"／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
Me: "Sorry, Kyuubey, that's NOT called for, since this is the One Piece universe. Oh, thank you to kopycat101 for giving me the inspiration to have Gareth sing the Madoka Rap."
The fun-filled hipster day began when the Straw Hats were eating their pre-dinner mayonnaise.
"Sanji, can we have meat?" Luffy – naturally – asked Sanji.
"No. Now, shut up and eat your pre-dinner mayonnaise. It's good for you," Sanji stated. Bepo then walked up to Sanji and whispered in his ear. "Alright, screw the pre-dinner mayonnaise, we're going out for the night."
On the Hyperion, the Capricorns were also having pre-dinner mayonnaise.
"Pre-dinner mayonnaise? Ew," Yuki-Rin stated.
"Didn't I see this on Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time?" Hana asked Yuki-Rin.
"Guys, eat your pre-dinner mayonnaise before we have some Painful Patriotic Pancakes. It's good for you," Sebastian explained.
"Can we at least donate our mayonnaise to Hijikata from Gintama?" Holden whined.
"Shut up, Holden!" Sebastian yelled. Soren walked up to Holden, desite the fact he was sitting next to him.
"Holden, please eat some pre-dinner mayonnaise, even though it tastes awful. Tons of people you like eat pre-dinner mayonnaise – The Ramones, Tre Cool, Pete Wentz, Finn and Jake, Alucard, Mystery Guitar Man, Princess Bubblegum, Haruko Haruhara. Heck, even our bro likes pre-dinner mayonnaise," Soren explained as Heathcliffe threw his pre-dinner mayonnaise out the window in the background.
"Bro, Heathcliffe just threw his mayonnaise out the window," Holden pointed out, thus breaking the fourth wall. Soren then shoved his brothers' heads into the big jar of mayonnaise in the center of the table.
"Dinner is served, bitches!" Soren yelled. Bepo then walked up to Soren and whispered something in his ear.
"We're going somewhere to watch T.V.! But, eat your pre-dinner mayonnaise first! It's good for you!" Soren shouted. The Capricorns groaned. With Kidd, he was on his phone.
"Yes, what's is this woman's measurements? A party? At Trafalgar's? Fuck. You," Kidd said before hanging up. Over at Enies Lobby…
"Dinner is served, bitches!" Spandam announed as he threw down a platter with childrens' toys on it. The CP9 sweatdropped. Bepo then whispered something to Spandam.
"Shut up and eat some pre-dinner mayonnaise! It's good for you!" Spandam yelled to the bear.
"In Swenglish," Lucci added. A few hours later, the Capricorns, Straw Hats, and Supernovas were in Law's submarine.
"I warned you kids about the pre-dinner mayonnaise," Kumadori drunkenly yelled as he fired a shotgun outside.
"That's my cue to leave," Kidd said as he got up and left. Bepo just dragged him back to his seat. Law and Bonney stepped in front of the group of pirates. Both of them wore hipster clothing.
"Not another chapter about hipsters!" Everyone said.
"Sorry, guys, but parody chapters are too mainstream," Law said. Then, Churuya popped out of nowhere.
"Hey, Law-kun, Law-kun! Do have any smoked cheese?" Churuya asked Law.
"Smoked cheese is too mainstream," Law stated.
"Nyoron~," Churyua said before she went behind a shower curtain and disappeared.
"You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen," The Capricorns sang in hopes Sweden from Hetalia would show up. But, Coobie – A.K.A., Kyuubey from Madoka Magica – came instead.
"Kartik, become Meguca!" Kyuubey pleaded to Kartik.
"Don't do it! That's Coobie!" Kazuma cried.
"Do I get a contract from Coobie?" Gareth asked.
"No. Being Meguca is suffering," Kyuubey said.
"And too mainstream," Bonney said.
"Okay, that's it! You, me, Madoka Rap, now!" Gareth yelled as he pointed to Kyuubey. "I must become Meguca!"
"I won't let you, Gareth. Being Meguca is suffering," Kyuubey told Gareth. Then, the music began.
"Coobie, you know what time it is?" Gareth sang to Kyuubey.
"Magical Girls, represent!" Kyuubey sang.
"Awww, hell yeah! Let's go!
Down, dirty bitches, becoming the witches
Grindin' up and down, because they grantin' all my wishes
Bringin' out all my aces, like this game was poker
Banish all the witches, thank you, based Madoka
What a joker, the trick is in the wrist
Wish you kept your head, Mami, 'cause you don't know what you missed
Now, the witches getting pissed and jacking up my swag
When I'm finished with this shit, send my regards to the body bag
Home of the brave! Puttin' work to the street like a slave!
Keep a rugged dress code, always in the stress mode," Gareth rapped.
"Being Meguca is –" Kyuubey sang before Heathcliffe threw square watermelons at Kyuubey.
"I! Hate! The! Madoka! Rap!" Heathcliffe yelled as he threw one watermelon for each word he said. Everyone grew silent.
"Tebow sucks! Tebow sucks! Tebow sucks! Tebow sucks!" Bonney chanted.
"I am not this Tebow you speak of. I am a Coobie," Kyuubey said.
"Yeah, well your speech on entropy that you gave to people convertering to Pastafarianism was wrong. VERY, VERY WRONG," Yuki-Rin stated.
"Would YOU like to make a contract with me?" Kyuubey asked Yuki-Rin.
"No! I'm happy! See?" Yuki-Rin said as she grabbed Kazuma and began making-out with him. "Oh, Kazuma, I love you! You are so handsome!"
"I love you too, Yuki-Rin! You are the greatest girlfriend ever!" Kazuma yelled back before taking Yuki-Rin in his manly arms. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Is this seriously a joke?" Daisuke asked everyone.
"That's mah boy!" Whitebeard drunkenly yelled.
"What are you doing here?" Kartik asked Whitebeard.
"I like to peep on the Coobies," Whitebeard answered.
"Being Meguca is suffering," Ace added.
"Ace, go save Hameru!" Sabo cried.
"That won't be necessary," Ace said. His hat was now gone, he wore sunglasses, and he was smoking a cigar. Many chickens and ducks surronded him.
"Well, I have to go watch security footage of Forever 21 changing rooms. I'll leave you be," Kyuubey said before walking away. Everyone then got the chance to sweatdrop.
"The fuck was all of that for?" Enlai asked everyone.
"What a pedo," Gareth commented before eating some pizza-flavored Pringles.
"Once you pop, the fun don't stop!" Sabo said. Law grabbed Gareth's tube of Pringles and threw the Pringles out the window.
"This also makes a good hipster intsrument, because regular bongos are too mainstream," Law explained as he began playing his Pringles tube bongo.
"Where can I get one of those?" Kidd cried. Law stopped bongo-ing and glared at kid.
"Wal-mart, bitch," Law explained. Everyone sighed.
"What did we come here for again?" Sanji asked everyone.
"Oh, yeah! We were supposed to watch the season premiere of Portlandia together!" Bonney said as she turned the T.V. on to IFC. But, that episode of Portlandia was ending.
"Damn it! I hate when that happens!" Yuki-Rin cried.
"Oh, well. Anybody wanna watch Meguca Meduka?" Kidd asked everyone.
"No! Not even for a Klondike bar!" The Capricorns said.
Ending Note: Review to see things such as Ace in Pimp Charm School, karaoke night for the Shichibukai, and Sabo and Kohza having a kitten fight.
Do it, or else Kyuubey (with Mansopp) will find you. ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼