I DO NOT Own Pokemon~!

The correct answer to how many times Drew has woken up in a strange place is 7.

1. When a flaming rafter was dropped on him and woke up with Manaphy.

2. When he was trapped in the egg.

3. When he was about to be killed by mono-minded beedrill and woke up in the hospital.

4. When he was KO'ed in the contest by Slowbro and got some bad news from Manaphy.

5. At the rocket base with Munchlax and Undercover agent Furret and woke up in a cage.

6. When Drew fell from a chair and was KO'ed and woke up with Manaphy again.

7. When Team Rocket captured him and he awoke with Liz in a cage.

I have noticed a pattern in this…he gets knocked out and wakes up in a cage…I'll need to chance that…maybe in a volcano…

Drew*Pops up out of nowhere*: I think I would enjoy the cage more…

Waveripple:*Jumping* Wah! How's you get out of story?! And, why are you a human?

Drew: Liz told me. And, Before I came here I looked some of your other stories…

Waveripple: YOU WHAT!? If anyone from those other stories sees you, you could mess up the time stream or something! I hate explain to people that there from some one imagination!

Drew: That made no sense. Anyway…I don't really care…Though, I must say, that 'Hearts of Night' is…

Waveripple: Is…?

Drew: Weird.

Waveripple: *Crestfallen* Something bad is going to happen to you soon in this story for that comment…Now, on with the story.

So, if you add one huge forest, two reborn humans, and take minus a sense of direction, you get Liz and I screaming like lost children—which we were, technically.

"HELP! SO ONE FINE US!" Liz cried.

"PLEASE, HELP!" I shouted. Nothing, not even a peep. I sighed as Liz and I walked towards a lake. "I think we're lost."

"Oh, what ever gave you that idea?" Liz sneered. "Was it the fact that we have no idea where we are?"

"I get it, I get it," I fell to the ground. "This is not time for smart remarks…"

"It's always time for smart remarks for you, Drew," A voice chortled. Liz and I jumped, and spun around. In the bushes was that super annoying, May loving, mud fish. "Since your always making them!" Quagsire laughed. "Hey! GUYS! I found LIZ! Oh…and Drew too."

Then a flash of deep blue burst from behind Quagsire—sending him flying into the lake—and roped herself around my head. "Drew-da okay!" I chuckled.

"Hey!" Liz cried, her voice sounding hurt. "I'm okay too!" Sapphire stoped rubbing my head.

"I know," She smiled. "But, Lizard is strong, so I no need worry. Drew-da could had been hurt!" I felt crestfallen you have got to be kidding me… "Oh, Drew-da, May-ma was crying over you!…And Lizard too. Oh, and Munchlaz was going…Chicken called it crazy looking for you!" Just then, Munxhlax was running faster then the big eater Pokemon should be able to and hugged Liz.

I pulled Sapphire off my head as the rest of the crazy bunch of Pokemon and humans came over. May let out a long sighed.

"I was so worried about you guys," She said. Quagsire rolled his eyes and mutter something. "I thought Team Rocket might have actually won for once."

"Ha! Team Rocket, win! That's a laugh!" Pikachu cried from Ash's shoulder.

"Oh, yeah! We'll so you!" Just then, a huge metal, robo,…Feebas from the water. Oh, great, A team Rocket Robot…joy.

Liz's mouth fell open. "Does this happen often?"

"Unfortunately…" Pikachu, Piplup, Munchlax, Blaziken, and I sighed. "It does."

"These guys are freaks," Liz muttered.

"We know." Team Rocket said something with about capturing Pikachu—and Liz and Sapphire and me. Blah, blah, some one the humans made a quip, and then Team Rocket got mad and attacked. The Feebas robot sent metal arms to get us Pokemon.

"Watch out!" Some one cried.

Once again, I was super happy for my special ability, Quick Feet. Maybe being small and fuzzy has some advantages. "Oh, I hope Manaphy never hears that…" I muttered as I jumped over a metal arm. "He'll never let me live it down…" I ducked under a swinging arm.

"WAH! HELP!" My breath got caught in my throat. That was Sapphire. I turned just in time to see a metal arm grab Sapphire. I deadpanned.

"SAHPPIRE!" Most everyone cried—everyone that is but Quagsire. Enrage that Mewoth would ignore my threats and attacked Sapphire. "PUT HER DOWN!"

Waveripple: This, Drew, is my revenge. Never get on the wrong side of the author.

Drew: *Mouth hanging open* You are one evil cat…person…thing.

Waveripple: Gijinka, you mean, Gijinka.

Drew: Huh?

Waveripple: Go to deviantART, you'll see. There's some good Pokemon Gijinka on there you know.

Drew: Just hurry up and get the next chapter done. And this one don't make it filled with us talking…and your dumb lists.

Waveripple:*Eyebrow twitching at word dumb* He just would learn will he…?