Soo... how many of you were obsessed with Mario? This chapter is featuring Scales as the main person since she hasn't really gotten a chance to shine yet. WARNING! Before you read this chapter, look up the Happy Mask Salesman on google images and Child Link. :D Question of the Day: Am I a nerd for wanting to learn how to play the ocarina? Eh... yeah I am... DONT CARE, GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

"Hey, have you guys ever considered that Dimentio is *dung dung dung* a robot?" Kortez asked

"No." everyone said

"Well you guys suck, and WHY IS IT RAINING IN HERE?!" Kortez yelled

Earlier in Hyrule...

"Hey Link! Why don't you play the Song of Storms for no reason at all?" Navi asked (guy) Link

"Whatever..." (guy) Link said

A, Down, Up, A, Down, Up.

You played the Song of Storms! Hey, Look! It started raining!

Back at Castle Bleck

"I like rain..." Link said absentmindedly

"Whatever. Who wants to come with me to interigate Dimentio?" Kortez asked

"MEH!" Scales shouted

Then they went off to kidnap Dimentio.

Later

Dimentio was tied to a chair in a dark room with a single lamp lit right above where he was sitting. Then Kortez and Scales started to shake him to wake him up.. (They had knocked him out with a uh... pony. Yeah, that will work)

"Ah! Uhh where am I?" Dimentio asked

"Where is Dimentio?" Scales asked

"I am Dimentio!"

SLAP!

"WHERE IS DIMENTIO?" Kortez asked

"I AM DIMENTIO!" Dimentio screamed

SLAP!

"Hmm..., he's not talking..." Scales said "Maybe we will ask his little robot buddies..."

"WHAT?! YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?!" Dimentio yelled

"What did you do with the real Dimentio?" Scaled asked

With Link, Dark, and Twilight

"Are ocarina's really magical?" Dark asked

"Yep." Link said

"Do you have a magic ocarina?" Twiight asked

"Yep."

"Why do you have a magic ocarina?" Dark asked

"A little green skirted hero gave it to me."

"Oh."

With Kortez and Scales

Kortez and Scales glanced at each other and held large bricks over their heads.

GLOMP!

Then they glomped Dimentio over the head, knocking him out instantly. Then they went into his bedroom to steal his tunic thingys and his hats when they found Belinda letting an angery Pikachu in a cage loose.

"You pranking Dimentio?" Kortez asked

Belinda nodded her head.

"Alright." Scales said and then she and Kortez left with the clothes to go to the Happy Mask Shop.

At the Happy Mask Shop

At the Happy Mask Shop, the owner, the Happy Mask Salesman, was doing his normal stuff. Like... child abusing 12 year old boys, causing children to flee in fright to hide under their beds, and having random fits of rage. When Kortez and Scales walked in, he happened to be abusing the Hero of Time.

"WHERE IS THE MASK?! IF YOU DON'T GET IT BACK, THE FATE WILL BE TERRIBLE TO ALL CITIZENS OF TERMINA!" He screamed while having angry eyes and shaking the Hero of Time around.

"Well that is something you don't see everyday..." Kortez mumbled and walked up to the counter.

The Happy Mask Sales Man saw her and regained his calm composure.

"Ah! A customer!" He said happily, dropping the Hero of Time. "What can I get you?"

"We need 10 Dimentio masks. And make them snappy." Kortez said

"Alright. And do you happen to know a girl that looks like this young fellow here except a little taller?" The Mask Salesman asked

"Uh. Yes. Why?

"No reason... the Dimentio masks will be done in 2 hours... I'll even do them for free. Just take this little urchin back to Termina." he said with a sharp glance at Link.

"Um. Okay. We will be back at five." Scales said as she, Kortez, and Link left the mask shop.

"What a creeper!" Kortez exclaimed.

"You think he's creepy now? Why don't you be the person he is shaking around and yelling at?!" Link snapped.

"Well excuuuussee ME-"

"Don't start with me." He said "And By the way, no lands need saving at this moment. Take me home with you."

Kortez looked at him and started to say no. But he made a cute little boy face.

"Fine..."

Back at Castle Bleck

"Hey Mista L. Wheres Link?" Scales asked Mr. L who was standing near the front door.

"In her room. Why is guy Link with you?" Mr. L asked

"Happy Mask Salesman made us take him." Scales said

Then they went up to Link's room.

(The following content may be confusing to those with tiny brains)

"Fine! I'll play the freakin Song of Storms." (girl) Link said

Then Kortez, Scales, and guy Link walked in.

"Omi Grambi, their like twins." Scales said when she saw the two Links sanding next to each other.

"Yeah. 'cept girl Link's hair is longer.' Dark said

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. I got to pick up some masks from a crazy salesman for a prank. So can you babysit this tiny hero?" Kortez said

"How can I babysit him? I'm only 13... plus he's old enough to stay home alone..." girl Link said

"Whatever. I gotta go." Kortez said gruffly and left to go to the mask shop.

"Yeahh... we gotta go too." Scales said and everyone else left the room except the two Links.

"Milk Bar?"

"Yeah. Hope Gorman isn't there..."

Back with Kortez

"Alright you creepy child abuser, just hand over the masks."

"Alright! Did you take Link back to Termina?"

"Yeah, sure."

"I see that you lie."

Then the Mask Salesman grabbed Kortez and started shaking her around. Then Kortez bit his hand off and grabbed the masks.

"OWWWIEEEE! YOU GAVE ME AN OWIE YOU MEAN TURTLE!" the Happy Mask Salesman screamed

"SCREW U!" Kortez screamed at him and ran out of the store back to Castle Bleck.

Back at Castle Bleck

Dimentio was still knocked out in the dark room. Meanwhile, the Pastas were in the meeting room. Except for Link and Link who went to the Milk Bar.

"Why do we have Dimentio's clothes?" Luna asked

"We are going to make ourselves clones of him." Scales said

"That's why I had to get all these Dimentio masks made." Kortez said

"Alright. Makes sense. Let's get dressed." Luna said as she grabbed the hat, mask, and the pantaloon thingys from the table they were sitting on.

After they were all dressed, they went into the room where Dimentio was tied up and woke him up.

"AHHH! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF ME?!" Dimentio screamed

"Just admit that Weegee is awesome, BEN is real, that pie is shweet , and Twilight and Darks rotten flesh burritos are pretty much the best thing ever."

"Never!" Dimetio choked

"SAY IT OR WE WILL ZAP YOU WILL OUR MAGIC OCARINAS THAT WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE STOLE FROM PEOPLE!

"Oh fine! Weegee is awesome! BEN is real! Pie is shweet! And Twilight and Dark's burritos are the best thing ever!" Dimentio exclaimed

"Gooooddd..."

Then they glomped him over the head again, untied him and left.

Twilight: I don't get it...

Me: Play Zelda then

Random Commenter: This is a Mario fic not a Zelda one! If you like Zelda so much, write a Zelda fic!

Me: I AM! JUST DONT KILL MEEEE!

Samantha: Pantaloons X3