Christmas make outs are not a thing.

Valeria isn't sure if Brighton was being serious or trolling her but she's miffed all the same.

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The expression is Jack Frost nipping at your nose, not Jack Frost nipping at your nipples. Cease teaching the younger students otherwise this instant!

Tania decided what the winter season needed was chaos and went wild.

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Edgelord is not your name, cease introducing yourself as such.

Very well the Edgelord shall comply.

STOP IT!

Alexandre was in a trollish mood and Yannick had enough.

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You will not turn the teaching staff's names into swear words.

Jim was unimpressed, so very much unimpressed, and Nate Adams and Nate Dunbar won't stop laughing.

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Cease screaming MISTER CROWLEY!

Never!

Leo and Danny can't stop themselves and Shirley is done with the both of them.

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No one is going to call you papa ice.

Bastien worries his friends sometimes.

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No one is anybody's daddy!

Sometimes Odd decides to things on purpose, Ulrich won't stop grinning, and Jeremy does not enjoy being referred to as Aelita's daddy in any way, shape, or form.

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No one is anybody's Big Momma!

Innocence doesn't remain forever.

Aelita's alternates between laughing and apologizing, Odd and Ulrich just laugh, and Jeremy doesn't how to deal with it all and the CPT is horrified.

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Don't call anyone a hipster douchenozzle.

Then don't act like a hipster douchenozzle.

Punching someone in the face for insulting you while understandable is still grounds for punishment.

Xavier was acting like a hipster to the max degree which annoyed Tristan who subsequently called him a hipster douchenozzle. This offended Xavier beyond measure and Tristan has the beginning stages of a black eye, while the other boy is now serving detention.

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Mrs. Meyer's eyes were twitching as she beheld the two giant piles of snow set side by side. By her side Adele began giggling at over the fact they were in the shape of boobs and the helpful signs declaring one Mount Left and the other Mount Right.

With an enraged howl the math teacher charged forth and destroyed them swiftly, much to the disappointment of the students.

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Snow creations have a specific criteria and that was not it!

Mrs. Meyer was not expecting to find giant snow piles in the shape of boobs and swiftly destroyed them in rage.

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"Ulrich," Ulrich turned at the choking noise of his cousin and he immediately come to him at seeing the look of horror and shock on his young face. "Ciel what'—"He was immutably interrupted as Ciel looked him right in the eye and stated. "They weren't cultists, they were creepy sex fiends! Why would anyone want to dress up as animals and have sex with each other," he questioned as he stared imploringly at his cousin for answers.

Outwardly he paled; inwardly Ulrich found himself chanting an endless sonnet of fucks.

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While school is a place for learning, not everything has to be learned at school.

For the record once someone recovers from shock they will act, especially when they already told you no.

Whenever you say "It seemed like a good idea at the time" it's a sign that you've messed up.

Jeremy took pity on Ulrich and wrote the rule, but because Jeremy is not heartless he also left a warning for Jeremiah. For his part Jeremiah was hiding, dodging Ulrich, and has taken to heart the folly of "It seemed like a good idea at the time," especially because he only saw the laughs he could have and not the retribution he would face.

Lastly Ulrich has vowed vengeance on Jeremiah, Ciel is slightly less disturbed after the talk with his cousin, and Odd isn't helping matters by laughing about it.

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"Hey man enjoy the Christmas party, let it take your mind off things." Odd said as he nudged Ulrich, while giving him punch. Still in that sense of fuck sonnets Ulrich took the punch with a mumbled thanks. Elsewhere others were drinking punch some in merriments like Tristan, others to calm their nerves like Jeremiah, and others for the simply enjoyment of punch itself.

There were all unaware that the punch had been spiked and the first sign that something was wrong was when Sarah suddenly grabbed James by his crotch and declared it her property. As James squeaked in surprise, others had begun showing signs which alarmed the party's overseers beyond measure.

"I love you man," Pierre declared as he hanged off of Tristan, "You're my brother, my best friend, my brother. Lola this is Tristan, this is my best friend, my brother. Shirley this is Tristan, this is my best friend, my brother. James…." And on it went and Tristan went along with the ride, finding the whole thing hilarious and seriously hoping that he would remember Pierre's antics in the morning.

"Keep your clothes on," Emily hissed at Theo, who had been unsuccessfully trying to take off his shirt. Emily found herself confused when he suddenly took of his belt and then quickly mortified at his attempt to take articles of clothing off and while Tristan was a level of Zen drunk, Emily was not and thus she quickly marched Theo out of the gym.

Ignoring orders to cease drinking the punch Jeremiah drunk some more and then without hesitation he ran up to the wall, kicked himself of it, and then used his other foot to kick his uncle in the face for having the gall to demand him to cease drinking the awesome punch.

"You know I'm a fighter," Odd commented aloud. "I'm a savior; I saved the world from a maniacal…" Odd never got to finish what he saying as Ulrich slapped his hand over his mouth. "Stop talking, you're embarrassing yourself." He tossed a look at the small crowd Odd had gathered and then he abruptly removed his hand. "Did you just lick my hand?" Ulrich demanded as he turned to best friend.

"Yes I did lick your hand because you covered my mouth…. And that was just plain rude, rude, that was really rude Ulrich. You know what Ulrich you're the rudely rude man." Odd finished by shaking his finger in Ulrich's face. "I do things with that hand you licked," Ulrich commented in turn and Odd preceded to freak the fuck out and exclaim that he was contaminated and going to die to the amusement of those watching.

"SSAAAAMMM," Sissi cried to her girlfriend, "We have to lock all the windows or the sky will eat us! Don't laugh," she snarled to few were not too startled to react, "The sky is everywhere out there, so we have to look everything up, so the sky can't get it and eat us!" She hysterically finished and without looking behind Sam cried out, "Okay people lock the place up," as she confronted her girlfriend.

"My ladies," a giggling Hiroki said with a leer towards a group of ladies, "Want to see how I defy stereotypes?" He finished with a smirk as he cupped himself with one hand and did a thrust. As the girls gapped at him, Johnny was forcefully escorted towards the restroom after his repeated attempt to simply go to the bathroom in the gym inside was noticed.

"I have a confession to make, it was me! I was the one who said that Mrs. Meyer needed to get her ass laid. She can so bitchy that I thought she needed her husband to blow into like no tomorrow and hope that would her calm the fuck down. I just made the observation that she needed to get laid and I didn't expect it to spread, her to hear it, and then try to punish everyone for it. Which when you think about it really proved badly she needed the dick. Regardless I would like to apology for my actions and hope that no one was offended about her trying to give them an unjustified detention," Aelita finished as she bowed in sincerity and thus missed everyone's reactions that it was Aelita, who was inadvertently responsible for the rumor created so long ago.

By her side Jeremy was shaking his head in disbelief that she brought it up and over sexy she looked. He then tilted his head to the side before launching forward and caused Aelita to shriek as he twirled around. "Jeremy Belpois" though exactly she intended to say afterwards was lost as he got in a deep kiss. "You're so sexy," he murmured after they finished, "You're sexy when you're good, when you're bad, hell you're sexy in everything you do. My beautiful sexy Aelita," he finished as he nuzzled her neck.

Eventually the tag team of Principal Delmas, Jim, Adele, and Mr. Klotz were able to gain control of the chaos and do what was needed to get the students under control and off towards the dorms. Delmas thought that it would be worst of it when he arrived at his office to make the proper phone calls until he noticed that the door was already open.

As he rushed in he saw two empty red cups on the ground and his office chair pushed out. He then looked back at the cups and noticed that they looked as if they had been tossed on the ground. His eyes were once more drawn towards the office chair which had no business being pushed out, as he always had it pushed in when he left his office.

Nothing was out of place nor was anything missing and yet he couldn't help but feel this feeling of wrongness.

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Never spike the punch or any other drink and/or food source at a school hosted event.

The culprit(s) must reveal themselves at once.

No one is anyone's property.

Certain people should never drink.

Actions someone took under the influence shouldn't be held against them, especially when they became under the influence unknowingly.

In the following days after the party plenty of people were embarrassed and horrified over their actions from the party night, while others found themselves laughing themselves sick, and some had to reminded of what they had done. For example Jeremiah was stunned to discover exactly how his uncle had acquired a black eye, Aelita couldn't look Mrs. Meyer in the eyes, Mrs. Meyer just walked around with this stunned complete look of shock on her face, Pierre took everything in stride, and Sissi was mortified that she was never ever going to live down screaming that the sky was going to eat everyone.

While Tristan was happy beyond measure that he did remember Pierre's antics, the parents were not and it was rumored that the principal had lost coolness points. Though ultimately most of the parents were understanding of the situation and demands were made for the culprits to be identified.

Furthermore Odd was banned from ever drinking after Jeremy learned how close he had come to speaking of Xana. Aelita, Yumi, and William, the latter two communicating through the phone, further backed Jeremy and when Odd attempted to defend that no one would believe it Ulrich immediately knocked on wood and told him not to jinx himself.

Lastly the demands for the culprits to reveal themselves were naturally ignored. After all Thomas and Matthew didn't go through the trouble to create a distraction to enact their fantasy of having sex on Principal Delmas's desk, only to get in trouble for it.

Author's Note: Credit to Duskrider for inspiring the spiked punch scenario, though the circumstances of why the punch was spiked and antics of those involved were of my design.