Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama or any of its related seasons. They belong to Teletoon and Cartoon Network. The alphabet theme isn't mine and is property of Frank15. The 52 OC's in this story however are mine so do not steal them.
The Warning: This chapter contains sadness, cuddling, tender moments, racial slurs, hateful comments, implied sex, a hedge maze and a high tech pair of hedge clippers. You have been warned!
Note: Change of plans! Originally I intended a Nostalgia Critic type challenge, but since announcing this I've had a better idea … a hedge maze! I've updated the previous chapter's 'next time' section to reflect this change of ideas. In other news … this story now has OVER NINE THOUSAND hits! Thank you to everyone who has read the story to make this possible!
A maze full of haze!
Like with most episode recaps, it was late at night on Wawanakwa Island. The moon was high in the sky and looked almost … caring, if that makes sense … quite the opposite of the Moon in Majora's Mask which is just as much a classic as Ocarina if Time … but I ramble. Spider and Quana were standing on the dock of shame smiling and ready to give the intro to the episode.
"Before we start the intro I would just like to say that much to my relief Quana has recovered from her cold and is back to normal." Said Spider cheerfully.
"Luckily I had a guy who is good at giving T.L.C … Tender Loving Cuddles." Giggled Quana much to Spider's embarrassment.
"Quana!" Groaned Spider before composing himself. "Last time on Total Drama Letterama we were going to have a Snakes and Ladders challenge … notice the past tense? Well; Tabitha somehow ate chocolate and become as hyper as … well … I don't think anyone has seen anything like it. She was completely mad! So the challenge was changed to catching Tabitha and bringing her back to camp before she hurt herself."
"Before the challenge started we saw Paul and VayVay sharing a tender moment on the Dock of Shame; Paul promised VayVay that if they both survived elimination that night then he would tell her why he is germaphobic. And wouldn't you know it, they were both safe so in this episode Paul's germaphobia will finally be explained. I really think the amount of people who have found love on this show is so wonderful; it's really nice … though I cannot say that for Kasimar and Kim…" Said Quana in disdain.
"Yeah; she's hired Kasimar to find the Immunity Alphabet Idol for her while promising him sex if he succeeds … I find the fact she's willing to sell away her body for the Idol to not only be sickening … but a bit disturbing as well." Murmured Spider.
"You and me both my little arachnid." Agreed Quana. "Some people will do anything for money. Still; the challenge went fairly smoothly. Jill showed a strategic side by allying with Winnie due to them being the stragglers on their team while Opal and Zed's relationship kept getting stronger. But a very interesting thing happened when Eddie, whilst interrogating Rheneas, asked the pyro if the girl he liked was Tabitha … Rheneas had no choice but to admit that he was correct. Eddie sure is observant."
"I guess he's a detective for a reason." Mused Spider. "But in the end Eddie and Rheneas managed to bring Tabitha back to camp which gave Team Graveyard the win. Obviously this meant that Team Thunderbolt had to vote somebody off … and the result was quite surprising indeed."
"The votes made like a businessman and ended in a tie … a three way tie." Joked Quana. "That was bad … but regardless, Kim was selected as the tie breaker … and she voted for Tyson in order to upset Cherry, her former team mate in the early stages of the competition. Cherry was sad her boyfriend was voted off, but at least they were able to share one last kiss and a tender goodbye."
"Eleven campers remain, and by the end of the day it will be ten. The merge is only a trio of episodes away … so who will make it? Why exactly is Paul germaphobic? Will Kim ever get exposed? Who will Eddie choose to date? Will Tabitha eat chocolate again? And will I ever stop asking questions?" Asked Spider.
"Find out right now on Total Drama Letterama!" Finished Quana with a giggle.
(Theme Song, I wanna be Famous)
Team Graveyard were in the Champion Cabin and felt quite satisfied that they had managed to pull off another victory; not only that but they now had more team members than Team Thunderbolt did which would make it easier for them to win challenges … in theory at least.
"It feels good to win again; winning is what it's all about in a game like this." Said Kim in content. "Well, that and making friends."
"I quite agree; friends are what make flower power work." Agreed VayVay somewhat nonsensically.
Rheneas flopped down onto the sofa and switched on the TV with the remote.
"I wonder if anything good is on." Pondered Rheneas. "I'm in the mood to watch some of my shows before I hit the hay."
"What type of shows?" Asked Sasha curiously.
"Never you mind." Stated Rheneas as he relaxed while flipping through the channels.
"So guys; it's the final eleven, only a few more eliminations and the merge is gonna be here. I wonder what the free for all challenges will be like." Mused Eddie.
"In one word … hard." Said Paul while looking like something was on his mind. "And since only one person will be able to win immunity it'll be a lot easier to get voted off."
"I'd be fine with any of us winning." Said VayVay airily. "You are all my friends and friendship is the ultimate fishing boat … or something like that."
"Do you guys think that we can win again tomorrow? I don't want to lose any of you guys … especially you Eddie." Said Kim in a forced innocent and cute voice.
"I'm sure if we work together we'll be able to triumph … still, Team Thunderbolt does have a few strong players on it." Said Eddie while he adjusted his sunglasses. "But I'm sure I'll be fine and you'll be fine as well."
VayVay yawned and absent mindedly played with one of her orangey red bangs.
"I think I'm gonna go to bed; I feel as sleepy as an insomniac snowflake." Said VayVay as she headed to the stairs.
"I'll come too; I've got some stuff that I need to tell you." Said Paul as he followed after his girlfriend.
VayVay knew what Paul was talking about and nodded in acknowledgment.
"I'll be sure to give you my full attention." Said VayVay as she and Paul walked up the stairs.
After the red headed couple had left Sasha spoke up.
"I think I'm gonna go to the games room and play some Mario Kart Double Dash before bed; anybody want to join me?" Offered Sasha.
"No thanks; there might be something good on TV." Denied Rheneas politely.
"Sorry, but I stink at video games." Stated Kim.
"… You know what, I'll join you. It's been a while since I played that game." Smiled Eddie. "DK Mountain is my Favorite track."
"Thanks Eddie." Said Sasha sweetly. "I like that one too; but my favorite track is Wario Coliseum."
Eddie and Sasha left to the games room while Kim headed to the door of the Champion Cabin.
"Where are you going Kim?" Asked Rheneas.
"Oh, I'm gonna take a walk, I've got a fair bit to think about." Explained Kim. "Enjoy your show."
"Thanks, I will." Replied Rheneas as Kim shut the door and left.
Confessional: Could this been the return of Fiona and Lawrence?
Rheneas: After a day like today all I want to do is sit back and watch some good old TV.
Paul: The time has come … it's time to tell VayVay why I am germaphobic … I hope I can keep a straight face while telling her.
Kim: Time to go have some fun with Kasimar. (Kim giggles naughtily).
A few minutes later Eddie and Sasha were playing a game of Mario Kart Double Dash on the Nintendo GameCube in the Champion Cabin's games room. Eddie was playing as Donkey Kong and Mario in the Boo Pipes while Sasha was playing as Paratroopa and Toad in the Koopa Dasher. They had been racing on Mushroom Bridge. Sasha let out a cheer as she crossed the line in first place.
"Another win for the gamer girl!" Cheered Sasha. "I could never get tired of these video games … it's kind of sad in a way."
"What makes you say that?" Asked Eddie.
"Well; I have a habit of bringing games into everyday conversation … I'm addicted, no doubt about it. And it's too late to get out of the addiction. I love video games and all … but my life does seem to revolve around them and I'd like to be seen as more than the 'Local Game Guru' as my friends call me." Explained Sasha.
"I think you're more than just a gamer girl; I see you as a great friend who could be nice to everyone, even those she isn't fond of. Not only that but in my honest opinion you are one of the most interesting people I've ever met." Smiled Eddie. "And since you're a Hindu and thus you believe in reincarnation … I bet you'll be reincarnated as a princess which is kind of what you are; maybe like Princess Jasmine since I like your belly button piercing."
Sasha was now blushing bright red and had to fight to fight the urge to let out a flattered giggle.
"You think I'm like Princess Jasmine?" Asked Sasha while still blushing.
"Well she is the hottest Disney Princess … and yes, I did just say that." Said Eddie with a little embarrassment.
"I find you so easy to be around Eddie; you're very approachable, polite and handsome … you're going to make Kim very happy." Said Sasha with an almost sad smile while still looking happy.
"What makes you think I'll choose Kim?" Inquired Eddie. "I mean, I might … but I haven't decided; you're both wonderful girls … don't be thinking you aren't wonderful for even a second."
"… Thanks Eddie." Smiled Sasha with a noticeable blush. "You're a really great guy, you know that?"
"Well, I try to be modest…" Said Eddie with a cheerful expression. "You know; I remember when we first met before the first aftermath show, we really hit it off nicely."
"Yeah … and if anybody had told me I'd eventually fall in love with you I'd have called them crazy as Ripper Roo … but nowadays, I'd tell them they were right all along." Said Sasha somewhat poetically. "… Care for another race?"
"Sounds good to me." Nodded Eddie as they picked their controllers back up for the next race.
Confessional: Will there ever be a Mario Mart Triple Dash? … Chain Chomp had better be playable!
Eddie: Sasha sure is a special girl … why do love triangles have to be so hard? I'm gonna have to decide sooner or alter … I just need time to think.
Sasha: Princess Peach was right; a good conversation can go a long way indeed.
VayVay and Paul were sitting next to each other on a bed in one of the bedrooms of the Champion Cabin. VayVay was sitting comfortably in Paul's while awaiting what he had to say.
"I never thought I'd tell anyone why I'm such a germaphobe … but I suppose now is the time for it." Said Paul with a sigh. "I'll tell you everything … I just find it difficult to talk about."
"You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to." Assured VayVay gently.
"It's for the best … I have to tell you; besides, now that we're dating its pretty much in the contract that I have to tell you." said Paul with a small smile. "If I start to look upset though, could you hug me?"
"With pleasure." Nodded VayVay.
"Ok … here I go." Said Paul.
Paul took a deep breath and began his explanation.
"As you probably believe since you are philosophical, nothing happens in this world without a cause … well, my germaphobia has a cause. I didn't always used to be such a hermit and terrified of the outdoors; once upon a time ago I was actually quite outgoing and loved the outdoors, and I also liked getting dirty like Nina oddly enough … though not to her extent. Before I continue, I have to ask you … do you have any siblings VayVay?"
"Nope; I'm a lonesome only child, my mum can't have anymore children since she was a little sick when she was pregnant with me." explained VayVay.
"I'm sorry to hear that." Said Paul sympathetically.
"Don't get in a flap about it." Assured VayVay. "We're still a happy family."
"Well, I have a sister … a twin sister … or at least I used to." Said Paul slowly.
VayVay suddenly realized what Paul was saying and remembered something he had once said.
"So when you said you lost half of you … you meant…" Trailed off VayVay.
"Yes … my twin sister died from an illness." Nodded Paul sadly. "You see; one time we were playing in the woods when we were about six, we were having a mud fight since it was the summer and all … but just a day later Penelopey got sick. At first we thought it was just a cold or something, but it quickly got worse. Time passed so slowly and yet so quickly … she passed away just two months later. The doctor said she picked up some sort of bug from the woods."
A tear had appeared in Paul's eye and VayVay hugged him tightly as he continued speaking.
"Maybe it was due to how close we were as siblings … or maybe it was because I realized how fragile life was … but for a time I was unable to comprehend that I had lost my twin sister. After that I become a hermit and I almost never left the house; I was terrified that I might die in pain the same way Penelopey did since I have always had a slight fear of my own mortality. I begged my parents to homeschool me so I could be away from germs; they eventually agreed and the rest, as they say, is history. I shut myself away from the world due to my extreme germaphobia; I shower roughly eight to eleven times a day and when I visit Penelopey's grave I scrub any dirt off it until it shines … she has the most well kept grave in the cemetery."
Some more tears had appeared in Paul's eyes and even VayVay's eyes looked a little bit watery.
"It's really my own fault I got like this … if I had just accepted what happened and moved on with my life I may have had a better childhood. Well, I did learn one thing though … to matter what happens, time keeps ticking … with or without you." Finished Paul sadly. "And that is why I'm germaphobic … boy I'm such a pansy."
Paul closed his eyes so VayVay wouldn't see his tears; a few seconds later he felt VayVay hug him tighter and a pair of lips press against his for a few passionate kisses. After they parted VayVay looked at Paul with an expression of love and affection.
"Paul … you are not a pansy. You went through something that could only be described as a trauma of the past. To lose somebody so close to you must be a horrible thing. I cannot say I know what it is like. " Whispered VayVay. "However; I would say that in this contest you have proved to be a lot better than you give yourself credit for. For example, when Quarla was bullying you … I didn't see all of it, but you were so brave to go against her in the tree chopping challenge despite knowing full well she'd be angry if she saw you helping. And you have been such a good friend to everyone no matter what. You've always put everything you have into these challenges … and I seem to remember you going off into the woods, far out of your comfort zone, just to get me a flower. And yesterday you managed to cheer up Irene after Kasimar's vile actions. So to conclude with my words, you are not a pansy … if you haven't proved that to yourself … you've more than proved it to me."
Paul's blue eyes looked into VayVay's lime green eyes … and he knew she was being sincere. Paul smiled as she gave VayVay a tight hug.
"Thank you VayVay … for being here. You're like my guardian angel." Whispered Paul.
"Thank you muchly Paul." Smiled VayVay sweetly. "But I'm not celestial, I'm earth bound in origin."
Confessional: *Sob* what a touching moment!
Paul: It feels good to get that off my chest … I owe VayVay so much. I think that I'm at the point where I can confront my fear and tear it to shred … and I owe it all to a certain cutie hippie.
VayVay: Comforting people is something I'm rather good at doing … and I always mean what I say, I never tell lies … it makes your nose grow … so I hear anyway.
Kim was walking through the woods in search of Kasimar; she knew the area they had scheduled to meet up. She just hoped that Kasimar was going to have some results with the Immunity Alphabet Idol … or at the very least have some useful information.
Kim walked to the area that they were going to meet up and saw Kasimar standing there leaning against a tree waiting for her. When he saw her he grinned and gave her a nod of acknowledgment while he reached up to the nearby camera and switched it off.
"Sup babe? Had fun today?" Asked Kasimar.
"I'll be having a lot more fun now that we're alone." Purred Kim. "So; any reason you turned off the camera?"
"It's for your benefit in the game, I assure you." Stated Kasimar.
"Are there any other cameras nearby?" Asked Kim.
"Nope; that's the only one in this area." Assured Kasimar. "Anyway; I have two things you'll be either glad to hear or interested to hear."
"What are they then?" Inquired Kim.
Kasimar reached into his pocket and took out an Idol that was carved into the shape of a capital letter A with a circular wooden base.
"Surprise." Grinned Kasimar.
"Nice job Kasimar; I think you've earned yourself a nice BJ." Said Kim with a satisfied expression.
"Now make sure none of the others see that, ok?" Suggested Kasimar. "And don't show it to the camera or mention it in confessionals either."
"Why not?" Asked Kim with a raised eyebrow.
"Because four people will be returning come the merge and if they know you have it things might become more difficult for you. I wouldn't worry too much though; they have no visual proof of you're true, and hot, nature so they'll be picked off quickly if you use some fake tears." Said Kasimar surprisingly strategically. "I also saw your confessional with your game plan involving Eddie … niiiice!"
"Glad you like it." Giggled Kim insincerely as she stuffed the Idol into her pocket. "So, what was the other thing that you wanted to tell me?"
"Just a little bit of into you might find interesting in a none game related way." Shrugged Kasimar. "You know Irene; the tree humper from last season?"
"Yeah, what about her?" Asked Kim.
"Well, I was looking through the footage like you said … and I came across some of her confessionals. Turns out … she's a faggot." Said Kasimar with an undertone of malice.
"Gross." Gagged Kim in disgust. "So, what did you do to the rug muncher?"
"I threatened to kill her and that I'd tell everyone about her 'secret'. Turns out she has quite a crush on the swimming shit." Replied Kasimar.
"You mean Yessica? … Oh this is great blackmail material!" Grinned Kim. "But, maybe we shouldn't do anything just yet. Perhaps you could just say you will and not actually do anything; it'll leave her in such horrid suspense and maybe she'll commit suicide."
"Sounds fun." Shrugged Kasimar. "So; I believe you promised me a little something if I found the idol for you."
"Oh I know." Nodded Kim with a giggle as she reached into her pocket and took out … a condom. "I never go anywhere without one."
"This contest is awesome." Chuckled Kasimar perversely as Kim started to strip.
Confessional: Oh gawd! That was just … urgh! At least the cameras didn't film it.
Kim: … What stamina! (Kim swoons).
Kasimar: I hate doing good deeds … but if they lead to stuff like that then maybe I could do them every now and again.
Rheneas was still sitting on the couch in the Champion Cabin watching TV; he was currently watching an episode of Fiona and Lawrence.
"Lawrence … I'm sorry that the flesh eating slugs killed your midget robot … but at least you've still got your dad." Whispered Fiona.
"Fiona darling … my dad IS my midget robot!" Declared Lawrence. "I've been living a lie!"
"How could you not tell me?" Gasped Fiona.
"I could never get tired of this." Chuckled Rheneas.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door of the Champion Cabin.
"Who is it?" Called Rheneas.
"Just me." Replied Tabitha. "Could you turn off the you-know-what's?"
Rheneas knew what Tabitha meant and he quickly turned off all of the cameras in the room; he then opened the door and let Tabitha in. The couple greeted each other with a hug and Tabitha gave Rheneas a peck on the cheek.
"Hi Tabitha … you feeling ok?" Asked Rheneas.
"I'm fine, why do you ask?" Inquired Tabitha as she and Rheneas sat down next to each other on the couch.
"Well, you did go a little … err ... hyper earlier and you did kinda act loopy and … err … I'm dead aren't I?" Groaned Rheneas.
Tabitha just giggled at Rheneas's stammering and smiled.
"Don't worry about it Renny; I'm not angry. Looking back on it … it was sort of fun to just act silly. Though I could have done without kissing VayVay." Blushed Tabitha in embarrassment. "Still, I now know not to order chocolate cake on our first date."
"Yeah, I didn't expect you to act like that and … wait, did you call me Renny?" Blinked Rheneas.
"Yep; I think it sounds cute." Said Tabitha sweetly.
"I'm not cute; I'm a badass manly man." Said Rheneas while puffing out his chest.
Tabitha playfully poked Rheneas's chest and leaned closer to him.
"You're cute to me though." Replied Tabitha.
"… If you say so." Chuckled Rheneas. "So, why are you here?"
"What? Can't a girl pay her boyfriend a late night 'just because' visit?" Asked Tabitha. "I'm in quite the mood to just watch TV with you and get cozy … you're team mates are in bed right?"
"Well; Paul and VayVay went to bed a while ago and Eddie and Sasha went up about half an hour ago … Kim however went to take a walk. She hasn't come back yet, so if the door starts to open you might want to get ready to dive behind the couch." Advised Rheneas.
"I'll keep that in mind." Said Tabitha. "You know; I quite enjoy sneaking around to see you; it makes me feel like a spy. Heehee!"
"Oh, and you might want to know … Eddie figured out it's you that I like … I was unable to lie to him, it wouldn't have worked." Said Rheneas hesitantly.
Tabitha looked worried for a moment but Rheneas continued.
"Don't worry though; he may know I like you … but he does NOT know that we are already together." Assured Rheneas. "Though we're going to have to tell the others eventually."
"I know." Sighed Tabitha. "I just hope they'll be accepting of our love … because believe it or not I really do love you."
The two teens repositioned themselves on the sofa; Rheneas was now lying on his back while Tabitha lay comfortably on top of him. Rheneas gently stroked Tabitha's back while the rich girl nuzzled against her boyfriend.
"This is lovely." Whispered Tabitha. "Just the two of us, complete privacy and a nice snuggle. I'd love to fall asleep like this."
"Me too." Agreed Rheneas.
About two seconds rolled by before the pyro and rich girl began softly kissing each other.
Confessional: Did you know snuggle rhymes with wuggle?
Rheneas: There is a lot of stuff I would like to say … but I have promised somebody that I won't say it. So I'll just say that fire is good, because it is.
Cherry, Winnie and Jill were in their beds in the girl's side of the Middle Place Cabin. Winnie and Jill were in the bottom bunks and Cherry was in the bunk above Winnie. Cherry looked a little bit gloomy as she stared up at the ceiling above her.
"Are you ok Cherry?" Asked Winnie in concern.
"I'm fine Winnie, don't worry." Assured Cherry before sighing. "I just feel … empty. I guess I'm just in the process of accepting the fact that Tyson is gone. I've sorta gotten used to having him around to be honest … but I bet he's at the playa strumming some tunes on Sharon."
"That's a good bet." Nodded Winnie. "Still, without Tyson we now have only five on our team while Team Graveyard has six … we're at a disadvantage."
"If we win the next challenge then we won't be." Stated Jill. "Whatever the next challenge is we have to win it, no questions and no doubts about it."
"No duh." Agreed Cherry. "I just hope it won't be to do with fire or video games … Team Graveyard would win those challenges hands down since they have Rheneas and Sasha. And we can't resort to cheating; we may want to take first place, but cheating is a big no-no indeed."
"You know … I just realized something." Said Winnie.
"What is it?" Asked Jill curiously.
"Each of us have a boyfriend and each of us have had our respective boyfriend voted off. The only girl on the team who still has her loved one is Opal." Explained Winnie. "What a lucky girl … she has the only guy on the team all to herself."
"Hopefully they won't be separated too soon; it's actually rather sweet how well they go together despite the fact they are pretty much opposites." Smiled Cherry. "It's interesting who we've hooked up with isn't it? A cool laid back rocker…"
"A hot nerd…" Added Jill.
"A cute and wonderful mute guy…" Finished Winnie.
"… We sure miss them a lot don't we?" Lamented Cherry. "The thing is, though we want to see them again … we'd have to lose for that to happen, and I'm guessing that none of us particularly want to lose, right?"
"You can say that again." Nodded Jill.
"… We sure miss them a lot don't we? The thing is, though we want to see them again … we'd have to lose for that to happen, and I'm guessing that none of us particularly want to lose, right?" Repeated Cherry with a smirk.
"… You know what I meant." Said Jill flatly.
"You two are funny." Giggled Winnie. "Say, where's Opal?"
"Where do you think?" Asked Jill with a smirk. "She's spending the night in Zed's side of the cabin. Opal said she didn't want him to be lonely … but I think she has ulterior motives in mind."
"Well what's wrong with that?" Asked Cherry cheerfully. "Everyone loves swapping spit with their loved one."
Jill and Winnie briefly stared at Cherry.
"Was that too far? Sorry, my bad." Apologized Cherry.
Confessional: … Would it be inappropriate for me to laugh?
Cherry: What? It was all I could think of saying … I thought it was funny ok?
Jill: I wanted to talk to Winnie about our next move in the game … but I had to wait until Cherry was asleep … I ended up waiting around forty minutes.
Forty minutes later Cherry was softly snoring in an almost cute way while Winnie was starting to fall asleep and Jill lay with her eyes open.
"Pssst, Winnie. Are you awake?" Asked Jill.
"Huh? What do you need?" Asked Winnie with a yawn.
"Now that Cherry is asleep I think we have a few moments to talk about our alliance and our next move in the game." Stated Jill seriously.
"Can't we do that in the morning?" Asked Winnie.
"Look, I just want to ask who you'd prefer to vote for next time in case we lose again."
Winnie let out a sleepy yawn and thought for a moment.
"I don't know; but I prefer it not to be Cherry since she just lost Tyson … and I don't really want to vote for Opal or Zed either." Murmured Winnie. "I really don't know."
"Well, our best bet would be to vote off either Opal or Zed since they're guaranteed to vote together. I don't like it any more than you do, probably less in fact … but it's how the game works. I'd say we should vote for Zed; if there is a general knowledge challenge or something to do with pop culture he won't be as helpful due to his naivety." Said Jill strategically.
"If you're sure … can we talk about this tomorrow? I want to go to sleep." Yawned Winnie.
"Sure." Smiled Jill. "Sweet dreams my friend."
"You too." Replied Winnie as she settled down for a nice sleep.
Confessional: Kitty cat nappy nap!
Winnie: I'm all for talking strategy and game moves … but night time is for sleep! Jill wants to avoid elimination, and I understand that … but won't we be more likely to lose if we aren't well rested?
Jill: Personally I'm hoping that the next challenge is to do with cats in some way … if it is then I feel confident that we'll win. Still, if I get overconfident that's basically a metaphor for me bending over and asking fate to kick me in my tush … so I'm not gonna get cocky.
Opal and Zed were spending the night together in the guy's side of the Middle Place Cabin. Rather than sleeping in the same bed they were each in one of the bottom bunks but were currently talking to each other.
"I'm so glad you got through the ceremony." Said Opal in relief. "If you were gone I would have been so sad."
"Well I'm still here so it's all good … still; I reckon Cherry might be a little upset since Tyson is gone. He was a really cool guy … is cool the right word?" Asked Zed.
"It is; you're getting better at slang, much better than you were back at the beginning of the, hahaha, contest." Complimented Opal. "What are you gonna do with the money if you win? I think you have a really good shot at, haha, winning."
"I've got just as much chance as you … a very good chance I reckon." Smiled Zed. "If I win I'll probably buy a new tractor for the farm. I might also get my folks a computer and cable. Not to mention we could do with another silo for the chicken corn."
"I love chickens; they're really cute … just like you." Flirted Opal. "Of course, you're not just cute, you're handsome as well."
"Back at you m'lady … the cute part that is." Said Zed. "I have a feeling we're getting close to the merge now … it'll be almost a shame, I've really enjoyed being on a team with you. Then again, we don't have to compete against each other. I reckon we could help each other in the free for all challenges."
"Sounds like fun to me." Said Opal enthusiastically.
The couple lay in silence for a few moments just looking into each others eyes.
"Hey Opal." Began Zed.
"Yes Zig Zag Zed?" Replied Opal.
"I was just wondering … what do you want to do when you become an adult; you know, like a career." Inquired Zed curiously.
"Nobody's ever asked me that before … hmm." Pondered Opal for a few moments. "Well, I'd kinda like to … well … I'd like to work in the television industry on, hahahaha, cartoons. I may be sixteen but even to this day I still watch cartoons, especially some pretty childish ones like Scruff."
"What's that?" Asked Zed curiously.
"It's a Catalan show about a dog who lives on a farm; it's really good. Most people prefer the dubbed version … but I can perfectly understand the original Catalan version just, hahaha, fine." Explained Opal before yawning. "So; what do you want to do as a job?"
"Well, besides working on the family farm … I'm not too sure." Admitted Zed.
"There must be something you want to, haha, do … like being an airline attendant or a space man." Exclaimed Opal.
"Well…" Chuckled Zed. "I guess being a teacher would be pretty enjoyable."
"What subject would you teach?" Asked Opal.
"Hmm … I reckon I'd most enjoy teaching either catering or history." Admitted Zed. "I like to think I'm smart … but I'm very naïve I'm afraid."
"That's all part of your charm." Cooed Opal sweetly.
"Thanks M'lady; you're a really lovely individual you know, quite possibly even lovelier than ma's apple pie." Complimented Zed.
Opal could only blush and giggle.
Confessional: Apple pie … MMM!
Opal: I never knew that being compared to apple pie could be so, hahaha, flattering.
Zed: You know; I reckon Opal would be a mighty fine cartoon creator. She has such a playful outlook on life and a great imagination … I bet she could create some great shows indeed.
The next morning the sun was starting to shine into the Champion Cabin through the windows. Rheneas stirred in his sleep and stretched out as he opened his eyes. He was met by the sight of his girlfriend sleeping on top of him. Rheneas smiled as he began to stroke Tabitha's hair; after a few moments she yawned and opened her eyes.
"Good morning handsome." Smiled Tabitha.
"Same to you beautiful." Replied Rheneas.
The two looked into each other's eyes for a moment before realization struck Tabitha and she gasped.
"Wait, morning? Ack! We fell asleep and overslept! If your team sees us…" Stammered Tabitha in panic.
Suddenly the sounds of footsteps coming from the stairs greeted their ears; Tabitha quickly shot up and almost literally dived behind the TV. A few seconds later Eddie, Sasha, Paul and VayVay walked down the stairs.
"Good morning Rheneas, sleep well?" Asked VayVay cheerfully while feeling happy that Paul had his arm around her.
"Yeah … I slept fine." Nodded Rheneas while trying to keep calm.
"Are you ok? You look like you've seen a ghost." Noted Eddie.
"Oh … I had a nightmare, nothing big." Assured Rheneas whilst hoping his team mates wouldn't realize he was lying and praying they wouldn't look behind the TV.
"Sorry to hear that; nightmares are really bad." Nodded VayVay. "I once had one involving a cactus wielding a chainsaw…"
"I've had several involving Giygas; he is the embodiment of nightmares." Murmured Sasha. "Wait; did you sleep on the sofa?"
"I guess I did; I must have dozed off while watching TV." Lied Rheneas.
Eddie glanced at the TV and saw it was on the soap opera channel though he decided to say nothing about this.
"Well; we'll see you at breakfast. Gary's cooking is a great way to start the day." Said Paul. "By the way, have you seen Kim?"
"Not today I haven't no, I last saw her last night when she said she was going for a walk to think. Maybe she decided to sleep under the stars." Guessed Rheneas.
"We'll probably see her in the Mess Hall." Said Sasha as she and the others left the Champion Cabin and shut the door behind them.
Rheneas was silent for a moment before breathing a huge sigh of relief while Tabitha arose from her hiding place behind the TV and sat next to him.
"That was close … too close." Gulped Tabitha. "I think the next time I pay you a late night visit you should set the alarm on your mobile to around six so I can clear out before anybody else wakes up."
"Good idea." Agreed Rheneas. "Well, I'd better get to breakfast … though I have to admit that you are really cuddly and soft to snuggle up with."
Tabitha giggle girlishly and blushed.
"You treat me so well." Said Tabitha sweetly as she gave Rheneas a kiss.
Confessional: They dodged a bullet there!
Rheneas: I truly am fortunate that Kim didn't come back to the cabin last night; if she did then … well, let's just say it wouldn't have been very good.
Sasha: Rheneas must have had a pretty bad nightmare; he really looked startled and alarmed.
The eleven teens were soon sitting in the Mess Hall eating breakfast. Team Graveyard had Frosties and pancakes with a wide variety of toppings, Team Thunderbolt meanwhile had fried eggs and toast.
"So you slept under the stars?" Inquired Eddie to Kim. "Wasn't it cold?"
"Not really; I don't feel the cold that much. Besides, it's summer and we're on a tropical island, it was actually kinda pleasant." Assured Kim whilst thinking back to the dirty fun that she had with Kasimar the previous night. "I quite like the outdoors … I have to admit that over the course of this show I've grown a new appreciation for nature."
"Same with me; I feel like a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders." Agreed Paul. "I think it's time I hung up my air freshener and started going outdoors more."
"I like this new side of you Paul." Said Sasha while pouring herself some cranberry juice.
"And I love it." Cooed VayVay from her seat next to Paul. "When Paul does a push up he moves the earth."
"I thought that was Chuck Norris." Blinked Rheneas.
"Is there a difference really?" Smiled VayVay airily.
Rheneas thought for a moment.
"… Good point." Shrugged Rheneas.
"I'm looking forward to today's challenge; I think this could be another consecutive victory for us." Said Eddie while putting some whipped cream and boiled egg on his pancake.
"Err … you do realize you are putting whipped cream and boiled egg on your pancake … right?" Asked Kim in confusion.
"I know; its actually quite a tasty combination." Stated Eddie.
"I agree; but I'd say that bananas and barbeque sauce is even better." Added VayVay.
VayVay noticed she was getting a few stares for that comment.
"What? I like to try new things and all that doo dah." Justified VayVay.
"I see that Patch is still eating some of Chef Hatchet's buffet." Noted Paul while looking at the fat teen wolfing down the poorly cooked buffet as fast as blinking.
"Fooooooooood!" Cheered Patch before belching.
"Does he do anything besides eat and act gross?" Asked Kim out loud.
Confessional: Probably not; he was only created as cannon fodder for T.D.L.1 to be honest.
Kim: I may sleep around a lot, but Patch is one guy I wouldn't even consider if my life depended on it. Same goes for anyone of a minority, they're disgusting!
Sasha: Patch kinda reminds me of Pac-Man; I'm pretty certain he's eaten pellets before at some point.
Chef: At least somebody appreciates my cooking.
"Raven really makes good fried eggs." Said Zed in content. "It reminds me of home; fried eggs are one of the usual things we have for breakfast."
"Do you ever have Sugar Puffs?" Asked Winnie.
"I ask once again, are you being paid to advertise cereals?" Asked Jill with a chuckle.
"I haven't been approached yet." Stated Winnie. "Though if I was to make a cereal I'd call it Kitty Flakes, made with eighty percent sugar free meows."
"Hahaha! Winnie, you know just how to make people smile." Giggled Cherry. "I hope you stick around as long as possible."
"Same to you Cherry." Smiled Winnie.
"Hey guys; I've been wondering … people return to the game every season so … who would you like to, hahaha, return?" Asked Opal curiously.
"Tyson." Said Cherry instantly.
"Max and Imanda." Said Jill.
"Yannis, Xyly and maybe Helen." Said Winnie.
"Why Helen?" Asked Jill. "She was a bit, well, boring."
"Learning how to have fun would be good for her." Reasoned Winnie. "What about you Opal?"
"I'm not really sure; maybe, hahaha, Fripp or Tyson, they were funny." Said Opal.
"I for one would like Yannis to return. The way he left was kinda sad." Admitted Zed.
"Amen to that." Agreed Winnie. "I wish I knew who framed him, because if I did I would show them no mercy."
"I kinda have a hard time imagining you getting angry." Said Zed.
"I know; I'm a bit of a house cat most of the time. But if somebody hurts somebody In love or care about I become a ferocious lion." Explained Winnie while twirling her fork in her left hand.
Confessional: Fork in the road; not a knife or a spoon but a fork!
Winnie: I may not look it but I can be scary … though it takes a lot to anger me. Usually I'm as much a pacifist as VayVay is … in other words a big one.
Opal: My favorite cat is a Tiger; they come from China and that's my homeland. I haven't been to, hahaha, China in so long, but maybe if I win I'll take me and Zed there on vacation … just the two of us. (Opal smiles).
Gary and Raven were in the kitchen eating chocolate; both of them were quite fond of the tasty snack and Gary had cooked some for him and his girlfriend to share.
"Mmmm! You cook really good chocolate Gary." Said Raven cheerfully. "Ever thought of entering a cooking tournament or maybe challenging Gordon Ramsey to a boxing match?"
"Well; I don't think I should box with Ramsey … he wouldn't be able to give me his autograph after I'm through with him." Grinned Gary. "So, once the show is over, where would you like to go for a first date?"
"Doesn't this competition count as a date?" Asked Raven.
"I don't think so, well, to some it might … but not to me. I still have the free meal tickets for the Dragon Inn restaurant chain from last season that I won so maybe we could go there, and maybe a movie as well." Suggested Gary.
"Could I sit on your lap for the movie?" Requested Raven.
"Sure." Nodded Gary.
"Ok, in that case, when it comes to the date … remind me to wear a thong and short shorts." Said Raven with a flirty expression.
Gary's unibrow raised for a moment before he laughed and gave his girlfriend a peck on the cheek.
"You always keep me on my toes Ravy." Said Gary with a smile as raven started to kiss him.
The interracial lovers began to smooch. for a few moments before Gary parted from the kisses.
"Err, Ravy … what if somebody walks in on us?" Asked Gary.
"But we haven't made out since the cooking challenge." Said Raven with 'puppy dog eyes' and a quivering lip.
"I know; but we can just go to my room to make out if you're in the mood." Replied gary.
Raven forced Gary against the kitchen counter and giggled.
"Come on Gary; where's your sense of adventure? You're the one who cured me of my shyness after all." Said Raven sweetly.
"Well … alright." Said Gary in mock surrender as Raven sat herself on his lap and they began to make out.
Confessional: Gary and Raven were the authors second favorite Total Drama Letterz couple behind Spider and Quana.
Cherry: I could have sworn I heard the sounds of smooching and soft moaning coming from the kitchen … go Gary and Raven! Woohoo!
After the campers had finished breakfast Spider and Quana entered the Mess Hall.
"Hi Quana; good to see you're well again." Said Sasha.
"Thanks Sasha; a good amount of bed rest and cuddling was all I needed." Smiled Quana. "So; who's ready for the next challenge?"
"As always, I am ready." Declared Cherry.
"What's today's daily drudgery?" Asked Kim.
"Follow me and my Hispanic Beauty and we'll show you. To give you a hint; today's challenge will test both your patience and sense of direction."
"I hope it isn't camping; I've never been fond of that." Said Jill hopefully.
"Follow us and find out.," Said Quana as she and Spider left the Mess Hall with the eleven contestants following.
Confessional: Don't worry; it is NOT a camping challenge.
Zed: What's so bad about camping? It's a lot of fun in my opinion.
VayVay: I love camping; sleeping bags are so very comfortable.
The eleven contestants stood in their teams in front of Spider and Quana; behind the host and hostess was a very large hedge maze. Wallace walked away from it holding a pair of very high tech garden clippers.
"The Hedge Maze of Despair and Doomy Doom is complete." Said Wallace.
"It's supposed to be called the 'Hedge Maze Of Wrong turns'.2 Stated Spider.
"That name didn't appeal to me." Shrugged Wallace. "Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take a walk in the woods and think up some new evil schemes. Mwahahahaha!"
"… Right." Said Quana flatly as Wallace left. "Anyway; originally we were going to have a Nostalgia Critic type challenge … but we couldn't get the rights to the movies that we were going to have you give a critique."
Zeds raised his hand.
"Yes Zed?" Nodded Spider.
"Who's the Nostalgia Critic?" Asked Zed in confusion.
"A guy who makes a living out of criticizing really bad movies from the eighties and nineties." Stated Jill. "He's cool."
"He's not just cool, he's awesome!" Cheered Opal.
"Regardless of that, here's your next challenge." Continued Spider. "You will have no doubt seen the hedge maze behind me and my Hispanic Beauty. Well, for today's challenge you are going to be navigating this maze and trying to reach the center. The first person to reach the center and press the button located there will win the challenge for their team."
"Are there any special rules or twists?" Asked Rheneas.
"Yes there are." Nodded Quana. "You are not allowed to try and cut through the hedges by forcing through them from one side to the next wallace says he put in something to prevent that from happening … though he didn't say what. Also, there are a number of Wallace's, ahem, 'evil creations' roaming the maze. They aren't anything dangerous, but they will hinder your progress. To beat them just hit their weak spot … you'll know it when you see it."
"What if we get completely and absolutely loopily lost?" Asked VayVay.
"Don't worry; if any of you are still lost by the end of the challenge we'll send people in to come and get you." Assured Spider. "Now; you will notice two entrances to the maze; Team Thunderbolt will enter through the right and Team Graveyard will enter through the left."
"Fine by me; they do say the left is best in politics." Said VayVay philosophically.
"Communism doesn't work." Stated Kim.
"Well, whatever your political views, everyone get to your team's respective entrance gate and when I sound the air horn you will start. From there it comes down to your sense of direction." Said Spider.
The teams quickly got into position but before they did Cherry raised her hand.
"Yes Cherry?" Nodded Quana.
"What happens if nobody gets to the center? Will it be a tie and both team be safe … or will both teams have to vote somebody off?" Asked Cherry.
"She has good point; what would happen?" Agreed Eddie.
"We've already thought of that; if there is no winner by sundown then whoever gets the closet to the center of the maze will win it for their team." Explained Quana. "So … anymore questions?"
Everybody was silent; the challenge had been explained pretty well.
"Very well then; on the count of three you may start." Said Spider as he held up an air horn. "One … two … three!"
HONK!
Spider sounded the air horn and the teams ran into the hedge maze to start the challenge.
"This challenge is gonna be a-maze-ing." Joked Quana.
"I'm hoping it will be. So; who will stay on the right path? Who will lose their way? What horrors has Wallace put in the maze? And who will be the next person voted off and finish in eleventh place?" Asked Spider rhetorically.
"Find out after the break on Total Drama Letterama!" Finished Quana bouncily.
Confessional: A-maze-ing journey!
Paul: This doesn't sound so bad, how hard could a hedge maze be?
A hedge maze? A maze filled with Wallace's 'evil' inventions? This could either be hilarious or dramatic. Tune in next time to see which it is!