Satan, who looked like a normal kid in high school, was walking down the hallway. Lots of girls were kissing the spots on the floor where he walked, and boys were throwing candy and dreidels at him. "Wow, I am so popular! Everything is going according to plan!" he said, and he was so excited to rule over everyone and everything in existence.
Suddenly, he felt weird. Not the kind of weird where you really have to poop, or where your stomach gets butter flies because you're nervous. He felt weird like he was getting tired from energy being taken away from him. "What? What is happening to me?" He suddenly felt less popular. He could feel his Popularity Meter go down, and it was now less full than before. "What could be making me lose PP?"
Meanwhile, Mario and the gang were spreading more and more rumors about Satan to make him look bad to the students and teachers. Mario was going into the bathrooms with Luigi, and they'd talk to each other while the other students were pooping. "Hey, have you heard about that new kid, Mario?" said Luigi to Mario in the bathroom, where they were. "Yeah I did! He's super cool, isn't he?" said Mario, which he didn't believe but it was part of his skit with Luigi. "No, said Luigi, "He isn't cool at all! I saw him bullying a short kid for his lunch money, and then he just took his money and threw it back at his face! Then he kicked him in his penis so he couldn't enjoy Sex!" All of the other students in the stalls got so angry at this news that they started pooping really fast, and they shot up into the air due to the velocity of the poop that was coming out and you could see their heads pop out over the stall doors.
Daisy and Syrup were in their class, but Daisy was crying at her desk. Everyone looked so concerned, including the teacher, Mr. Toadstool, and Syrup. Syrup was cuddling her and comforting her, even though Daisy was fake crying. "What is wrong, honey?" Syrup said, pretending to be concerned. "That new kid! He made fun of my accent and called me mean names in front of my girlfriend!" She started crying even harder for dramatic effect, and the class became angry. "AARRGHH! DAMN THAT NEW KID! HE SHALL RECEIVE AN F!" said Mr. Toadstool. All of the other students were now mad at the new kid, which was Satan.
Everyone else was doing things that were similar. They all spread some bad rumors about the new kid and made him look so bad to everyone in school, and soon, the rumors spread all across the school. "Hey, did you hear about that asshole new kid?" said a student, who was being watched by Mario and everyone else. It was the end of the day now, and they got to watch their plan unfold in front of their very eyes. "Yeah," said the other student, "I heard that he farts on orphans and puts kittens in the trees to fuck with our volunteer fire department. What a prick"
"You guys did amazingly well," said Bowser, who was smiling, "I never thought I would actually be proud of all of you! Haha! Now Satan has got to be powerless by this point!" And he was right. Satan, still disguised as the new kid, was now standing in the middle of the yard, but he looked super skinny and ugly, like Johnny Test after a failed experiment, because he had all of his energy sucked out of him. All of the other students and teachers were throwing rocks and chunks of dirt at him because they all hated him. "Fuck you, new kid! Your an asshole!" they all screamed at him. Mario and everyone else got out some popcorn and enjoyed the show, and they laughed so hard the whole time. Eventually, after a while, they got tired of throwing things at him, and they all went home.
Now all that was left was Mario and his group, and Satan, who was super beat up. They all walked over to him and surrounded him in a big circle. Mario put his hands on his hips and looked so smug now that Satan was powerless. "Well well well, Satan. Looks like your evil plan has been stopped by us! Now that your plan is ruined and you've lost all of your PP, tell us where Peach is!" Satan looked up at him with absolute concentrated anger in his eyes. "Mario...so YOU were the one responsible for this! I hate you so much! You will not defeat me!"
"We already defeated you! Your PP is all gone, and you're so beat up you can't even move! Just tell us where you put Peach, or I'll have Rosalina sit on you!" Bowser taunted Satan with awful threats. "Oh god no! Don't make Rosalina sit on me!" Satan pleaded to Bowser, "She is in the Penal Zone, a secret dimension used for keeping prisoners, but I can't summon her to this realm even if I wanted to because I am too badly damaged. I will need lots of time healing if I want to bring her back."
Mario rolled his eyes and huffed, and he really ddin't want to keep Satan around for longer than he has to, but he wanted Peach back so badly. "Fine, we won't kill you yet. You can bunk with one of us until you are healed, but if you don't bring back Peach after you are able, we will have Rosalina crush you into a paste! Mona, you should make yourself useful and take Satan to your place." Mario told Mona, but she shook her head. "I don't want Satan at my place! He will stink up the place!" she complained. "Too bad! We need someone to take are of him and nurse him back to health so we can bring Peach back, and I'm the leader so I say that you do it!"
"Yeah, take Satan home! Don't be a bitch and cooperate! We just want Peach back!" said Bowser. "Yeah! Just do this Mona!" said everyone else. Mona looked so defeated, but she gave in. Everyone else went home, and Mona had to take Satan to the local Pet Smart and buy a dog cage big enough to fit him inside. Then she took him home. Her house was just a regular house, and her parents drove airplanes so there was a bunch of plane stuff all over her house and also they weren't home much so she could keep him in her room and they'd never know.
She took Satan to her room and dropped his cage on the floor. "Hey! Be careful with me! You're supposed to be nice to me so I can heal!" said Satan, but Mona didn't care because she was mad. "God, Mario is such an asshole sometimes! Peach would always ask me if I wanted to hang out with them, but I never wanted to because Mario was always around! I hate him!" She went downstairs to the kitchen and got Satan some soup. She put the bowl of soup in his cage so he could eat it and heal. "Eat up. Hurry and heal so we can get Peach back. This better not be for nothing."
Satan started eating. "This tastes good. But also, did you say that you hated Mario? I thought you were all friends, what happened with that?" asked Satan to Mona, but she didn't wanna talk about it. "I don't wanna talk about it," she said. She went over to her closet and too all of her clothes off until Satan could see her boobs and vagina. She was changing into her pajamas. Satan watched as she did this. "Oh come on, talking about your problems is healthy, and it can help deal with them, you know?" Mona got dressed and sighed, looking at Satan. "Alright, fine." She sat next to Satan's cage with her legs and arms crossed.
"Many years ago, before Mario and Peach started dating, me and Mario were boyfriend and girlfriend, and we were the number #1 couple in high school. I was his special girl, and not Peach. But then, Peach was the new girl at school, and me and her became good friends very quickly. Then me and him started hanging out with Peach together, just the three of us, and Mario and Peach started getting closer. Then, out of nowhere, just a few months after Peach moved here, Mario dumps me! And the next day, Mario and Peach are dating! He dumped me for my friend for no reason!"
Satan was so shocked at this news. "You and Mario used to date! Wow, and he did that? No wonder you hate him. And hey, if Mario dumped you for Peach, why are you helping them get her back? Surely you hate Peach too, for stealing your bouyfriend?" Satan asked. Mona said this to Satan, "No, I don't hate Peach. It's not her fault Mario dumped me. They were just friends until Mario decided to dump me for no reason like an asshole. Peach is still my friend and she would never do anything to hurt me." Mona said this confidently, but then, Satan got an idea.
The hearty, healthy soup he had eaten had helped him heal somewhat. He now had a little bit of his strength back, so he used his mind powers to turn off all the lights in the room. Then he started projecting a movie screen onto the wall using one of his eye balls. "What is this?" Mona asked as he did this. "I am showing you what happened with Mario and Peach during the time you dated Mario. Thanks to the meal you have prepared for me, a little bit of my powers have returned to me, and I am able to use my magic to show you events of the past!"
Mona watched the screen, and he couldn't believe what she saw. Peach and Mario were at the park together, without her. They were holding hands as they walked through the park. She also watched as Mario pushed her on some swings and played frisbee with her. After they were done with their day at the park, it was sunset, and Mario and Peach watched it together. "I love you, Mario," said Peach, and Mario said "I love you too," and they kissed. Mona was crying and getting so sad and frustrated inside of her body. "Mario and Peach cheated on me! I can't believe this!"
"Don't you see? Peach was never your friend, and Mario wasn't faithful to you and your relationship. They've both done you so dirty. Look, I also hate Mario. Why don't you stop helping him and join me instead? With your help, I can finish my plan instead of getting sat on by Rosalina. What do you say to that?" Satan told to Mona, but she looked unsure. "I can't do that. Yeah, I hate Mario and Peach, but everyone else doesn't deserve to die. Plus, you're evil, and I'm not." Mona went to sit on her bed.
"I can't do it without you, Mona. Besides, if you help me, you can get revenge on Mario and Peach for cheating on you. Also, I can make you a powerful being capable of conjuring up whatever comes to your mind. You'll be the 3rd most powerful being in my new world. Won't you please help me?" Mona laid there in bed thinking about this. She was so angry at Mario and Peach for what they did to her all those years ago. She couldn't believe her boyfriend and best friend would do that to her. So why should she help them anyways? Also, if she helped Satan, she could get back at them for the pain they caused her.
She got back up out of bed and went to sit next to Satan. "Okay, I'll help you. Just tell me what you need me to do so I can get back at my friends for being assholes."