That wonderful fangirl moment when you get to write about your OTP :D

Well this is my second story of the day, there may be another one, considering how bored I've been this weekend. I hope my story entertains you guys if you're as bored as I am XD

Well, none of you have won the game yet. Here's a hint: It's not romantic (I know, a real shocker coming from me).

Well, enjoy Apollo and Ema texting each other. This is actually really cute I'm so proud.

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Is this Ema?

Who are you, and how did you get my number?

Well, I'll take that as a yes. Uh, this is Apollo. Prosecutor Gavin gave me your number.

How did that fop get my number?!

He's your boss. Didn't you have to fill it in on a paper somewhere?

Not a bald hypothesis. Well, why did you text me?

*bad

Lol, way to go Ema. And uh… I don't really know how to ask this, now that I think about it.

Should I be scared?

Yeah… Trucy decided that she was going to brag to all of her friends that her brother was really cool and had a cute girlfriend, so now all of her little freshman classmates want her to prove it -_-

And you're playing along because why, exactly?

I don't know... I guess it's because she gets bullied a lot, and I've been there. When I was her age, I was an awkward orphan who nobody liked. One time, I bragged that my hair was actually a radio antenna that my spy organization used to contact me with. One of them actually called the cops on me. Ever tasted prison food?

How in the world was that supposed to make you sound cool? XD

I don't know. Spies are cool.

Well, all right then. It's too bad to hear that Trucy gets made fun of. I guess wearing a magician's hat and a cape is a bite of a bold fashion statement, huh?

*bite

*BIT

Lol Ema, you're having a rough time with your phone today. And yeah, I wonder why she doesn't just make her bullies disappear, though. Just throw them in her magic panties or something. Actually... Maybe that's not such a good idea.

Yeah... I need to take some lessons from her. There's a certain glimmerous fop that I'd love to make disappear. Oh, yeah. So why are you telling me about this, again?

I need someone to play the girlfriend… :S

Didn't Trucy say you had to have a cute girlfriend?

Yeah. Your point?

I'm not exactly the hottest item for you to choose from.

You look pretty cute to me…

I'm flattered -_-

But really. I'm 5'1", I eat too many Snackoos, and I wear science related clothes all the time. I'm pretty sure that you can find someone better than me.

Hey, I'm 5'5", and I'm a guy. I might look less scrawny next to you. And what do you mean by "I eat too many Snackoos"? You're nowhere close to being fat, if that's what you were thinking. And as for your science clothing? It's not like you're glued to your lab coat all the time… Or that you're all that unattractive in it.

That's debatable.

Ema, I think you're beautiful. Now, will you be my girlfriend? Please?

I mean like for Trucy's friends. Not like my girlfriend girlfriend.

This is awkward.

Who's the one having the texting problems today? XP

Fine, I'll do it. On one condition.

Are you going to tell me this condition, or am I going to sit here staring at my phone like a middle schooler?

I have 2 questions. 1: How many girls have you asked already, and 2: Why did you ask me in the order that you did?

I asked you first, because you were the first girl who came to mind. Is that really so hard for you to believe?

I don't know… I guess I gave up on myself a long time ago. Science was my life, and I guess it feels like I failed my life. You wouldn't understand, you're amazing at what you do. You always find innocent clients, and you always get them the right verdict.

Would I? My very first case, I accidentally used forged evidence. My badge could've been stripped from me in my very first trial. I felt like a failure. I mean, Mr. Gavin was guilty, there was no doubt about that. But without that forged evidence, there was no way I could have proved it. I felt so helpless, I ran away for 2 months. I felt like I lost everything at that moment. But you know what? I moved on. I decided that if I was ever going to stop feeling guilty about that trial, I was going to have to prove to myself that I wasn't a failure. And I did. And I learned a valuable lesson that day: don't accept evidence from strangers. -_-

Apollo… I don't know what to say.

From my perspective, you've been more successful in finding evidence than the entire forensics team combined. I think you're brilliant, whether you passed some dumb test or not. So don't worry about that anymore. Just do the best that you know how to do, and things will always get better.

Thanks, Apollo. I should probably tell you what my condition is now. :')

Weren't your questions the condition?

No.

Ok, don't leave me here staring at my phone like a middle schooler.

I don't want to pretend.

What?

You said that you wanted me to pretend to be your girlfriend. I don't want to pretend.

You mean you… You want go out with me?

To be honest, I don't think you need any help to sound like a middle schooler, Apollo. -_-

Why?

First, tell me. Do you accept the condition?

Yeah. But why would you want me as your boyfriend? Oh gosh, that sounds weird :S

Do I need to cure all of your insecurities, too? Well, for one, you like science. You treat me like I'm meaningful, as a (kind of) coworker, and a person. I can be as grumpy or weird as I want, and you never judge me (out loud, anyways). You laugh at my nerdy science jokes, you make me feel slightly less short, and you're good at cheering me up. Plus, you're really fun to make fun of, because you get embarrassed really easily, and you look really cute when you blush. Does that answer your question?

Yeah. Thanks, Ema.

You're welcome. So when do you need me to come over and be cute for the freshmen? XP

Apollo?

Where did you go?

Apollooooooooooo

Oh, sorry. Um, quick question. How do you wash blood out of carpet, scientifically?

Soak it with water, and then use bleach if it's white, and cat shampoo if it's not, and then vaccum over it. Um, quick question. Why do you need to know that?

Trucy just told me that this was all a stunt to get me to ask you out -_-

You need help hiding the body?

Nah, I think I'll let her live. See, she backed up when I started attacking her with my Chords of Steel, and she tripped on one of her magic props and cut her arm on the coffee table in the office.

Serves her right. I mean, poor girl. I hope she feels better XD

Yeah, she'll be whining about this all week.

Why was she trying to play matchmaker, anyways?

Actually, I have no idea. I probably called you cute once without realizing it or something like that.

How romantic. Well, I'm starving. Do you want to go out for dinner?

Sure. Where do you want to go?

Nothing too romantic, it grosses me out. What about Eldoon's?

My wallet loves you.

I do too ;)

Nothing too romantic, huh?

I meant that I didn't want to be surrounded by other people kissing.

Just other people, huh?

Since when were you so forward? XP

I'm just pressing the witness' testimony. Sorry if that qualifies as forward.

You're a gop.

*fop

Nah, just call me a flimmerous gop. I like it :D

Gop. :P