Sorry with how short this chapter is compared to the last few. I wasn't really able to think of too much to write in it, I was watching tv while writing this, and I'm gonna be adding chapter 37 fairly soon anyway. So yeah. Hope you like this one.
"So what is the meaning of all this? Why are you Cybertronian anyway mom, and what's up with that insignia? It's not anything like I've ever seen before.", Jack had asked the femme that had only been his mom moments before.
Deathshine replied, "Well Jack I'm the leader of the Execution Squad, a special unit force contracted by Cybertron's ancient leaders to carry out assassinations and terrorist suppresion. This insignia is the proof of that, that I didn't discriminate between Autobots and Decepticons. Truth is though I was a Decepticon myself once upon a time, even so much as being the 2nd in command, with Megatron as my sparkmate."
Jack gasped, absolutely taken aback, saying, "WHAT THE HELL?! MOM HOW COULD YOU BE A DECEPTICON?! And MEGATRON of all people? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ENTERTAIN THE IDEA OF THAT? AM I HIS SON OR SOMETHING?! PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT!"
Deathshine laughed and said, "Oh no honey. You're not his heir or anything. Well, not YOU anyway. Me and him did bear a child together. Haven't heard from him in a long time. I'm sure he's ok wherever he is."
Jack was going a little crazy at this and said, "Oh shit, I'm related to a murdering psychopath."
Deathshine chuckled and said, "Sorry I was kidding about you being related to him in anyway. I just wanted to get a rise out of you, hee-hee! Though... I DO have something to admit to you about certain somethings, you are related to at least ONE Decepticon, if not more."
Jack nearly swallowed his tongue and said, "Who..."
Deathshine smirked and said, "Well let's see, Soundwave's your uncle, Reverb is your cousin, Aurora's your aunt, which would be obvious on account she's my twin sister, and Airachnid is your half sister, since I gave birth to her with Soundwave's late cousin Downbeat, though she was known as Sparkwave back then."
Jack's color drained from his face, and felt somwhat sick but more embarrassed than anything else. He barely gasped out, "A-Airachnid's my s-sister?! Oh Primus what have I done? Arcee? Did you know this? Please tell me you didn't?"
Arcee smiled a little and said, "Oh did I not tell you that? But regardless of that it WAS your idea to do so my little freaky studmuffin. Besides you're like several hundred-thousand generations removed so does it really matter at this point?"
Jack screamed, "FUCK YES IT DOES ARCEE! You...I... Her... Oh Primus why did you not tell me this! I trained with a damn pervert it seems! How dare you withhold that information from me! You just wanted to see a little wincest didn't you you sick freak! COME OUT OF THE ALLSPARK WELL AND FACE ME! I'll kick your aft for this humilation old man!"
A voice came and said, "Oh ho ho my son it seems that you did JUST fine if you ask me. Wondered when you would finally grow your bearings and take control of your sexuality I did. I'm very pleased with you. Welcome to the family."
A man had suddenly appeared in the middle of the recovery center. It was apparently Primus, in a holoform but Jack recognized his voice all the same, but before he could say anything, Deathshine said, with a little anger, "Oh so it's you. Long time no see. So after all these years you're showing back up? Do you realize you've left me and your son high and dry?! I don't care if you can't stay in the world indefinitely or not or if I knew I was Cybertronian or not you could've told me you were Primus you damn asshole, 'Steve Darby'."
Jack screamed, "FUCK! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I'M RELATED TO THE WHOLE DAMN POPULATION OF CYBERTRON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Next thing you'll say is Arcee is my 4th cousin of a nephew 40 times removed from my grandma."
Arcee said, "No I'm not, but that doesn't matter anyway. If it DID, well let's just say you'll be punished later my naughty naughty boy. Besides you weren't like this just a week ago honey. This is too much like you were as a kid, come on and come back to me like the beast you were then my virile, aggressive, wild, pulsating fiend! MMMMMM I'm gonna do so many things to you to reawaken that spark of yours honey. I hope you're ready for me. I'm gonna make you remember and squeal for me in the process!"
She then grabs up Jack, abducting him to get in some more hot loving, to which Deathshine cheered and said, "WHOOOO YEAH THAT'S MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW! GET YOUR MAN AND MAKE HIM A BEAST!"
Primus was trying to cop a feel at that point and was immediately shot down by Deathshine who said, "I don't think so mister! I'm not letting you inside this fine aft of mine again! You're just gonna leave again like the jerk you are. It doesn't matter that you rocked my universe it doesn't give you an excuse to leave. Go back to the Matrix and slam some ghost slut why don't you?!"
Primus just laughed and said, "Being a little blasphemous aren't you dear? I guess I deserve that though. I'll make it up to you I promise. I had to train your son to fight more effectively the threats that have yet to come. And secretly make some adjustments to him so he could really be a Darby, in that special way of ours. Seems like I need to perform some maintenance in a bit though. I'll stay long enough to make sure everything's alright for that purpose. I should probably see if I can find a way to give myself a body that doesn't fade away after a few years."
Deathshine scoffed and said, "Yeah I'm not gonna trust you again Steve. You tramp chaser. I thought I was enough for you? You're just a pervy old man that hides behind his 'wisdom', his combat knowledge, and the fact he hasn't had a permanent body since before Cybertron's creation as a cover for playing that whole 'you love 'em, leave 'em, and trade them for the new models' game all the time, you even did it to me with that neighbor of ours! I saw you coming onto her with your cable out! Don't even try to deny it!"
Primus said, "Who me?! That woman practically raped me saing 'Oh give me that big sausage of yours pizza man! I can't control the women who want my body."
Deathshine screamed, "You liar! COME WITH ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU RAPE YOU CHEATING BASTARD!"
Primus replied, as he began to vanish away, "You'll have to catch me first missy! So long for now! I'll let you take your revenge on me another time my sweet! Sorry for the trouble!"
Deathshine growled and stormed out, saying, "SLAGGING LOSER! I HOPE YOU NEVER COME BACK! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR DOING THIS AGAIN DO YOU HEAR ME?!"
Primus came back behind her and whispered, "Show me how much you've improved since we last met my love. I'll stay this time."
Deathshine shuddered at the touch but knew enough to say, "I'll make you hurt so much you won't ever look at another femme. Follow me for the time of your afterlife."
The two of them practically tore up the hallway running to the nearest quarters for just that purpose.
But elsewhere, at a certain underground dwelling/laboratory, there was a strained voice being vocalized, saying, "Ughhhhhh where am I? I feel like molten slag." The frame the voice belonged to got up and walked to find a mirror, or a mirror-like reflective surface, and in its surface, was shown a silver and pink femme, with indigo-hued optics, and the femme said, "Primus... How did this happen? I'm Sparkwave again? How come? The last thing I remember was arguing with that bastard Tarantulas and then... nothing..." She then sees the empty shell of her other body, her 'Airachnid' self, lying about in a heap on the floor. Seeing this she said, "I'M NOT SERVING YOU ANYMORE TARANTULAS! IF YOU WANNA COME BACK USE THAT WRETCHED CREATION OF YOURS!" But then she saw the Airachnid body tremble in response and that caused her to bolt before it awoke. As she ran she made sure to scan a passing Porsche and drove off at high speed, leaving behind the other self, her evil self, its eyes glowing purple and had begun to laugh evilly, the voice like a mixture of Airachnid AND Tarantulas.
"I LIVE! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!", was the phrase uttered by the now completely evil Airachnid.
*To be continued in Chapter 37*