This Is Sparta, Toad!
"This is Sparta!!!"
Alice ducked as Emmett and Edward nearly knocked her over as they hogged the teacher's desk, both dressed in Spartan clothes. "Emmett!" Rosalie shouted angrily from across the room, "Don't you dare—"
"Fear us!" Edward called back at her. "Fear us and—"
"SILENCE!"
Everyone in the room fell silent as the new DA teacher walked into the room. Alice gasped.
"Bella, it's—"
"Mr. Masen and McCarty, huh?" sneered Mrs. Do-Do. She gave a smirk at the two boys at her desk. "I've had a difficult time with you in the past year, but now, I'm the teacher, and I am the rules here!"
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"…"
"Did you hear something, Emmett?"
"No—did you?"
Mrs. Toad scowled a terrible scowl. "GET OFF MY DESK NOW AND GO SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
"Whoa—that one beats Professor McGonagall, Edward!"
"I know, Emmett! Scary, eh?"
"If you do not get back to your seats, I will put you in detention!" Mrs. Toad hissed angrily. The entire class was either holding their breath to see what would happen, or sniggering behind their hands. "This is a class—"
"A class, Emmett? She said that this is a class."
"No, missy, this—"
"—is—"
"SPARTA!" Rosalie, Bella and Alice yelled together along with the two boys. Alice regretted it instantly.
"You five," said Mrs. Toad, breathing heavily through her nose, "will receive detention with me. Tonight. End of story. Anyone else wants Sparta?" she glared around at the whole class.
Everyone raised their hands.
AN
Honestly, you guys give me no choice on this thing :( I so wanted to abandon this, but no more than one month later, someone goes and steals the entire story. Why? This is ridiculous… *runs away from an angry crowd* Well, thanks for reading, anyway, and
Please REVIEW!!!