All She Wanted

-After the party:

When Regina wakes up the following morning, it's to a completely dry mouth, double vision and a throbbing headache somewhere behind her temples. What an oddly familiar situation. Apart from the fact that Maleficent is lying next to her, still fast asleep.

Regina rubs her forehead with her palms. Her head really hurts quite badly and her stomach twists and ties in knots. Is she going to be sick?

Maleficent stirs in her sleep, and the covers slip from her body. She's naked. Regina frowns. Why is Maleficent naked when Regina herself is fully dressed in the clothes she wore yesterday? What the hell happened last night?

Oh. Right. She blushes a deep shade of pink when it all comes back to her. She remembers everything, including going all Christian Grey on Maleficent with the whole "no touching" thing. What on earth possessed her to act like that?

Whiskey. It had all been whiskeys fault, Regina decides as she stretches her weak limbs. Another interesting question is why the hell she chose to wear her shoes to bed last night? And why the fuck is there buttons scattered across the floor again? And why did Maleficent decide to rip the sheet in almost half, and more importantly, how could Regina have missed it?

Right. She was a little too busy pleasuring Maleficent.

Regina shifts in the bed. She's just as uncomfortable as she was the last time this happened, and maybe even more, given the fact that her dress feels unbelievably tight and her stockings itches the skin on her legs.

Maleficent groans something and presses a hand to her forehead. At least she's just as hungover as Regina is, and the brunette watches as Maleficent frowns and then opens first one crystal blue eye and then the other one.

,,Good morning," Maleficent greets Regina.

,,I'm not so sure it's a good morning," Regina replies and tries to peel her tongue from the roof of her mouth.

,,The headache is horrible," Maleficent agrees and rubs her temples.

,,Indeed."

Maleficent groans again and cracks her back loudly. Then she looks at Regina and flashes her a cheeky smile. ,,Am I allowed to touch you today?"

Why does she have to remember that part? ,,Of course," Regina mumbles awkwardly and blushes a deep shade of crimson.

Maleficent chuckles warmly and presses her palm flat against Regina's back. ,,I've never seen you like that, my dear."

,,I'm sorry," Regina mutters.

,,Did you hear me say it was a bad thing?"

,,No but.."

,,But what?"

,,I really don't know what came over me," Regina confesses somewhat embarrassed.

,,Well, make sure whatever it was comes over you again soon." Maleficent laughs and winks at Regina.

,,Right."

,,Tell me my dear, did I have sex with Regina last night, or was it the queen?" Maleficent teases without malice and rubs Regina's back in slow circles.

,,That was most definitely the queen," Regina mutters and blushes again.

,,Ah. You should invite her into the bedroom more often. She's quite the experience." Maleficent comments with a twinkle in her eyes.

,,Right. I'm not sure I agree with you."

,,Why not?"

,,Because she's a little… scary."

Maleficent chuckles again. ,,I found her quite charming actually."

,,I bet you did. Now you see why I don't like to get drunk."

,,I shouldn't have tampered with your water."

,,I think I made you apologize during the… punishment."

,,Quite the punishment that was," Maleficent says and Regina ducks her head.

,,Mhmm." The brunette mutters halfheartedly.

,,Now now, there's absolutely no reason to be embarrassed, my beauty. I like the queen. And I like it rough."

,,I already knew that," Regina answers and groans as the banging in her head intensifies.

Maleficent rolls onto her side to face Regina, and Regina quickly spots all the reddish blue bitemarks on her neck, shoulder and chest. Her mouth falls open with a soft pop as she's confronted with what she did last night.

,,Shit," she mutters under her breath. Some bachelor party that was. It's lucky they are only getting married once.

,,You've marked me quite nicely," Maleficent chuckles and cocks an eyebrow.

,,So I see." Regina comments dryly.

,,You also spanked me," Maleficent adds and Regina blushes for the millionth time that morning.

,,N-no I didn't," she denies.

,,Oh you most certainly did, my beauty. I suspect I have two nice marks on my thighs." Maleficent pulls the covers away as she speaks, and Regina looks briefly at her lower body. Maleficent was absolutely right. There is indeed two hand shaped marks on her thighs.

,,I'm sorry," Regina mutters sheepishly.

,,Don't be. I liked it," Maleficent quips with a great deal of truth in her voice.

,,Of course you did," Regina sighs and shakes her head. She shouldn't have expected anything else from the Mistress of all Evil. Suddenly, Mal's hand leaves the brunette's lower back, and Regina yelps when Mal gives her bottom a rather forcefully whack.

,,There. You spanked me, I spank you. Now we're even," Mal sniggers and nudges Regina.

,,Right. Ow," Regina complaints and rubs her backside.

,,Be grateful you're fully clothed," Mal teases.

,,I am." Regina assures and winces. ,,That hurt."

,,Oops."

,,I already have the worst headache in all the realms, did you really think I need another part of my body to hurt?"

,,I'm just setting the score, my darling."

Regina grumbles and rubs her backside again. Damn dragon.

,,You liked it," Maleficent accuses with a cheeky grin.

,,No I didn't!"

,,Sure you did. You enjoyed bending me to your will last night."

,,That's hardly the same thing as spanking."

,,Says the woman who spanked me last night."

,,I did not spank you!" Regina defends herself. ,,I whapped you. That's a completely different thing."

,,Mhmm, keep telling yourself that, my beauty. I bet you have a drawer full of handcuffs and chains."

,,Does our house look like the Sheriff's station to you?"

,,Whips, then?"

,,Cut it out, Maleficent! I don't have handcuffs or chains or whips, I'm not into that kind of stuff, and I'm definitely not into spanking." Regina says firmly and without hesitation.

,,Hmm," Maleficent says, and before Regina gets the chance to ask her what the hell the dragon means by "hmm", she brings her hand down and gives Regina's arse another firm smack.

Regina's instinctive reaction is a moan spilling from her lips, but then she realizes what she just did and goes into defense:

,,Ow! Stop doing that dammit. It hurts!"

,,You moaned." Maleficent states matter of factly.

,,No I didn't!" Regina denies and rubs her bottom.

,,You did. You like it."

,,That was a hiss of pain, not pleasure."

,,I think I know you well enough to know what makes you hiss in pain, and that, my beauty, was not a hiss of pain," Maleficent determines triumphantly and grins at the brunette.

Regina ducks and her voice is slightly muffled by the pillow: ,,keep telling yourself that."

,,Why are you so embarrassed to admit that you like getting spanked?"

,,I am not embarrassed," Regina hisses quietly.

,,It's nothing to be embarrassed about, my darling. I can see so many new opportunities," Mal smirks.

,,Kindly keep your nasty fantasies to yourself."

,,My nasty fantasies, you say? If they are so nasty, then why do you choose to participate in them all the time, hmm?"

,,The things I sacrifices for love," Regina deadpans.

,,Admit you like getting spanked." Maleficent whispers persuasively, and Regina realizes that she's trapped because of her stupid moan.

,,I do," she admits sheepishly, talking more to the pillow than Maleficent.

,,Do what?"

,,I..like it."

,,Like what?"

,,Why are you such an arrogant prick?!" Regina growls.

,,Tell me what you like and I'll stop." Maleficent promises and threads her fingers through Regina's dark hair.

,,I like getting spanked. There. I said it. Satisfied?"

,,Very!" Maleficent grins and caresses Regina's bottom. ,,Oh, this should make for an interesting wedding night."

,,Don't you dare," Regina warns. ,,Can we please not have this conversation while I'm hungovered, or maybe even slightly drunk still?"

,,Fine," Maleficent surrenders. ,,But this conversation is definitely not over."

,,I'm gonna be sick," Regina announces promptly and stumbles out of bed and into the bathroom. She slams the door shut behind her and vomits into the toilet again and again.

She barely gets the chance to wipe the sweat away from her brow before there's a knock on the bathroom door:

,,Are you alright in there?" Maleficent asks through the closed door.

,,I'm fine. Stay away."

The bathroom door is pushed open, revealing Maleficent wrapped in the half-torn sheet, with tousled hair and a worried expression on her face.

,,What are you doing?" Regina groans. ,,I told you to stay away."

,,And I'm going to marry you," Maleficent deadpans.

,,Meaning what?" Regina groans as her stomach ties in knots again and bile rises in her throat.

,,Oh you know, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health and all that."

,,I'm not sick, I'm hungover. Kindly go away, I'm gonna throw up again," she waves her hand in an attempt to make Maleficent leave, but the blonde ignores it, and Regina has no other choice than to vomit while she's present.

Maleficent instantly pulls Regina's hair away from her face, and the way she rubs soothing circles on Regina's back feels surprisingly nice. But Regina isn't willing to admit that of course.

,,This is humiliating," she grumbles and wipes sweat away from her brow.

,,No it's not," Maleficent scoffs and hands Regina her toothbrush. ,,It's human. That's something quite different than humiliating, little one."

,,Pff," is all Regina has to say in the matter and she carefully rises to her feet and brushes her teeth thoroughly and carefully.

Maleficent wobbles behind her, and Regina turns around, which makes her slightly dizzy. Maleficent is looking very pale.

,,Regina?"

,,Yes?"

,,Would it be too much to ask you to hold my hair while I…" she gestures vaguely towards the toilet and Regina quickly gets the hint.

,,Of course not," she says sympathetically and pulls Maleficent's golden hair away from her face. ,,Go right ahead."

Maleficent vomits violently into the toilet whilst Regina rubs her back soothingly.

,,You're right," Maleficent shakily groans. ,,This is humiliating."

,,No it's not." Regina says. ,,In sickness and in health, remember?"

,,Regina?"

,,Hmm?"

,,Why did you wear high heels to bed last night?"

,,I haven't got a clue."

Maleficent rises from her kneeling position on the floor and stares at Regina. Looks her up and down from her tight dress to her high heels, examines her mussed up hair and her "not so perfect" makeup.

Regina shrugs and shakes her head. For she has absolutely no idea why she didn't take her clothes off last night.

Maleficent cackles and it doesn't take long before Regina begins to snigger and soon both women laughs hysterically in the bathroom. Maleficent dressed in nothing else but a half-ripped sheet, and Regina fully dressed but looking like a madwoman. And for some unknown reason, it's incredibly funny and Regina has to lean into the sink to prevent herself from falling over.

,,That was.. quite the bachelor party," Maleficent sniggers.

,,You can say that again."

,,If that's how you're punishing me, I should get you drunk more often."

,,Don't get your hopes up, dragon," Regina snips haughtily. ,,That was a one-time thing."

,,You know, that's exactly what you said after our first drunk night together."

,,Did I?" Regina questions and quirks an eyebrow. ,,Well, I changed my mind."

,,And aren't I grateful for that," Maleficent smiles and wraps her arms around Regina.

Regina chuckles and gives Mal a quick peck on the lips. ,,Get out. I'm gonna take a shower."

,,Since when can't I stay while you're showering?"

,,Since right now."

,,Alright," Maleficent sighs and gives Regina's hand a kiss. ,,I'm going back to bed."

,,A most sensible idea," Regina nods, but knows very well that she can't go back to sleep now that she is awake. So, she shoos Maleficent out of the bathroom and wriggles out of her too-tight dress and throws it straight into the hamper. Her stockings, bra and panties quickly follows, and Regina turns the water on. The hot water only works partly on her headache, and it's quite obvious that she will need a couple of aspirin and lots of water to dull the ache, but still, Regina smiles to herself. The last time she was in this situation, she was horrified and embarrassed. She's still a little embarrassed about the whole "dominatrix" thing last night, but not horrified. She's happy and content and crazily in love in love with The Mistress of all Evil. Regina finishes her shower and dries herself off. She uses magic to get dressed, she has a hangover, she's allowed to cheat a bit. She gives her hair a quick combing and smoothens her black skirt and cream-colored shirt.

She wobbles downstairs and cheats a bit more with the coffee making. The room is spinning a little and Regina is still dizzy. She's still a tiny bit drunk. Regina summons two aspirin tablets from her medicine cupboard and inhales the pills with a ton of water. She then turns her attention to the coffee and takes the first sip. Ah. It feels like pure healing magic in her veins.

She's barely halfway through her first cup when there's a sharp (and too loud) knock on her front door. Regina groans and grabs her forehead as she scrambles off the chair and walks into the hall and opens the door.

Zelena is standing outside, wearing a similar pained expression on her face, and she's also wearing the same clothes as she did yesterday.

,,Coffee," she demands sternly and walks into the mansion without any other greeting.

,,Are you alright?"

,,Fine. Hungover. Coffee." Zelena says through gritted teeth and Regina escorts her into the kitchen and onto a kitchen chair and pours her a large cup of coffee.

,,Aspirin?" Regina offers understandingly.

,,Yes please." Zelena groans and takes a deep sip of her coffee. ,,Remind me to never celebrate your bachelor party again."

,,I promise you, Maleficent and I shall never get married again," Regina sarcastically vows.

,,Who's idea was it even to dance on the table?"

,,Did we do that?" Regina asks slightly surprised.

,,I'm afraid we did," Zelena mumbles and shakes her head.

,,Huh. Completely slipped my mind," Regina confesses and scratches her head.

,,I wish I could forget about it," Zelena groans and buries her head in the crook of her arm.

,,Mm. I have one or two things I wish I could forget about as well," Regina mutters under her breath and thinks back to the surprise visit from the Evil Queen the previous night.

,,Ugh, I wish I could erase my night with the bartender," Zelena complains.

,,I really don't want to know the details," Regina shudders and takes a swig of her coffee.

,,Neither do I, to be honest," Zelena quips and sighs heavily. ,,Lucky you. You went home with your fiancée and not a complete stranger."

,,Mmm."

,,Where is your fiancée by the way? Did you murder her?"

,,And buried her under the porch," Regina says darkly, and Zelena sniggers. ,,She happens to be asleep at the moment," the brunette goes on. ,,She is quite hungover herself."

,,Maleficent with a hangover. That cannot be pretty," Zelena comments and Regina chuckles. ,,I don't think anyone looks pretty with a hangover, Zelena."

,,Well, you look pretty decent this morning."

,,Thank you. I feel like I've been hit by a bus, if that helps."

,,It does," Zelena nods and clinks her coffee mug together with Regina and both women takes a swig of their coffee.

Regina is just about to pour them a second cup of coffee when there's another knock at the door.

Both Regina and Zelena instinctively presses their hands to their foreheads and groans.

,,Now what?" Regina moans. ,,I'm in no mood for visitors."

,,You let me in," Zelena points out.

,,That's because you were banging at the door, dear. It was unbearable. And so is this," Regina mutters as she opens the door, revealing the sad shadows of Snow White and Emma Swan-Jones.

,,What can I do for you?" Regina mumbles in a hushed tone. Say something too loud, and the pounding in her head will get worse.

,,We're just checking to see if you survived the night, but none of can find-" Snow cuts herself off when she finds Zelena sitting at Regina's kitchen table.

,,Hi," Zelena mutters in same low voice and waves at them.

,,Ah. Can we come in?" Snow inquires.

,,If you whisper," Regina says sternly.

,,Are you kidding? The thought of shouting is enough to make anyone nauseous," Emma grumbles as she and her mother enters the mansion.

,,Please don't mention the word nauseous," Regina pleads. ,,You're making me sick."

,,Right. Sorry. Can we please have some coffee?"

Regina pours the newly arrived guests two cups of coffee and they settle down next to Zelena at the kitchen table.

Snow groans as she raises her head to look up. ,,Where's Maleficent?"

,,Dead and buried under the porch," Zelena states without hesitation and Regina sniggers. But Snow's eyebrows raise towards her hairline and Emma narrows her green eyes, so Regina sighs in irritation:

,,She's still sleeping, you morons. Did you seriously think I had harmed her?"

,,Of course not," Snow admonishes. ,,But you were pretty angry with her last night."

,,Well, she got me drunk against my will," Regina scoffs. ,,That's enough to make anyone angry, don't you think?"

,,But just to clarify," Emma says gruffly. ,,The Evil Queen didn't go all bat shit crazy on her?"

Regina's face grows hot and she turns away from them. batshit crazy. Well, that's one way of putting it.

,,Regina? Is everything okay?" Zelena questions.

,,Yes, yes, I'm fine." Good god, why is she always embarrassed? ,,And no, the Evil Queen did not go batshit crazy on her. She's upstairs sleeping. Safe and sound."

,,I wish I slept safe and sound. In my own bed," Zelena wrinkles her nose.

,,I said no details required," Regina protests.

,,Oh right," Emma smirks. ,,You went home with the bartender, didn't you?"

,,I wish I was dead," Zelena groans and bangs her head softly against the table.

,,Sounds familiar, Regina?" Snow chuckles.

,,Very familiar." Regina mutters.

,,Bah, it all worked out for you in the end," Zelena whines.

,,Maleficent is the one responsible for that," Regina defends. ,,If she hadn't been so damned stubborn and pushed me…"

,,Pushed you to what exactly, Regina?" Emma asks.

,,Accept my feelings, I guess," Regina says vaguely. ,,So much for one night stands."

,,Great. I'm going to marry the bartender," Zelena sighs dramatically, and Regina laughs despite the fact that her head hurts badly and her stomach is still twisting and turning.

,,I didn't say anything about marrying the bartender, dear. I generally think that one night stands should stay one night stands and nothing more."

,,I disagree," a voice say above them and they catch a glimpse of Maleficent stumbling into the bathroom, still dressed in nothing but the damned sheet.

,,What happened to your sheet, Madam Mayor?" Emma chuckles and sips at her coffee.

,,Minor accident. Nothing to worry about."

,,Why is it ripped in half?" Snow questions and grins.

,,I haven't got the faintest," Regina scoffs. ,,heavens know what Mal is doing while I sleep peacefully."

Emma and Zelena chuckles and they all hear the sound of water running, Maleficent stumbling about and cursing under her breath.

,,Someone is having a bad morning," Zelena observes.

,,It wasn't at all pleasant to wake up this morning," Regina lies and downs another cup of coffee.

Maleficent makes a not so graceful entrance and nearly trips into the kitchen.

,,Good morning sunshine," Zelena mutters.

,,Don't test me," Mal growls.

,,What a party mood you're in," Emma observes.

,,Don't you dare say the word "party" to me, Savior!"

,,Oh dear, you really are hungover." Snow quips in a hushed whisper, but sadly Maleficent hears her and snarls: ,,Shut up, princess! Didn't I warn you not to test me?!"

,,She's even worse than you," Emma says dryly to Regina, and Maleficent's perks up at the mention of Regina. Her anger vanishes completely and a smile blossoms on her face when she walks over Regina.

,,Good morning, beautiful," she says blandly as gives Regina a sweet kiss on the cheek.

,,Good morning yourself," Regina answers, feeling somewhat amused. It's so very typical for Maleficent to be mushy after sex. No matter how dissatisfied Regina is with her own performance last night.

Maleficent grips Regina's hand and twists the engagement ring on her finger lovingly. Regina rolls her eyes at her.

,,That is so unfair," Snow complains. ,,Why is it that you can be nice to Regina and not to us?"

,,I'm not marrying you," Maleficent says sharply.

,,You are being rude again," Regina reminds her.

,,Oh, I'm sorry," Maleficent replies instantly. ,,Please forgive me?"

The way she says it echoes in Regina's head, and the brunette quickly recognizes Mal's words from last night. She's taunting her again. Damn dragon.

,,Apology accepted," Regina says vaguely. She doesn't need to be reminded of her behavior last night. She's still embarrassed.

,,I think you've got something on your neck, Mal," Emma says dryly.

,,Really?" Maleficent answers with a magnificent imitation of innocence. ,,Whatever could that be?"

She squeezes Regina's hand and steps backwards to examine her neck. She pulls her shirt collar down a little to reveal a blue reddish mark on her neck.

,,Hmm, you appear to be right," she says nonchalantly to Emma. ,,How strange."

,,You sure it's strange?" Snow mumbles with pink cheeks.

,,Oh yes, absolutely, princess." Maleficent assures her. ,,I have absolutely no idea how it got there."

Regina doesn't bat an eye but continues to keep a straight face as she sips her coffee. Maleficent gives her a discreet wink and grabs her own cup of coffee and two aspirins. ,,Do you mind if I take this upstairs, my beauty? I'm absolutely knackered."

,,Sleep well," Regina replies. She wouldn't mind having a snooze on the couch when her guests have left.

Maleficent sends another heart wrenchingly beautiful smile and plants a kiss on her lips, a kiss Regina instantly returns, not really paying much attention to the fact that her family is present. This is her and Mal's house after all, they can do whatever they like.

Maleficent gives her lips another peck and plants another kiss on Regina's forehead. She lingers, and Regina has a pretty good idea what she would do had they been alone.

,,Goodnight," Mal teases and traces a finger along Regina's cheek bones.

,,Sleep well." Regina repeats.

Maleficent gives her one last peck on the cheek and disappears upstairs with her coffee and aspirin.

Regina runs a finger through her hair and gazes at the top of the stairs where Maleficent was seconds ago. How the fuck is it even possible to be so in love? It should be illegal. It's becoming a problem. She's barely capable of keeping her hands off Maleficent during the day. They really are worse than Snow and Charming.

,,This is positively sickening," Zelena grumbles.

,,Pardon?" Regina says. She wasn't really paying attention.

,,I thought you wanted to kill her," Emma deadpans.

,,I had a change of heart."

,,You are so in love with her," Snow gushes.

,,Yes," Regina answers bluntly. She's in no mood to play the deny game today. ,,Is that a crime?" she asks Snow.

,,No," Snow answers softly. ,,Definitely not a crime at all. It's wonderful."

,,Yes it is," Regina agrees and has to stop herself from grinning like a fool.

,,I thought I was the newlywed," Emma sniggers.

,,Well, pretty soon I will be," Regina shoots back.

,,Why do I suddenly feel jealous?" Zelena mutters.

,,You have your bartender. And Archie." Regina teases. ,,I've only got one."

,,Yeah, but which one," Zelena sighs. ,,I mean she's pretty… fascinating."

,,Oh yes. That she is," Regina agrees with her sister and twists her engagement ring.

,,You're doing it again," Snow states.

,,Doing what?"

,,Fiddling with your engagement ring." Snow replies.

,,Like you always do at the mention of Maleficent," Emma grins rather triumphantly.

,,I think that's quite enough observations for one day," Regina scoffs dryly. ,,Goodbye and thank you for the visit."

,,And what are you going to do after we've left?" Zelena inquires with a smirk.

,,I am going back to bed." Regina yawns.

,,No, it didn't look like you got a lot of sleep last night." Emma says with a cheeky grin.

,,Exactly, I'm so looking forward to a couple hours of uninterrupted sleep," Regina bites back.

,,Right. Sleep well," Zelena sniggers as all three women leaves the mansion.

Regina closes the door behind them and even locks it. She really is quite tired, and her head still hurts, so a couple of hours of sleep would be absolutely fantastic.

She drags her unwilling body upstairs and carefully pushes the bedroom door open. She doesn't want to wake Maleficent.

But Maleficent is wide awake when Regina enters the bedroom. She is sitting upright in the bed, and looks very much like she's waiting for someone.

,,I thought you were asleep," Regina half scolds half observes.

,,I was waiting for you."

,,Ah. How gallant of you," Regina quips and begins to unbutton her shirt but Maleficent stops her:

,,Wait, don't do that. Come here," she urges gently and extends her hand out towards Regina who takes it and lets Maleficent draw her closer until she's sitting on the bed with her.

,,I thought you were tired," Regina questions as Maleficent traces a finger along her cheekbones once more.

,,No way," Maleficent insists. ,,I owe you a little something after last night."

,,You don't owe me anything."

,,Why yes, I do. I want to… return the favor," Maleficent whispers and grazes her contours of Regina's breast, making the brunette shudder a little in anticipation.

,,Mmm? Doesn't that sound nice, my beauty?"

,,Very nice," Regina croaks out as Maleficent slowly unbuttons her shirt and drops it to the floor.

,,Am I allowed to touch you this time?" Maleficent inquires innocently as she fiddles with the straps on Regina's bra.

,,Yes," Regina groans. ,,You most certainly are."

,,I'm looking forward to that, my dear." Maleficent whispers and unclasps Regina's bra..

To Be Continued..