Hello everyone did you miss me. Well after over 3 weeks I have finally manage to catch up with my sleep and made a chapter right after.
so 'hear' you go
Songs:Don't Be A Dick, Gentleman
Chapter 30: Don't Be A Gentleman
As the guild continues to praise the man among men that sang those songs. Master Goldmine couldn't help but smile at the sight at how cheerful his men are being. Ever since they became dead last in the GMG hardly anyone would show them respect they are do. he could tell this was effecting them even if they didn't show it
This guild is filled with younglings that felt different, shunned, lost some they loved, or had a ruff pat but did not give to the darkness like most men with the same backgrounds that they did.
It gotten so bad that some of the members lost there girlfriends do to the fact that they didn't want to be seen with any of them. The only ones who were not affected by this were Bacchus, there barkeep, and the Blond Card Mage (Who was currently on a mission).
'I don't know how? Or why? Makarov got a hold of these disks but I won't let him have it. You my love your kids but I care for mine as well...well at least not yet' Master Goldmine thought to himself as his members were auguring on who will pick the next disk.
"I'm going to pick one so don't get in my way" Semmes half yelled at his team mates.
"No I'm going to pick one you dip shit" Jäger said while punching Semmes.
"Go to hell you two" Nobarly said in a pissed off tone as he punches both Semmes and Jäger. This caused the rest of the guild to join in and started fighting.
"Why do guys always have to fight" War Cry stated as he shed a river of tears, this always happens with them. The three of them would fight and War Cry would...well cry. But while he saw a particular disk within the box through his tears. This disk was titled something that War Cry has always wanted to say to his closes friends 'Don't Be A Dick'.
So you of nowhere he just grabbed the thing and played the damn thing. The lyrics were instantly heard by everyone and they simply waited.
Whatever happened to chivalry?
When did it all break down?
Seems like everyone's selling their bullshit in this town
What ever happened to loyalty?
Nobody's got your back
Is it your friends or is it your enemies on the attack?
Everybody wants to be something they're not
And have shit they ain't got
Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick
What the fuck is the problem
With people living the truth?
Tell me what somebody's happiness has to do with you
What is the obsession
With always being right?
It's not always win or lose, it's not black or white
Nobody seems to have it figured out just yet
It's not that hard to get
Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick
When they heard the lyrics they quietly stop killing each other and listen. This man among men is giving them a message within his songs, what kind of person is this guy. He was Bad, he was Wild, and some say he was Dandy but know they realized he wasn't a Dick. They realized they were being assholes for mindlessly trying to kill one another...but they asked each other?
Why do people hate one another?
Why couldn't everyone just love another?
We could have gotten along if people didn't have to be such dicks.
Whatever happened to honesty?
You live a fucking lie
So what, you fake it 'til you make it and then you die?
Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick
When the song ended they all looked at one another and gave each other a passionate hug and words of apologies.
"Sorry man" he said with sincere in his voice.
"No it was my fault for hitting you like that" he said wanting to take the blame.
"No guys it was totally my fault" said the third guy.
"NO it was mine" the first guy said in an angry tone.
"Like hell it was. Anyone with eyes could see I cause it" the second guy said while showing his middle finger at him.
"SHUT IT YOU TWO" he yelled at them
While War Cry was...well crying again he thought to himself 'Well at least I tried' as he continued his river of tears.
"You know it isn't Dandy to fight when some of use are quietly listening to music" said a Dandy voice behind the bar.
"SHUT IT BLOCK HEAD" the three said in unison.
"You know you hurt my feelings when you mention my Dandy face in such a way" the barkeeper said as he took his time walking towards them.
Once he was close enough he choose one in what appeared to completely random and showed it to everyone. He was swab, sophisticated, and Dandy but what most people didn't knew was that he was a 'Gentleman'
"Hopefully when I play this disk it will teach you some manners and especially to you Bacchus" the barkeep said to the drunk who showed no type of manners.
"Just pay the stupid this already" Bacchus said while jugging down some whiskey.
it had a happy upbeat rhythm going on and so far it was good.
I let the door, Hit you right in the face,
And when the cheque comes I'll make you pay.
Don't Have a car, Guess you're picking me up,
And in the back seat we'll be falling in love.
My only job is... to lie on this couch,
And while you're workin' I'll be hangin' out.
Now don't get mad cause you knew from the start,
I was an asshole who would never go far.
Cause when you're really good to girls,
Give them your entire world,
They end up walking away.
(Hey, Hey)
They don't want a stand up guy, rather have you cheat and lie,
And do something they hate...
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They say they do but in the end,
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They want a loser like me.
Girls don't want a gentleman,
If you want to get to them,
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They want a loser like me.
This song was good and all but after hearing the lyrics there emotion were conflicted. In the previous songs the person singing was no saint but he was a man among men. They thought he was Cool, Wild, Dandy, anything else you might think of...but now he sounds like a real dick.
But not everyone thought this way.
'Man this guy is so Wild... I wonder if he'll give me some pointers' Bacchus thought to himself while drinking honestly how he manage to have a healthy liver he'll never know.
'How this song reminds me of the old days if only I had been a gentleman then maybe Porlyusica and I would still be married' Master Goldmine thought to himself remembering his former love but something was bothering him he asked himself why would someone make something like this 'I don't know who made this but I could already tell that this poor sob had a difficult love life '
Your parents cry when you bring me around,
They raised you up just so I can take you down.
There goes your life right before their eyes,
I'll have you bare foot pregnant, going out of your mind.
Cause when you're really good to girls,
Give them your entire world,
They end up walking away.
(Hey, Hey)
They don't want a stand up guy, rather have you cheat and lie,
And do something they hate...
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They say they do but in the end,
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They want a loser like me.
Girls don't want a gentleman,
If you want to get to them,
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They want a loser like me.
I used to be a nice guy,
But that don't get you anywhere.
So now I'm just a piece of shit, idiot,
Who's too stupid to care.
'This is NOT what I was expecting I wanted to hear a Dandy song' the mysterious block face barkeep thought.
'Man this guy is so Wild but I got to hear me some hardcore rock music...he must have at least one' Rocker thought to himself wanting to hear loud ass rock music the type of rock music that will make your ears bleed.
If you give a girl respect,
Treat her like she's the best,
you're nothing to her.
She'd rather have you playing games,
Piss her off and make her wait,
If you want it to work...
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They say they do but in the end,
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They want a loser like me.
Girls don't want a gentleman,
If you want to get to them,
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They want a loser like me.
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They say they do but in the end,
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They want a loser like me.
Girls don't want a gentleman,
If you want to get to them,
Girls don't want a gentleman,
They want a loser like me.
(They want a loser like me)
"Well Wally if that the type of guy you want me to be so be it" Bacchus said sarcastically.
"SHUT IT" yelled no one other than Wally Buchanan...Didn't expected that did you.
Before go I would like to say that the next chapter I'll make another announcement.
Artist/Songs:
Scripture Lullabies: I will never leave you
Skillet: Famous, Feel Invincible, Back from the Dead, Falling Inside the Black
Marina: My Valentine
Elton John: I'm Still Standing
Fall Out Boy: The Phoenix, Irresistible, The Kids Aren't Alright, Novocaine, Fourth Of July
Shinedown: Miracle, Her Name Is Alice
Taylor Swift: Shake It Of
Three Days Grace: Human Race, Pain
Wiz Khalifa: See You again
Thousand Foot Krutch: Courtesy Call, E For Extinction, Take It Out On Me
Sum 41: Dear Father
Freedom Call: Warriors
Imagine Dragon: Ready Aim Fire, Demons, Monster, Bleeding out
Dragon Force: Strike of The Ninja, Cry Thunder
Set It Of: Duality
Tori Kelly: Don't Worry 'Bout A Thing
Apocalyptica: Broken Pieces
The Proclaimers: 500 Miles
Three Dog Night: One is the Loneliest Number
Gajeel: Best Friend
The Zombie: The Way I Feel Inside
Twisted Sister: We're Not Gonna Take It
Disturbed: Façade
Ryan Star: Start A Fire
Avenge Sevenfold : A Little Piece Of Heaven
Alessia Cara: How Far I'll Go
Beyoncé: Single Ladies
Stray Cats: Stray Cat Strut
Crossfade: Cold
Walk The Moon: Shut Up And Dance
Big Time Rush: Elevate
Dustin Lynch: Mind Reader
Queen: Don't Stop Me Now
Ed Sheeran: I See Fire
Hollywood Undead: Lion,Rain
Grant Gustin: Running Home To You
Lifehouse: Simon
Starset: Let It Die
Chris Brown: Sex
Michael Jackson: This Is It
Marilyn Manson: This Is Halloween
The Beatles: Michelle
R Kelly: I Believe I Can Fly
Katy Perry: Fireworks
311: Sunset In July
The Walkmen: Heaven
Egypt Central: White Rabbit
Maroon 5: Animals
Lukas Graham: 7 Years
George Goodman And The Headliners: Bad To The Bone
Steppenwolf: Born To Be Wild
Bowling For Soup: Don't Be A Dick
Theory Of A Deadman: Gentleman