I'll redo Best of Dash.. Due to her new Identity..

SCENE 1:

Dash: (tying red bandana on her head) Gotta make hay while the sun shines.

SCENE 2:

Packie: Course they are. Cosa Nostra and all that shit. Our family used to be bigger than all them Mafia families put together. Back in the day, that is.

Dash: Oh god. Not THIS crap again... I heard this speech a million times. "The McReary's ran the city. People was scared to say their name let alone come near their place in Purgatory. Life was great. We were in charge".

Packie: It's fucking true!. I'd like to hear you tell Gerald that it's a boring story. Me brother wouldn't take too kindly to that now would he, little lady?... (to Niko) You know that Purgatory is called what it is because people were so scared of the McRearys. Did you know that, Niko?

Dash: (sarcastically) It's called that because people found the McRearys' stories so fuckin' boring. Listening to them was like being in Purgatory.

Packie: Fuck you, girl, I'll fucking come back there and kick your fucking ass in a minute.

SCENE 3:

Packie: You know Frankie do ya? I got a story for you if you do.

Dash: ANOTHER fuckin story!?

Packie: SHUT UP DASH!

SCENE 4:

Dash: (outside Packie's front door) Hey Packie! I got your wallet from the thief.. (a bit sarcastically) Want me to just leave it on the front step or what!?

Packie: (voice) Hang on, hang on, I'm coming... (opens door), Thanks again. (takes it from her) He give it up easy.

Dash: Well.. After I shot him in the eye he did.

Packie: ... I never said to kill hi-

Dash: Yeah. Well... He was a trust fund prick, and now he's enjoying the red rain.

Packie: ... You know, you should meet Carly Jade.

Dash: I did... But we nothing in common.

Packie: (sarcastically) Really? "nothing" in common?

Dash: (wearing a similar shirt to Carly) Yeah, nothing at all.

Packie: Whatever... There's something I need you to do.

Dash: For the last time.. I am not gonna date you.

Packie: Yes, yes.. You made that PERFECTLY clear in that public resturant... But seriously though, I need you to kidnap someone.

Dash: ... Kidnap?

Packie: Yes.. This is straight from Gerry, I'd do it me-self , but me ma needs me wait now..

Dash: (sighs) fine.

SCENE 5:

Dash: Yeah.. And we don't wanna hurt you, so remain fuckin calm!

Gracie: (panics) Fuck you slut!... FUCK BOTH OF YOU!

Dash: (sarcatically) That's not calm.

SCENE 6:

Niko: The bitch better be worth all our trouble.

Dash: Don't worry.. Apparently her dad is LOADED.. And she's our leverage towards his money.

Niko: Well he better pay quick. I hate to think of the fight she'll put up if you try to cut her fingers off.

Dash: Yeah.. Me either.. Later Niko.

SCENE 7:

Dash: (sitting on couch, drinking a whiskey) after the death of my sister, I became kinda lonely. And shortly after moving here I ended up meeting Packie who befriended me, and I now work for him and his family..

Gracey: (gagged) I DON'T FUCKIN CARE!

Dash: (mockingly) Your such a great listener aren't you... thank you for listening.

Grace: (gagged) I'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!

Dash: Shhh, I'm trying to watch tv..

SCENE 8:

Niko: Look on the bright side, (jokingly) at least you got to meet Gracie.

Dash: Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it!