I own nothing.
Ring, ring
Hello?
Is it just me, or are all men idiots?
Sweetheart, we figured that out along time ago.
Alice Figured out what?
Bella That all men are idiots.
Alice So true.
Bella And when you finally meet the one you think isn't an idiot, you then start to go out with him!!!
Alice And by then, you're so blinded with love-
Bella Dazzled is a better word.
Alice I agree, dazzled is a much better word. And by then, you're so dazzled, you totally overlook the fact he's an idiot!!!
Nessie And the next thing you're married to the dumbo and stuck with him for the rest of eternity!!!
Alice I know!!! It's horrible!!!!
Bella Why are we yelling about something we already know?!?!
Nessie Because my idiot forgot our wedding anniversary!!!
Alice OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!
Nessie Oh, yes he did.
Alice OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!
Nessie OH YES HE DID!!!!
Alice OH, NO HE-
Bella Alice, Alice, we get the point. Jake forgot there wedding anniversary.
Rosalie Dog boy did what?
Nessie Forgot our wedding anniversary!!
Rosalie That's okay, Nessie. Emmett usually forgets ours.
Alice He didn't forget it two years ago.
Rosalie I try to forget that one.
Nessie Why?
Bella He gave her a tooth brush.
Nessie Och.
Alice Jasper gave me chocolate one year for valentines day.
Rosalie OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!
Alice Oh, yes he did.
Rosalie OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!
Alice OH YES HE DID!!!!
Rosalie OH, NO HE-
Bella Rose, Rosalie, we get the point. Jasper gave her chocolate one year for Valentines Day.
Alice Like you should be talking. You have no idea what we are talking about. You have the romantic husband. I mean, he wrote a song dedicated to you!
Rosalie LUCKY!!! I WANT A ROMANTIC HUSBAND!!! But, nooooooooo, I get a husband who gets me A FREAKING TOOTHBRUSH for my wedding anniversary!!!!
Jasper (walking by) What are they yelling about?
Emmett Something about oral hygiene.
Jasper Why are they yelling about oral hygiene?
Emmett Because it's important, duh.
Jasper But, I don't think vampire need dental hygiene.
Emmett Jasper, stop thinking, you really should
Jasper But I like thinking.
Emmett (walking away) Just shut up.
Alice They pay no attention whatsoever to us.
Rosalie I know. We need to whack them in the back of the head or something.
Nessie Well, at least they got the toothbrush part right
Alice Don't take-
Edward(walking by) Hello, love.
Bella Hi.
Edward (kisses Bella and walks away)
Bella(with giddy look) Be there in five minutes.
Alice & Rosalie stares with open mouths at Bella
Bella What?
Alice Show-off.
Nessie Well, I'm going to go beat the crap out of Jake.
Rosalie Have fun.
Hangs up.