Chapter 32a:

Naruto looked at the Raikage and Tsuchikage in shock, then stepped back, only to nearly vomit as they went under another change. Both of them started rolling together, then...welded into a gargantuan form, looking like Zetsu had combined with a level three Akuma from -man, and a Menos Grande.

Zetsu snarled, black slime dripping from long talons on his deformed hands, and white venom forming on his teeth. Naruto harshly breathed in, then stared at Zetsu coldly.

"So, you tracked me with spores, huh?"

Zetsu looked inable to speak.

Naruto smirked a little. "Well then, I think that if I can kick your ass, I'll be able to free all of those under your spore's control, and save those two old guys!"

'I see he has inherited Kushina's train of logical thought...unfortunately.' Tsunade thought.

Zetsu was silent, then suddenly just viciously roared, propelling everyone back. Naruto pursed his lips together, making a seal.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" he yelled, making twenty clones appear out of nowhere. Then, all but three of the Narutos rushed at Monster Zetsu, sporting Rasengans. Zetsu just swung a massive arm, and all of the clones vanished. Naruto snarled, then pulled out Samehada, and sent a ripple of chakra through it, turning it to Shippuken. Naruto coldly did a tearing motion above his eyes.

"Kami Fuuun."

Then, he heavily breathed in, focusing his chakra.

His eyes snapped open.

"Great Wind Armor!" he roared, waves of chakra rushing from him.

The Mizukage gasped sharply. 'His chakra is greater than all of my village combined!'

Naruto then disappeared, and a wave of blood erupted from a cut on Zetsu. Naruto grinned.

Then, Zetsu slammed him into a wall. Naruto choked. 'What is this... the wind pressure from its attack is still pushing me back!' Naruto snarled, then forced his chakra into his hand, shoving the opposing force back.

Zetsu then slammed another palm into Naruto. Naruto gagged, vomiting blood.

'And Great Wind Armor is still protecting me...and yet I'm getting this badly hurt? I can read his movements...but, even with Great Wind Armor, I can't dodge his attacks! How can something so large be so fast!'

Naruto harshly breathed in, then swung at Zestu with Shippuken, scratching his hand. Then, the skin rippled, and instantly healed. Naruto swallowed, then hurriedly dodged as Zestu swung again, turning the entire building to rubble. Naruto shook his head in shock.

'I don't think its possible for me to win...'

He deeply breathed in.

'But I have to try.'

Then, dark markings appeared around his eyes, and his chakra quadrupled. Itachi grimaced.

'Sage Mode, and full strength chakra? Madara, you ought to be relieved you never had to experience this.'

Zetsu then roared, and hideous tentacles rushed from it, shooting towards Naruto. Naruto grinned, then, in a flash of red and blue chakra, all of the extensions were severed. He then shot at Zetsu insanely fast, throwing some shuriken and making seals.

"Shuriken Shadow Clones!"

Then, a barrage of shuriken were embedded in Zetsu, who screamed.

"Flying Thunder God!"

There was a large, shining golden blur around Zetsu, who screamed as blood gushed from it.

"Eww..." Naruto complained. "Who freaking bleeds green!"

Then, steam rose from Zetsu as the wounds closed up. Naruto sweatdropped, then made a new seal.

All of the tags on the shuriken violently exploded, making the monster Zetsu ejaculate another scream. Naruto then leapt back, gathering chakra in his hands.

Two large Rasenshuriken appeared in them.

Naruto spun around, throwing them.

"Eat this!"

The smoke cleared, and the wind-rasengans scored a direct hit, disentigrating a large chunk of Zetsu

Naruto grinned, until Zetsu completely regenerated in one second, then snatched Naruto in a fist, slamming him to the ground. Naruto grinned, then exploded violently.

Zetsu roared, as Naruto jumped at him from behind him. "Fuuton: Clone Great Explosion." (Yes, I know the normal Clone Great Explosion isn't a wind jutsu. He had Great Wind Armor on, making it into a wind jutsu)

Then, Naruto made a seal, angrily pointing his palms towards Zetsu. "Pressure Damage!"

A burst of air shot at Zetsu, carving a hole in him. Zetsu screamed, then a huge gash appeared from his bottom to his shoulder as Naruto swung his sword.

Zetsu screamed, and a wave of air blasted out, ripping into Naruto, who grimaced as his clothes tore and his skin was sliced. Naruto breathed in heavily.

'...I might not win this.'

He shuddered, then ran at Zetsu, yelling as he sliced at Zetsu, who then viciously slammed a palm into Naruto, painfully making him crash into the wall as a rorschach of blood appeared behind him.

Naruto choked, vomiting up blood.

'Fuck...'

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Naruto existed.

He looked around in the white.

"Where am I?"

There was Pain.

They stared at each other for an infinitsimal eternity.

Then, the emptiness turned to turmoil. Black sky, dark earth. Naruto panted as wounds opened. Naruto looked up. It was the village. And this was the first fight.

Pain's animals flew at Naruto.

Naruto dodged, then destroyed.

'What's going on?'

"Another time warp?' Then, the blades struck him.

Naruto screamed carnally at the sky.

(Sorry, I've always wanted to do a piece of writing like that.)

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Naruto woke up, then hurriedly dodged a blow from Zetsu.

"What the hell..." he muttered, summoning a huge shuriken, throwing it at Zetsu, who easily absorbed it. Naruto bounced off of a wall, then charged up chakra in his hand.

"Rasengan!"

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"Rasengan!"

Naruto blinked. 'Huh?'

He stared across at Sasuke. 'Again?'

It was the Valley of the End. The Chidori and Rasengan collided, making chakra fly everywhere. Then, Sasuke's face smiled cruelly.

"Whats the matter, Naruto? Feeling upset, Naruto? Maybe you should just have a nice, long rest, Naruto" he said, his voice distorted and like a legion of demons (Think of Slim Shady's voice from the song "My Darling".)

Naruto snarled.

"What!!!"

Then, Sasuke's voice twisted even more, and the whole world spun like a merry-go-round from hell.

Orochimaru grinned at Naruto. "Come on, Naruto-kun. " the evil voice called. "You know you will never win Naruto, because we should have claimed you so long ago."

Then, the whole world turned black and shadowy tendrils snatched at Naruto, clawing at him evilly, draggin him down.

Naruto screamed, trying to rip the appendages off.

"No! Fuck no! I'm not going to die!"

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Naruto gagged as a humoungous fist slammed into his torso, tearing his clothes to shreds (aside from his pants, and the sleeves of his jacket), and making his Rasengan vanish. Naruto viciously panted, sweating.

'How is this happening?'

Naruto raggedly breathed in, then put his palms to the ground. "Summoning Jutsu."

Gamabunta, Gamaken, and Gamahiro appeared. Gamabunta winced as he looked at Zetsu. "Kid...what the hell is that?"

Then, he just stared at Naruto.

The ghost of the fourth, Jiraiya, and Pain seemed to surround him, and insane killing intent radiated off of him. Blood was all over him. Gamabunta swallowed. 'This is probably the first time I have been afraid of a human. His chakra...its greater than anything I could have ever imagined...'

Naruto then leapt up atop him, making some seals. "Oil. Now." he said quietly. Gamabunta swallowed, then nodded, and all three toads spewed up oil. Naruto then forced his hands forwards, grimacing at the cuts on them.

"Fuuton: Great Breakthrough!" he yelled, as a newly created shadow clone leapt out from behind him, throwing a kunai with an explosive tag.

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Naruto froze, staring at the Kyuubi, as it grinned at him with lifeless eyes. Naruto stumbled back, but then was caught by a tall, menacing figure.

Kisame grinned viciously. "Missed me?"

Naruto choked, then saw crows in the sky, and Itachi came into focus. The blood red eyes stared into him, and Naruto's blood ran colder than ice.

"Why won't you just die!!!!!"

Naruto screamed painfully, falling to his knees, trembling.

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Naruto snapped back into the real world, where he saw a giant, burnt husk. Naruto blinked, then fell to his knees. 'What the...'

He shook his head. "Is it...over?"

"He did it!" Tsunade breathed, the Mizukage nodding. Itachi remained silent, staring.

Then, a guttural chuckle started, then crescendoed into a psychotic, maddening giggle.

Naruto stared in horror as an almost-black green slime crawled up from the ashes, then formed a humanoid figure, standing at an imposing ten feet, with petrifying thorn-like spikes all over it's body, its spine sticking out in high contrast.

The bestial figure grinned at Naruto.

"Oh, this deathly ballet of ours shall never be over."

Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves; go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning it's illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. -Rorschach, Watchmen

Part One, complete, so you don't have to wait as long. Part two, working on it, done before March 3rd. Preferably by March 1st. Read and Review.