A/N: I know, the chapter title says 'CNR Special'. This isn't a regular chapter, instead, for everyones amusement, its a Bleach Chat. I've had a few requests to make one of these, and I had freetime while online so I decided to join a Chat room. So, whether you guys think its funny or not, wanna review or not, do as you please. Reviews are welcomed though :)
People-
20YoRuIcHi40- Yoruichi (ME)
xXxIchigoKxXx- Ichigo
NELtu4041- Nel Tu
VISXXO- Vizard Ichigo
Toshiman- Toshiro
HatManYO- Kisuke
KISukeLoL- Kisuke
clogs- Kisuke
XZABIBEASTX- Renji
KuroSpermDonater- Isshin
raN- Rangiku
SexYsEXy- Yoruichi (the imposter)
Chad1234- Chad
TatsukiBitch- Tatsuki
Orime!!- Orihime
Sign In/Out songs-
20YoRuIcHi40- Feedback by Janet Jackson
xXxIchigoKxXx- Hertzblut by Megaherz
NELtu4041- Hate Me by Children of Bodom
VISXXO- Numb by Linkin Park
Toshiman- Ice Queen by Within Temptation
HatManYO- Apologize by Timbaland
KISukeLoL- This Is Why I Rock by MIMS
clogs- HeadStrong by Trapt
XZABIBEASTX- Trigger by In Flames
KuroSpermDonater- Thriller by Michael Jackson
raN- Low by Flo Rida ft Tpain
SexYsEXy- What You Get by Paramore
Chad1234- Life is Beautiful by Sixx: A.M.
TatsukiBitch- Fighter by Christina Aguilera
Orime!!- Goodies by Ciara
(((When I signed In)))-Sign in
("Lyric")- Verse from song that plays when you sign in/out
(Do you like my style? Yeah, its sexy sexy sexy)
-20YoRuIcHi40 has signed in-
20YoRuIcHi40- Hey3
NELtu4041- Oh its KITTY!! Meow! x3
Toshiman- Yoruichi? What took you so long?
20YoRuIcHi40- Shut up short boy, long night.
(Just open your eyes and see that Life is Beautiful, will you swear on your life)
-Chad1234 has signed in-
Chad1234- Is Ichigo here?
NELtu4041- Strawberry isnt here yet ;)
(I've become so numb, I can't feel you there. Become so tired, So much more aware)
-VISXXO has signed in-
(Its too late to Apologize, oh, its too late, its too late)
-HatManYO has signed in-
NELtu4041- Who is VISXXO??
20YoRuIcHi40- How should I know?
NELtu4041- OMG, Who R U?? xD
20YoRuIcHi40- Funny Nel. :P
HatManYO- Lets get in on Yoruichi
20YoRuIcHi40- Squeeze me?
NEltu4041- O.O
VISXXO- Im Ichigos inner hallow
20YoRuIcHi40- Dude you spelled 'Hollow' wrong.
NELtu4041- Yea even I can spell that
VISXXO- W/e
HatManYO- Squeeze you where hm?
20YoRuIcHi40- PEACE OFF!!
HatManYO- Why?
(Thats What you get(guitar))
-SexYsEXy has signed in-
20YoRuIcHi40- Cause this chat isn't for stalkers, perverts, horny bitches, etc..
SexYsEXy- Um Im Yoruichi so 2040 chick u need ta leave
NELtu4041- GASP!!
Toshiman- Oh Sht
NELtu4041- 2 Kittys!!
Chad1234- This is a problem...
20YoRuIcHi40- Was here first, you go imposter.
(From green to red our days pass by waiting for a sign to tell us why we are dancing all alone)
-XZABIBEASTX has signed in-
XZABIBEASTX- Renji is here, no more worries ;)
SexYsEXy- O ya? lets c who is da beta Yoruichi
20YoRuIcHi40- I think you need to learn how to spell, but okay, lets.
NELtu4041- LOL Oh Goshy
XZABIBEASTX- I got on just in time -eats popcorn-
(Its too late to apologize, oh, its too late, its too late)
-HatManYO has signed out-
SexYsEXy- k. runs super fas an beats u
20YoRuIcHi40- WTF? Are you serious?? Its 'Shunpo' or 'Flash Step' dumbass. How are you gonna try to be Yoruichi when you don't even know her moves? Pathetic. Go find a different chat to destroy.
(Thats what you get (guitar))
-SexYsEXy has signed out-
20YoRuIcHi40- Aha, there can only be one Yoruichi!!
NELtu4041- Yupp, and thats you :)
XZABIBEASTX- aw man, no action?? :(
20YoRuIcHi40- No you red headed pervert
(Its just a Thriller...(beat))
-KuroSpermDonater-
KuroSpermDonater- Have no fear, Isshin is here!!:D
(I've become so numb, I can't feel you there. Become so tired, so much more aware)
-VISXXO has signed out-
(Life is Beautiful, Would you cry at my funeral, cause life is Beautiful)
-Chad1234 has signed out-
KuroSpermDonater- Ain't gotta leave!! :(
20YoRuIcHi40- I'm here, Isshin
NELtu4041- Sos Nel!
XZABIBEASTX- And Renji -comes out of the bushes- See?
20YoRuIcHi40- Bushes? What the hell were you doing Renji? And Thriller..thats pretty funny your song is that Isshin. And you said have no fear? Wheres the irony in that.
NELtu4041- LMAO xD
(Schenk mir dein herzblut, vergiess es fur mich, schik mir die sintflut)
-xXxIchigoKxXx has signed in-
20YoRuIcHi40- Ichi-KUN!!
xXxIchigoKxXx- Gah! Put some clothes on!
20YoRuIcHi40- Are you blind? I am wearing clothes for a change. Dunce.
xXxIchigoKxXx- Oh... -feels stupid-
20YoRuIcHi40- -strips- Now I'm not! Come're!!
xXxIchigoKxXx- xD NOOOOO!! Must...resist...
NELtu4041- Hey..HEY!! GET A ROOM!!
KuroSpermDonater- Oh yes my son!! You will now become a man! Here. -hands him trojans- no glove no love!
20YoRuIcHi40- Really... Your delusional Isshin
((beat)Headstrong to take you on, headstrong to on anyone)
-clogs has signed in-
clogs- Is Yoruichi in here?
xXxIchigoKxXx- Why?
clogs- Cause I wanna kno
xXxIchigoKxXx- She's here
clogs- Yoruichi?
20YoRuIcHi40- -pops up- ahayo Kisuke!
XZABIBEASTX- Oh I can't come out of bushes but you can pop up outta nowhere??
20YoRuIcHi40- Hey I'm the goddess of flash, I'm trickey like that.
clogs- Why are you with Ichigo?
20YoRuIcHi40- Um, Well... -whispers- no offense, but hes alot thicker, and bigger than you Kisk. :)
NEltu4041- OOOOOHHH!! Gosh...I so did not need to hear that o/o
((beat)This is why I rock. This is why, this is why I rock)
-KISukeLoL has signed in-
KISukeLoL- I love buns and hot sauce and jucies and cakes ;)
NELtu- Um...UMMMM...
xXxIchigoKxXx- Uh..
clogs- ...
20YoRuIcHi40- No one is going to say it?
NELtu4041- Say what?
xXxIchigoKxXx- What?
20YoRuIcHi40- ok. Are you on Crack or PCP??
NELtu4041- OMG!! xDD
xXxIchigoKxXx- Yoruichi... that is personal!
20YoRuIcHi40- Hey you guys were thinkin it. I just had the balls to say it.
Toshiman- your a woman though
20YoRuIcHi40- But in my feline form you all thought I was a guy so what the hell. You, lil Nuget dont have a say anyway. I mean, you haven't been talkin so peace off lil whitey man
NELtu4041- xDDD Nuget??
20YoRuIcHi40- Yeah, a White Nuget!
xXxIchigoKxXx- anyway, Yoruichi I wanna tell you something in private. Can we talk in a PC?
XZABIBEASTX- Why does it gotta be a PC?
KuroSpermDonater- Yes, son if you are planning on doing anything sexual with Ms. Shihouin, I'd like to see.
xXxIchigoKxXx- YOU PERVERT! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!
KuroSpermDonater- Aw, Come on! I am your father. Do as your told. :)
xXxIchigoKxXx- Like hell. Your not fitted to be a dad.
20YoRuIcHi40- Yeah...Your parental skills are a bit off.
NELtu4041- Yeah, totally. Kitty?
20YoRuIcHi40- Nel tu?
NELtu4041- Are you an Ichigo...
20YoRuIcHi40- NO
xXxIchigoKxXx- No o/o
Toshiman- Oh he blushed!
20YoRuIcHi40- Nuget SHH
xXxIchigoKxXx- Whatever...
(shorty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, with the fur)
-raN has signed in-
raN- Hey Everyone
KISukeLoL- I am not on Crack or PCP. I am on cocaine :)
raN- O.O...am I in the wrong chat??
20YoRuIcHi40- xD No, Ran. Kisuke is just revealing the reason he always wears glasses and a hat.
NELtu4041- Oh hey, good point Yorui.
KISukeLoL- you guys kno i am jokin
XZABIBEASTX- right. you shared it with me
KISukeLoL- Damnit! Keep your mouth shut Renji...
raN- Oh is my captain here
20YoRuIcHi40- yep, the lil nuget is here. Toshiro, your LT is here.
NELtu4041- Toshi??
20YoRuIcHi40- come on lil nuget!! comeout! He's here somewhere, probably too short to see. Yell if you are here!
raN- are you sure hes here
KISukeLoL- hes here
KuroSpermDonater- oh i love cheese
xXxIchigoKxXx- wtf? cheese is the bomb
20YoRuIcHi40- i agree. cheddar rules!
raN- :(
20YoRuIcHi40- Ok. Toshiro, unitl you answer I am insulting you :)
NELtu4041- uh oh
XZABIBEASTX- yes! -popcorn and butter-
KISukeLoL- and cheese
20YoRuIcHi40- meatball, whitey, shorty, nuget, lil nuget, smiget, midget, nugetty nug, taco, bunny, chibi man...
Toshiman- shut up Yoruichi!!
raN- Captain! -glomps him-
Toshiman- Damnit..boobs...
20YoRuIcHi40- O.O hey now this is a PG13 chat!
KuroSpermDonater- Not anymore
NELtu4041- yeah i think this is mature :)
20YoRuIcHi40- Then nuget you better go. he doesnt fit the height requirement to be an adult.
NELtu4041- xD
KIsukeLoL- hah
xXxIchigoKxXx- Yoruichi..Pm me
20YoRuIcHi40- kay Ichi. Be back guys!
(Schenk mir dein herzblut, vergiess es fur mich, schik mir die sintflut)
-xXxIchigoKxXx has signed out-
NELtu4041- Hurry back Yorui!
20YoRuIcHi40- okayz
(Do you like my style? Yeah, its sexy sexy sexy)
-20YoRuIcHi40 has signed out-
(((When I returned)))
(Do you like my style? Yeah, its sexy sexy sexy)
-20YoRuIcHi40 has signed in-
20YoRuIcHi40- back
NELtu4041- yay! What did strawberry want?
KISukeLoL- yo Yoruichi
TatsukiBitch- hey
20YoRuIcHi40- oh new person. Hey Tatsuki
KISukeLoL- HELLO YORUICHI!!
20YoRuIcHi40- oh hey Kisk, your still here? I thought you'd have overdosed by now.
KISukeLoL- very funny
NELtu4041- LOL xD he went to AA
20YoRuIcHi40- so your a drunk too kisk? damn
(Makes me that much stronger, makes work a little bit harder)
-TatsukiBitch has signed out-
NELtu4041- Tat left
20YoRuIcHi40- yeah, why?
NELtu4041- dunno
(From green to red our days pass by waiting for a sign to tell us why we are dancing all alone)
-XZABIBEASTX has signed in-
20YoRuIcHi40- Renji, why is your song Trigger by In Flames?
XZABIBEASTX-cause its great
20YoRuIcHi40- Think your man enough to own up to it?
XZABIBEASTX- no one else it
20YoRuIcHi40- i know someone
(Schenk mir dein herzblut, vergiess es fur mich, schik mir die sintflut)
-xXxIchigoKxXx has signed in-
20YoRuIcHi40- speakin of the strawberry
xXxIchigoKxXx-excuse me?
20YoRuIcHi40-strawberry!
XZABIBEASTX-damn gotta go(From green to red our days pass by waiting for a sign to tell us why we are dancing all alone)
-XZABIBEASTX has signed out-
20YoRuIcHi40- Ichigo you scared him off
NELtu4041- haha
KISukeLoL- yeah, gotta go
((beat)This is why I rock. This is why, this is why I rock)
-KISukeLoL has signed out-
20YoRuIcHi40- hes gonna return to bein a junkie
NELtu4041- hahaha we'll see him on tv
20YoRuIcHi40- chyeah lol
xXxIchigoKxXx- lets go to a hot spring
20YoRuIcHi40- yes! :)
Toshiman- ok
20YoRuIcHi40-...your still here chiwawa
Toshiman- just cause your a giant doesnt mean i am small
20YoRuIcHi40- oh hoo.i think you are lol
NELtu4041- lol
xXxIchigoKxXx- lololollo...lol
20YoRuIcHi40- lololollo...lol?? That was laugh out loud out laugh laugh out... Are you smokin or drinkin? Kisuke give you something?
xXxIchigoKxXx- yeah, he peer pressured me
20YoRuIcHi40- hm, thats my job so his ass is gettin kicked!
(A nightingale sings his song of farewell You better hide for her freezing hell)
-Toshiman has signed out-
20YoRuIcHi40- O.O
NELtu4041- what
xXxIchigoKxXx- what?
20YoRuIcHi40- his sign in out song is Ice QUEEN by Within Temptation. Never knew the nuget was in drag. Shit, he doesnt even have any nugets!!
NELtu4041- LOL hey you are pretty funny Yoruichi. Do you have a cell?
20YoRuIcHi40- haha yeah ill pm it to you
xXxIchigoKxXx- aw :(
20YoRuIcHi40- ok you'll recieve it too ichi i dont have mins yet though
NELtu4041- oh cool, i love your number
20YoRuIcHi40- lol its a number
xXxIchigoKxXx- its easy to remember
NELtu4041- yup. I sent you mine.
20YoRuIcHi40-k am putting it in my phone now chica
NELtu4041-gotta go guys. by Yorui!
20YoRuIcHi40-aw by NELLY!!
(I don't give a fuck if you HATE ME!! (beat))
-NELtu4041 has signed out-
20YoRuIcHi40-O.O Oh lord
xXxIchigoKxXx- I know lol
20YoRuIcHi40- such a deep rough song for sweet lil ol her
xXxIchigoKxXx- yes. i gotta go eat so ill talk to you either over text or tomorrow. bye Yoruichi
20YoRuIcHi40- bye Ichi(Schenk mir dein herzblut, vergiess es fur mich, schik mir die sintflut)
-xXxIchigoKxXx has signed out-
20YoRuIcHi40- now i am bored...
(my goodies, my goodies, goodies, not my goodies)
-OriME!! has signed in-
OriME!!- Hey why are boogers green?
20YoRuIcHi40- you got me.
OriME!!- What lang do they speak?
20YoRuIcHi40-...French
(Do you like my style? Yeah, its sexy sexy sexy)
-20YoRuIcHi40 has signed out-
Hope you guys enjoyed it!! CNR next chapter will be out soon!