Author's Note: And here goes another one! This time you can expect more costumes, shenanigans, and denial, courtesy of Moe Glynda and her friends! Do enjoy, and don't hesitate to tell me what you think of this crap; I like to improve, and it's always gratifying to know that there are others out there that love their cheap laughs.

Entry # 36: Age 15

Dear Diary,

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get rid of magical familiars? Silly me, I thought we could get rid of them as easily – relatively speaking, of course – as we'd summoned them, but no, nothing is ever quite that easy, is it? Took us most of the week to persuade Saber that there wasn't actually gonna be a Holy Grail war (We had to keep Emmy quiet with a stack of pancakes, but what can you do?) and Iskander wouldn't leave until he and Alexander reached an understanding that Alexander would conquer Vale and that he could conquer… wherever it is he came from… before the two of them would finally duke it out… I suppose Kyubey was the easiest to get rid of… I mean, I just needed a dustpan once everyone was through with him… Then again, Cinder's mad schoolgirl kinda walked out on us when she couldn't find… Yuki-kun? I don't know; one less thing for me to worry about I guess, and we just let Roman take his Mr. Potato head home… Which left us with one very visible ghost… Which I suppose wouldn't have bothered me so much as long as she kept her mouth shut, but no, she had to introduce herself… And what's worse, she told the truth…

'Hi, I'm Yuko, and I'm a ghost haunting Glynda-chan,' pretty much sums it up. Yin fainted, and Cinder got a bloody nose… again… You know, I didn't want to believe it, but I think I have to accept in now: Cinder Fall is a massive pervert. You wanna know how I know? Because the instant she recovered from her spontaneous hemorrhaging, she suggested we should get to know 'Glynda's special friend.' Yuko is NOT my 'special friend,' or my girlfriend, lover, plaything or CONCUBINE DAMMIT!

She's just an implausibly attractive ditz who sleeps in my bed… Okay that came out wrong… The point is, Cinder had the completely wrong idea! And Yuko certainly didn't help… Having her glomp me to the floor mid-sentence while I'm trying to explain that she follows me around because I have her bell isn't exactly helping my case! At least she still can be invisible if she wants to… Though I can't let her talk to Emmy too much, otherwise she might convince Yuko to abuse the privilege… Too bad the stupid command seal only works three times… And get you mind out of the gutter! I only plan to use them if Yuko gets especially annoying! I totally would not use it to make her dress like a penguin!

Yin looks cuter in the penguin costume anyway…

Indeed, I would never do anything so perverted as to make a friend (and I guess she is a friend at this point – I'm stuck with her, so I may as well make the best of it right?) dress in weird costumes, but the same cannot be said for Emmy and Cinder… They had her go through Cinder's entire costume rack! The started with the Penguin suit, then the butler gettup, Emmy's Sloth costume and so one and so forth until they got her into some weird angler-fish costume that I didn't even know Cinder had. Whereupon they made her do this positively ridiculous dance! At least Yuko was enjoying herself… I was embarrassed for her though…

Still, bad as that was, it was nothing compared to what happened next. Cinder asked her how long we'd been in our relationship! WE DO NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP! It's more like a predicament Dust Dammit! Anyway, Yuko's stupid, stupid answer to that stupid, stupid question inevitably triggered Emmy to ask what we were planning for our anniversary! NOTHING! I HAVE NOTHING PLANNED BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE AN ANIVERSARRY! Of course at that point, Summer wouldn't stop laughing at me Cinder shot me the dirtiest look I've ever seen, launching into this big overblown lecture about how I obviously didn't appreciate Yuko enough and how I should treat such a pretty girl nicer and make her feel special, all of which is irrelevant BECAUSE I'M NOT IN A HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A GHOST!

At least they didn't think to ask her about my hobbies…

Really hoping this blows over like everything else,

Glynda

P.S. I think Cinder was just jealous anyway…