Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, the YouTubers Danisnotonfire or AmazingPhil, or their YouTube channels.

I totally recommend checking out Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester) on YouTube. They're absolutely amazing and hilarious and adorable. Solangelo is my fiction-world OTP, but Phan is the one couple in the real world I've ever particularly cared about. They also have a show on BBC Radio 1.

Warning: pre-slash, light flirting, British YouTubers who may or not be together, innuendo in their videos, Nico being adorable, etc.

Enjoy!


Will gazed at Cabin 13 sadly as he walked to the dining pavilion from the infirmary. The Son of Hades had had nightmares about Tartarus the night before, and Nico hadn't been able to fall back asleep until dawn, though he should've gotten enough sleep by now.

"He hasn't come out yet, has he?" the Son of Apollo asked Jason, Nico's best friend.

"No." the Son of Jupiter looked just as concerned and worried as Will did, but he didn't know what to do about it. He'd been through a lot, but Tartarus was on a whole other level.

Will frowned, before his eyes took on a determined glint. Without a word, he grabbed two plates, filling them both with food and sacrificing a bit to the gods (he offered Hades a bit of Nico's share, praying that he would be able to cheer Nico up a little bit), before grabbing two glasses and making his way towards the Hades cabin.

Will nudged the door open with his foot, pausing as he gently knocked on door (with difficulty, since he was still carrying their lunch). He didn't get a response, as Nico was still asleep, burrowed under his bed covers.

The Son of Apollo sighed, setting the food gently on Nico's bedside table as he glanced around the cabin. Nico and Hazel had finally gotten around to remodeling, and they got normal camp beds instead of the coffins they were before. Though for Christmas Hades had gotten the two of them Queen-sized beds, so there was more than enough room for Will to sit down on Nico's bed.

"Nico." Will crooned, brushing the hair out of the Son of Hades' face. "Angel, it's time to wake up. You need to eat."

"Don't call me Angel." Nico mumbled. He groaned, sitting up, his face a few inches from Will's.

"It's part of your name, Mr. Angel of the Dead." Will said with a grin, though he was inwardly worried about how tired Nico still looked.

"My mom must've had a morbid sense of humor." Nico replied, rubbing his eyes. "Anyway, Sunshine, you said something about food?"

In answer, Will handed Nico his plate, and the Son of Hades dug in. Will smiled, pleased that Nico had re-gained his appetite (he hadn't eaten much before his trip with Reyna and Coach Hedge), and started eating himself.

"Thanks." Nico said as he finished. He sighed as he leaned back against his pillows.

"Anytime." Will said, before pulling his laptop out of the messenger bag that he'd brought with him. "Now we're going to watch some YouTube videos, since I doubt you want to go anywhere." Nico sighed, but nodded in agreement.

"Okay…" Will said, booting up his laptop. "These are my favorite YouTubers. Phil Lester aka AmazingPhil and Dan Howell aka Danisnotonfire."

Nico didn't comment, merely leaning back against his pillows again, with Will settling in next to him comfortably.


Quotes from Philisnotonfire and AmazingDan collaboration videos


"I have Skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?" Phil asked, winking.

"Are all these questions rude?" Dan wondered with a laugh.

"Yeah, that's what your fans are. You're sick. Mine are all about lions and fluffy kittens." Phil answered, glancing back at the list of questions.

"They're all the same fans, Phil. They just start to express themselves on my channel." Dan rebutted, defending his viewers.


"If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?" Phil read aloud.

Dan laughed. "Um…that's a good question. What would happen?"

"You'd implode." Phil answered.

"Implosion would occur!" Dan repeated, making an odd 'implosion' gesture.


"Have my babies!" Dan exclaimed, reading some woman's comment.

"Does she want to give me the babies?" Phil asked, blinking.


"What is Satan's surname?" Dan read.

"Bieber." Phil answered.


"What would you do if everyone you knew suddenly turned into a duck?"

"What would you do?" Phil asked curiously.

"What would I do? Have a massive pancake." Dan said, as if it should be obvious.


"You, me, Professor Oak, and a Pokémon battle, promptly followed by a threesome. You in?" Phil read the viewer's question/comment, wondering what went on in their fans' (or Phans') minds.

"No!" Dan moaned, before reconsidering. "Now, if it was Gary Oak, then I would be in there."


*Forty minutes of Dan and Phil later…*

"Wow." Nico managed to say as he gasped in laughter.

"Yeah, these two are literally (AN: those who know Dan and Phil will get it) the most awesome people on YouTube." Will said, happily. "In my opinion, at least."

"Yes, your oh-so-humble opinion." Nico said, still grinning as he sat up. Thoughts of Tartarus were the farthest thing from his mind right now.

"A lot of people think those two are together." Will said nonchalantly, deciding to ignore the comment.

Nico glanced at the video, which was paused on Dan and Phil, side by side with cat whiskers drawn on their faces with Sharpie.

"I can see that." He decided, remembering the many innuendos and glances between the boys. "Are they, though?"

"I like to think so, but I don't know." Will answered with a pout. "If they are, they're probably the cutest couple in the world. If not, they have the most adorable bromance in the world."

"I don't know, I think we can give them a run for their money." Nico said without thinking. A second later his eyes widened, and he covered his head with the blanket.

Will beamed, ecstatic. The two of them had been dancing around the topic for a while, even though they both knew that they liked each other. "I think so too." He agreed.

Nico peeked out from under the blanket, peering at Will. He smiled sheepishly.


Review please! For those of you who are familiar with Dan and Phil, feel free to leave your favorite quote by them. There's no shortage of quotes to choose from. :)