Episode Thirty Six: Annoying Intern In Glitch City

Episode 36! Yay! Thanks for all of the reviews guys! Except for you werewolf. Good luck with Hans and getting your characters decapitated! Oh yeah, and Gunfreak, sorry I didn't message you. There are too many people with the same name XD But what you can do is go up to the upper right hand corner of the screen and sign up for the site, then message me. Or review logged in to your account so I can message you. Other than that, enjoy the chapter!

TDU Train, Conductor's Room

"Last time on TDU," Chris began. "Contestants had to compete in a triathlon-like challenge, where they had to take boats, dragons, and taxis to time square. When Phineas and Angel were stuck together and the latter was dying from allergies, the two formed a reluctant alliance. In the end the two won the challenge and immunity, and Joe was thrown off. FOR GOOD THIS TIME. What will happen next? How long can Meowth keep Phineas' secret? Find out right here, right now, on Total…Drama…Universe!"

(Theme Song This Is Banana Bread, This Is A Doorknob)

First Class, Angel's Room

Angel sat down on her bed, looking down at Elsa's gloves. "What am I doing?" she whispered. "I just made an alliance with someone I hate! Am I really that desperate?" She sighed. Of course she wasn't. He would've killed her if she didn't. But she could've just left after taking the medicine…

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"Am I actually staying in an alliance because I think owe Phineas something for hurting Tails? Or is it because I want revenge on him for hurting him? Or do I actually want to win so I won't have to go back to Team—no. No, I want to go back. I have to know if he's alive…"

First Class

Phineas stood in the center of the room in front of a drawing board. "If I get rid of him first, it'll make the final five easier…but if I get rid of Meowth today my secret will be safe…"

"What secret?" Angel asked, entering the room.

"Nothing," he replied nonchalantly. He cleared his throat, trying to change the subject. "Are you really going to where that uniform all over the place?" he asked, pointing at her outfit. "You're like a walking Nazi over here—"

"No I'm not!" she yelled suddenly. "There was no discrimination, no concentration camps, there wasn't even a plan to kill anyone! The apocalypse was just one huge accident!"

"Jeez, temper much?" he scoffed.

"Just shut the hell UP!" she snapped, blocking him out. She stormed in to the Training Room in the next car, slamming the door behind her.

Phineas turned back to the board. "That's one way to get her out of the room.

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"Well obviously she's so hot-headed that she hasn't began freezing to death yet. But hatred will just quicken the process, right? I can work with that…"

Loser Class

"What are you doing Melaney?" Ash sighed, watching her try to climb in to the air vent tunnel.

"Trying…to sneak in to First…Class…" the metal grate that covered it suddenly came off in her hands. "There we go." She began climbing up, using Meowth as a stepstool.

"Hey, watch it!"

Ash ignored it, watch Melaney. "I'm probably gonna regret asking, but why?"

Melaney stuck her head out of the vent. "Do you really think Angel's going back to Team Plasma to 'fulfill' her purpose? She HATES it there!"

"But it's none of our—"

"Yes it is, Ash," she replied. "Her life is at stake and a ton of others. When she freezes do you really think that it'll just kill her? There might be another huge explosion…just come help me."

He rolled his eyes. "I know I'm going to regret this…" He climbed in to the vent as well.

Zoey turned to Meowth. "So I guess we just stay in here then…"

Meowth rubbed its head. "Whatever…"

First Class, Angel's Room

"Move your giant head, Ash!" Melaney snapped from inside the vent. She shoved him through the end of the tunnel, causing him to land on the floor. "God, you're an idiot."

"At least I didn't—ow!" he yelled, feeling her land on his back. "This is ridiculous. She's going to catch us in here!"

She stood up, getting off him. "Just look around, okay?" She began going through some drawers while Ash headed to her closet.

"I feel awkward," he stated, going through her hats. He raised an eyebrow, finding his favorite hat among them. The one he wore in Kanto and Jhoto. "She had it this whole time…I'm not sure if I feel more or less awkward." He shrugged and put it on over his Unova hat. He was about to give up when he saw one that was different than the others—it was completely white, minus the gray DC logo. A piece of paper fell out of it and on to the ground. He picked it up. "Hey Melaney, come look at this." She stood over his shoulder as the two read:

Dear Angelica,

By the time you read this, I'll probably be gone, or at least you'll never see me again. I ran a test yesterday, and found that the Chaos Emerald isn't enough to keep your energy stable. It would be able to if you stay positive in nature, but unfortunately between your clones and Ghetsis, it will be impossible even for the most pure hearted. I requested help from a trainer with a Xatu to see your future, and I saw…well…an explosion. There's no way to avoid it. I'm sorry. With all of the guards around, I couldn't tell you in person, so I left this note in your hat while you were asleep. Please forgive me.

Angelica, you were everything I could've hoped for. You were like…a daughter. Even though I never showed it, and you never seemed to acknowledge it, that's how I felt towards you. I should've done more for you; I should've stood up to Ghetsis. I was so worried about my employment that I completely forgot about how you would feel. I think that you should know that if—and only if—I survive, I will use my knowledge to help the world instead of harm it. But that 'if' is small. Very small. From what Xatu showed me, it will be a huge explosion. I apologize again.

I expect you'll find this letter shortly after regaining consciousness post-explosion. You were given the gift of life, Angelica…use it. Turn your life around from what it is now. You're different from the others, you have the ability to love. That's the best of all. –Sincerely, Colress

"A father-daughter relationship," Ash mumbled. "Wonder what that feels like."

"You want to be a gi—oh," Melaney said, stopping herself. She cleared her throat. "But now we have the answer, right? She wants to see Colress again! We can use this and convince her that she shouldn't go back!"

Ash shook her head. "But she must be pretty hopeful on the 'if' thing. She's pretty stubborn—"

"It's challen—" Chris stopped. "Wait a minute. Aren't you guys supposed to be in Loser Class?"

"Um…we're…heightening the drama?" Melaney said, unsure.

Chris shrugged. "Works for me. It's challenge time!"

Glitch City, Kanto?

"Welcome to Glitch City!" Chris announced to the final six. They were in what seemed like a city, but was extremely scrambled. The graphics of the town were all over the place, and nines were floating in the air. Pieces of different towns were scattered among the area, making the place almost impossible to maneuver. "You know, at least I think that's where we are."

"This place is weird," Zoey said, poking a nine in the air.

Chris smirked. "Yes. Yes it is. Today's challenge is not a personal favorite of mine. Because apparently you can't dump an annoying intern off in the middle of a supposedly non-existent city legally just because he has the same name as you. So today's challenge is to find this intern." He held up a picture of an eleven-year-old boy with red-orange hair and blue eyes.

"Is that Chris from Sonic X?" Ash asked.

"Bingo," the host replied. "He was supposed to be a contestant on the show, but that would make his anime canon to the series, and certain other characters." He gave Angel a devious look. "Which would be very, very, very, bad for some people's love lives."

Angel raised an eyebrow. "What're you looking at me for?"

"Exactly," Chris said with a smirk. He threw the picture over his shoulder. "Anyway, your challenge is to find my stupid lost intern before he saves his progress and gets stuck in here forever. Any questions?"

No one even bothered.

"Great!" he exclaimed. "GO!"

Meowth and Ash, Glitch City

"This is stupid," Meowth commented, randomly walking on water. "Hey look at this! I'm—AAH!" it fell through the water tile, unable to swim. "HELP ME!"

Ash rolled his eyes and plucked him out of the water. He sighed and looked at Pikachu on his shoulder. "This is a dumb city, isn't it buddy?" Pikachu growled at him, its cheeks sparking with electricity. "Pikachu?" he asked. The Pokemon zapped him with a Thunderbolt, causing him to scream. "STOOOOPPP ITTTTT!" he yelled. He collapsed on the ground, fried. "I forgot," he mumbled. "Glitch City resets your Pikachu's friendship…"

"Nice job, twerp," Meowth muttered. "Let's just go find the other twerp and move on, okay?" Ash wasn't listening; Pikachu had clung to his face and wouldn't let go. It sighed. "I'm gonna go see if Dorito-head has spilled the beans about him making Dinkleberg."

"What?!" Ash exclaimed, prying Pikachu off his face. "What do you mean?!"

Meowth's eyes widened. "Uh…I mean the actual Dinkleberg on the Fairly OddParents! You know he invited that guy on that show."

"Oh," Ash said. "Okay, whatever."

Meowth began running away, not wanting to reveal anything more.

Bathroom Confessional

(Meowth)
"That was close! I gotta be careful what I say or my tail'll be on fire!"

Glitch City, Phineas and Angel

Phineas was scanning the area with one of his devices, looking for heat signals. "C'mon, dammit, find something…"

Angel rolled her eyes. "Maybe if you adjusted the machine to 'idiot signals', you would've found something by now."

"No, because then it would just keep picking up you," he growled, checking behind a rock. The insult was met by a metal kick in the face, causing him to drop the device on the ground, smashing it. "What the hell?!" he exclaimed.

"That was for insulting me," she said. She socked him in the face. "And that's for everything else. You know I don't have to stay in this alliance. I can walk away whenever I want to, and if I do…well, let's just say your endless summers won't be so endless anymore."

"Sorry, for insulting you, Queen Elsa," he said in a mocking fashion. "Heaven forbid you freeze summer again and kill someone you love—" She had stuck her spear in his face, only an inch away from his nose.

"That's not funny," she snapped. "And you can't kill someone who doesn't exist."

"But we all know that you can hurt the ones that still love you when you die," he taunted. "I wonder how little fox boy will react when you're nothing but an ice sculpture. You know, when you're dead."

"Shut up," Angel groaned, covering her ears.

He grinned maliciously. "You know, you're taking this very well. I mean, you'll probably be dead in a week, but you choose to stay on the show—"

"I want to LEAVE," she said angrily. "There's someone I want to see before I die, and the sooner I leave, the better."

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"Maybe I shouldn't try to vote her off. Scientifically speaking, it takes someone twenty-four hours to freeze over like that. So if I take her to the final three and then make her snap, she'll die watching the finale. Right in front of the other ex-competitors, including him."

Glitch City, Phineas and Angel

Phineas shrugged. "Whatever." He suddenly shoved her in to a nearby cave, freezing her. Not with ice of course, but the weird, glitchy, Gameboy-is-really-really-old freeze.

"What are you doing?!" she exclaimed, trying to escape her awkward position.

"Helping you get thrown off," he lied, standing at the entrance of the cave. "You're not gonna be at the challenge, so you can't win immunity. I'll just tamper with the votes to get you eliminated."

"While I stay stuck in this cave," she finished, narrowing her eyes.

"Relax, someone'll come and find you." He ran off before she could answer, leaving her stuck.

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"Of course I was lying! Well, half lying, anyway. All part of gaining her trust so she'll fall even harder later on…"

Glitch City, Melaney and Zoey

"This challenge is so dumb," Melaney said, swatting a nine out of the way. "Why are there so many nines around here?!"

Zoey shrugged. "Maybe they want steak?"

"Very funny," Melaney said sarcastically. "Y'know, it seems like everyone else has made an alliance with someone…Phineas and Angel, and then Ash and Meowth…I think. What if we made an alliance?"

"Aren't you already in one with Angel?" she asked.

"Yeah, but that's not gonna do much when she's running around with Dorito head," she replied. "C'mon Zoey, we can work together to get rid of Phineas!"

She sighed. "Fine."

"Yes! Now let's find whatshisface." The two began searching through every small tree, rock, and pile of nines. "What's that?" Melaney asked.

Zoey looked up to see a somewhat mangled building, the phrase "GYMGYMGYMGYMGYMGYMGYMGYM GYM GYMGYMGYMGYMGYM" written across the wall. There was a small door, barely enterable. "I think it's a Gym," she answered.

"Do you think he went in there?" Melaney asked.

"Let's check it out," she replied. She gave a few tugs at the door, then gave up and kicked it down. The inside of the Gym seemed like it was supposed to be the one in Saffron City—broken warp panels covering the floors, random water tiles here and there, and more stupid nines floating near the ceiling. "I don't think we're supposed to be able to get in here," she said, walking further in to the building.

Melaney rolled her eyes. "Let's just find the stupid Chris and get out."

"We're talking about anime Chris, right?" Zoey asked.

"Well, yeah," she replied. "But they're both still stupid."

Glitch City, Chris M. and Chef

Chris held up two identical shirts in front of Chef. "Which one do you think makes me look hotter, this one or this one?"

Chef rolled his eyes. "Shouldn't you be doin' something to make the challenges harder?"

"I am," the host defended himself. He pressed the button on Angel's shock remote, zapping her, but Chris couldn't hear her scream. "Well that's lame," he mumbled, then shrugged. "Whatever. I've got THESE babies!" He pulled out three battered up Poke Balls. "All I have to do is press the buttons on all of them and then COMPLETE CHAOS!"

"Stop breakin' the dang fourth wall and do your job!" Chef exclaimed.

"Excuse me, but breaking the fourth wall is my job," Chris said in an annoyed tone. "I talk to the viewers at the beginning and end of every chapter—"

"EPISODE!" Chef yelled.

"WHATEVER!" Chris shouted back. He looked down at the Poke Balls, only to see that they were open and empty. "This…might be bad."

"Why?" Chef asked.

He shrugged. "They were only three level 100 Missingno that actually could crash your game even though they're not supposed to."

"Meaning…"

"That most of our contestants are probably dead!" Chris said with a grin. "Wait a minute…that means we don't have a show!" He quickly pulled out his mega phone. "Attention all competitors. It seems that there's been a slight…mistake made on the challenge because I accidently RELEASED THREE MISSINGNO! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Glitch City, Cave, Angel

"You've got to be kidding me," Angel groaned, hearing the announcement. She looked down at her spear on the ground, a few feet away. "C'mon," she whispered, concentrating her energy in to her hand. It flew in to her grip, almost knocking her frozen body over. "Yes!" she exclaimed. "Thank God." She gasped as the ground beneath her began rumbling, a creepy black ghost from…well, You-Know-Where appearing. The Missingno.

"Aw, crap," she mumbled. "Okay, programming quirk, I don't want to fight, I just—what the?" A rock suddenly hit the back of the glitch, making it turn around.

Ash stood at the entrance of the cave. "Stay back, Missingno, before things get really ugly." He pointed at the ghost, then yelled, "Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!"

Pikachu stuck its tongue out at him, then ran away.

"Oh come on!" Ash yelled. "Fine. Charizard, I choose you!" He threw a Poke Ball in the air, the large flying lizard appearing next to him. "Make sure you don't go in the cave, or you'll be stuck," he warned his Pokemon. "Now use Flamethrower!"

Charizard let out a huge blast of fire, knocking the Missingno out. Ash quickly reached in to his backpack, looking for the sixth item in his bag. He pulled out a ball of yarn, realizing there were 98 others exactly like it now. "Dang it, I was supposed to put the Rare Candy there, not the Destiny Knot!"

Angel cleared her throat. "Hey, Ash, do you think you could, I don't know, get me unstuck?!"

He rolled his eyes. "Charizard, return," he said, returning the Pokemon to its Poke Ball. "Snivy, I choose you!" A grass snake Pokemon popped out. "Use Vine Whip and pull Angel out of the cave!" It complied, wrapping its vines around her and pulling her out of the cave.

"Thanks," she replied, stretching.

"So that was from the game, not from the fact that you're going to freeze yourself to death, right?" he asked.

She nodded. "You'd be able to tell if I did it myself. It'd be very…cold." She began walking away, Ash following her.

"You know it'd be dangerous to go out searching for Colress all by yourself," he said, then instantly regretted it. He slapped his hand over his mouth.

"What?" she asked. She turned around. "How do you know about that?"

"Um…" he began, backing up. "Lucky guess?"

She scoffed. "Yeah right," she said, cornering him against a tree. "You went in to my room, didn't you? What the heck is your—"

"It was Melaney's idea!" he exclaimed.

"I don't care!" she said furiously. "Do you have any idea how creepy that is?!"

"Let's get back on topic," he snapped, taking control of the conversation. "You're leaving so you can go freeze to death in the middle of nowhere, just so you can look for someone who's probably dead! Don't you—"

"Stop!" she yelled, turning around. "Let's say you're in my shoes—"

"Shoe," he corrected, gesturing to her metal foot.

"Shut up," she said quickly. "Let's say you're in my shoes. You're about to freeze to death because some idiot went off and dumped you for someone else. Let's say that idiot was Iris or something. So you get dumped by Iris for freaking Trip, and ice inside of you is waiting to be unleashed to turn you in to a statue. You learn that you're about to die in about a weak if something pushes you too far off the edge, right? Wouldn't you want to see Misty and Brock before you freeze over? Just to…say goodbye?"

Ash suddenly understood. He would do exactly that. Go back to Kanto to see his friends, even Gary. Ask his mom about his father. Get answers so he could finally be at peace. He sighed. "I would. But still, where would you even start to look? You're not even sure if he's alive or not."

"I…I don't know," she admitted. "I just need closure."

He sighed again, sitting down on a floating nine. "Well if he is gone, one of his final wishes was for you to use your ability to love. Maybe—"

"No," she said immediately. "Twitterpated is dead. We're never going to be a couple again. Ever."

"Well it doesn't have to be with him," he replied. "Maybe you'll meet someone else. Someone that's totally different. Stupid, not a traitor, actually has some physical strength—"

"So you as a furry?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.

"That's beside the point," he said quickly. "My point is that the first person isn't always the right person. Just like with Poke Balls. They can capture you for a while, but it doesn't always succeed the first try. But when you find the right person…that's the one you use your Master Ball on."

She smiled. "When did you get so smart?"

"The nines must be getting to my brain," he laughed, getting off the one he was sitting on. "I'll see you later." He tied a Destiny Knot around Pikachu, then began dragging it away.

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"Either Ash has gotten love expert lessons from Olaf, or my love life really sucks. He's right about Colress though. I have no idea if he's alive or where he is. Guess I'll just have to win the million and make up for it."

Glitch City, Phineas and Meowth

Meowth suddenly ran straight in to Phineas, screaming. "What the hell?" Phineas asked, grabbing it by the tail. "Why are you screaming?!"

"M-Missingno!" it yelled, hiding behind him. Phineas looked up to see an Aerodactyl skeleton flying above them, rocks floating around it in preparation of an attack.

"Move!" Phineas yelled, kicking Meowth out of the way. He pulled out another device—a water blaster—and shot it at the skeleton. It dodged, picking Meowth up by the tail and raising it high in to the sky. Phineas shot at it again, this time hitting it. It crashed in to the ground as a pile of bones, Meowth among them.

"I'm okay," it muttered, not that anyone cared.

Phineas rolled his eyes. "Whatever." He grabbed Meowth by the tail before dropping it on the ground. "Why are you here? You didn't spill the beans to the little ice brat, did you?"

"No," Meowth replied nervously. But I did tell the twerp…

"You better not have," Phineas replied before walking away. "Or you'll be sorry…"

Bathroom Confessional

(Meowth)
"I hope the twerp's too stupid to put two and two together, 'cause if he's not, I'm toast!"

Glitch City, Gym, Melaney and Zoey

"Have you found anything yet?" Zoey asked, looking through a pile of rubble.

"I wish," Melaney muttered back. Her eyes widened when she spotted an old man in the corner of the Gym, petting a Weedle.

Zoey saw him as well, trying to cover up a gasp. She slowly approached him, as if he were a deer. "Excuse me? Sir?"

"Don't talk to me!" he said quickly, holding Weedle to his chest. "I've already had my morning coffee! I don't show Trainers how to catch Pokemon anymore!"

"I understand," Zoey said softly. "I just want to know why you're here."

The old man turned to her slowly, shaking. "Missingno…" he whispered.

"What?" Melaney asaked.

"It's not meant to be seen by human eyes!" he shouted. "Leave before it gets you too!"

"What is he—" Melaney began. She stopped when a group of black and white pixels appeared in front of her, roughly shaped like the state of New Hampshire. "What's that?" she asked nervously.

"It's Missingno!" the man shouted, backing further in to the corner.

Zoey turned to Melaney. "We have to fight it."

"What?!" she exclaimed.

"It's the only way we're going to find Chris," she replied. "Hey ugly!" she shouted. "You're not bad! You're harmless! All you do is mess up the Hall of Fame, not that anyone cares about it!" She picked up a piece of debris on the floor, flinging it at the glitch. It retaliated by flying over her head and swallowing the old man whole.

"That's pleasant," Melaney mumbled. "Now what?"

"Now we get it to go OUTSIDE!" Zoey yelled, smashing through a wall with a fallen statue. "Come and get it, pixels!" she taunted, running out of the building.

Missingno turned and ran after her, Melaney following close behind.

"Almost there," Zoey said to herself. She skidded to a halt, stopping at the edge of a cliff. Beyond it was a white vastness—if someone were to enter, they would be destroyed. She turned and faced the glitch, which was slowly approaching. "EAT THIS!" she yelled, beginning to run headfirst toward it. Missingno did the same, until she took a dive to the ground, causing it to go flying over the cliff in to non-existence.

"Yes!" Zoey shouted. "We won First Class!"

"Not so fast," Chris' voice came from a nearby loudspeaker. "You still haven't found the other Chris, so there's no winner yet!"

Chris Thorndyke and the old man suddenly fell from the sky, covered in pixels. "Ew, this is like video game saliva!"

"We found him," Melaney said.

"Fine," Host Chris groaned. "Zoey and Melaney win the challenge!" The two high-fived while Chris continued. "Just tie up the little brat and head to the Elimination Room. Someone is going home."

Elimination Room

Contestants were going in to the Batrhoom Confessional one by one, voting. "I thought you were going to stay in the cave so I could tamper with the votes and get you thrown off," Phineas growled.

Angel scoffed. "Nice try. I changed my mind. I'm staying on the show and winning the million since I can't…do what I wanted to do."

"So who messed with your head?" he asked angrily.

She crossed her arms. "I'm not telling. But you are so ELIMINATED. Zoey's already got her suspicions, and Melaney's got a grudge against you since the only way Sonic could've left is if you did something with the votes. And I'm voting for you because you almost cut my freaking head off!"

"I thought we were in an alliance," he snapped.

"Oh, we are," she replied. "But it doesn't mean you can control who I vote for."

"Whatever," he replied. "That's still only three votes. There still could be a tie breaker."

She stood up to go to the voting booth. "Could is the keyword."

After everyone had voted, Chris stood in front of them with five cupcakes, Intern Chris tied up in a chair near the open door. "Contestants," he began. "There are six of you left, but only five cupcakes in my hand. Let's look at the votes, shall we?" He held up the six voting tickets. "One for Phineas, one for Ash. Another one for Phineas, another one for Ash. And the last two go to…" there was a long, annoyingly dramatic pause. "Phineas and Ash."

"What?!" the contestants exclaimed.

"That's right," Chris said with a grin, tossing the cupcakes behind him. "It's a tie!"

"So that means you're getting rid of both of them, right?" Angel asked hopefully.

Chris shook his head. "Sorry, Skype. This means we have to have a tie breaker." He tossed the two of them dumbbells, the ends covered in foam. "Phineas, Ash, you're challenge is to hit each other with these dumbbells until one of you falls out of the train."

Ash looked down at his. "Let me guess, you need these tested out for next season?"

"Yup," he replied cheerfully. "Gotta make sure the kids are safe so I never have to use fake passports again."

"Again?!" Meowth repeated.

"Uh…you didn't here that," he replied after a few seconds. "GO!"

Phineas was the first to attack, hitting Ash across the side of the face. The Trainer then retaliated by hitting him right smack where the sun doesn't shine, causing him to crumple to the ground.

"You get him, Ash!" Angel cheered, standing up.

Ash soon had him cornered against the door when Phineas pulled a surprise attack. He dove under the Trainer's legs and stood up behind him, whacking him off the train and in to whatever laid below. "Yes!" Phineas yelled.

"And take your stupid Sonic counterpart with you!" Chris yelled, tossing the newly found intern away as well. The other contestants groaned.

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"Yeah, I messed with the votes again. I would've gotten rid of Angel, but I need her dumb brute strength to get further in the game! Besides, Ash was useless anyway."

Elimination Room

Chris turned to the camera. "Thirty-eight down, four to go. Who will win? Who will fall? Can it get any worse for these guys? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Universe!"

Yes! Episode 36 is done! Glitch City. Missingno. Old Man. Chris freaking Thorndyke. And more references to Colress. He's the best villain ever guys, his hair looks like Internet Explorer! DO YOU NOT SEE HIS SPIRALLY HAIR? Anyway, Q of the Week: What challenge suggestions do you have? They're gonna have to be pretty epic since we're down to the final five! I'm running out of ideas over here. Also follow up question! Who are you rooting for? YOU MUST ANSWER THIS QUESTION, NO IF'S, AND'S, OR SPONGEBOBS! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a spammer to address.

All right werewolf99, you've got no reason to swear at me. You call yourself a Christian? I don't think so. And don't you be telling me you're characters aren't Gary Stu's, because without me you wouldn't even know what a Gary Stu is! I used the exact info on your characters bio's and took FIVE DIFFERENT GARY STU TESTS, and they all had a result similar to this: "Sorry, you'll have to tone that character WAY down. Or start over. Whichever works for you. It's too perfect. Maybe you're a real life Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu... O_o" Don't tell me that the test is wrong, because I don't think five different tests could be incorrect if they all say the same thing. And I don't care if you want your characters to be different! THEY MUST HAVE WEAKNESSES, AND THE CAN'T BE OVER-POWERED. Seriously, you're making up the character as you go, since in the reviews for Total Mobius Island by KatalinetheDingo, you just kept on adding different things. Seriously? You made him immortal? You're an idiot. And what's even worse is you told her THAT GOLD THE FOX AND A FEW OTHERS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER WHEN IN THE AUTHOR NOTES, THEY MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT THEY DIDN'T. (Sorry for dragging you in to this again Gold, but I definitely think you have the right to know this.) What is it going to take to get it through your thick head?! NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DAMN CHARACTERS BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A $***! JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THEM!

And on a different note, you think your reviews aren't crappy. Let's look at one of them, shall we? "I would vote off Morgan because i think that she is a total bitch." Why? Why do you think she's a total bitch? Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but if you're going to say something like that you HAVE to support it. You know what, now I actually feel bad for my teachers, because next year they're going to have to deal with idiots like you every day. If you don't say why you think something and the review is that bland, it's a crappy review. No exceptions.

So please, STOP REVIEWING MY STORIES ALL TOGETHER. YOUR REVIEWS SUCK AND SO DO YOU, SO SHUT UP. I'LL BE GLAD IF YOU NEVER REVIEW MY STORIES AGAIN. Seriously, all I've kept your reviews for is so they'll make the review count higher. They don't have any value to me at all. I swear to God if you come anywhere near the sequel, I will delete all of those future reviews. JUST. STOP. REVIEWING. Do I make myself crystal clear? JUST. STOP.

All right. As for everyone else, I'm sorry I have to keep addressing this, since it probably seems really annoying. But…yeah. Review, please. (But not you, werewolf. Get the hell out.)