Commercial Break 9
Attention viewers! We have been experimenting, and now we have a new hair product for your enemies. It's called Shampoo!
"But isn't there already a hair product called shampoo?
Yes, but this is special shampoo.
"How is it special? Come on, come on tell me!"
I'll tell you if you'll just shut up! I mean really! I haven't got to that part yet!
"Sorry."
As I was saying, this shampoo is for your enemies. Gift wrap it for a surprise. Shampoo is completely organic. It was originally going to be called Shamu's Shampoo but Shamu is clearly copyrighted by Sea World. Don't use it yourself. And the price is reasonable. It costs 5 bucks.
"But why can't I use it myself?"
You know what. Here. Figure it out yourself. Oh Spock I need a Root Beer.