Wow, I haven't written anything in weeks. Y'all must think I'm dead. Frankly, I wish I were sometimes, har har.

OFMGQWERTYUIOPFOB wow, 36 chapters. Didn't expect to keep it this long.

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Kakashi, as it was, decided instead of making the long trek down the ridiculously high up mountain, he'd let the mindless lemming who wanted his knowledge do it instead.

"I love life's small rewards."

Indeed.

"Ooooooohhhhhhhmmmmmmm…….." Kakashi hummed, striking a weird Michael Jackson pose. "I am a burriiiiiiiito…"

"Hey, can I ask you something?" Temari's head popped out from a nearbye gopher jole. "It's very important."

Kakashi jerked out of his reverie and let out a shriek.

"Yes, very important," Kankuro's head agreed, popping out from another gopher hole.

"Hey, is this a rat or something?" Gaara's head was occupied by a fuzzy baby gopher. "YAUGH, it's eating my nose!"

"I must say, walking up here, walking back down, and walking up again is not my favorite thing to do." Kankuro shook his head, dirt flying from his hat. "My butt's real sore."

"Can you answer me?" Temari asked.

"Cow. Burrito. Anne Rice. I can keep this up until you ask the question. Disco ball. Tuna sandwich…"

"Why is it that me, Wedgie-man, and Gopher head are siblings but don't look alike?"

"A lot of siblings don't look alike."

"Yeah, but some of their features are somewhat similar!" Temari protested. "We look like we're not related at all!"

"Frankyfrankyfrankyfrankyfranky." Kakashi shook his head. "Flabbyflabbyflabbyflabby. That's just the point."

"What?" Kankruo asked, pulling the gopher off his brother only for it to latch to his head. "GAK!"

"You're not related. Not biologically, anyways." Kakashi shrugged. "I thought y'all knew that."

"You mean we're adopted?!" Gaara screeched. "So I spent half my life loving a woman who didn't even give me life?!"

"You're not. Flabby and….er…..Flabbier are, though."

"OI!" Temari and Kankuro cried. Kakashi shrugged again.

"Don't shoot the messenger.

"Then where'd they come from?" Gaara asked, pointing at the offended parties.

"When a man and woman love each other very much, they-"

"NOT LIKE THAT!" Temari clamped her hands over each of her brothers' far ears and banged their heads together. "I'll tell them about that when the time calls!"

"Kankuro's parents were in a traveling circus until they fell off the tightrope and got eaten by a gator-"

"That explains the make-up," Kankuro mumbled.

"-and Temari's parents already had fourteen kids and gave her to Gaara's parents," Kakashi finished. "Clear things up?"

Gaara, Temari, and Kankruo just looked at him blankly.

"HAWHAWHAW!! APRIL FOOL'S!" Kakashi laughed, pointing at the now baffled children. "I really had you saps going!"

"It's May," Kankuro said, a little mad about being duped.

"Oh." Kakashi's face fell. "Well….. YOU STILL FELL FOR IT!" His exuberance was back as he laughed at them harder still.

"C'mon, let's blow this joint." Casting dark glares, the three sibling tromped off in a bad mood.

"Wait for it…."

There were three muffled screams and then several thuds.

"Haha! They fell off the mountain!" Kakashi said gleefully. "Ah, how I love it so!!"

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And there you have it. I haven't been able to get on at all 'cept for like this past week, and I would have written something sooner but I discovered a lovely thing on YouTube called 'music videos'. They're quite hilarious.